【477】Another vice-principal(1/2)
There is a side door in the lounge and the elderly activity room. The strange fighting sounds came from there, and Lu Se and Bao Xing were both curious.
"Why are there still ring competitions in nursing homes? Elderly fighting clubs? Let's go and take a look."
Dr. Yu was responsible for promoting robots and could not get out of here. He waved his hand and told Lu Se and the others to go first. He had already known about the fight in advance.
"Hey? Where did my sister go?" Lin Lian found out that Lin Qin was missing at this time, so she followed Lu Se in the direction of the fight, wondering if she could find her sister.
Only Alice was busy drawing a model of "old ecstasy", constantly raised her hand to measure the proportions, and then dropped the tip of the pen back on the paper. She shook her head at Lu Se and said that she could not live without it now.
There are security guards in the nursing home. After bodyguard Chen Jinwei stopped and lengthened Lincoln, he also entered the hall (now looking for Lin Qin). Lu Se felt that it would be no danger to leave Alice here for a few minutes, so he walked into the elderly activity room through the side door.
As soon as he entered this gym, the decoration was quite similar to that of the gym, but the equipment strength was low, Lu Se was attracted by the judo mat in the middle.
There are really people fighting! And both of them are acquaintances! The man who claims to be dressed with the monks who use the 72 unique skills of Shaolin is a fake monk who has performed the "Death Hug" on the Sea Flower Cast! He originally had a partner, but he didn't see him here. The person who acted opposite him was a middle-aged fat man in bright yellow Tang suit. This man was Liu Qianpeng, who had been the vice principal of Qingzi Academy and almost became the son of Principal He Qimei!
Speaking of Liu Qianpeng, he has a rich personal experience. First of all, Liu Qianpeng's father was He Qimei's first love. He Qimei never married for his father. Some time ago, he took care of his critically ill first love until his death. If this pair of miserable couples had not been separated from each other due to the Cultural Revolution, Liu Qianpeng would have really become He Qimei's son.
Liu Qianpeng was ignorant when he was young. After learning some three-legged cat skills, he claimed that he could "defeat Batman in seconds". He cheated on the east and west and finally opened a Zhonghai civil and military school. Just opposite the Jiangbei School District of Qingzi Academy, students from the two schools had many conflicts.
The good times did not last long. The prototype of the b-1 robot developed by Dr. Yu, the robot nicknamed "Pirate Rabbit", suffered from depression, which burned Qingzi Academy Jiangbei School District, causing the Zhonghai Wenwu School to become a broken eaves and walls. Liu Qianpeng angrily sued Qingzi Education Group and received a lot of compensation as he wished. With these compensations and family relationships, he successfully transferred some of Zhonghai students to Dongshan No. 1 Middle School. After he retired from the principal of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, he became the principal of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School.
Later, Dongshan No. 1 Middle School was managed by Qingzi Academy. Liu Qianpeng felt that the opportunity to enter the management of Qingzi Academy was coming, so he tried hard to get involved and moved around, and got the position of vice principal of Qingzi Academy.
Then he met Lu Se.
Lu Sehei, who was in Antarctica, entered the computer network of Qingzi Academy and obtained evidence of Liu Qianpeng's corruption and finding a mistress, in order to threaten the latter to obey his own words and be able to transfer to the school smoothly with Lin Qin and Lin Lian.
Soon, Liu Qianpeng was exposed and was forced to resign under public pressure. He went back to the martial arts hall advertisement of "Knocking down Batman in seconds".
It is said that when he resigned from his position as vice principal, He Qimei gave him some "humanitarian compensation".
I have to say that He Qimei felt quite complicated about Liu Qianpeng's son, the first lover. On the one hand, he would hurt him when he met, but on the other hand, he couldn't bear to see him being too down.
Coincidentally, after Liu Qianpeng, He Xifan, who served as vice principal, also rolled down the mountain and became a vegetable, even worse than Liu Qianpeng. It can be seen that Lu Se can be regarded as the killer of the vice principal, and none of the vice principals who have something to do with him will have a good end.
"Hey--ah!"
Liu Qianpeng and the fake Shaolin monk who were fighting on the judo mat did not notice that Lu Se and his group appeared among the onlookers, and they continued to sell Dali Pills.
"Master, Master is so strong!" The fake Shaolin monk didn't even touch Liu Qianpeng, as if he was hit by the static charge in the air, and it bounced backwards for as long as it was, and fell to the ground in a mess.
