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【1080】The monk is only in my dream

Jiao Qingqing has another disadvantage compared to others, that is, as a skipped student, she did not get her smartphone back from the Political and Educational Department like Lu Se and others.

"I had known it, I would have stolen my smartphone in advance... Lu Se, you didn't tell me clearly, it's true!"

"And there are so many people who come out to play with your girlfriend. Lu Se, how bad can you do such a thing?"

Jiao Qingqing's so-called "girlfriend" refers to herself. This confusing speech made Rika next to her look at her with a strange look.

"However, seeing someone overestimating their abilities and being beaten up by a monk from Insect Temple can feast my eyes on. It's not just a waste of time, it's not a waste of time!"

While saying that, he hid behind Lu Se, and he treated Lu Se as a shield that was isolated from Dongni Haiyi.

However, Dongni Haiyi did not get angry with her roommate, but moved her wrists calmly.

"I'm not worried about being defeated by a master. What I'm worried about is that the rumors are fake, but there are actually no masters."

While they were talking, several people passed by the "Kian Instan" bus stop, and a monk was calling under the stop sign.

Because this monk was big and thick, there was still a vicious aura between his eyebrows, which made Dongni Haiyi slow down, wondering if this person would be the master he had longed for.

As a result, the monk chatted with the phone with a serious expression for a while and suddenly roared, and the sound was as loud as a Shaolin lion's roar, but the content was a bit...

"Do you still love me?"

Everyone except Lu Se was shocked. Only Lu Se had long used lip reading technology and knew that the monk had been discussing the issue of "lower maintenance fees" with the other end of the phone.

Dongni Haiyi continued to walk towards the temple gate if she lost some land. Lu Se sighed:

"The nickname in the natives of Tomyama City has always been nicknamed "Kiduai·Man·Shi". The average level of monks here is very poor. "Not intention to recite the Buddha's name is harmful to lovesickness". It is normal. You don't have to expect too much."

Lingling nodded: "I'll just say it~ Monks are always unreasonable nowadays. You see, there is a song that is "? Monk is only in my dreams. If you touch your face and kiss it?"

"What an outrageous empty ear you are! The original word is "The rivers and mountains are only in my dreams, and the motherland has not been close to you for many years" OK!"

"Actually, in Japan, it is normal for monks to fall in love, and they will pass the temple to their son."

Rika, who was silent for a while, looked at the plaque "Mian Inji" that was getting closer and closer, and her eyes closed halfway under the backlight.

"There are some sects in Japanese Buddhism that allow monks to get married and have children. A considerable number of monks are hereditary. For example, there are many young people in China who have nothing to do with temples to become monks, which accounts for less than 5% of Japanese monks. Some young Japanese who sincerely care about the strict precepts of Chinese Buddhism."

Lu Se shrugged.

"It's true that "the moon in foreign countries is rounder." I have an American hacker netizen who always criticizes American agricultural products as produced by chemical pesticides, and Chinese agricultural products are green and pollution-free natural products. I am very envious of me for being able to eat pollution-free fruits and vegetables every day!"

However, the activity of Japanese monks at all levels of society is indeed beyond the imagination of Chinese people. It is fine to use temples as private property to operate them. There are also many monks who work as part-time directors or talk show hosts.

If China also follows the same thing, the movie "Xinxin and New Shaolin Temple" will be released soon. The producer, Shaolin Temple abbot, director, Shaolin Temple abbot, martial arts director, the first martial arts director, the hero, Shaolin Temple monk, and the heroine, Emei Mountain nun...

Finally, I arrived at the ticket office at the door, but before I arrived at the ticket office window, I found a notice posted on the wall:

"This temple opens a training course for monks in the abstinence department, ¥12,000/month. After graduation, you can recommend rich women to the target. If you are interested, please call 400-888-xxxx"

Because the content was too terrifying, Rika blinked hard to prevent her vision from falling down because of the dazzling sunlight just now.

