[159] Junior high school student or adult
"Stop dreaming! I won't try the forbidden fruit in the bathroom of my class teacher's female teacher! Soak the ink for me honestly and put on my clothes!"
Lu Se once met a person who claimed to be the owner of "Abstinence" on the Internet. He advised the members of a botany forum to stay away from women and regard beautiful women as "** monsters" who knock on bones and marrow. Although Lu Se finds it ridiculous, he has occasionally done visualizations such as "red pink skeleton", but the results are not good.
Sex is the source of life. Negating this negates the fundamental nature of being a human being. The original intention of abstaining from sex and lust is to make people moderate. If you really "quit", wouldn't it be like not wanting to eat again from now on and there is no fun in life?
To a certain extent, Luther is a hedonist. Batman is tortured by himself in order to achieve his wish, while Luther has to draw happiness from his revenge. His idol Lex Luther's life is very comfortable. He is often surrounded by beautiful women in high positions. If Superman is killed, it will be even more comfortable.
The twelve-level intelligent creature stands at the top of human evolution to God. If even he cannot obtain happiness freely, wouldn’t the future of mankind be hopeless?
If you want to lose weight, you will not treat your ugly photos as your mobile phone desktop and urge yourself to go on a diet every meal. Instead, you can go to the highest-end restaurant to eat the specialty of the three-star chef of Michelin chefs. After eating the delicious food in the world, you will naturally lose interest in junk food - from then on, you will try your best to make money and lose weight while you are, and you will only eat high-end dishes.
By the same token, if you are worried about being tempted by your enemies' daughters and cannot maintain your rationality, you will raise your taste to the height of Mount Everest and naturally look down on all the mountains and will not look down on the barren breasts like Lin Qin and Alice.
--Although I haven't paid special attention to it before, the Chaos Club black market has sold high sea cruise tickets, and it is particularly noted that the beauty on the ship is higher in the sky, and the leader of the flowers even touches it for March and doesn't know the taste of meat. Once you reach the top, you may not be able to see the Virgin Mary at that time.
Relying on her fantasy of the "Miss Courtesan" she had never seen before, Lu Se quickly denied Alice's "adult charm" and only regarded her as a childish water playboy.
Pushing the glasses frame along the bridge of the nose, Lu Se restored the calm that the level 12 intelligent creature should have.
"The purpose of our trip is to wash off the ink on our body. Your body is almost done, but mine is going to be completely dry. Don't you think your prank is wrong?"
"Then, then wash with Alice in order to apologize? By the way, wipe your back..."
As Loli said that, she arched her body and felt a little bored when she soaked in the water, as if she wanted to use a certain part to simulate the scene of a whale coming out of the water.
--Don't show me your pink whale! This is the dormitory of Teacher Nangong, because the door lock is broken, you can only use a chair to block the door, and someone may break in at any time!
"I'll get angry if I make a fuss! As a professional comic author, even cleaning comics is so unprofessional. Are you worthy of those readers who expect serialization? I said that I admire your independent personality and are obliged to be a consultant. Now your behavior is a betrayal of our pure relationship! Is it because I rely too much on my screenwriter's ability to make any dirty deals with the consultant!"
"Cai, it's not a dirty deal! I..."
In desperation, Alice used the first person instead of the third person to refer to herself.
"Okay, okay, Alice was wrong. I'm sorry for fooling the consultant. However, Alice was still very happy that the consultant who was afraid of the snake was willing to come in to save Alice..."
Alice bowed her head and admitted her mistake, then turned over in the bathtub at a very small scale, honestly exposing her little head to the water, waiting for the ink on her back to slowly melt.
"That's right. You take a quick look. Anyway, you have asked the class teacher for leave. If we both evade a few classes, it will not affect the test results."
Lu Se breathed a sigh of relief and retreated from the bathroom. Then he realized that he was throwing Alice's underwear at his feet casually, which was a stumbling block. He wanted to clean up and felt it was inappropriate, so he finally left it to Alice to deal with it himself.
Just as I was about to sit back on the chair that blocked the door, I heard someone knocking on the door "bangdongdongdongdongdongdongdong".
"Teacher Nangong, are you inside? I came to repair the air conditioner from the logistics department! Although it has not been agreed, I just repaired the distribution box for Teacher Ye, so I came here to see if you are there? If you are not there..."
The door was not locked, and the maintenance worker was quite strong. After knocking on the door twice, it actually knocked loose the chair that blocked the door. The door creaked and opened a small gap.