Lu Se noticed the red banners raised by the sidelines - martial arts master Liu Qianpeng, and Shaolin monk Shi Baosha, a sword contestant.
"This is neither Huashan nor swords," Lu Se complained, "and it's as fake as Yan Fang."
But the elderly (mostly old men) were very strange. Whenever Shi Baosha jumped up and down and started fighting, they would applaud. On the contrary, Liu Qianpeng stood there without moving much, acting as an expert in the world, and most people couldn't understand his weight.
Chapter 10, Section 8 of "How to Brainwash Girls" - If you need to pick up a girl, remember the story of "big snake and little snake". It is better for a big snake to be a follower for a big snake than a big snake. The green leaves are set against a red flower, and the green leaves must be able to see it.
When Lu Se explained this to Bao Xing (in order to let Bao Xing find his girlfriend early to give up Xiaojia), he gave an example:
"Look, if there is a four-person date, you come to serve as a foil for me, and the girl opposite me thinks at most that I treat people equally and there is no racial discrimination. But if I serve as a foil for you, they will think that someone as smart as me respects you, and you must be some African prince."
Bao Xing wondered about this: "But if the green leaves are too excellent, won't the red flowers give green leaves?"
Lu Se looked at the sky with two eyes: "You can't even control your girlfriend, but you still blame me?"
The combination of Liu Qianpeng and Shi Baosha was obviously also playing the trick of "big snake and little snake". Although Shi Baosha is a fake Shaolin monk, he will at least make somersaults. His unique skill "Death Hug" (it was temporarily changed to "life Hug" to take care of the elderly) is also a normal hug; Liu Qianpeng gained weight and his eyes were unsightly. At a glance, his experts knew that he was negligent in practicing martial arts. If he really fought, he would definitely be beaten down by Shi Baosha in seconds.
However, Liu Qianpeng's kung fu is not good at speaking. While knocking Shi Baosha repeatedly with his invisible "true energy", he muttered a lyrics: "Dear cadres, old gentlemen, old birthday stars, there are many martial arts museums on the market now, and there are more than ten martial arts stores in Dongshan City alone, which has attracted many young people. Unfortunately, they have not obtained the essence of their ancestors. If they practice martial arts or not, they will be in vain!"
In order to cooperate with Liu Qianpeng, Shi Baosha was sweating profusely, so he had no other choice. He was originally performing death hugs for foreigners on the Sea Flower Cast, which was very popular. As a result, under Lin Qin's arrangement, Wang Zongkui and Wang Zongren went to the Sea Flower Cast. These two men used to open martial arts schools and their kung fu was real. Shi Baosha and his partner didn't even dare to compete with others, so they got off the boat in shame.
Shi Baosha and his partner returned to Dongshan City on the return helicopter of the Wang brothers, wanting to find some opportunities on the spot, but neither Tianwang Temple in Dongcheng District nor Minami Instan Temple in Xicheng District were inviting them. The partner was still tricked to Chunshui City to conduct pyramid schemes on the way. Shi Baosha finally found Liu Qianpeng, who was in a recession in the martial arts hall. The two of them had a similar taste. Shi Baosha immediately took Liu Qianpeng as his teacher and was determined to do a big career of cheating.
Liu Qianpeng pretended to attack Shi Baosha and dodged sideways, lifting his weight and said lightly: "Among all the children and grandchildren, some may go to Xu Jinsheng's Taekwondo Hall and Ren Hongli's Yin-Yang Sanshou Martial Arts Hall, but their martial arts halls only focus on attacks and not on health. It's like Muay Thai is very powerful, but retired boxers are sick all over, which is a long life!"
The old people started talking privately, and some people nodded slightly, as if they agreed with Liu Qianpeng's theory.
"Well, our Tianhai Martial Arts Hall is different." Liu Qianpeng set off the railway while it was hot. "Use stillness to control the movement, use martial arts to cultivate one's nature, and the sky embraces all things, and the sea embraces all rivers. Combining the essence of traditional martial arts such as Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, Li Dong, Tai Chi, Baji, Xingyi, and Wuqin, and combining with the ancient Tibetan prescriptions and magical medicines, it can achieve the effect of treating diseases, strengthening the body without illness, strengthening the essence and maintaining the yang, and living a hundred years of life!"
Lu Se said: "Fortunately Dongni Haiyi didn't come, otherwise she would have heard that this fake medicine was mixed with the essence of the Baji, so she wouldn't have to vent her anger for the master and beat him up?"
