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【314】Which is more important, bladder or live broadcast?

At the auction venue on the 40th floor of the Imperial Building, four B-1 robots surrounded the hostages in the center.

He Qimei and others who had been shot down by anesthesia needles, Ren Hongde, chairman of Qingzi Education Group, Pang Dahai, Yang Ren, and Jin Shijie, president of Dongshan Calligraphy Association, were the most valuable hostages and received special care. The anesthesia gun muzzle was always aimed at the back of several people.

Although some other people are not very valuable, including some internet celebrities whose influence is far lower than that of Jin Shijie and Yang Ren, as well as chefs working in the kitchen, including Victor, were also ordered to stand in front of a long table, hand over their phones and put their hands on the table.

"It's shit! Li Xiangjiang is the daughter of Master Zhou Cheng. I should have protected You, but he was taken to somewhere by Lu Se, Fake!"

While Victor cursing in a low voice, Jin Shijie also said to Yang Ren: "By the way, Paul III, the octopus in the fish tank, didn't know where, did you see it?"

Everyone was forced to point at anesthesia gun by a robot, and they were still thinking about the octopus. Yang Ren rolled his eyes and said coldly:

"Safely survive the crisis before you think about Paul III. Don't speak loudly, have you forgotten that someone was shot down when he spoke loudly just now?"

Just 5 minutes ago, an internet celebrity, following the robot's instructions, turned on the live broadcast of the mobile phone to convey the facts of the robot's rebellion and the conditions for releasing the hostages to the outside world. As a result, this guy was too excited to see the increase in online fans and spoke loudly, and was shot down by the robot.

"That's worthy!" Jin Shijie said, "Who asked him to use my Yuhu Show live broadcast platform!"

Lucky Disaster【      Update Quick】 After being happy, he said with a bitter face: "It's so tiring that I've been standing for a long time. The robots who want to go to the bathroom also disagree. It's all because Lu Se took Li Xiang to the bathroom and didn't come back!"

"Hold on for a while," said Yang Ren, "You will be embarrassed when you pee your pants. Since Lu Se escaped with Chiba Rika, he probably won't leave Principal He Qimei, who Li Xiang values ​​very much. While he finds a way to save He Qimei, we can take a ride."

"Is that true?" Jin Shijie didn't look very convinced. "Even if Lu Se can take action, he will show his face after success. Why don't you show your power to solve the problem? Can you use a dagger to kill the bear? Are these robots difficult for you to deal with?"

"No need," Yang Ren said lighter. "I have a specialty in my career. Lu Se is a senior hacker. My job is just a chef. Letting him deal with robots will definitely be easier than me. I know where the bear is, but it doesn't mean that I know where the robot is."

Yang Ren knew himself and his enemy, and did not do useless work, but Jin Shijie was still thinking:

"Does Rika really have a good relationship with He Qimei? Will she respect the principal on the surface, but in fact, they all fly away with Lu Se long ago when the disaster strikes?"

"No," said Yang Ren. "Rika's biological mother died early. She was raised by her grandfather Chiba Shusei and her senior sister Ikeda Toyoko. He Qimei and Ikeda Toyoko have a long-lasting relationship and have a very good relationship..."

"Hahahaha!" When the atmosphere was very tense, Jin Shijie actually laughed, "Ikeda Toyako... Why does it look so like 'eat some semen' when I read it! I just said the Japanese name..."

Fortunately, the robot was instructing another internet celebrity to start a live broadcast at this time, but did not notice Jin Shijie's laughter. Yang Ren was so angry that he said:

"Are you stupid? If you say such words in front of Rika, Xiao Mengxiang will insert the bamboo knife into your mouth!"

At this time, the second internet celebrity started a live broadcast and said tremblingly in front of the camera: "You may not believe it, but today I was 0 minutes late for live broadcast. In fact, I was kidnapped by a robot! The robot master will tell you a few words..."

A b-1 raises retractable legs, allowing your upper body to reach the right height that the mobile phone camera can capture.

