【542】Go to Yin Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall
?Because of Yang Ren and Jin Shijie's threat, Jiao Qingqing's photo of riding on Lu Se's face did not spread outside, but Lu Se got the nickname "Saint of Licking Horses" in the school.
Jiao Qingqing was very happy to get closer to Lu Se through the volleyball game, but she also clarified that Lu Se did not lick at that time, but it was fine if she didn't clarify. Everyone paid more attention to this clarification. Lu Se's nickname was also mass-produced because [Listing Horse Constellation] is no longer enough to limit Lu Se's journey to the sea of stars. In the future, he may also become the licking dragon constellation, the dog constellation, the cat constellation, the ** constellation... Level 1 intelligent creatures should occupy all the 1 "licking" constellation.
Lu Se ignored these rumors [ Update Fast]. Anyway, it is impossible for a person not to have a few nicknames by others in his life. Zeng Guofan, known as the "last saint in China", was once nicknamed "Zeng Shawang". He is just a false name, so there is no need to worry about it.
In addition, Lu Se doesn't like shaving his head very much.
The next day was Saturday, and Lu Se did not go home. As agreed with Dongni Haiyi in advance, he accompanied the successor of Bajiquan to the Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall to make friends with martial arts.
"You fell into Liu Qianpeng's plan. He deliberately mistook the business card of the Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall to you. Why did you say that after you challenge the Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall and then challenge his Tianhai Martial Arts Hall? What kind of combat power can a place selling fake medicines in Tianhai Martial Arts Hall have?"
As if to prove what Lu Se said, when several people walked to the Tianhai Martial Arts Hall, they found that a man dressed in a Shaolin monk was selling some Tibetan secret medicine.
Lu Se said: "This fake monk named Shi Baosha once performed a show on the Sea Flower Cast. What is the unique skill called out in English? [Death Hug]. Now Liu Qianpeng has accepted him as his apprentice, and he has begun to promote the knockout of Batman in seconds with his cheap master... Do you think Batman, Shaolin Temple and other Tibetan secret medicine are mixed together without any disagreement?"
Dongni Haiyi subconsciously touched the belt collar on her neck: "Batman seems to have been to Tibet in China in the movie, and he seems to be able to do Shaolin Fist... But after hearing what the boss said, Liu Qianpeng is indeed a bit like a big asshole!"
Because Dongni Hai is in line with her second uncle's accent, she always calls "big liar" "big asshole". Although Chiba Rika next to her still doesn't understand some Chinese idioms, she also knows that such popular words are not good words.
"Sister Dongni, next time you say the word "big liar" can you..."
After several days of rest, Chiba Rika's cold was finally basically cured. Because Rika is also a martial arts person, Dongni Haiyi called her former roommate and said to her: "You will get sick if you are stuffy in school every day. Follow me to the Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall for a long experience!"
Li Xiang has received a lot of care from Dongni Haiyi and is also very interested in various martial arts on the land of China. She agreed and carefully prepared a plan for today's trip last night and made plans for all kinds of things that might happen urgently.
However, what Li Xiang didn't expect was that in addition to calling herself, Dongni Haiyi called Lu Se, the guy. If someone else knew in advance that Li Xiang and Lu Se had a bad relationship, they shouldn't have invited both of them at the same time, but Dongni Haiyi didn't think about that, just thought that you had something to do when you came here.
"The boss said I am an employee of his Dongji Network Technology Co., Ltd., and I went out to compete with others and he would be there no matter how much he said. Rika, don't make a fuss. Did the boss beat you in the sword dojo? Have you been upset?"
Dongni Haiyi mentioned Kendo and Rika stopped talking. She was indeed worried that Lu Se had won her. This time she came to visit the martial arts competition, and she also had the purpose of learning from the strengths of a hundred schools of thought and improving her kendo level.
In such a lively event as a martial arts competition, Dongni Haiyi's three fans must have come to cheer for themselves, but Dongni Haiyi was worried that they would shout too much when they cheered and destroyed the unity between martial artists, so she lied that she went out to discuss business with Lu Se and asked them to go home on weekends to accompany their families.
Xiaomei heard that Dongni Haiyi was going out with Lu Se again this weekend, and she reminded her in a worried manner: "Sister Dongni, you must be careful in the office. If Lu Se touches you, you will beat him to death! Don't drink the drink he handed you casually!"
Regarding Xiaomei's concern, Dongni Haiyi just waved her hand and smiled: "I'm so much taller and stronger than the boss. We are just ordinary friends. He won't have strange ideas about me!"
