When Lu Se took Alice to take a bath, he was treated as a negative example by the instructor Huang Baifa and privately warned Lu Se's head teacher.

"I said to Teacher Nangong, you may have lent the dormitory to students out of kindness, but if they treat your dormitory as an hourly room after taking a shower, your responsibility will be great!"

Teacher Nangong was timid and had to admit that he was not considerate.

"I understand. Next time I will have two girls or two boys, I will lend the dormitory... But homosexuals may not be safe, right? It seems that some school security guards are making trouble..."

"A bastard, at least he won't get pregnant!" Huang Baifa took the teaching ruler and pulled his palm. The ruthlessness made Teacher Nangong's eyes pound.

Pointing at Teacher Nangong's nose with a teaching ruler, Huang Baifa taught a lesson: "Do you know that Qingzi Academy is now a pilot school in Dongshan City, and is being watched by major media and competitors. If there is a scandal about a 1-year-old girl getting pregnant, don't say you have to leave with a bedding, even my position will be out of my mind!"

"No, no!" Teacher Nangong leaned down on the desk with a grievance, "I'm still waiting for the school to become bigger and stronger. At that time, I can rely on my stock dividend at the end of the year to buy Ferrari parts and other things... Don't worry! Even if I get pregnant, I won't let the girls in our class get pregnant!!"

Teacher Nangong's consciousness made Huang Baifa sound unpleasant, and he couldn't help but mutter: "Teacher Nangong, if you have a child with a male student in the class, it will still be a scandal..."

Teacher Nangong was stunned and then said, "I just said that, and if I am pregnant, you can't at least fire me during my pregnancy, right?"

When the faculty and staff office discussed the rights of women during pregnancy, Lu Se had already finished the day's course, had some supper casually, and returned to dormitory 01 to rest.

As soon as he entered the dormitory door, Lu Se found Bao Xing came back first, sitting by the bed, staring at the sweeping robot as lonely as snow, sweeping the ground.

No, there is a hint of vulgarity in loneliness, and a hint of pleasure in vulgarity. If you look closely at the black face, you can always interpret different things, and the appearance of the sweeping robot is a bit strange.

"I'm wiping the bag, why do you put **girls on the robot? Do you think it's ** maid!"

The round cake sweeping robot that simulates the color of the panda was tied to a maid and a variety of bows that only a maid had. It seemed that there was a dedicated maid in dormitory 01 doing housework.

At this time, Bao Xingcai lazily raised his head, his face full of infatuation immersed in fantasy.

"I bought these from the campus supermarket. You see, today is October 10th. Let's just celebrate the Double Tenth National Day. The founding father Sun Yat-sen is a lolik, so it doesn't matter if I like the ** maid."

After answering Lu Se's questions, he went back and forth again, lonely as snow as he watched "her" sweep back and forth.

Lu Se dodged and added many cumbersome sweeping robots, and was so angry that he couldn't even make a fuss.

"You just spend the amount indiscriminately! It's true that Dayuexun married Sun Yat-sen at the age of 16, but the founding father has Xingzhong to be an economic backing. What about you?"

Bao Xing opened his mouth and thought for a while, "Isn't you there? Even if I accidentally spent the week's credit limit, you won't watch me drink the northwest wind, right?"

"Idiot! It's fine if you spend money elsewhere. Cosplay the sweeping robot into a maid. I won't help you after spending the amount! Then you go to the cafeteria to wash dishes and change meals! The school has specially opened a working channel for idiots like you, so you can experience the cruelty of society in advance!"

Bao Xing disagreed: "Hahaha, who would go to wash dishes if you don't make fun of it? If you don't help me, wouldn't it be enough to just borrow some credit from my classmates? "

Lu Se rolled his eyes and sat on his bed. That means that even I don’t lend you the credit limit, who can lend you? Do you think he has a good reputation in the class?

The sweeping robot was buzzing on the ground. Lu Se wanted to pick it up and use the keyboard and projection equipment hidden inside to use the internet for a while, but he felt that it was easy to be discovered too early. Moreover, he put the "**maid sweeping robot" on his legs and touched it. He always felt that it was even more obscene than Bao Xing.

