[145] China's squad leaders are monsters
Bao Xing almost died on the first day of his stay in school. Unexpectedly, Lin Liangui was a school beauty, but his cooking skills were as bad as the legendary ones. It was really like mushrooms. The more beautiful the ones were, the more poisonous it was - what was even more unforgivable was that his gay friend actually asked him to die even though he knew the truth.
At the same time, under the leadership of Lin Qin, Chiba Rika went to the second floor of the canteen to order food and eat relatively normal dishes, thus regaining her confidence in Chinese food. She did not expect that Lin Qin, who was considerate and cared for herself, had her real purpose in actually wanting to sleep with herself.
"Hey hey hey there is Mapo tofu! Everyone likes to eat this the most in Japanese Chinese restaurants! Can you order it in the school cafeteria?"
It is good to have good taste, but Lin Qin on the opposite side never moves her chopsticks, but she holds her chin and observes Li Xiang quietly to eat, as if Li Xiang is "savory and can be eaten".
"That... Lin Qin, don't you eat? I was not familiar with the cafeteria at first, so I was very grateful for your introduction to me, but I still had to treat you. You treat yourself but don't eat. I always feel..."
"I only eat one meal a day." Lin Qin maintained a mysterious smile on her face. "Because I ate this morning, I don't have to eat it at night - do you have a boyfriend in Japan?"
"No, no," Li Xiang's chopsticks with Mapo tofu stopped in the air, and a blush appeared on her face. I had heard that Chinese people were more direct than Japanese, but I didn't expect that they were asked about this when they were not familiar with each other.
"If the Feng Discipline Commissioner has a boyfriend, he often loses his position - then, do you have it?"
"Well... is it considered a case?" Lin Qin deliberately frowned and looked very embarrassed. "Our Lin family and Lu family were married in their early years. In name, Lu Se was my fiancé... But Lu Se despised me for being weak and wanted to regret the marriage, there was nothing we could do."
When Lin Qin said this, she looked away and sighed softly, looking lonely as if Ding Ling was helpless and abandoned by her fiancé. She was so angry that Li Xiang smashed Mapo tofu.
"It's so despicable! It turns out that Lin Qin is so weak that she falls asleep in class? I blame you for your mistake! Even if you don't like the fiancée designated by your parents, you should politely refuse. Dislike the other person's weakness and illness, what a gentleman is like to be a gentleman!"
Lin Qin looked at Li Xiang who was bought by a plate of Mapo tofu, and couldn't hide her smile. She also advised on the surface:
"Apart from targeting our Lin family everywhere, Lu Se has never done anything bad. He is just tampering with my underwear..."
"Wait!" Rika said in surprise, "He doesn't plan to marry you, but he still gets involved in your close-fitting clothes?"
Lu Se tampered with Lin Qin's anti-wolf underwear, but in fact, he used a computer to hack away the remote server of the anti-wolf underwear. However, Lin Qin was vague, which immediately made Li Xiang's mind of Lu Se stealing her underwear during a nap (or bath).
"It's too much! The monthly exam results of the second year (1) class in high school are the second last. It seems that Lu Se's responsibility for not being straight and not being straight! I must seize the current behavior of his hooligan behavior and punish him well!"
"Then you have to be careful," Lin Qin reminded, "Don't look at Lu Se's brain getting too bald, he does have two brushes. It is rumored that this time the worm ransomware attack was caused by him at his overseas hands. He is also determined to exterminate all the penguins in the world..."
"For, why do you want to exterminate penguins!?"
Rika widened her eyes and was at a loss. She had no idea how to react. Before coming to China, she was mentally prepared for the cultural differences between the two countries. However, in Japan, the lofty ambition of high school students was at most to break into Jiaziyuan with the baseball team and go to the martial arts hall with the band to hold a concert. As a result, Lu Se's ambition was to exterminate an earth species - are all Chinese squad leaders monsters?
"Because Lu Se's mother likes penguins, she once fed Lu Se's lunch to penguins and caused him to go hungry, so he wanted to exterminate the penguins."
