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【1085】Fifty steps and a hundred steps

He tied Xiaojia to a chair with a fire escape rope at home, and then put a pair of forced mouth opening devices on her, so he could hold her head and stuff the green peppers she refused to eat into her mouth one by one!

Even if I beg you with tears in my face, I won’t spare you! The recipe is wide to make you feel nutritional! In addition, if you stuff something in your mouth, you won’t chatter and you will not make you disturb An Zhi and me, and you will not talk nonsense!

Thinking about it carefully, the idiot Xiaojia probably finished everything An Zhi wants to say in advance.

After all, Xiaojia and An Zhi are also related by blood, so it is probably a principle of a four-dimensional communicator...

If An Zhi hadn't watched from the side, maybe Lu Se would have really punished Xiaojia according to the idea of ​​the theater in his brain. Unfortunately, the only thing in his family lacked forced mouth opening was that it seemed that the Happy Valley adult goods store invested by Director Cao was sold?

"Brother, your eyes are a little scary... What do you think of your cute sister?"

Xiaojia, dressed in a little witch, blocked her retro broom and became an unqualified shield.

Lu Se looked at the watch on his right wrist.

"It's almost 11 o'clock, and other people's cute sisters will cook for their brother, but you, a poor cooking skill, can only eat your brother's meals in turn... I'm going to prepare lunch now. If you want something other than green peppers at noon, don't cause trouble for me?"

"I know~ I like to eat the meals my brother cooks the most!"

Xiaojia saluted with one hand, and the wizard hat, which was in conflict with the twin ponytails, was tilted to the side.

"Sister An Zhi, can you help me take a few photos while my brother is cooking?"

“…”

When Lu Se said she wanted to cook, An Zhi began to recall whether she had ever seen an oven in Lu Se's kitchen. Her baking skills were good, but she was not good at using kitchen utensils other than the oven.

"An Zhi, you and Xiaojia are just waiting here. Although I am not a chef, I still know a few home-cooked dishes."

Intentionally or unintentionally, he emphasized "family" and wanted to gradually get An Zhi to get used to the family environment.

An Zhi raised her handwriting board: "I can help cut vegetables."

Xiaojia tangled An Zhi like a tentacle monster: "Don't worry about my brother, the kitchen is very narrow! Take photos for me and take photos!"

15 minutes later, Lu Se stir-fryed a dish of oyster sauce lettuce in the kitchen.

Instead of cooking in his neighbor 402's kitchen, he returned to 401. After all, the kitchen of 402 is not hygienic enough to be close to the workshop area, and the seasonings at home are also more complete.

"?Fried penguins~fried penguins~sprinkled penguins~?"

I don’t know when, Lu Se likes to humming strange songs when cooking alone. If you listen to them all, you will find that this is the Penguin version of “Registering the Name”.

People who pay attention to appearance are somewhat obsessed with cleanliness. Lu Se must wear an apron for cooking, but his special apron accidentally splashed with a large amount of oil and there is nothing to replace.

So Lu Se had to go to Xiaojia's room and tied his sister's cosplay apron around her waist.

"The size is small, and there are carrot and rabbit patterns on it. Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise it would be a bit perverted..."

Suddenly, my thighs were cold. I looked down and found that my thighs were accidentally stuck to the lower edge of the marble cooking table.

"I was startled and thought I had encountered something sharp... Hey hey hey hey hey why my thighs were exposed!?"

Lu Se, who was shocked to find that he was wearing only boxers on his lower body, twisted his natural gas stove and began to recall what happened before.

"Although the weather is not hot in May, there is no air conditioning in the kitchen, and it feels stuffy after cooking for a long time..."

"The high temperature made me start to think about it, thinking that it would be great if a girl was wearing a naked apron to cook for me... The second fantasy object was Lin Lian, but once Lin Lian was linked to 'cooking', I was so scared that I was shaking. It was the apron that was dirty..."

"High temperatures can also induce sequelae of brainless water. It seems that when I went to get Xiaojia's cosplay apron, I found that my pants were also oiled. I took off my pants for a while and hung them in Xiaojia's closet where the apron was originally hung..."