Bao Xing’s comments are different from Lu Se: “Hahaha, it’s called Tianhai Martial Arts Hall. Is it like AV actress Miss Tianhaiyi…”
Halfway through his words, he saw Lin Lian looking around and swallowing the words behind him.
Most of the old people are watching, and they all have some spare money, including the elderly who mistakenly thought Bao Xing was an African who practiced horizontal bars and ear backs. They are old and have a lot of hearts. They pay special attention to the effect of "solidifying essence and maintaining the yang". Longevity is secondary, and they hope to regain their strength.
"This... how do you sell this Tibetan magic medicine from Master Liu?"
An old man asked loudly in the duckling voice. Lu Se seriously suspected that this was a child care that Liu Qianpeng had bribed in advance.
"Sell? We are not here to make everyone's money!" Liu Qianpeng looked arrogant and said with a firm tone, "We won't sell it! All the medicines we brought today are given to you for free! If it is really not enough, I will urgently allocate a car to the old birthday boy who has not been assigned, and at most I can pay some distribution fee..."
Seeing this, Lu Se was no longer interested. He had no novel tricks to sell fake drugs on the streets. The nursing home was willing to let Liu Qianpeng come in, but maybe he accepted a lot of bribes.
It was not until this time that Lin Lian covered her mouth in surprise: "The person wearing Tang suit seems to be the former vice principal, Mr. Liu Qian!"
Lu Se couldn't help but complain: "The person is called Liu Qianpeng! Liu Qian is a magician!"
After Liu Qianpeng and Shi Baosha finished the performance, Liu Qianpeng smiled with his hands behind his back. Shi Baosha wiped the sweat from his head and was responsible for giving medicine to the elderly. The elderly were particularly excited when they grabbed the free medicine. Two of them covered their hearts and seemed to be sick and died immediately. They were so scared that the staff rushed over to help them.
However, when Liu Qianpeng's eyes turned to Lu Se inadvertently, the smile on his face froze.
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It’s really a narrow road for enemies!” Liu Qianpeng walked towards Lu Se with a gloomy face, “You kid dare you appear in front of me?”
Lu Se was calm and his glasses reflected the white light and said, "Why don't you dare? You have so much evidence in my hands, but you don't dare to see me, right?"
Liu Qianpeng saw the old people fighting for free magic medicine from the corner of his eyes, and did not pay attention to his side, so he snorted:
"Those things have been leaked through other channels, and I have caused me to resign. I am still afraid of what you will do? In short, without you entering the computer system, I would not be so unlucky. Our accounts will be settled one day, and I will be incompatible with you!"
Lu Se was about to respond, but received a text message. He took out a non-smart phone from his pocket and saw that the sender was Jiao Qingqing.
[Lu Se, President of the Calligraphy Association Pang Dahai went to you. The security guard didn't let me in. You have to hold on before I get around in!]
The level 1 intelligent creature had a face, thinking that it was not enough to be Liu Qianpeng alone, and Pang Dahai was also here to join in the fun!
In another dimension, Liu Qianpeng may be really the son of Principal He Qimei, and in this dimension, Pang Dahai is already a friend of Ren Hongde, chairman of Qingzi Group.
With these two relationships, Lu Se does not intend to make the relationship too stiff and has to save energy to deal with the Lin Group.
At this time, Lin Lian said with an unfair smile: "Liu... Vice Principal Liu, I haven't seen you for a long time. Are you doing well? I'll sell some of your Tibetan magic medicines to me. My father is weak and may need some supplements."
Liu Qianpeng looked at the intern nun who had made him not know how to deal with it at the beginning, and pulled out a fat hand from behind and waved it:
"Lin...Miss Lin Er, your father is not old, and I have made these medicines specially for the elderly, and they are not very suitable for him. In addition, as long as Mr. Lin wants it, the thousand-year-old ginseng is not enough for thousands of years, right? Why do I need to show my ugly appearance?"
Bao Xing used to go to school at Dongshan No. 1 Middle School and had many conflicts with Liu Qianpeng, who was the principal of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School. To be precise, he was often knocked on his head and punished him to stand.
At this moment, Bao Xing remembered that Lu Xun said he wanted to "beat the dog in the water", so he raised his chest with pride and said sarcastically:
"Vice President Liu was afraid that the chairman of Lin Group would have adverse reactions after taking fake medicine, so he did not dare to sell it to Lin Lian. He was worried that he would not be able to afford that responsibility!"
