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【330】Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhuge Liang

"If Lin Qin breaks out a vase from the Ming Dynasty, isn't it true that the Ming Dynasty microwave ovens are like this?"

Lu Se couldn't help but complain to Lin Lian.

"But, my family really has a microwave oven in the Ming Dynasty! My sister told me that it looks very rare because no one else's house... Didn't the history teacher also say that there was a germination of capitalism in China in the Ming Dynasty, and could it be the first to move towards the industrial revolution?"

Lu Se thought to himself that Lin Lian must have been fooled by his sister again.

"Microwave ovens were invented by chance on the basis of radar invention. According to your logic, there were not only microwave ovens but also radars in the Ming Dynasty!"

"Ming Dynasty microwave ovens are not rare at all, they are just spoof products that can be seen everywhere on Taobao! Is your Ming Dynasty microwave oven blue and white porcelain texture, and it also has the pattern of Zhu Yuanzhang riding a bicycle on it?"

Lin Lian was very surprised: "Did Lu Se be there when his sister broke the microwave last night? It turned out that the person riding the bicycle on the pattern was Zhu Yuanzhang, and I thought it was Batman!"

Lu Se couldn't help but feel ashamed: "Although there is a black hat with two small sharp corners on it in the portraits that have been passed down from the world, which is indeed a bit like Batman, but the difference between the two is still too big! In short, the Ming Dynasty microwave oven that Lin Qin broke is not valuable at all. It is a spoof made by modern people that is not even a fake!"

"Oh," Lin Lian felt something, "I also think it's strange that there were shared bicycles in the Ming Dynasty..."

"Why aren't it an ordinary bicycle or a shared bicycle? Is it Mobike or ofo? Zhu Yuanzhang is an angel investor, so did he try it first!"

After pausing, Lu Se remembered that he had the purpose of inquiring about information from Lin Lian.

"Did you say anything when Lin Qin broke the Ming Dynasty microwave last night?"

"Yes," Lin Lian recalled slightly, "Sister said: I would rather lose 15 million than be stubborn, it is hopeless... I think that the Ming Dynasty microwave oven may be worth 15 million. It's a pity. I don't want it anymore and can donate it to those in need..."

Lu Sexin said that it would be good if the Taobao product can be worth 150. Is it good for me to compensate Lin Qin for 15 million? Also, why does Lin Qin so persistently want me to give a penguin massage?

"Lin Lian, please answer the question!"

The history teacher finally discovered that Lin Lian was talking in class. Lin Lian was not as good as Lu Se, and so it seemed particularly obvious to the teacher.

"Okay, OK!" Lin Lian hurriedly stood up with the textbook. The strong breasts caused by the movements made the boys in the front row and the history teacher congested the nasal cavity.

"You... put down the textbook and let me see if you really listened!" The history teacher covered his nose and said, "Tell me what contributions did ancient Chinese scientific and technological inventions make to the process of world civilization?"

"Four...Four Great Inventions!" Lin Lian was not completely ignorant.

"What else?" the history teacher continued, "Can you find examples of the influence of ancient Chinese science and technology from your daily life?"

"Yes!" Lin Lian, who was trembling just now, suddenly became full of confidence. "The microwave oven was invented in the Ming Dynasty in China! There is also a bicycle! Zhu Yuanzhang is an angel investor!"

The students immediately burst into laughter.

"Where did the microwave oven come from in the Ming Dynasty? Was it invented by time travelers?"

"If Zhuge Liang's wooden ox and horse were passed down to the Ming Dynasty, I could barely believe that I could barely believe in the invention of a bicycle, but the microwave oven would be too exaggerated!"

"Not necessarily. Maybe Zhu Yuanzhang himself is a time traveler. He brought bicycles and microwaves from Hyundai and overthrew the Yuan Dynasty!"

"It is not reliable to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty by bicycles and microwave ovens? Are you sure the Mongolians would not seize the microwave oven and heat the mutton skewers?"

"SB was not available in ancient times, so was it good! Zhu Yuanzhang must have defeated the Mongolian cavalry by relying on a mass-produced bicycle army!"

The history teacher was so angry, but Lin Lian was not the kind of bad students who were deliberately against the teacher. He was just natural and forgetful. Zhu Yuanzhang acted as an angel investor to venture capital for bicycle companies, and then opened a second product line to sell microwave ovens and sold hot lamb skewers to Mongolians. It must have been told by other bad students that Lin Lian was told by Lin Lian.

"Lin Lian, don't believe in whatever others say. Although history classes are not math and Chinese are important, they are very helpful in developing a correct worldview. If you go to meet foreign clients with your father, you will talk about the existence of a microwave oven in the Ming Dynasty in China during a chat, which will embarrass the motherland!"

"Okay, sit down, listen carefully in the future, don't believe in some strange and strange things! Can anyone take the initiative to answer what real ancient Chinese inventions are there in daily life?"

The academic master Xiang Shang helped the glasses under the beer bottle and stood up unswervingly: "There are many! Toothbrushes and toilet paper were invented by ancient Chinese people..."

The focus of the classroom became how to waving flags and shouting to ancient Chinese people, and Lin Lian pouted and sat back.

"It turns out that Lu Se was lying to me. Zhu Yuanzhang did not raise funds for Zhuge Liang's Muniu Liuma Company at all. The Mongolian army did not collapse because of the lack of military expenditure because of buying too many microwave hot lamb skewers... so is sister, why don't you talk to me seriously?"

"It's you that you don't listen to us seriously!" Lu Se couldn't help but say, "There is a limit for natural obsession. When did I tell you those? I've been correcting you, okay? You're kneading together what everyone said without authorization, and turning it into a magical revision history that history teachers don't know even though they are not aware of!"

Lin Lian, who felt it was difficult for Lu Se, was stopped by Jin Shijie under the banyan tree in the playground during the afternoon break.

Still looking like a young man who feels good about himself, Jin Shijie supported himself on the trunk with one hand, blocking Lin Lian's route, and said sternly:

"Do you still remember me? We met at the Lin Group's annual meeting. I have a much better impression of you than your sister..."

While speaking, his eyes dripped at Lin Lian's chest. Even if the golden cross necklace that Lin Lian wore reflected dazzling sunlight, he would not want to move his eyes away.

Lin Lian felt very guilty and quickly bowed his head to Jin Shijie to apologize: "I'm sorry! I didn't sprinkle juice on you on purpose at that time! It was not easy for you to run around as a waiter at the annual meeting..."

Jin Shijie was stunned at first, and then his expression became very strange: "I'm not a waiter! Don't you know me anymore? I'm your Uncle Jin Yang's son Jin Shijie! Do you remember the waiter but don't remember me?"
Chapter completed!
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