【1090】Walk by the lake
As the sun sets, after a day of intense study activities, Lu Se meets Li Xiang who comes to the vending machine to buy drinks next to the artificial lake north of the canteen.
"Lu Sejun... It's such a coincidence. Are you here to buy things too?"
Lu Se shook his head - there was a campus supermarket with more abundant goods on the south side of the canteen, but Li Xiang came here to buy drinks.
"Don't you want to meet a female student who is talking about your right and wrong?"
"No, I think it's not a shame to get engaged to Lu Sejun..."
Yan looked down insincerely, staring at the drink can falling out of the vending machine.
Vending machines are popular in Japan (there is a saying that it was invented by the Japanese). The reason is that the Japanese are generally afraid that they can use vending machines to buy things without having to deal with people.
Some researchers believe that the ethnic character of the Japanese is similar to that of Finns and is a natural social fearful person.
There is a joke that explains the problem-
A Chinese student was studying in Australia. One day, it was windy and heavy rain outside. The Chinese student called the school to ask and learned that classes would not be held tomorrow. So he informed him in the WeChat group that all Chinese students would not go to class.
However, the next day, all the Japanese students came to the school braved the storm...
By the Japanese standards, Rika, who serves as a member of the Discipline Inspection Commission, is already very good at interacting with people and can almost be called a patient with "social autism". However, even she often avoids the crowd and only places herself in a small circle she is familiar with.
"You seem to like kids?"
Lu Se's question sounded useless. Li Xiang was so nervous that she couldn't turn on the oolong tea's pull ring. Lu Se helped her casually.
"The problem of low birth rate in Japan is very serious. I heard that China has also abolished the family planning policy... If this continues, it will not work hard."
Rika's words also sound implicit. If the men and women who are dating think too much about each other, their conversations with outsiders will sound very tired.
"It's so beautiful - the sunset shines on the lake. How about you taking a walk with me on the ancient style corridor while drinking a drink?"
"I'm very willing... don't you really need to buy a bottle of drink for Lu Sejun as well?"
"When I can't stand the thirst, I'll drink the oolong tea you've drunk."
“…”
The trailer for indirect kissing slowed down the pace of the single-pony girl. She felt that Lu Se was a little frivolous, but she still had a small amount of unspeakable expectations in her heart.
On campuses where smartphones are prohibited from being used on non-holidays, after dinner, everyone's activities are nothing more than going to club projects, doing exercises in the gymnasium, reading books in the library, doing homework, and most commonly going back to the dormitory.
On the artificial lake ancient style corridor, the light did not descend with the sunset. Instead, the clouds that blocked the sunlight moved away, making the lake surface sparkling, as if countless golden carp were swimming under the water.
Li Xiang's round-headed student shoes stepped on the wooden board of the corridor, making a "squeak" sound from time to time.
"Lu Sejun, there is still no good news for my grandfather. I heard that he has recently..."
"Hey? Hello, who are you looking for to make this call? Are foreign church members looking for Father Guo? But after Father Guo cured his impotence, he became secular..."
There were also other couples strolling on the corridor, but the one who met Lu Se and Li Xiang was Lin Lian in white nun suit.
As the distance approached, a white dove that had originally landed on the nun's shoulder spread its wings and flew away, and Lin Lian's voice was heard more clearly.
"The nest is not a bad country's desolation~ Mud is good, but the nest is the tom of the immigration center of the bad country. Do you want to move to the bad country? Now there is a good opportunity to remove turtles. You only need to get 300,000 bad gold to immigrate to our trough..."
Damn it’s a scam call again! Who are you scammers here with this strong accent of foreigners? Brother, you learned Chinese from people from Northeast China!
In addition, the epidemic in the United States is so serious, with an average of one or two thousand deaths every day. It may be safer to immigrate to Mars!
“…”
"Sir, are you kidding me? Ah, you are Father Guo, right? It's so dangerous that you almost got cheated by Father Guo... Father Guo, your impotence has been completely cured?"
This time it was the turn of the liar on the other side who was silent. Fortunately, the opposite side was not real Father Guo, otherwise the nun would have discussed impotence so publicly, and he would have died of the community.
Even so, when encountering Lin Lian, who does not feel "shamed to be sick" and lacks a lot of common sense, the reputation of impotence priests has mostly spread throughout the Christian circle, even if one day they want to come back...