Liu Qianpeng glared at Bao Xing, and Bao Xing hid behind Lu Se.
"Hmph, I don't remember the villain's past, and you don't call me Vice Principal Liu again in the future. Now I will be back in my old career and I am Master Liu in the martial arts world!"
"Lu Se! Where is Lu Se? Come out for me! You tore up the "Lanting Preface" book, and your girlfriend scribbles in my car again. I can't spare you!!"
As soon as he heard this, he knew that Pang Dahai had arrived. Pang Dahai seemed to have many acquaintances in the nursing home. When he shouted, three or five old men squeezed out from the crowd.
"What did Lao Pang say? He just tore up Lu Se, the original work of Wang Xizhi's "Lanting Preface"?"
"Okay, this kid is a treasure that is ruined and looks down on the Calligraphy Association. We will definitely help you get angry!"
There was also an energetic old lady shouting in opera style: "The eight associations are in harmony, and today I will punish him on behalf of the Opera Association!"
This situation scared Lu Se. First of all, he did not expect that the nursing home was the base camp of the eight major associations. Secondly, those who claimed to deal with him were all old men and women in their seventies and eighties.
In fact, they don’t have to beat Lu Se at all. As long as they lie down on the spot and say that Lu Se is angry, Lu Se’s Dongji Network Technology Co., Ltd. will immediately lose bankruptcy and let Lin Qin win without a fight.
"Wait! Everyone calm down!" Lu Se stopped, "What I accidentally broke is the book "Lanting Preface" copied by Anonymous, and it has nothing to do with Wang Xizhi's cents! If you don't rob the medicine, the Tibetan magic medicine should be robbed!"
An old man standing forward snorted: "The free medicine has been snatched up long ago. We are waiting for Master Liu to transfer the car. Anyway, Old Pang said that you tore up the national treasure suspected to be the original work of Wang Xizhi, and in front of the president of the Calligraphy Association... It is unforgivable! You should be burned and put on a basin!"
Lin Lian blinked his eyes and wondered: "I know that the bail was invented by Daji to roast people. But what is the vegetable bowl? After roasting people, will you eat it with lettuce?"
Seeing that Lin Lian's expression was calm and there was a hint of joy, Bao Xing thought to himself that we were all going to be besieged, why are you not in a hurry? But he still took the time to explain:
"That's not a vegetable pot, it's a scattered pot. Lu Se told me that when King Zhou ordered the concubines to dance striptease, seventy-two people were unwilling to dance, so they were thrown into a deep pit filled with snakes and scorpions and fed poisonous insects. Later generations called it the [Punishment of a scattered pot]."
Lin Lian was enlightened, and she had a sudden inspiration. Suddenly, her hands were put on her lips and shouted at Lu Se, who was gradually surrounded by the old people:
"Don't be afraid! As long as you perform a striptease for the elderly, you shouldn't have to put the basin down!!"
Bao Xing was almost gone, and a drop of cold sweat fell from Lu Se's forehead, making the old people's expressions difficult to describe.
"What does it mean to perform striptease for us? I was the pillar of the dance association back then! Lu Se, have you always said bad things about the dance association, saying that our level is not as good as striptease?"
Lu Se thought to himself that your brain-stimulating ability is too strong! At this time, the old lady from the Opera Association said in silence: "I am a poor man from the thin air! I am a lady from the scholarly family, how could I see you, a junior, dance the dance of taking off your clothes!"
The old and unreasonable old man held the free medicine he had stolen and whispered: "What's the point of letting you dance? What if the nun who came with you would dance..."
Before he finished speaking, someone tripped up, and his chin hit the steps, and he screamed like a pig. Even though he exercised regularly, he was still alive.
The elderly in the activity room pushed and shoved, some despised Lu Se, some were asking if there was any free medicine, some were squeezed and couldn't get up, some were chest tightness, some were short of breath, and some were taking heart-saving pills...
Several staff members were very busy and stopped Liu Qianpeng and Shi Baosha's magic medicine distribution activities (Liu and Shi were very unhappy), and tried to persuade the elderly to keep calm as much as possible.
Such a big noise could inevitably be transmitted to the adjacent rest hall. Alice's "old genius" model also stood up to watch the fun. Alice couldn't finish the painting, so she followed her with a small step with her mouth pouted.
To be continued...