Bao Xing had not recovered from the cold and was still in the affiliated hospital. His father came to see him on vacation. He was not well-being and would definitely not be able to come with Lu Se.
Alice was originally very interested in the martial arts scene, but she received an invitation from Magic Card's official painting. She was busy with work and couldn't get rid of her body. She could only warn her by the pointed-mouthed beast before Lu Se set off: "Watching a competition is more dangerous than watching a volleyball game. You have to sit farther this time! You can still live if you are sitting by Jiao Qingqing, but if you are sitting by Dongni Haiyi, you will see God!"
The information Lu Se inquired from Lu Beibei showed that Lin Qin seemed to have taken Xiaojia and Molly out to attend the comic exhibition today. Axue was alone in the dormitory. She played too hard and had to rest for a few more days because she played volleyball.
Dongni Haiyi is tall and has long legs. She is excited because she is going to compete with a master today. She doesn't wait for Lu Se and Lixiang when walking, so she is the one who walks in the front and leads Lu Se and Lixiang by half a position.
Among the three, Lu Se was wearing a black suit except for a white shirt, which was different from the brown color of the school uniform. Dongni Haiyi was wearing the usual red sportswear, only Chiba Rika was also wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi Academy, and there was no armband on her left arm. The single ponytail girl also carried a blue shoulder bag containing a towel, a kettle, and a schedule printed last night but was basically invalid.
Some pedestrians saw the armband of the Commissioner's Discipline Inspection Commission, which was obviously from Japanese anime, and they thought Chiba Rika was cosplaying and preparing to attend the comic exhibition held in Dongshan City. Some angry young people also thought Chiba Rika might be a Japanese genius.
"I look pretty good, but why do I look like a Japanese when I wear clothes and move!?"
After passing by Tianhai Martial Arts Hall, the Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall is diagonally opposite the road. There are several fitness centers nearby, and there are many people coming and going. Lu Se found that the Jiusan Chess Club he had been to was also nearby, and the Jiusan Chess Club was nearby, which means that the "Xianglin Spa Ladies Leisure and Health Club" he accidentally burned should be not far away.
At this time, a man who looked like a fitness coach was walking while looking at his phone. His phone was turned on so loudly, and news was being broadcasted:
"Hourally after North Korea blows up the Pungxiri nuclear test site, Trump announced the cancellation of the meeting with Kim Jong-un in Singapore on June 1..."
Lu Se, who seemed to know the inside story, smiled and said, "Perhaps the president will be very angry. If Director Cao had obtained investment in the movie "Assassination of Trump" now..."
Li Xiang didn't know what Lu Se was saying, and Dongni Haiyi seemed to be not listening. He didn't see the passing vehicles when he crossed the road. There happened to be a food delivery motorcycle driving very fast. Dongni Haiyi was about to be hit if she didn't stop.
"Be careful of the car!"
Lu Se shouted and reached out to block Dongni Haiyi. The motorcycle rushed past them. The deliveryman turned his head to apologize to them with sweat and said, "I'm really sorry, I'm going to be late!"
However, what Lu Seping touched with his left hand made Lu Se feel that he was the one who should be said to be sorry.
Using "Be careful of having a car" as an excuse to touch the breasts of the woman next to her, Lu Se didn't bother to use this trick, but Dongni Haiyi was 1.85 meters tall, Lu Se naturally stretched his left hand flat, and thus he touched two balls of wonderful things that were both elastic and strong.
"Donnie, I didn't mean it. If you are unhappy, you can hit me!" Lu Se hurriedly withdrew his left hand and apologized. Li Xiang, who witnessed the whole process, bit her lips and stared at Lu Se, but it was not easy to judge whether Lu Se was doing right or wrong.
Dongni Haiyi was a little unsteady, and she said embarrassedly: "It's me that I didn't pay attention to the car. Thanks to boss, you stopped me. I don't care about this, and you didn't mean it..."
With Dongni Haiyi's extensive personality, it would not surprise Lu Se that she smiled at it. However, he found that Dongni Haiyi's words were not energetic, and he didn't know if it was because of the reflection of the red sportswear, the tomboy actually blushed a little.
What's going on? When Li Xiang first left school, she blushed a little when she saw me. It must be because she wore a cartoon mask I gave Alice while cleaning the dormitory... Why did Dongni Haiyi blush?
I put some hypnotic background sounds on the laptop I borrowed that will affect others' subconsciousness and make it easier for women to have a favorable impression of the men around me. This effect should be very weak, which is completely incomparable to the BK effect I have seen in the US military database...
——Tonnie Haiyi, why is your relationship with me a little strange now?
Chapter completed!