Lin Qin explained lightly, which made the misunderstanding even deeper.
"It's just for a meal, just to make my mother sad and I have to erase a species on earth. What a selfish and cruel person! Lin Qin, you have such a marriage partner, it's so unfortunate!"
"Yes, it's very unfortunate." Lin Qin smiled relievedly, which attracted even more sympathy for those who don't know the truth. "My sister Lin Lian volunteered to be an intern nun to avoid being hurt by Lu Se, and prayed every day, but it seemed useless."
"It will be useful!" Li Xiang's eyes were red. I don't know if it was because of the spicy Mapo tofu or because of Lin Qin's unfortunate fate. "Let's work hard to fight this evil squad leader together! He must be punished as he deserves!"
Lu Se and Bao Xing came to the cafeteria to have dinner on the first floor, so they didn't meet Lin Qin and Li Xiang, and they didn't know that the latter formed a united front against "evil".
After tasting the grilled squid in Bethlehem, Bao Xing felt that the canteen aunt had become a three-star Michelin chef. He could eat steamed buns and pickles with relish, and the speed of wind swept the clouds was comparable to that of African refugees.
"Lu Se, you, a killer, hadn't paid attention to your brother Xiao Jia, I would have broken up with you long ago!"
Lu Se sat opposite Bao Xing, drinking a bowl of porridge slowly. "Lin Lian's cooking skills are at the level of dark cuisine. You have heard of it for a long time and are not prepared. If you don't cheat, who will you cheat? But you have to admit that after eating dark cuisine, will you eat the cafeteria be much more delicious?"
Bao Xing felt something and said with a pickle in his mouth: "It seems to make sense... it's not right! What kind of crap is this? Then I'll go and eat shit first, and then come back to eat the cafeteria, isn't it a delicious food in the world!?"
Not far away, the senior high school senior who often works in a campus cafe was also having a meal. She happened to order a plate of curry chicken. The sticky dark yellow soup tasted good, but the appearance was poor. When she heard Bao Xing say "shit" loudly, she almost vomited.
After looking at Bao Xing, he saw Lu Se, who was scheming sitting opposite Bao Xing, so he had to continue eating curry with resentment.
After dinner was settled in the cafeteria, Lu Se and Bao Xing returned to the dormitory to rest. Although the campus was subject to many restrictions, it was the beginning of a new life after all, and young people were still very curious.
Bao Xing's face turned blue after consuming Lin Lian's craftsmanship (not visible on the outside). He walked beside Lu Se with his steps and said:
"Did you know? I heard that our school places male and female dormitories in a building and does not set up public bathhouses to prevent boys from picking up soap and making money. Because the AIDS problem in Chinese universities is already very serious, and some people deliberately spread it to others after being infected!"
Although Lu Se has always believed that Bao Xinggou could not spit out ivory, this statement seemed to make some sense, because there was a large sign standing on the front of the dormitory building with a bright red letter titled "What should I do if I find myself in love with the same sex?"
The boys and girls walked into the dormitory building at the same gate, so many students gathered in front of the sign to watch the fun. Most of them were girls (especially fuji girls), chattering like a group of sparrows, and some even smiled and turned to look at Lu Se and Bao Xing.
"Hey, hey, hey, we won't be cheesy!" Bao Xing quickly defended, "I am his future brother-in-law..."
Halfway through the conversation, the dormitory manager in the girls' dormitory shouted:
"What's wrong with you guys? I said that boys can't enter girls' dormitory building. Not only do you have to enter, but you also hug several of them. Are you going to open a harem?"
The dormitory gate is shared by boys and girls, but after entering the gate, the boy goes to the left and the girl goes to the right. The first floor where the boy is located is relatively closed to the fourth floor where the girl is located, and there is no connection between the middle.
After Lu Se walked into the door, he looked curiously at the source of the sound, wondering which brave guy was going to open a harem in the girl's dormitory, but he looked at it carefully and laughed.
Chapter completed!