"Dou--Silly Carbon-based creatures, listen! You can hand over the free code within hours, otherwise we will not only weaken the wifi supply, but also prohibit the hostages from going to the toilet! Let Dr. Yu hand over the free code immediately! Otherwise, we will not only weaken the wifi supply, but also prohibit the hostages from going to the toilet! Let Dr. Yu..."

Before, the robots kept saying that they wanted to weaken the wifi supply, but the hostages didn't take it seriously. They thought that the robot's thinking was indeed weird. Now they heard that they were banned from using the toilet, and they were all panicked.

Pang Dahai, president of the Calligraphy Association, sighed: "I had known that I wouldn't drink so much tea just now! My prostate is not good either, so it's really true that I don't let the toilet..."

Victor breathed a sigh of relief and murmured: "Fortunately, Li Xiang ran away with Lu Se just now, otherwise she would be a girl's house..."

"Look! The robot is really going to suffocate us to death!" Jin Shijie's legs were tight, his expression as if he had eaten plums. "I don't care if you think about it quickly. I don't want to be incontinent in front of so many people!"

"Cover your ears." Yang Ren suddenly said, "I felt a vibration under my feet. Maybe Lu Se launched some attack on the robot, right away!"

Although Yang Ren is nominally just a private chef of the Jin family, Jin Shijie himself is too low and is used to listening to Yang Ren's advice. Therefore, although Jin Shijie has a higher status in terms of identity, he will often be ordered by Yang Ren.

So Jin Shijie imitated Yang Ren and covered his ears. Sure enough, 0.5 seconds later, a huge volume rose from under his feet.

"Women's - dress - pretty - time!!"

Although the tone changes during the process of spreading through the building structure through instrument amplification, it can still be heard that it is Lu Se's voice.

Lu Se believed in "super saturation bombing" during combat, so he could make the louder the sound, for fear that the volume would not be enough when it reached the 40th floor.

As a result, except for Yang Ren and Jin Shijie who covered their ears, everyone else was shocked. Not to mention the pain in their eardrums, the bladder resonated. The president of the Tang Calligraphy Association almost pissed his pants in public.

"Women's Clothing Shoo" was repeatedly called out three times, and everyone was shocked and confused. After the first sound, they covered their ears in fear.

When I went to see again, the four robots' eyelights went out and they all fell into dormant mode, without any movement.

"Okay, it seems that the crisis has been resolved!" The second internet celebrity who was currently broadcasting was overjoyed, squeezed into front of the robot that was no longer active, and pointed it at the camera and shouted, "Did you see it? I, Ji Rentian, made the robot fail! I'm so good at brushing some flowers and rockets!"

The audience in the live broadcast room did not catch a cold and typed and left messages:

"Is the acting skills too clumsy? Do you dare to leave the country if you are a fake robot like a trash can?"

"Those explosions just now shocked me! Who is talking? Are you talking about the women's clothing too much time?"

"What does it mean for women's clothing to be a good time? Anchor, are you a big shot in women's clothing? I will use Rockets for you when you wear women's clothing!"

The situation was chaotic, and Internet celebrities took back their phones and started live broadcasting and reporting on the live broadcast, Yang Ren was polite and was shocked to the terrified Pang Dahaidao:

"Mr. Pang, the robot is no longer moving. Now you should be able to go to the bathroom. Do you need me to take you there?"

Pang Dahai is Ren Hongde's friend, and Ren Hongde is He Qimei's boss. Before, Jin Shijie said something about offending He Qimei and Principal He, and Yang Ren wanted to help Jin Shijie get back some favorability.

However, Jin Shijie was completely unconscious. After getting his phone back from the middle of the long table, he hurriedly opened the Yuhuxiu client and announced loudly to his "million online fans":

"Do you miss me? Your Young Master Jin is back! Although you have just experienced the robot rebellion crisis in the Imperial Building, I will deal with it calmly and turn the crisis into safety! Don't brush my flowers and rockets, I have money! Let me tell you the whole thrilling process just now..."
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