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【1113】Human experiment

After returning to the 201 dormitory, Lu Se disassembled the "electric shock tie" into parts and combined it back, and no abnormalities were found.

"There is no eavesdropping, and the positioning back door is really as Lin Qin said, with only a simple electric shock effect..."

At this time, Bao Xing came back from hosting the board game club event. Without thinking, Lu Se put a tie that was not obvious from the outside on Bao Xing's neck.

"Hey? Lu Se, are you so many ties, don't have a place to send them? But you may not be so kind... Actually, you want to cheat me?"

"How could this be? This is just a small invention made at Principal He's instructions. It can be combined with the tie in the boy's school uniform to automatically eliminate swear words!"

"Oh, there is metal inside when you can't touch it..."

Although Bao Xing has a low intelligence, he is not completely a fool. Since he is an "electric shock tie", there will naturally be metal contacts and skin.

"You are safer than Professor Yin's one. The electric shock collar that Professor Yin invented will be electrocuted if he says something swears!"

Poor Bao Xing didn't know that what he was wearing was actually a modified electric shock collar.

"Time is precious, Bao Xing, try saying a few swear words! If it works normally, there should be a silence like "bee" and "bee"."

"Speaking dirty words doesn't seem to fit my elegant appearance."

Bao Xing scratched the back of his head and said shamelessly, then he racked his brains to think for a while.

"***    you!" "I'm going to be your ancestor!" "Damn bald donkey!"

“…”

Lu Se's electric shock tie originally had no effect of swearing, so Bao Xing naturally would not encounter electric shock.

"Why are you talking about swear words that you don't often use? Also, who are the bald donkeys scolding?"

"Of course, of course, I'm scolding those wine and meat monks in Mianin Temple! But this swearing blocker has a problem, why isn't there any swearing words blocking?"

"Because you are not pronounced accurately in English, the other two swear words are low-frequency words. Let's talk about it as a hot topic."

"Okay, let's see who is the uncivilized champion today! I c--"

"Sizzy sizzy sizzy sizzy sizzy sizzy-"

Lu Se activates the remote control hidden behind him at the right time, and Bao Xing instantly enjoys the enthusiastic hugs of dozens of invisible Pikachus.

"Your sister! Lu Se, you really cheated me again! What are you saying to block swear words... Isn't this the same as Professor Yin's electric shock collar? Isn't I going to surrender to the enemy immediately for your sister's sake!"

As soon as the electric shock stopped, Bao Xing untied his tie and threw it towards Lu Se in anger.

Unlike Lin Qin and Li Xiang's electric shock collar, it is not that it can be removed and worn back once it is removed, but that it can be taken away and worn freely...

I see.

Lin Qin is persistent in letting more people wear electric shock collars, I understand.

Odin is also everywhere in the coverage of all modern civilizations. If you want to conspire to deal with Odin, you must have the qualities of a wall-faced person, try not to reveal your true thoughts, and use various illusions to make Odin relax his vigilance.

"Very good, Bao Xing, you completed the experiment well, and your sacrifice will be remembered by the whole world."

"Bastard! Are you 731 who is doing human experiments? You can also do this experiment if you go find a cat and a dog!"

"How can cats and dogs swear words..." Lu Se hid the remote control behind him a little deeper, "And abuse of cats and dogs will anger the corresponding protection association, but there is no "Baoxing Protection Association" in the world?"

"Damn it! I will set up this kind of association for you tomorrow! I am the only rare variety in the world. If I die, I will be extinct!"

"Then I wish you can find other members other than yourself. In fact, Nobita said that you have this statement. It seems that your IQs are similar, and you have super technicians who represent the future..."

"You actually compare yourself to a Doraemon? What do you have in common besides having a cute sister like Doraemon? Do you have no hair?"

"...Believe it or not, I will use nanorobots to make you never lift it?"

"Brother, I was wrong..."

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"Brother, you made diamonds by hand for Sister Li Xiang in the laboratory. Where did the seed-making diamonds come from?"

The next afternoon, Lu Se, who had sex in front of the flower bed during class, finally couldn't escape Xiaojia's curiosity.

He was not as old as a junior high school student and covered his mouth and smiled wickedly, and his big eyes of both chestnuts were bent into crescent moons.

"It's not... it's not because I stole my mother's old jewelry, right? If you don't buy me quickly and buy the anime peripherals for me, you'll have to report it!"

"I'm not so desperate yet, I'm going to steal my mother's old jewelry."

Lu Se said righteously.

"Do you remember the surrounding area of ​​"Gem Country" you cried and begged me to buy you, there are a lot of real gems that are quite expensive? I just smashed a small piece."

"Bastard, it turns out that he was stealing my stuff! He damaging his sister's rights and proposed to other girls. I don't have a brother like you who values ​​sex over girls!"

Compared to Xiaojia's curiosity, Nangong's envy, Dongni Haiyi's gossip... Jin Shijie was basically in a stable mood about Chiba Rika accepting Lu Se's diamond ring.

"I'm so happy that I'm so happy that I can take out such a small diamond! Didn't Lu Se have the prize for the God of Food Competition? Why can't I even be willing to buy a big diamond ring?"

As a first-class chef, Yang Ren only won the third place in the God of Food Competition on campus. Jin Shijie re-referred to the God of Food Competition in front of Yang Ren, which shows that his IQ and EQ are both low.

Fortunately, Yang Ren did not mind, but instead explained to him patiently:

"It's because Lin Qin always bought a jewelry store before Lu Se bought a diamond ring, so Lu Se did not buy a big diamond ring."

"Shijie, it's time for you to accept reality. You understand that Li Xiang is probably unable to grab it. If you have to attack Lin Guangzheng's daughter, it is obviously less difficult to pursue Lin Lian, right?"

"According to my observations over the past period, the "malicious rebound aura" that once protected Lin Lian has weakened to a negligible level. As long as you lie to Lin Lian that you have a serious sin and want to get God's redemption, you can open up the situation."

Regarding the suggestions of gay friends, Jin Shijie said that he could not accept them.

"I, I don't like those that are too big! If you are too big and your breasts are too big, you will feel oppressed! Rika is just developed well, and the charm of Yamato Satsuko..."

Jin Shijie looked at the sky with his eyes. He, the class leader of the second-year high school (7), should have maintained order and urged his classmates to go to physical education class, but at this time he stopped in front of the gymnasium and looked dumbfounded.

"Do you have obsession with Japanese high school girls? Then you can also pursue Axue. I have investigated. Although it is not 100% certain, her biological mother should be a Japanese actress."

"ha?"

Yang Ren said a name to Jin Shijie with his ears. Jin Shijie didn't close his mouth for a long time.

"Is it actually the daughter of that actress? Lin Guangzheng is really lucky. This explains why Axue has an inexplicable ninja style as an agent... But Yang Ren, have you misunderstood something? Axue can't even speak Japanese, okay!"

"So Shijie, you have been brainwashed by Japanese AVs. I hope your wife can speak Japanese in bed?"

"Shut up! Anyway, I left a psychological shadow in the United States. I need Yamato Shinko to heal my soul!"

Jin Shijie drove a luxury car when he was in middle school in the United States, took photos with Hollywood stars, raised (eating) rare birds and beasts, and of course he would not miss his girlfriend.

Unfortunately, those girlfriends were all soaked in American culture, e     on        baby!” He was passionate and did not have the shyness of Asian women at all.
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