"It turns out that people who fantasize about fruit aprons every day will eventually wear fruit aprons themselves? Damn it, so get your pants back quickly, otherwise you will be devastated by Xiaojia or An Zhi!"

※※※

At the same time, in the next door 402, An Zhi took some cosplay photos of her as Xiaojia asked, and her arms were almost sore.

At this time, her mobile phone received a text message signed by "Odin".

"Go to the 401 kitchen and you will see the hidden side of Lu Se."

An Zhi immediately felt infinite curiosity in her heart, but An Zhi heard Lu Se say that Odin was his enemy, and this must be the enemy's trap and she must not go!

An Zhi, who made a decision secretly, just as she raised her eyes, she found that Xiaojia was stretching her neck and staring at her mobile phone screen at a very close distance.

"Ha? What are my brother doing in the kitchen? He must be secretly putting green peppers into the vegetables!"

Ignoring An Zhi's obstruction, Xiaojia, who is no longer dressed as a little witch, rushed back to 401 at a glance.

As a result, there was no one in the kitchen, but there were suspicious sounds coming from the bedroom opposite him.

"Brother, what are you doing in my room! Ahhhh, why don't you wear pants!!"

He suddenly pushed the door and entered, and the scene Xiaojia saw was: Lu Se took off his apron temporarily and reached into Xiaojia's closet to get his trousers back.

She was wearing only boxers on the lower body, and the shape of her body wrapped in fabric was also hidden in Xiaojia's eyes. Xiaojia covered her eyes (but left a gap in her fingers) and screamed:

"Brother is a pervert! He sneaked into someone's room and attacked his cosplay clothes! The next thing is to spray corrosive liquid!"

"Do you think I'm a thorn snake?"

I remember that Lu Se was also an interstellar player who did not need vision back then. After thinking about the above comment, he didn't really say it.

Because Xiaojia is cosplaying the cover character "Tractor" in "Overwatch", this character wears goggles all year round, and Xiaojia, who has not been able to find the corresponding equipment for the time being, took a similar glasses from Luser's bedroom and put them on the bridge of his nose.

So they all like to go to other people's bedrooms to get things, just laughing at 100 steps!

But Xiaojia just wears fat but goes to get it when she doesn’t have a lower body...

"You took my VR glasses in the bedside table! Is it because the wrong setting makes you see something strange?"

Lu Se deliberately described the ar of "augmented reality" as the "virtual reality" vr, and at the same time reached out and pressed a button on the side of Xiaojia's glasses.

Suddenly, countless crisscrossing red and green lines covered their vision. While Xiaojia couldn't see the outside world "ah ah ah ah ah" he could not see the outside world, Lu Se put on his pants at the speed of light.

"Is your vision normal now? I just got the apron dirty while cooking, so I'll use your apron to replace it."

"Hey? But I obviously... saw your naked ass..."

Who is naked? Although these glasses have certain augmented reality functions, they cannot see through at all, okay? It’s your own “mind” that is not clean!

"Well, that's caused by your random moves in virtual reality glasses. This VR glasses, which are still in the experiment, can read the surrounding environment and cover it bit by bit, and finally give people a credible and touchable "real illusion."

"It's like turning the living room into a spaceship bridge, turning the study into a terrifying secret room, turning parents into angry gorillas, all of which can be done!"

"Even if worn for a long time, the wearer's brain will completely forget the existence of VR glasses, and even the completely virtual objects can be 'touched'!"

"Care, lie! With this technology, wouldn't everyone stay at home to experience the whole world?"

"I'm still in the experimental stage. This is a joint research project between me and others. There are still many bugs. Generally speaking, they are strictly confidential to the outside world. But who told you to be my sister? Just wear it and play for a while. Just press these buttons in order..."

Lu Se quickly pressed the button to ensure that Xiaojia couldn't remember the order.

"Dangdangdang~ I saw that all objects are covered with gold edges, which are shining, right? Experience it well. If your brain gets used to it, you may even have more abnormal images. In short, don't make a fuss anymore."
Chapter completed!
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