“Doududududu…”
Seeing that Lin Lian was particularly inappropriate, the other party hung up the phone. Lin Lian shouted to the phone without knowing it: "Hey? Hey? Father Guo, do you have a bad signal?"
Lu Se waved at Lin Lian, sighed and said, "The school should really allow you to use your smartphone and then install an anti-fraud app!"
ai is indeed the future of human society. Take anti-phone fraud as an example. Anhui used iFLYTEK's voice recognition ai to analyze whether the content of the phone contains fraudulent keywords (winning, assisting in case investigation, social security deposit freeze, and phone number freezing). If the keyword reaches a certain amount, the system will automatically determine that there is a higher chance of being a fraudulent phone, and then automatically hang up the phone.
After Anhui used this system, the success rate of fraud was reduced by 70%. Those who scammers were sad and those who listened to it were crying.
However, Lu Se thinks that the keywords of fraud should keep pace with the times, plus "giving love", "fried tea", "grandfather's birthday", "mercenary", "peacekeeping troops", and "making wealth in northern Myanmar"...
"Hey? Lu Se...is Lu Se, right? Li Xiang is here too, so it must be Lu Se."
Lin Lian, who suffers from facial blindness, misidentified him as a salesman when he met Lu Se for the first time. It seems that her "sound blindness" is not bad. No wonder she mistakenly recognizes the scammer's phone number as Father Guo.
In addition, as Lu Se saw, Lin Lian's "malicious rebound halo" was so weak that it was almost ineffective. In the past, a telephone fraudster might have been punished by God before he could finish his words.
Lin Lian’s guardian angel “Freya” can also partially show the existence of the miracle of “distorted reality”. How many particles are there left to remain in the world? Lu Se hopes to use Freya’s power to fight against Odin, at least to save the people around him from harm.
"Hello, Sister Lin Lian."
Rixiang bowed to Lin Lian and said hello. Whether it was before and after learning that Rixiang was Lin Guangzheng's daughter, Lin Lian was very kind to Rixiang and deserved to be a broad-minded person.
Lu Se really wanted to control his vision and not look for the dazzling exaggerated curve below the cross between the pure white nun's neck.
Unfortunately, it failed again. It seems that level 12 intelligent creatures are really good at blasphemy.
Lin Lian's wet pupils did not contain any suspicion, and he did not regard Lu Se as a potential maniac with ill-hearted intentions - this kind of mind is needed for world peace.
"Student Lu Se, Sister Li Xiang, if your children need my help, just mention it!"
Don't get me wrong. This must mean that Li Xiang and Lu Se pick up the abandoned baby from Qingzi Academy. It's not that Lu Se and Li Xiang need Lin Lian's help in creating children.
"Missionary Position...1,2, Ah, I remember that this posture cannot be pregnant!"
There was a nun who was guiding and cheering next to him, which was quite interesting. There was once a foreign nun who was dedicated to helping disabled people. Terminated patients called chickens and then assisted in completing the transaction from the side. Devout believers must be mentally confused: Is this a good deed to go to heaven or a bad deed to hell?
"Thank you, Xiao Liu has become much more stable, and he has gradually become familiar with the environment of Qingzi Academy."
When Lu Seon Naoye Theater, Rixiang responded to Lin Lian on his behalf.
"Principal He is still asking the police to find his parents. There is no further news for the time being. Principal He said that if she can't find it in the end, she will go through the relevant procedures for adoption."
"Hey? But Sister Lin Qin is also very interested in this child. She wants our mother to adopt her! But her mother has been hiding from her..."
"This... I still hope to give it to Principal He. After all, my aunt already has two children, right?"
Principal He is the old friend of Li Xiang, and he is also a very close existence to Li Xiang.
"Ah! I forgot to tell Lu Se about something... Sister Lin Qin said she was waiting for you in the maid cafe, and I wanted to talk to you alone no matter what... Now I wonder if it is related to adopting a child? Will you go to Lu Se?"
Lin Lian covered the cross pendant with both hands, tilted her head slightly and made a "sorry" expression, so sincere that no one could bear to investigate it.
"Lin Qin wants to talk to me?"
Lu Se turned his head and used his eyes to seek Li Xiang's opinions.
"Lin Qin... Sister wants to talk, but Lu Sejun is not bad at the meeting alone. It's just that I hope-"
After taking a sip of oolong tea and lowering his head to brew his emotions, Rika asked Lu Se in a very formal tone:
Chapter completed!