"The taste of the rich woman is really hard to say." Xiaomei's expression seemed to be wearing a mask of pain, "Sister Dongni, should we go back? This kind of temple doesn't look like a real master..."

"Bastard! Who posted this kind of notice to ruin our reputation? The monk in the concierge, quickly pull this notice off!"

The monk at the ticket office shouted at the sweeping monk at the door, and the latter pulled off the notice without raising his head.

"You... haven't taken photos? This is a shameless slander from our competitors. We will definitely sue them with a lawyer in the future!"

Fortunately, Minainji is lucky. If Jiao Qingqing hadn't brought a smartphone when she went out, she would definitely have taken photos as soon as possible with her personality.

It’s not that the three-person girls will not be slutty, but they were forced to use non-smart phones in school. They just changed to smart phones and did not recover the conditioned reflex for the time being...

"How much does a total student ticket cost for us 7 people?"

Lu Se, who promised to treat him in advance, stepped forward to the under the glass of the ticket office.

"Sorry, there are no student tickets." The ticket-selling monk said, erecting with one hand, and said with a lingering voice: "The sentient beings in front of the Buddha are equal, and there is no difference between students and adults, so they are charged 80!"

"Damn, when I was a kid, the ticket was only 5 yuan, so the fee was so expensive, so just go rob it!"

Jiao Qingqing has lived in the adjacent Chunshui City in recent years, and the charging prices for attractions in Dongshan City are still in the childhood impression.

Lu Se generously spent 560 yuan to buy 7 tickets, and did the best for the landlords, although only Dongni Haiyi and Li Xiang were not locals among these people...

And only Dongni Haiyi and Li Xiang felt that they had inherited Lu Se’s affection. The three fans thought Lu Se was a light bulb, while Jiao Qingqing felt that Lu Se had violated the rules by bringing others together.

Hey... It seems that there is some kind of sight staring at my back from a low place... Is it an Agent 404? It doesn't feel very similar...

Lu Se, who was being tracked from his intuition, finally his eyes remained on a yellow upside-down carton box behind the telephone pole.

Isn’t this tracking method the “carton box infiltrating” that has been extinct for many years? My companions and I are in danger!

A smile rose from the corner of his mouth. Lu Se did not buy a ticket for the cardboard box. He knew that it would not take long before the cardboard box would avoid the sight of the ticket-selling monk and sneak into the Minami Temple with his low altitude advantage.

When the sun sets, I enter the temple to visit. The golden light shines between the carved beams and painted walls, which is a solemn and solemn scene.

Due to the "strangeness" bonus in a foreign country, Li Xiang held her hands in front of her chest, revealing a tourist's admiration. However, Lu Se was not fluctuating in her heart and wanted to laugh a little.

All religious places try to combine with light from the perspective of architecture and aesthetics to create abnormal feelings such as psychedelic, sacred, and horror. Also as a "emotional product", temples and churches are not inherently nobler than haunted houses.

"Hey hey, there are goldfish in the pool!"

Nan Nan rushed to the pool in the center of the temple square, where several old ladies were chanting "Amitabha" while sprinkling exclusive feed into the water.

"Little girl, don't make noise! ​​If the goldfish are frightened and don't eat, we will have no merit!"

The old lady drove Nan Nan away in a rooster posture. Nan Nan made a face at them and almost hit the vending machine next to her.

Unlike the vending machines that can be seen everywhere in Qingzi Academy, the vending machines in Kaninji are filled with fish feed, rosary, amulets, and souvenirs... Maybe considering that most believers are elderly people with bad eyes, the collection code on the electronic screen is very large and I am afraid there are 4k pixels.

Lu Se couldn't help but shake his head: "Consumerism has become the most universal religion, and the next step is Electronic Bodhisattva and Cyber-savage. However, I remember that only Alice had discussed this difficult future topic with me."
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