【1124】High-dimensional existence
When Alice began to say in French that Jiao Qingqing was a light bulb, in order not to lose, Jiao Qingqing began to make seals with her fingers in a mess, and it is said that she could "curse the other party with her spiritual power."
Enough! Fortunately, there were not many viewers sitting nearby, otherwise everyone would have thought they were watching the live version of Naruto!
The second half of the movie ends in the ninjutsu showdown between the two.
What? You ask Alice what ninjutsu it is to just move her mouth without seals? This is a super S-level ninjutsu that puts her tongue in the right position, uses chakra to control the vibration of the vocal cords, and transmits it through the air to change other people's will - mouth escape!
"Consultant, watching movies is disturbed by people who hate it, and the movie viewing experience is very bad! Let's take Alice to the zoo next!"
This Imperial Cinema is only one street away from the second park of Dongshan Zoo, and is indeed very close.
Jiao Qingqing, who was completely unconscious, thought that Alice said "annoying people" refer to the thief who had taken secretly with equipment before.
"Hey? It's really a kid's choice if you don't go anywhere else!"
"What do you know!" Alice raised her flat bag with a sketchbook in anger. "It was because the pangolin I couldn't finish drawing yesterday, so I planned to go to the zoo to find another pangolin to continue painting!"
When Jiao Qingqing, who was unable to stop talking, was silent for a while.
"Lu Se, I know that Jin Shijie is against you everywhere, but he is my blood relative after all. This time I can only choose not to help each other and can't act as an informant for you."
Jiao Qingqing lives in the Jin family villa on holidays, and it is not surprising to know the inside story.
"Don't worry, I never thought of opening a breakthrough from you."
"That's good, otherwise if I personally send Jin Shijie to prison, my mother will not be able to spare me."
Jiao Qingqing and Jin Shijie are not only half-brothers. Jin Yang has married a pair of sisters one after another, so for Jiao Qingqing's mother, Jin Shijie is not just the son of her husband's ex-wife, but also her nephew...
Lu Se never regarded Jin Shijie as his opponent, just as Zhuge Liang would not regard Supervisor as his old enemy in life.
Yang Ren is a bit tricky - but with Jin Shijie seriously dragging him down, he can't become a climate.
The biggest enemy of a person is only himself in the end.
The so-called second park of Dongshan Zoo is actually the original private Meihua Zoo.
Meihua Zoo seriously plagiarized Disneyland in its decoration style, which was quite favored by children, and once squeezed the public Winter Mountain Zoo without space for survival.
As a result, the good times did not last long. Finally, they were sued by Disney copyright owners and lost a lot of money. In the end, they were acquired by Dongshan Zoo as the second park and became part of Dongshan Zoo.
But if the acquisition is acquired, Luther always feels that the zoo’s main style still cannot escape the reference of Disney. There is also a fat uncle wearing a queen dress similar to "Frozen" to attract customers. It seems that the Eighteen Bronze Man of Disney’s Legal Affairs Department is on the way to come again...
"Hmph! There is a spoof of Cthulhu everywhere. Teacher Shuiqin is happy this time!"
When he entered the door by buying a ticket, Alice deliberately ignored the sign "free ticket for children under 1.4 meters" and looked at her mobile phone and talked to Lu Se about other topics.
Lu Se bent down to see Alice's phone, and the news was displayed on the screen:
Cthulhu pure love visual novel "Love Sucker" will be available on steam in December. Conduct a terrible ritual, summoning the cute Cthulhu girl and winning her heart, and getting a sucker kiss (the game does not have any horror elements)
Finally, even Cthulhu did not escape the craze of sissy! The creator Lovecraft was crying without any horror elements!
The oldest and most intense fear of human beings is fear of the unknown.
——Lofcraft
For modern society, this sentence is outdated! The terrifying sucker is now used to kiss me and me! The oldest and most intense expectation of human beings is the expectation of GHS!
Alice stroked her thumb and switched to another piece of news.
"Consultant, look, Teacher Shuiqin also took the opportunity to draw the legend of "Cthulhu also wants to fall in love" "This Cthulhu looks too scary but wants to leave the Expo" - why are so many people watching the comics that are not serious at all?"
Because this era does not require too serious things! After 996 every day, everyone wants to relax and relax. Do you have to watch serious themes like "Das Kapital" and be inspired by the red to hang the street lights of capitalists!
Jiao Qingqing patted Alice's shoulder and said with a smile: "When I was a kid, the zoo was free of charge for less than 1.2 meters. Now it's changed to 1.4 meters. You've made a profit!"
Alice pretended not to hear.
The zoo is not a property of Lin's Group, and Lu Se bought three tickets. Although Alice is only 1.38 meters tall, it is no problem to treat it as a child's free ticket, but she would be angry if she really asked Alice to measure her height at the door...
After entering the zoo, Alice headed straight to the Pangolin Park. She was very purposeful, not like Mulan when she joined the army, “buy horses in the east, saddles in the west, bridles in the south, and long whips in the north.”
Luther's plan to take Alice to stroll around the terrestrial animals was shattered.
Originally, the golden monkey, gibbon, wild camel, white-lipped deer, sika deer, wild yak, Mongolian wild donkey, Tibetan wild donkey, high-nosed antelope, Taiwanese erectus, four-clawed tortoise, warthog, reindeer, koala, rhino, lynx, giraffe, anteater, orangutan, hedgehog, Arctic fox, koala, kangaroo, armadillo... these animals have been described.
As for the reason? Lu Se, who had drunk brainless water, did not always break through the dimensional wall. He always felt that a certain high-dimensional existence would be happy about it...
"You dye your hair like grass, you're so stupid."
Alice put the sketchbook on the railing to paint, while looking at the grass in the corner of the Pangolin Pavilion and commenting on Qiao Qingqing.
"Alice feels that unless it has medical purposes, it is unnecessary to change her appearance. A college classmate previously suggested that Alice do some bone-breaking and elevation enhancement surgery... Alice will not use industrial medical beauty to damage her body!"
"Tsk, children don't understand aesthetics!"
Jiao Qingqing boredly poked the venue glass with her fingers, leaving fingerprints on it.
"What's wrong with industrialization? Pure natural hair dyes don't have long enough coloring time, and they will be re-dyeed soon! I heard that eating 20 cherry blossom cakes a day a year can turn hair pink. As a result, there is no use at all! You still have to use hair dye!"
That, eating cherry blossom cakes makes your hair turn into powder. Which doctor in the martial arts world gave you this folk remedy? If this recipe is true, can you become a black man and go to Shandong University for free after eating black sesame paste?
Fortunately, Alice's sketching speed was not slow, and the pangolin, which was already half drawn, was quickly repaired. If she didn't go to see other animals, Jiao Qingqing, who was so bored that she yawned, should fall asleep on the spot.
Next, Lu Se took Alice and Jiao Qingqing to see other animals, including a lion named "Rising" and a hippo named "Scrap Iron Walker". These are all names voted online.
For some reason, there are always young tourists shouting at the hippos that are napping in the pool: "Don't sleep with lazy hippos! Get up and update!"
Lu Se suddenly remembered something.
"Do you two remember that a panda was temporarily stored in Qingzi Academy before, and later sent it to the zoo here? Rika prepared many names to participate in the panda's name selection activity, but later she learned that the panda was originally named "Dingding", and she was quite disappointed."
Chapter completed!