【998】Conference held
When Jiao Qingqing was playing "Cyberpunk 2077" in the small villa of Jin's family, I wonder if Penguin Trump was watching.
In modern times, Rainbow Pony transformed herself into semi-permanent pink contact lenses and elf ears. Lu Se has no doubt that after the development of prosthetic technology, she will become a pioneer in active experience.
G cup of Oupai prosthetic body, etc., can take effect much faster than papaya soup...
"Let's not talk about the game for now, Lu Se, I heard that you gave Li Xiang an unmarried certificate. What's going on?"
"It's nothing special, it was asked by Rika's grandfather."
Lu Se repeated the published version again.
"Just! Sister Feng's grandfather asked you to issue an unmarried certificate. Do you also happily go there? It is clear that you have the meaning of this aspect!"
I don’t know if Jiao Qingqing has played "Cyberpunk 2077" for too much, and she is more violent than before. She reaches out and grabs Lu Se’s left collar.
If you get grabbed by a tie, you will have difficulty breathing, and if you get caught by a collar, you have nothing to care about.
"Qingqing, you were quite cute when you were a child. Why has it become like this now? A bad girl like you who always wants to beat people is afraid that the cannibals will have indigestion after eating it!"
After Lu Se reminded him, Jiao Qingqing remembered that it was no longer the time for Lu Se to be a dog in kindergarten. The offense and defense were changing positions, and he needed to restrain himself.
He loosened his collar a little awkwardly, showing a look that was not very suitable for the bad girl's identity.
"That... Lu Se, aren't you angry? I'm just worried that if you go to Japan in the future, you will be unaccustomed to living!"
"Why are you not used to law? Is Japan less suitable for survival than Antarctica?"
"Japan, Japan has nuclear radiation! And I heard that the Japanese underworld is legal. Lu Se, you are not covered by me. What if you are threatened by the underworld?"
The aftermath of the Fukushima nuclear leak has not yet subsided, and nuclear radiation is not groundless. Some seafood in the Sea of Japan has mutated, and it is just around the corner to cultivate Godzilla.
However, the Japanese underworld has been getting worse every year, and it is not a fear. Recently, there have been scenes where the Japanese underworld was attacked by Chinese gangs and called the police for help in embarrassment.
"Ah? Do you want to protect me to Japan to deal with the underworld? Do you want me to call Dongni Haiyi and let the Japanese underworld see the power of Chinese boxing!"
When talking about Dongni Haiyi, Jiao Qingqing mouse shrank his neck like a cat, but still had a hard mouth:
"...Lu Se, don't think I'm afraid of Dongni Haiyi! She doesn't have three heads and six arms, nothing great. I'm not a savage like her. I can defeat her with a little trick!"
Jiao Qingqing made Lu Se feel ridiculous when the other person is not around.
"Okay, then you can use your strategy or spiritual ability to defeat Dongni Haiyi and try it out~ Who is the boss before conquering Japan?"
"Hmph, then it's certain! If Dongni Haiyi admits defeat, Lu Se, you will also give me an unmarried certificate!"
"Wait...when did the bet become an unmarried certificate?"
"Why can't it be an unmarried proof? I heard that Alice cares about you, right? You can get a few more copies next time, don't wait until you lose to me and there is no stock on hand!"
The class bell rang at this time. Jiao Qingqing, who made such an agreement, gave Lu Sebi a "must win" thumb, and ran proudly towards Class 7, Grade 2.
Not to mention whether Jiao Qingqing can defeat Dongni Haiyi by making a plan. Lu Se can imagine that when he went to the street office to apply for multiple unmarried certificates, the clerk Golden Retriever Lion King's reaction was reacted.
"Are you going to Saudi Arabia to get married? Bastard!"
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In a blink of an eye, it is the May Day holiday, which is when the "God of Food Competition" officially opens.
During this period, Lu Se took several leaves to study the cross pendant obtained from Lin Lian who was hiding in his study at home.
With insufficient data, Lu Se can only conclude now that the principle of "distorted reality" is related to "control metal". If you want to rely on distorted reality to protect yourself, it is best to be in a metal-rich environment.
I also have to go to the street office to issue an unmarried certificate.
It was a bit surprising, and the behavior of issuing multiple certificates at the same time did not cause any complaints from the Golden Lion King.
What Lu Se didn't know was that after the Golden Lion King's aunt scolded the otaku son for not finding a partner, her son retorted that Lu Se might not have really found a partner in reality. It might be a lunatic who was addicted to "XX Frontline" and "XX Route" and "XX Route".
Now seeing Lu Se come to give multiple marriage certificates, confirming her son's guess, so her eyes looked at Lu Se from her original envy to pity.
Maybe my son will become like this in the future...
Most of the rest of the time was used by Lu Se to practice kendo with Rika.
Although Lu Se is not a member of Kendo Club, Rika, as the president of Kendo Club, continued to use the club classroom for a period of time after the club activities, but there was no big problem.
Of course, these trainings were after Rika's menstrual period, so they didn't practice too many times. They just mastered the introductory knowledge of kendo.
"Lu Sejun, you are not good at this! If you don't practice hard, how can you still be honored even if you lose in front of your grandfather?"
Rika, wearing kendo protective gear, was heartbroken more than once, but Lu Se was not aroused any struggle, but was just secretly looking for the flaws when Li Xiang attacked.
Li Xiang is mastered by grandfather. His swordsmanship from the same school will be passed on together when inheriting the advantages and weaknesses.
Lu Se is not sure that he will challenge Qianye Zhoucheng, but if the other party comes to him, he must be prepared to use the "distorted reality" defense before aiming at his weakness to counterattack.
"How swollen!"
During the period when Rika was teaching Lu Se Kendo, Victor, who often met Rika at school, found that Rika was becoming more and more cold in his attitude towards him.
Perhaps because Victor, as the eyeliner of Chiba Zhoucheng, repeatedly uttered ill words from Lu Se to Chiba Zhoucheng, the two encountered huge resistance from their grandfather when they got married.
"If Victor does not apologize to Lu Sejun, he will not be invited to the wedding then!"
Li Xiang secretly made this determination, but Lu Se’s progress in kendo is really not optimistic. Moreover, after Lin Qin reminded him many times, Li Xiang felt that the alopecia areata behind Lu Se’s left ear was becoming more and more annoying...
"I won't be young, so I'll go bald..."
The worry about Lu Se’s hair caused a pain in his abdomen, which was like prolonging his period!
No matter what kind of mood everyone is in, on May 1, the preliminaries of the God of Cookery Competition will be held on time at 9 a.m.
"Have you heard it? After the competition, the school will restore its previous system. It must hand over a smartphone to the Political and Educational Department during non-holidays!"
Now there is no need to take online classes anymore. The smartphones in students' hands have become props that distract their energy from learning. Although the students are very happy, they can't stand the reports from parents.
"Then this is the last carnival, right? Just take more videos and photos in the God of Food Competition!"
"Silent! All the students are quiet! Please give the principal the opening speech!!"
The voice of the ducklings from the director Huang Baifa echoed over the multi-functional court in the sports club building.
The multi-purpose court where volleyball competitions were held, with various kitchenware and tableware placed in the middle, and the surroundings were full. Almost no one was unwilling to watch the excitement except for the busy senior year of high school who was studying hard.
Teacher Nangong took her "Teacher Team" to cheer up her teammates before the game began:
Chapter completed!