"Hey? Isn't there anyone inside? Open the door, I will fix the air conditioner for Teacher Nangong and leave!"
A strong repairman wearing a hard helmet, dark skin and big pores on his face said, wiping the sweat from his forehead, and holding a weathered tool box at his feet.
"Master, it's not convenient now." Lu Se pointed to the ink dot on his body, "I am a student of Teacher Nangong. Because this ink must be taken in a hot bath to remove it, I specially borrowed the bathtub from Teacher Nangong for use. You can come back in an hour."
The repairman was not very happy and said, "You take your bath and I repair my air conditioner. Are you still afraid that I will take advantage of it?"
I was talking through the crack of the door, but I heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom. It was obvious that another person was taking a shower.
The repairman said "Oh" and thought: Oops! Did Teacher Nangong be single for too long and finally couldn't hold back and attack the students? Bastard, I thought I had a chance! Maintenance workers like me and single female teachers have always been a perfect match in AV!
I have imagined Teacher Nangong's repairman more than once. After hearing the sound of water, I mistakenly thought that Teacher Nangong was taking a bath. The safety helmet helmet was originally yellow, but suddenly I felt a green light covering my head, and I was angry and wanted to break in.
"Go aside! How can you satisfy the beautiful and mature teacher Nangong like you! Let those with experience come!"
The repairman was very strong and immediately pushed the chair that blocked the door to the ground. It didn't hit Lu Se's foot. The door opened and nothing could stop the repairman from entering.
From the other party's expressions and language, Lu Se instantly inferred the reason, and he was both amused and felt very difficult.
"Wait! It's not Teacher Nangong who took the shower! If you don't believe me, I'll let her say something to you!"
"Alice! Someone misunderstood that it was Teacher Nangong who took a bath! You said something to make him understand that you were wrong!"
Alice, who was soaking in the bathtub, had already heard the movement at the door. She was afraid that the repairman would break into the bathroom, so she hurriedly screamed: "Who is an old woman like Teacher Nangong! Alice is very young! Can't you even tell me that you are 1 or 0 years old?"
In fact, Teacher Nangong lost her 0-year-old, which may be 8 or 9, but because she always said that she "would marry herself before she was 0", her age was fixed to 0-year-old after all.
The maintenance worker had just taken a step towards the bathroom, but heard a scream as small as a child from it. He was so scared that he quickly stopped the gate.
"It turns out that it's not Teacher Nangong! I'm sorry I made a mistake! Can you keep it secret for me? Don't tell Teacher Nangong about this!"
"Ha?" Lu Se looked like "Apology is useful, what do you want the police to do?" "Your arrogant just now is really scary! It turns out that Teacher Nangong likes this tone?"
The repairman's face was sweating more, "I was reckless, so you can spare me. You are a student of Qingzi Academy. If something breaks in the dormitory, I still need to repair it, let's talk about it..."
Looking at the half-open sliding door of the bathroom, although there was no one to see, the scattered girl's dresses were very telling.
"Besides, we two are half a dozen. You borrowed Teacher Nangong's dormitory to sleep with a junior high school girl. After delving into it, the problem is much more serious than mine. Let's take a step back and keep it secret for each other, okay..."
"Who sleeps in junior high school girls?" Lu Se said angrily, "Alice and I splashed ink in class. All the students in the class can testify for us. If you don't believe me, call Teacher Nangong..."
"Alice...Alice is not a junior high school student! Alice is already an adult!"
Regarding the new misunderstanding of the repairman, Alice's first decision was the junior high school student.
The maintenance worker looked sad and advised Lu Se: "Brother, you have become an adult from a junior high school student, so don't deny it and shirke the responsibility! Don't look at me as a rough man, but I understand the law, and I am under 14 years old..."
At this moment, a tall male teacher passed by in the corridor. Lu Se recognized him as Teacher Ye Yuanfeng who taught physics in Class 2 (1) of high school.
Teacher Ye’s dormitory is more than 10 meters away. Although he already has a family, he applied for a dormitory in the school for convenience at noon. Anyway, there is still room for the teacher’s dormitory.
The maintenance worker had just repaired the distribution box in Teacher Ye's dormitory. When Teacher Ye saw the maintenance worker, he naturally wanted to say hello, but unexpectedly he heard the disharmonious conversation between the maintenance worker and Lu Se.
Chapter completed!