Accidentally, someone knocked on the door. A male voice outside the door asked, "Is Lu Se here? I am the physical education teacher Li Zhitong. If I have time, can I help me repair my grandson's iPad?"

While running in the track and field yesterday, Lu Se did agree to Teacher Li, so he got up and opened the door.

"Ahhh I'm sorry, I originally planned to come early to treat you to dinner, but the sports team held a meeting..."

Teacher Li, who is 60 years old and looks only in his 40s, is full of energy. Although he is thin but strong, his slim head is quite like a monk in the Dharma Academy, which makes Lu Se slightly worried about the contagion after seeing it.

"I don't have much ability to say anything. It's up to the teachers and students of a school to help each other. I'll try to fix it. Teacher Li, please sit on my bed first - Bao Xing, pour a glass of water for Teacher Li!"

Lu Se clearly invaded the US Department of Defense network, but deliberately described repairing the iPad as a complicated thing, and also hinted that he would like to "help each other" in the future when he encountered trouble in the future.

"Xiaoji, pour a glass of water for Teacher Li..." Bao Xing didn't move, and even gave the sweeping robot a nickname "Xiaoji", hoping that Xiaoji, who is a maid, would pour water for Teacher Li.

"Xiaoji, your grandma! Hurry up and pour water for Teacher Li!"

Lu Se knocked his friend's head hard, and Bao Xingcai reluctantly pulled out the disposable paper cup in the closet and brought pure water to Teacher Li.

"You're welcome, you're welcome," Mr. Li Zhitong smiled, "It's not class time now, just treat me as an ordinary old man on the street..."

While speaking, he looked at the sweeping robot busy on the floor. He also had sweeping robots at home, but he had never seen them wearing the side.

"Oh, why is Teacher Li an ordinary old man?" Bao Xing also opened up the conversation, "When you first took physical education class, you flipped back and forth 60 degrees and 60 degrees. A 0-year-old doesn't have the same physique as you! By the way, do you have any ancestral aphrodisiacs? Can you share it..."

Lu Se sat behind a long desk in the center of the dormitory, pressed the boot button of the iPad, stared at the apple logo on the white background, and thought to himself: You are only 17 years old and need aphrodisiacs. Isn’t it embarrassing to say that you can’t say it? Teacher Li doesn’t know how to answer!

This iPad supports G Internet access, and there is no IFI near the student dormitory and it does not affect the Internet connection. Lu Se asked Teacher Li a few questions and quickly found the crux of the problem.

--It's just a problem with the compatibility of the input method! Just upgrade the input method, and I even found someone to practice it!

I thought it was a common fault such as entering DF mode by mistake, but I didn't expect that this fault would be even more idiotic. However, although Lu Se repaired the iPad at the speed of light, he was calm on the surface. While taking this rare opportunity to start surfing the Internet, he pretended that it would take time to solve the fault.

Bao Xing continued to get close to Teacher Li: "Is there really a boy's skill? Teacher Li, you are so powerful after practicing boy's skill?"

Teacher Li looked dark: "I have a grandson anymore, how can I practice boy skills?"

Lu Se tapped his finger, and after n jumps in the browser, he had already connected to the secret text chat room of Chaos Club.

Although he is using other people's strange devices, Lu Se is not worried about leaking passwords or leaving traces. The Chaos Club chat room uses a fully anonymous method, and a nickname is randomly assigned to each login, and the login password is changed every 10 minutes. Only insiders know the rules.

Retro dark background, bright green font, like laser light in the infinite universe.

Lu Se breathed soothingly, and the internet was cut off for a day and a half, which really had a reassuring effect.

There are several English messages on the screen, one of which is the nickname of the spokesperson, "Durian".

At first glance, durian's messages are full of grammatical errors and missing letters. In fact, they are not English at all, but from "Star Trek", which is highly praised by dead houses like Sheldon. The nb is that due to its large vocabulary and perfect structure, it is recognized by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) and included in the international standard iso69-, and the language code is tlh.

Klingon is one of the nine languages ​​mastered by Lu Se. Lu Se does not consider himself a dead home. However, many hacker and invention bigwigs are dead home. Many communication documents are actually written in Klingon, and they can't get around if they want to improve themselves.

In fact, the meaning of that string is:
Chapter completed!