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【1035】Warring States Good Tradition

Lu Se thought Li Xiang was a bit of a big deal.

However, in daily life, Japanese people do regard "not causing trouble for others" as their highest pursuit. Recently, a Japanese housewife committed suicide in shame because she infected her husband and daughter's new crown. In the eyes of Chinese people, there is no need for that.

“The weather in early May is not too warm.”

“Eh?”

Lu Se's completely missed the topic, making Li Xiang confused.

Rubbing the scabbed earlobes of the wound, Lu Se smiled and pointed to the drying clothes hanging on the balcony.

"If I really want to apologize to me for the piercing of my ears, I know that people in the Warring States Period would put their owner's socks in their arms to keep warm. Now the heating has already stopped, so it's better..."

“…”

In the past, Lu Se asked Li Xiang to be a human body warmer, and he must have been attacked by the wooden knife of the Feng Discipline Committee.

"Beichenliu·Second Section Slash!"

However, now that Lu Se has the identity of a fiancé, he has come to apologize specifically, and he cannot say that the other party’s request is particularly excessive...

"Then," the girl bit her lower lip before she spoke, "Does Lu Sejun plan to change into newly washed socks? Now... she'll change it?"

Li Xiang, who did not clearly agree, had a cute bulge wrapped in her school uniform shirt already felt a little service in Lu Se's eyes.

The selling point of some tea leaves is "pictured by unmarried girls". If Lu Se warms the girl's chest before wearing socks, he is also a complete gentleman role model.

"Think about it carefully, it will be better to wait until winter."

Rikaru breathed a sigh of relief after being pardoned. In winter, the two were already married, and it was not particularly difficult to accept that they kept their husband's clothes warm in their arms...

"Lu Sejun... Since she doesn't want it now, why do you have to say something to bully me..."

The ivory fingers were twisted in front of the knees, and he looked restless with his head down.

"Because this is the healthiest way to get along with couples!" Lu Se spread his hands, "The essence of a relationship is that two people bully each other and have fun from it. Even if it is just verbal bullying, it is very interesting!"

Rika wanted to refute, but when she saw the scab on Lu Se's earlobe, she swallowed the words to her mouth again.

Lu Se, who noticed that the girl was too thoughtful, grinned instead.

"Don't take this as your responsibility. Although I'm still a few months away from being 18 years old, I'm already mentally aged and can be responsible for my own behavior."

"In addition, as long as you remember that there are insignificant ear piercings on my left earlobe, you can tell the authenticity in some special circumstances so that you will not be pretended to be a husband by others!"

The word "husband" makes Rika dye her cheeks red again.

"I heard that Axue had been disguised as Lu Sejun, but I wouldn't be easily pretended to be...someone deceived me."

"In addition to Axue, there may be robots. The imaginary robots of am Technology Co., Ltd. have reached a point where it is difficult to distinguish with the naked eye. If you find that I am acting strange, don't forget to check the details of the ear piercing."

In addition to the ear piercings, the light-colored burn on the back of Lu Se's hand can also be used as evidence for discrimination. Just to prevent Li Xiang from feeling sorry again, Lu Se did not mention the scar left by breaking into the fire to save people.

"Okay, let's not mention these serious things. I saw that the snacks you bought contained melon seeds, so I took them out and tried my new invention in the technology club!"

Li Xiang took out the small bag of sea salt melon seeds in confusion, not knowing what Lu Se took out of the cabinet and the invention like a large pencil sharpener.

"Ha, this is an "automatic melon seed-cooking machine"! Look, just put the melon seeds into one of the three round holes above..."

After a slight "click" sound, the melon seed shells and melon seed kernels are completely separated and discharged from the two outlets below.

"Is it fun? Come here, I'll give you a few melon seeds, and you can try stuffing them in yourself."

Lu Se took a handful of melon seeds and put them in Li Xiang's hand. The two of them met with each other's fingers. The girl's cool body temperature and the male's heat formed a brief heat exchange.

With Lu Se's encouragement, Li Xiang also stuffed her claws one by one. The "automatic melon seed-cooking machine" fulfilled her mission and indeed perfectly separated the melon seed shells and melon seed kernels.

"It's really... quite interesting. Is the patents that Lu Sejun mentioned sold are just such things?"

"No, no, no, not at all."

Lu Se laughed out loud.

"The patent I sell is a taller thing. This is just a small product I have seen online for 79 yuan. After thinking about the principle, I made one. Of course, there was a slight improvement. The original melon seed shell and melon seed kernel were exported from the same outlet and could not be separated perfectly."

"Lu Sejun is so smart. He can understand the principle by just one glance and then make an improved version..."

“Hurried improvements are not at all cost.”

Lu Se said, and at the same time stuffed two melon seeds into a hole.

This "two melons and one hole" behavior caused the machine to make a different "wipe" sound. Rika saw that the melon seeds that were spit out were completely crushed.

"That's it. If you're too anxious, the "automatic melon seed-cooking machine" can not only crack the melon seeds, but also eat them by the way... If I can only make this failed invention, I will go hungry with you in the future!"

"This... seems to me to have been a successful invention."

Understand that Lu Se was just making fun of Li Xiang, a warm sense of uplift arises in his heart - even if he is hungry, isn't it "together"?

"Open the door! Consultant open the door!"

At this moment, the door of the dormitory was knocked on, and I knew that the person coming was Alice.

Alice was emotional before and asked Lu Se to take Rika to go for prenatal check-up to prove that she was not pregnant. Otherwise, Lu Se would have deceived her again and again. Alice, who was desperate about life, planned to destroy the world.

Rika was panicked and almost frightened that all the seeds in her hand fell off. Although she was not a problem with her identity and facts, she felt a strong feeling of being caught and raped by Alice.

After giving in to the side, Rika gave way to Lu Se who walked over to open the door.

stare--

The dormitory door opened, and Alice's gaze appeared from a relatively low position.

"Hmph, Rika sneaked out of Door 316, and she is indeed here for the consultant! The two of them are planning to conspire to deal with Alice, lying on the prenatal examination report, right? "

"Profession, prenatal examination?"

Rika didn't know that Alice and Luther had such a private conversation.
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