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【590】 No holiday for Christmas

"About the lost...the lost condom..." An Zhi didn't speak loudly in front of her parents, "It was because I wanted to make myself more sunny, so I read a book about professors living in the wild in the library, which mentioned the special uses of condom..."

“Survival in the wild?”

"Yes, yes... The book says that the condom can be used as a mobile phone waterproof cover, it can also be used as a water bag, tourniquet, swimming ring, magnifying glass, collecting dew, and even safely sucking out snake venom after being bitten by a snake... I was curious and took three out of the closet, and none of them were used to put them in my shoulder bag."

After hearing what her daughter told her, An Zhi's mother immediately asked her daughter to take her bag over, and after she took out three condoms from it, she carefully checked the production batch number and then confirmed that she belonged to the same batch as the rest in the wardrobe.

"Okay, your dad won't have to die, but..."

"Hey, hey, even if I really take the condom away, it may not be a cheating person. There is no need to kill me directly!"

After being glanced at by his wife, An Shurong didn't dare to speak anymore.

"I just stole the things from my house because I read a book, and it's this kind of thing, not like you could have done before... An Zhi, don't treat your parents as a fool. Your father has no time to get an archaeological history, but I will stare at you and don't do things that make you regret on the urge!"

Since the number of condoms returned to Zhao has not decreased, An Shurong escaped. Although An Zhi was suspicious of her mother, at least the hurdle in front of her was passed.

After listening to A Xue telling the story, Lu Se nodded.

"Although you were pretending to be Lin Lian to obtain these information, it saved me a little time. I have sent you the real ointment serial number."

A Xue glanced at her phone and the serial number seemed to be true this time, but she still asked with concern: "Is this ointment really effective?"

"Why am I lying to you?" Lu Se asked, "You are my fiancée's alternative. Leaving scars on your body is a loss for me. Even if you don't tell me An Zhi's information, I will tell you the serial number!"

"Shameless...I want ointment not for you!"

While Lu Se and Axue were talking below, Teacher Nangong on the podium had already finished writing on the blackboard. She turned around and looked dejected, wondering if she had drunk a lot of wine.

"After class, I heard you complain that Christmas is not on holiday... Christmas shouldn't be on holiday! What's the good thing about this kind of foreign festival? Men and women on the street hold hands and celebrate Christmas as Valentine's Day... Have you ever thought about the feeling of a single dog without a girlfriend or a boyfriend!"

Such a declaration of defeated dog shocked most students. The air was quiet for a while, Lin Lian stood up and comforted:

"Teacher Nangong, don't be sad. Christmas should be a holiday for reunion with your family. It's a mistake to treat Christmas as Valentine's Day. My sister and I held a small celebration party in the dormitory last night. We called many classmates to attend, but we didn't forget to place our mother's head on the table..."

Lin Lian’s words are sensational, but those who know the inside story will understand that the so-called "mother's head" refers to Lin Lian’s mother remotely manipulating the B-1 robot to attack A Xue. After it was smashed, it was stored as a souvenir in the robot head in Door 01.

"I was going to call Teacher Nangong too, but some people say that Teacher Nangong might have a date. Even if there is no date, they will pretend that they will not come to attend, so they didn't call him in the end... I'm so sorry, I will definitely call Teacher Nangong at next Christmas party!"

"Is it a curse that I can't find a boyfriend next Christmas!" Nangong Meng was so angry that she slapped the podium table, "Anyway, Christmas is an evil holiday, and you are not allowed to mention Christmas in front of me in the future!"

Christmas, also known as Christmas, is in the eyes of many Christians to commemorate the birth of Jesus. If you hear Nangong Meng say that Christmas is an evil festival, you may be filled with righteous indignation.

Lin Lian sat back without any strangeness. The girl in the front seat asked Lin Lian why she was not angry. Lin Lian said with a peaceful face: "Mr. Jesus is a very gentle person and will definitely understand the pain of Teacher Nangong's failure to find a boyfriend. Actually, I don't think that boyfriend is necessary. As long as I often rub the gap like me, it can also bring a heavenly satisfaction!"

The intern nun raised her left foot while saying that she had already become addicted to rubbing the gap in her toes under the white silk stockings, but the girl in the front seat didn't understand and turned her head back with a black look on her face.

After class, it was lunch break. Axue didn't go to eat, so she hurried to the affiliated hospital to buy ointment according to the serial number. Lu Se was about to get up, but found that Li Xiang was coming from the right.

"Form, search for Alice's form." Rika saw Lu Se's confusion expression, and took the initiative to remind him, "Did you fill in it well during the use? Please return it to me after filling it out, I want to archive it."

Lu Se was surprised: "All your forms need to be archived. Alice stocked up shoes, are you stocking up forms? The process of finding Alice was a bit thrilling. I don't know where I threw the form. You can only use the source file to reprint a copy to archive it, it doesn't matter?"

"No, it doesn't matter." Rika was a little distracted when she agreed. A form that had not been filled out was lost in the middle, which was almost equivalent to the stolen underwear for her. But after all, it was important to look for Alice at that time, and Rika could not ask Luther to treat the form as carefully as her underwear.

After Li Xiang left a little lost, Lu Se walked in the corridor and heard the duck voice of the director Huang Bai sounded from the radio speaker.

"This morning, the three sisters Lin Qin, Lin Xue and Lin Lian used violent coercion and other means to occupy the radio station, and publicly broadcast the radio content with indecent words, which had adverse effects on the school and should have been severely punished."

"But considering that they were looking for their missing sister, the school leaders decided to give up the slightest post, with each person being deducted 500 quota and writing no less than 600 words of inspection, and handing it over to the Administrative Affairs Office before the end of next Monday!"

"There are a total of 1,000 yuan, and it's half the amount you say you're deducting!" Bao Xing caught up from behind and complained to Lu Se, "They are all your fiancée's choices. Do you want to invite them to dinner to comfort me?"
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