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【517】Professional opinion

"Sister Lin Lian," Xiaojia frowned and said, "Actually, the food you cook is a bit... a bit unsuitable for ordinary people..."

"No, that's right!" Bao Xing agreed, "I almost died after eating your church skewers last time! Why did Lu Se have to eat this time!"

Lin Lian was not hit, but his expression was confused.

"My food is not suitable for ordinary people? But I did not add the holy water that blesses the believers!"

Lu Se, wearing a gas mask, couldn't help but complain: "Is the holy water obtained by soaking clean water in scriptures? Holy water is used to exorcize demons, not cooking materials!"

Bao Xing whispered: "I'm scared to death. I thought it was another kind of holy water..."

"Lu Se, I want to join the board game club too! If I ask me to join, I will help you drive Lin Lian away!"

Now it has become a "chicken soup hell". Everyone avoids it and is afraid of it. Someone is approaching the board game president's table, and Jiao Qingqing, who wears a gas mask.

Lu Se turned his head slightly and raised his left eyebrow: "Where did your gas mask come from?"

Jiao Qingqing Keke smiled and said, "Of course I stole it from you! I was rarely caught by the police when I was stealing things in Chunshui City! Lu Se, you hid the gas mask in Bao Xing's bag, I just flipped through it and found it!"

Bao Xing said in shock: "So I carried the gas mask all the way! Lu Se, you slave owner! You can only enjoy the fruits of slave labor!"

Lu Se quickly judged the situation in front of him and replied to Jiao Qingqing: "Qingqing, you are impatient and not suitable for playing board games, but I heard that you became the president of the volleyball club... Let's do this, take Alice who fainted back to the dormitory and give it to Chiba Rika to take care of me. I will go to the volleyball club to see you more in the future. How about it?"

Lu Se deliberately talked about the full name of Chiba Rika here, so that he and Rika were not very close. He would go to the volleyball club in the future, and the main purpose was to go to Jin Yang's personal guard to spy on the plot.

"Really?" Jiao Qingqing, who had not seen through Lu Se's trick, was overjoyed. "I'm very sexy in a volleyball uniform! Then I'll take Alice away, you have to keep your word!"

Sort by height, there is the following inequality:

Dongni Haiyi>Yang Ren>Lu Se≥Lin Qin=Lin Lian≥Axue>Jin Shijie>Jia Qingqing≥Chianye Lixiang>Molly≥Anzhi>Xiaojia≥Alice

(Note: This is the data that Lin Qin has not worn high heels, otherwise Lu Se must rely on his hair to be 0.5 cm taller than Lin Qin)

It can be seen that Alice is very small, with four people separated from Jiao Qingqing and Alice. Although she is a bad girl and has not received martial arts training, she still has some strength and there is no pressure to carry Princess Alice back to the dormitory.

"Get out of here for Sister Qingqing! Sister Qingqing is saving people this time! Don't yell at me if I do good deeds. It's embarrassing for the followers of Chunshui City to know that I do good deeds!"

However, Jiao Qingqing, wearing a gas mask, really doesn't look like a good person. Several girls whispered, asking if Jiao Qingqing would take Alice to somewhere for a vital dissection...

Turning the camera back to the board game president's table, after Alice was taken away, Xiaojia sat in Alice's seat. She originally wanted to run away, but when she smelled dark chicken soup, she was weak.

The director of the teaching and the students of the Discipline Inspection Department smelled the smell of weapons of mass destruction far away. They originally wanted to call the police, but when they saw that it was Lin Lian and her dishes, the group of people were worried.

"What should I do? In the past, I was in danger of life, but I just put the chicken soup pot under the dormitory building..."

"Oh, if Lin Lian hadn't often made such terrible dishes, with her identity as the school beauties of Qingzi Academy, no one would have dared to chase her!"

Not to mention that there are really people who don’t know how to die. French chef Govictor has always adhered to the principle of “chefs cannot harm people with cooking.” He bought carrots from convenience stores and immediately smelled the terrible smell that could not be covered by any perfume, which made him so shocked that all the plastic bags fell off.

"This temple... what is this? How can I make such a dish that blasphemed God? As a chef, I will not forgive the clay!"

Victor walked over with big strides, the closer he had to cover his nose.

"Lu Se, you made this black soup, right? You caught a gas mask and made poison soup. This is an act of terrorism!"

Victor slapped the table with both hands to express his anger.

Lu Se shrugged: "I'm sorry, this soup... By the way, this is actually chicken soup... It's written by Lin Lian, the extremely holy and sected nun next to you. She cooked this chicken soup according to God's will, probably to punish sinners like you."

"Wan, what's the crime of wan? You lie, you must have made this soup!"

Xiaojia was born in Antarctica, so she naturally knew Victor, who had formed a "deep friendship" in Antarctica. The girl with twin ponytails covered her nose and said, "Victor, are you stupid? My brother often does chemical experiments and has mastered all kinds of ingredients accurately. He has a good cooking skill, a little better than me!"

Lu Se snorted: "It's not just a little better than you? I'll stir-fry green peppers for you next time I go home!"

"I don't like to eat green peppers~~~~~~~~ It's okay to make poached eggs!"

"Mr. Victor," Lin Lian turned his head politely to the French chef, "I did make the chicken soup. Xiaojia said that my chicken soup is not suitable for ordinary people to drink. You are a chef. Can you tell me what the problem is?"

Victor's hat was filled with cold sweat, Lu Se, Bao Xing, and Xiaojia also had a million grass-mud horses galloping past.

What's the problem? This dish itself is a problem! Every day, you make dark dishes and feel slow to smell. This is completely a disaster for Qingzi Academy! It just looks like an innocent and innocuous smile that makes people irresistible...

You are not actually a nun, but a member of the Inquisition who has been hiding for centuries, right? You are on the grand mission of poisoning all unbelievers with terrible dishes! You are not a "crying angel", but a "poisoning angel"! God will be reincarnated immediately after drinking this pot of soup!

Lin Lian took out a spoon and bowl from the nun's uniform like a magic trick, and served a bowl of dark chicken soup from the pot, and handed it to Victor very friendly.

Victor dared not take it, and looked at the sky and said, "There is a saying that all animals were killed twice in the UK, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the kitchen..."

Lin Lian didn't understand Victor's hint and blinked his big, empty eyes as if he was heaven: "It's so pitiful to be killed twice, but how did that be done? After the first time he died, he was resurrected with the means like Frankenstein. Will he kill him again? What a blasphemy that goes against God's will..."

Victor was forced to his mouth by dark chicken soup, and his vision and smell were hit by a double blow. He couldn't help but say: "The chicken soup you make is a blasphemy to the profession of chefs! No one told you directly that you are not suitable for cooking at all. How bad is the dishes you make?"

"What? The dishes I made are unpalatable?" Lin Lian dropped the soup bowl on the ground with a "slap". The overflowing black liquid reacted with the asphalt road, and white smoke emerged.

The intern nun covered her cheeks with her hands and said unbelievably: "Did it be... what everyone said before? This time a professional chef said that my cooking was unpalatable... Did I waste the lives of those dead animals before? The little flower who was hit by a car, Pipi who fell to death, and Dahei who died of heatstroke... I'm sorry for you! I actually made you very unpalatable, so that your lives could not be more meaningful!"
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