【1127】New church members
The thief-shooter sighed.
"I didn't expect that I had been galloping around the world for many years, but today I actually met an opponent!"
"Hey, what do you mean?"
The deceased man ran wildly and did not blush or breathe, but he was indeed full of energy.
"I have taken enough ugly photos of Jiao Qingqing in the cinema. Today I mainly aim at others, but the maid Molly was scared by the snake, and you stuffed one of the snakes into Axue's collar..."
"Wait! Isn't Lin Qin in that wheelchair?"
After explaining the thief and demons who are good at intelligence, the person who is sick suddenly realized.
"Relying on my years of experience, no matter how beautiful people are, they can capture the moment when they are frightened and lost their minds, and use angles and light to create ugly photos! However, the blond loli not only has the angle but also has a calm expression. I even thought I had taken ugly photos, but I couldn't feel anything ugly when I re-examination!"
The thief man hit Alice's photo on the preview screen to show the deceased man.
There are 12 consecutive photos with tricky angles. Although it is more than enough for ordinary people and even ordinary celebrities to create 6 ugly photos, each of these photos of Alice is very cute!
Sketching, looking at the polar bear, walking around, eating ice cream...
"I only realized today that natural loli, a natural loli with heavy makeup, is two species! It's like a little cat, capturing any expression from any angle, can't remove the cuteness of her body, and there's no way to take ugly photos!"
The deceased demon was deeply convinced, and he patted the thief of the demon's shoulder with long live understanding.
"Forget it if you can't take an ugly photo of Alice, isn't there anything else? Then copy Alice's photo for me. I hope I will be as cute as Alice if I have a daughter in the future."
The thief demon frowned: "You are so perverted and want to have a daughter?"
The deceased person: "Don't you get married and have a son!"
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Lu Se handed over the two little snakes to the zoo staff, and Jiao Qingqing complained to the zoo, believing that it was the responsibility of the management party to allow perverts to enter and attack tourists.
The staff in charge of security kept apologizing, saying that the zoo is short of staff now and hopes not to make a big deal.
In the end, Lu Se accepted compensation for 20 free tickets, but no one was injured anyway.
You can give tickets to Rika and Tonnie Hay, who can use them themselves or give them to friends.
In fact, the zoo's algorithm is "10 tickets for a snake". Logically speaking, Axue should also get 10 tickets, but who made her unable to wait to leave with Molly first?
When Luther, Alice and Jiao Qingqing were about to return to Qingzi Academy, an unusual guest came to the chapel on the west side of Qingzi Academy.
"I want to believe in God!"
The tall man wearing a windbreaker and a mask made a statement as soon as he entered the church and saw Lin Lian, he made such a high-profile announcement.
The nun Lin Lian, who had just prepared dinner for the cat and dog, had some (dog food) by himself, received him unsuspectedly in the church preaching hall.
At this time, most of the religious old men and mothers were taking a walk to digest food, and the only two aunts in the preaching hall also fell asleep on the chair.
"Okay! Welcome! It's been a long time since young people have sent letters to God..."
The pure white nun turned his head slightly, stood on the sermon podium, spreading the sunset of the Virgin on the other side's shoulders.
"You and I are brothers and sisters under God - I would like to ask this brother, what did you know about God and Jesus before?"
The man with a tall figure and a torched look in the windbreaker was a bit strange in shape, as if there were no other clothes under the windbreaker. But Lin Lian did not notice it.
"All Gods in Dongshan City...No, I mean, I can feel God in all places in Dongshan City!"
It was obvious that the duck was put on the shelves, and the man almost said something wrong with the donkey's lips.
"That's great." Lin Lian replied with a holy smile, "I can also feel God's constitution at any time... My name is Lin Lian. Can this brother tell me his name?"
"My name is Jin Tianming!"
Xu Tianming, the demon who exposed his body, picked a word from the "Jinsheng Taekwondo Hall" where he was born and combined it with his real name.
"Well, brother Tianming, then you come to the church today, do you have anything to say to God? Although Father Guo has returned to secular life after healing impotence, if you have any trouble, you can talk to me first, and I will listen quietly..."
The demon exposed body originally planned to pull the windbreaker away, but the nun was so sacred and gentle voiced in the sunset that shone into the church, which made him want to say something in his heart.
"I... have some special hobbies, and even my biological father doesn't understand me!"
First, he climbed the stairs with bare hands to steal underwear, and then exposed his body to young women. It would be strange if your dad could understand you!
However, Lin Lian, who had no idea what the other party was talking about, still encouraged him considerately.
"It's no big deal. I also have some special hobbies that my sister doesn't understand... When I am alone, I rub two feet in white stockings against each other. Even the toes are touched, I can't quit. I'm such an unqualified nun and sinner!"
"So that's it." Xu Tianming nodded, "So we are both the same."
Who is the same as you! Lin Lian rubs her own toes. Even if it is rubbing more secret parts, it is not illegal. Whether you steal underwear or expose your body, it is enough to get into the game!
In fact, Xu Tianming has been detained by the police many times, but he has never further assaulted women, so he will be released soon after the detention.
"Well, if it's convenient..." Lin Lian persuaded the newly converted church members with the greatest sincerity, "Brother Tianming, no one else can listen here. What is your unique hobby? Can you tell God to hear it?"
Lin Lian miscalculated this time. The two aunts who were sleeping in the preaching hall who had just leaned against the back of the chair had heard some gossip about to be spoken out, and immediately raised their ears and quietly opened one eye to monitor.
The two of them are famous gossip old ladies among neighbors. The reason why they come to the church to live is not that they truly believe in God, but that they want to collect more gossip information.
Xu Tianming didn't care about these two old ladies. He was a "demon who showed his body". Do you still care about the eyes and thoughts of others?
"My nun, don't you see my physical sin?"
After being reminded by Xu Tianming, Lin Lian took a step forward, but looked left and right and found no clues.
"Brother Tianming, the body is the sacred container given to us by God. Even if there are any defects, it is only temporary-"
"But this defect is too serious!" Xu Tianming shouted, almost scaring the two old ladies behind him from their seats.
"I have a defect in my body! And it is also my most vulnerable body part! May I ask me nun, if I show my most vulnerable part to others, is it a kind of trust in others?"
"Hey? Maybe... let's count it?"
Lin Lian was a little hesitant.
Xu Tianming pressed his left hand on the only button tied in the center of the windbreaker.
Chapter completed!