【519】Brother-in-law bullying sister-in-law
Gold is a very soft metal. Lu Se didn't spend much effort to pull the gold cross from Lin Lian's chest, but because of the "universal breast power", he seemed to have encountered something softer.
"ah!"
Lin Lian screamed, but the doubts were greater than surprise.
"Why does Lu Se want..."
Lu Se let go of Lin Lian's hand and held the golden cross in the palm of his other hand. He looked around and saw no football, basketball shot, looking up at the starry sky, and there was no burning meteorite to drop the heavenly punishment.
——Lin Lian’s [Malicious Rebound Aura], that is, [Ultimate], did not launch an attack on me!
He accidentally touched Mimi after snatching the golden cross. If someone else treated the nun like this, even if he didn't die immediately, he would have only half his life left.
[Ultimate] It will indeed not cause harm to me! So will Lin Lian be immune to my [Ultimate 1]?
Lu Se can deliberately make Lin Lian angry and test [Ultimate], but it is not that simple. Lin Lian is not a type that is easily angered by trivial matters in daily life.
If I had tasted a bite of toxic chicken soup just now, Lu Se could have successfully made Lin Lian a "threatening his life", but the price was too high, and it would be too tragic if I died directly.
"Why did Lu Se stole my cross?" Lin Lian asked again.
In order to continue tempting [Ultimate], Lu Se made an evil expression.
"Because I am bad, I want to bully you, I want to trample on the dignity of his believers! How about it, are you angry with me?"
Lin Lian laughed instead, and the feeling of loss that had previously been criticized for the cooking was falling out of the sky.
"Student Lu Se really knows how to joke with me! In fact, robbing the cross is fake, is it true that I want to molest me? Sister Lin Qin has already told me to be careful of such things..."
Lu Se couldn't help but feel speechless. He held the cross and didn't understand why Lin Lian could say these words happily with a smile.
But as a scientist, Lu Se will not easily turn back on the road to exploring science, even if it is a molestation girl, she will still be in the name of science!
"Hmph, yes, I'm molesting you... Are you angry now? Do you plan to pray to God and ask him to punish me?"
Lin Lian held his hands together in front of his chest, closed his eyes as if he turned into a statue of Virgin Mary, and part of the bandage on the girl's fingers fell off.
"Since Lu Se strongly requested, I will pray for helplessly... Mr. God, a man touched me without my consent. I was not angry, but he said I should be angry, so please press the button of the Heavenly Punishment..."
Lu Se immediately became nervous, and his defense of football, basketball and meteorites became ten times that of the past.
However, there was no such punishment. Lin Lian stuck out his tongue halfway through praying and said mischievously: "Just kidding! I said I would not use divine punishment to deal with Lu Se, so Lu Se doesn't have to worry about this!"
After revoking the prayer (summoning the meteorite) posture, Lin Lian's tone became less cheerful than before.
"Student Lu Se, I know you still have resentment towards Sister Lin Qin. This is why Axue is often bullied by you during class on behalf of Sister Lin Qin? They both make you unhappy in many places. It is too difficult for you to forgive them like this, but..."
"But can Lu Se share some resentment with me? If you think that just now is bullying me, try to bully me as much as possible in the future. If you vent some of the resentment on me, others will be a little better... I won't care!"
There is a legend in Buddhism that "feeds tigers with your body", and Lin Lian's fearless dedication made Lu Se's rationality slightly shaken.
"Give you the cross back, it's really boring to bully you."
"Oh! My eyes!"
Lin Lian originally wanted to take the cross, but was fascinated by the sandstorm blown by the night wind. Her eyes were very big and she stood at the wind, so this kind of thing would inevitably happen.
"It doesn't matter?" Lu Se temporarily stuffed the cross into his school uniform pocket and went up to help look at Lin Lian's eyes.
"It's the right eye? You spread your eyelids and I'll blow it for you."
"Okay, OK, it seems not only there is sand, but also eyelashes falling from your eyes..."
Lin Lian honestly asked Lu Se to blow his eyes. Their faces were very close. Those who didn't know would think it was a kissing scene.
Father Guo at the entrance of the church had an indescribable expression, and the church members who looked here were also whispering.
"Who is that boy with a little high hairline? He actually fell in love with our nun..."
"Oh, Lin Lian is just an intern nun. She is a lady from a wealthy family and is beautiful. It is abnormal that no one chases you!"
"No one chased her, wasn't it because of the food she cooked..."
Lu Se did not listen to those gossips, and he concentrated on helping Lin Lian blow his eyes. The eyelash that fell into his eyes was quickly removed, but the sand seemed to have penetrated deeper.
In the past, Lu Se helped Xiao Jia blow his eyes a lot, and he was very experienced in this regard, but when the other party was replaced by Lin Lian, he always felt that he was not as powerful as a pair of big breasts. When he looked down, he found that he was a pair of big breasts sandwiched between the two. Every time Lu Se wanted to get closer, he would crush them into deformation, which was really distracting.
"No, it hurts a little, it would be great if there were eye drops..."
Lin Lian gently pushed Lu Se away, squatted on the ground and hugged his knees wrapped in white silk with his hands, and began to squeeze out tears.
"Waste the sand with tears...I'm very good at crying, just imagine the miserable situation of Mr. Jesus being crucified..."
Lin Lian deserves the title of crying angel. She squatted on the ground and imagined the pain of Jesus being stabbed by steel nails. Immediately, tears flowed out like beads with broken threads and fell to the ground. After a while, the sand was washed out.
However, those who looked here from a distance did not understand the reason, and made speculations that were very inconsistent with the facts:
"What's going on? Why did our nun cry?"
"It must be that man who wants to kiss Lin Lian forcibly! It's so despicable! He made Lin Lian cry so lovingly, why didn't the divine punishment come to him yet?"
"Hey, I heard that Lin Lian prayed to God to make a man named Lu Se immune to the divine punishment. This guy seems to be Lin Lian's sister's fiancé..."
"That's even more bastard! What does my brother-in-law crying mean? If not, I want to go over and beat him!"
Seeing the crowd excited, Father Guo quickly called on everyone to calm down:
"Don't be impulsive, for my sake, don't be impulsive! I can't figure out what's going on now, and Qingzi Academy allows us to engage in churches. This is an exception after consultation with the municipal government. If we beat students again, we may be banned from activities in the future!"
The church members gave up their intention to step forward and beat Lu Se, but this did not stop several of the old ladies from setting up their formation. They recited scriptures that Father Guo could not understand, cursed Lu Se to drink cold water to plug his teeth, and farted and cracked his heels.
Coincidentally, Lin Qin was accompanied by the maid Molly, and was about to come over to see if Lu Se was poisoned by Lin Lian's poisonous chicken soup, but saw Lin Lian being pulled by Lu Se to the church square, and the current situation seemed to be Lin Lian being bullied by Lu Se and squatting on the ground and crying.
"You..." Lin Qin immediately became uneasy. She walked forward quickly in her high heels and asked Lu Se loudly: "What did you do to my sister? I asked her to give you chicken soup. You should come to me if you have any resentment!"
The group of believers were happy this time, and the aunts among them were particularly happy.
"Look, the real master is here! The brother-in-law bullies my sister-in-law, so sister should stand up!" (To be continued)
Chapter completed!