【1025】Blood for you
"It's not difficult," said Jiao Qingqing. "If you want me to stop promoting you and Rika anymore, you just need to give your first time to me!"
First time? What kind of hobby is this? Do you want ntr? It’s said that yellow hair likes ntr, but I didn’t expect that Qingqing, you, also liked green hair! Although I know you have become bad now, I didn’t expect that it has reached this level of bad...
"What are you thinking about Lu Se!" The rainbow pony showed a large piece of white eye outside the pink contact lenses, "I'm not going to take away your first time! I'm going to use this..."
As he said that, a rod-like object with a mechanical structure appeared in his hand like a magic trick.
"What! What I want is my first time with Apricot? Are you a pervert and you actually use utensils!!"
Since Jiao Qingqing entered Qingzi Academy, she has rarely used contemptuous eyes to others.
"This is not a chrysanthemum, it's just a simple ear piercing machine! What I want is the first time you have a ear piercing and body transformation!"
Lu Se then put his heart back in his stomach, but when he saw the fangs exposed by the ear piercing machine like a staple, he couldn't help but frown.
It looks like it hurts... It is not wise to destroy the body for non-medical means...
Traditional Chinese culture believes that the body, hair and skin should be taken by parents and should not be abandoned lightly.
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xiahou Dun's courage to pull out his arrows and eat his eyes was due to this cultural influence. Of course, this is not very hygienic. If this principle is strictly followed, would he have to take the cut hemorrhoids after undergoing hemorrhoid surgery?
But when Lu Se was very bored in Antarctica, he did make new discoveries about the Chinese secular pragmatist culture that he originally despised.
The more you experience in life, the more likely you will feel the positive aspects of Chinese culture. Let’s compare the more common Christianity and Buddhism—
Christianity: Life is shit. If you don’t do what God says, you will go to hell to eat more shit, and only candy can be eaten in heaven.
Buddhism: Life is shit. If you don’t do what the Buddha said, you will eat shit for several lifetimes in the cycle of reincarnation. The sugar in Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is the real sugar.
Chinese culture: Life is shit, but you can work hard to grow rice with shit, and you can also add some sugar to the rice. As for shit and candy after death, no matter how bad it is, let’s live a life first!
"Qingqing, although it is your freedom to transform your body, I don't have the hobby of wearing earrings, even if you pierce me your ears..."
"You will naturally wear earrings when you have ear piercings! You can't never have heard of the 'bird cage effect'! You will naturally want to raise birds when you have empty bird cages, and you will naturally want to wear earrings when you have empty ear piercings!"
Jiao Qingqing rolled up her sleeves without saying a word and forced her to pierce Lu Se's ears. He held the piercing machine in one hand and reached over with the other hand to pull Lu Se's ears.
"I'm not that stupid! According to your words, everyone has anals, so they all think about wearing anal x! Stop and let's change the conditions!"
Lu Se ran away, Jiao Qingqing chased after him.
"What are you afraid of? A small hole is just bleeding. I can't just touch your ears!"
"No! If you get infected and become an "ele ear", I should be forced to participate in the sequel to "Black Cat Sheriff"! And why do you carry an ear piercing machine with you!"
"It won't be infected! Look, I didn't rot even if my ear surgery was pointed!"
"Your elf ear is at least done in a sterile operating room!"
The ancient style corridor was turning nine times and eighteen turns. Lu Se couldn't run with his legs, and he could only shake Jiao Qingqing away from the distance.
Through the reflection of the lake, Lu Se saw the rainbow pony behind him smiled so much that his mouth was crooked. He waved the ear piercing machine with his right arm covering the cloud tattoo. The red pantyhose under the school uniform skirt showed even more dangerous characteristics.
"Don't be so stingy, Lu Se! You are going to marry Li Xiang and refuse to pierce my ears?"
Hearing Jiao Qingqing shouted, Lu Se suddenly stopped. Jiao Qingqing, who was not prepared, could not stop the gate and hit Lu Se's back.
"Oh my nose! Lu Se, you suddenly stopped and wanted my life!"
Lu Se thought uncontrollably: If Lin Lian had hit me like this, it would have been a soft touch. The sound effect of puffy puffy puffy puffy is not like your thin front armor?
The reason why Luther stopped running away was to face his own destiny.
In order to fight against Odin, the basic rule is to be "shamed and desperate". If you don't even dare to hit a pierce of your ear, wouldn't it be too "to do big things and cherish your life"?
What's more, when this man and woman continue to chase and fight, they have to spend more time explaining when they are seen. Jiao Qingqing talks about Lixiang while running, which will cause endless trouble to Lixiang.
Also, it has reached 11:35 now. I promised to deliver food to Rika, Alice, Tony and the others. If I delay it, it will be too late...
"Okay, you tick it! But I will never wear earrings just because I have a piercing ear!"
Jiao Qingqing was a little unexpected that Lu Se made up his mind in such a short time.
"Hey? I planned to play for a while, why are you suddenly not afraid again?"
"Hmph, it's just a piercing ear. I've been to Antarctica, and only genius knows what I've experienced in Antarctica!"
"Then, then I've pierced it. Don't be afraid of the pain and suddenly running away. If that happens, you might hit the hole in your nose!"
Lu Se smiled slightly to boost his courage. He didn't plan to escape, nor did he plan to be put on a nose ring to play the role of the Bull Demon King in the crew of "Journey to the West".
"Click"
Jiao Qingqing was not ruthless. She stood opposite Lu Se and looked left and right. Finally, she chose to use her left ear. The moment she pressed the ear piercing machine, she licked her lips excitedly.
"Hey? You're quite strong when you didn't shout!"
"Hmph, I want me to beg for forgiveness in this pain, and it's still a thousand miles away!"
In fact, it is impossible not to have any pain at all, but Lu Se wants to hold on in front of his childhood friends.
A drop of blood was flowing down below the ear piercing, reflected in the burnt pink pupils, turning into a more colorful color.
"Don't stare at me with this kind of look! Are you a vampire?"
Lu Se wiped the drop of blood with his handkerchief paper and put a bandaid on it.
"Now you are satisfied? I did what you asked for, and you keep your promise, don't continue to spread Rika's business, let's make a deal?"
Jiao Qingqing tilted her neck and admired the band-aid on Lu Se's left earlobe, and asked: "You can't tell whether you are pregnant or married?"
"I can't say anything." Lu Se didn't have time to emphasize that pregnancy was false news.
"Okay, but if Jin Shijie said everywhere, it wouldn't be my problem... Oh, I regret it a little. If I had just pierced your right ear..."
If Jin Shijie wants to pursue Li Xiang, he should not spread this news everywhere.
"Why do you want to drill holes into my right ear more? Don't be too tempted. I just agreed to only drill holes into one ear!"
Lu Se protected his right ear and took a step back.
"Tsk, let's scare you! Where did you go for the courage just now? I just think... After you put on the Band-Aid, the alopecia areata behind your left ear became more conspicuous!"
"Why didn't you foresee this kind of thing earlier? If I really heard you wear earrings, wouldn't it be even more noticeable to see my left ear!"
"So I put another hole in my right ear..."
Jiao Qingqing raised the ear piercing machine again.
"Don't come here! If it weren't for the urgent matter now, I would definitely settle the score with you! Give me a few days to be honest, and it's better to be worthy of the blood I shed for you!"
"It's not that exaggerating... Lu Se, your bald head is not too serious. I don't care if you shave it!"
Chapter completed!