【1095】Love is stronger than gold
There are two options that appear in Lu Se's brain at this time -
1 Pick up the branches and throw them away from afar, let Alice pick up the branches like a dog.
2 Advise Alice to stop experiencing life with embarrassment as soon as possible.
The first option may be the secret thoughts in the hearts of many beast-eared lolicus, but Lu Se had no intention of putting it into practice in public, attracting FBI to enforce the law across the country.
Although the second option is innovating, it is particularly in line with the core socialist values and is full of positive energy that is not written on the girl's thigh.
"Alice, is this enough? In the comics, vampires turn into dogs and sneak into villages, and they won't think about problems completely from the perspective of dogs..."
It seemed that she was angry about something, and Alice's purple starry eyes flashed with a fierce chemical stimulus.
"Does the consultant feel embarrassed about Alice doing this? Then, would you please stay here with Alice to experience life?"
Alice unexpectedly provided the third option -
3. He landed on the ground with Alice and became a good friend of humanity.
I just showed me your "childhood" album, indicating that you are different from before... But how do you grow up like this now? A 3-year-old child knows not to play with this, right?
"Hey? Why are there people walking their dogs in the square? The security guard doesn't let them go!"
"Yes, it's still just a golden retriever. The master is so useless!"
The two old ladies who were far apart and had bad eyes actually regarded Alice as a real dog.
Hello, hey, you two should be cured! Alice's fluffy blonde hair looks a bit like the tail of a little squirrel, but it won't cover all the humans and dogs in any case!
Seeing that the school security guards were also walking here, Lu Se felt that it was necessary to get this done without reducing Alice's favorability.
"If I lay beside you, can you stand up from the ground with satisfaction?"
Alice nodded vigorously, and the smile on her lips showed that she had achieved her goal.
The objects captured from the corner of his eyes made Luther understand why Alice was so persistent, but he had already promised to change the perspective of looking at things with Alice and would not break his promise.
"Wang"
"How? I'm willing to be stupid with Alice!"
He supported the ground with his hands and knees and knelt side by side with the loli puppy. Lu Se even learned to bark very professionally.
In order to fight Odin, he needs to be "shamed and desperate" and learn from the dignity abandoned by the dog will not cause a piece of meat to lose.
"Be good! You are so good. I'll stew a big pot of meat and bones for you tomorrow."
Sitting in the wheelchair that Xiaojia pushed, Lin Qin descended to the square from Lu Se's sight to the right.
"Brother, Alice, you are so embarrassing! Did you eat the wrong thing and cause such a behavior of rebirth?"
Xiaojia, who flashed half of her head from behind the wheelchair, had a very disgusted expression.
Humans will turn into ancient apes when they return to their ancestors, and werewolf will turn into dogs when they return to their ancestors. How could I have a sister like you who fails in biology!
At this time, Alice stood up from the ground first. She slapped the dust stained on the knees of the stockings with her palms.
"Hmph, what do you understand? This is a very special ceremony, which shows that the consultant and Alice are more in love than Jin. They have become dogs together with their relationship!!"
Ha ha??????
Although I had already discovered that Lin Qin was approaching from a distance halfway, you should have seen her before doing this on purpose... But isn't it too beastly to declare sovereignty like this?
"Huh? Can you enhance your relationship by doing stupid things together?"
The black long straight girl with her upper body tilted on the back of the wheelchair and supported her forehead with three fingers on her left hand, thus blocking the flow of light and shadow in her pupils.
"It's very suitable for Alice's age, and it's very childish..."
"Nonsense! Alice is not childish! This is a work related to comic creation! Anyway, the consultant and Alice play a dog together and didn't do this with you!"
Lu Se also stood up from the ground, took out the disinfectant wipes she carried with her to wipe Alice's hands.
"It's not a great play to play together." Lin Qin raised her eyebrows slightly, "If you dare to eat stool together, others will not be able to imitate..."
"Sister, stool, etc...." Xiaojia covered her nose because of this indecent word.
Lu Se didn't expect Alice to think about Lin Qin's joke seriously, and the little loli's two white hands clenched into fists on her side.
"Alice can't do such things as eating stool... But if it's necessary, I believe that the consultant will definitely eat stool instead of Alice to prove that our relationship is unparalleled!"
Wait! Don’t blindly believe that I can do this! This is no longer shameless but an inhumane level!
“This is very entertaining.”
Lin Qin couldn't help but giggle, and her long black silk hair rippled slightly with her smile.
"If Lu Se is really willing to eat feces, I will launch all the resources of the "Yuhu Show" live broadcast platform to promote him, even if he is punished by administrative punishment. A fiancé who uses feces as his staple food is really worthy of thanking..."
"Hey? Will you make your brother the new generation of eighth brother? Although you may get reward income, your brother will get dirty and you won't want to eat the food he cooks in the future!"
You unfilial sister! Your brother has been stooling and you are still thinking about rewarding me? And I didn’t ask you to eat the food I cooked. Next time I will make a full meal for you with green peppers!
"I'm grateful to Xie Bumin... It seems that he is not capable enough to accept it, right?"
Alice lowered her head and looked at the brain idiom library slightly, then she looked happy.
"Consultant! Lin Qin means that if you are willing to take feces, she will no longer bother you! In order to be with Alice..."
No, no, no, I am not powerless to do anything like this that breaks the bottom line! The performance of turning the twelve-level intelligent creature into a "twelve-level shit-energy creature" is definitely not in my life plan!
Alice, don't look up at me with great anticipation! That's the look of looking at the hero? Do you think if I'm willing to do such things, then I'm undoubtedly my favorite, right? No, I really want to disappear from this predicament, and really want to turn into light...
The big eyes embedded in the purple nebula began to wet, the lips under the small nose began to bite, and holding hands in the jaw like prayer, Alice launched the "Cry and cry for you" offensive!
It’s not easy to use in the girl’s prayer! Your expression may make the male protagonist give his heart in the second dimension world, but shouldn’t let the male protagonist eat shit come from the mouth of a cannon fodder bully? Generally speaking, the content of the Lolita who cries at the village entrance is “Please avenge my parents” “Please help me get my pet back” “Please help me run a prop store”… There is no reason why the Lolita asks the male protagonist to eat feces seriously!
"Sorry, let me refuse."
Luther closed his eyes and couldn't bear to see Alice's reaction of crying and begging for failure.
"Damn it! The consultant just wants to be inseparable from Lin Qin! Alice is desperate for this world that refuses to eat shit for her lover!"
Alice, who was rejected, ran away in tears and accused loudly while running.
"I've already figured it out, so I used the air-dried shit in the northwest corner of the campus as the material, so that the consultant wouldn't be too difficult to get in and it's more chewy... As a result, all this intention was in vain!"
"Alice wants to destroy the world!!"
Wait, what's the matter with the dry shit in the northwest corner of the campus? The cleaner is seriously dereliction of duty! And what the hell is it that it's chewy! Other loli are making magic necklaces for adventurers. Are you going to pick up shit and give them to others with?
Chapter completed!