Chapter 103: The Black Near Ink
Chapter 103 The one who is close to the ink black
Lin Xiao looked at the messy scene in front of him, his mouth wide open, and his eyes were as protruding as a frog's eyes. He was about to say something and do something, but suddenly his legs tightened. The girl Xiaobei who had teased him for a long time had already pounced on his legs and hugged Lin Xiao's thighs with both hands. Her friend was knocked over by Lin Xiao's "friend" and crawled around. Xiaobei felt indescribable. She didn't know why she was holding Lin Xiao, but she just hugged him tightly and cried loudly.
The bald fat man grabbed Lin Xiao's hand and shouted hurriedly: "Brother, the wind is tight, huh! The police uncle is coming~ This place is a sensitive place, I don't know how many police uncles are wandering around here every day! Alas, damn, what are you doing with your arms around us?" The bald fat man was very careless and slapped Xiao Bei on the head, shouting loudly: "Let go~ He is not a great beauty, why are you doing with your arms around his thighs?"
Xiaobei closed her eyes and screamed in a 'waaaaa' in her mouth. She hugged Lin Xiao's thighs tightly with her hands tightly but refused to let go. Lin Xiao also roughly knew that "uncle police" was a colleague of the government runners, and he was not interested in going to the government office on earth to sue. He moved his legs a little anxiously to escape with the bald fat man, but Xiaobei's arms were wrapped around him. Lin Xiao was afraid that he would hurt Xiaobei's arm too hard, so he could only look at the bald head helplessly and said anxiously: "What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do?"
Xiaobei suddenly raised her head, opened her mouth, exposed her sharp silver teeth, and bit Lin Xiao's thigh with a vicious bite.
Lin Xiao's thigh muscles were as tough as steel wire. Xiao Bei bit it down, and Lin Xiao's leg muscles instinctively bounced and shook, and at the sound of "pa" several times. Xiao Bei's teeth were shaken loose, blood flowed down her gums, and a wisp of blood oozed out from the corner of her mouth, but the corners of her mouth were shattered. Xiao Bei felt a pain in her teeth and her chin was shaken off. She looked at Lin Xiao with grievance and annoyance, and tears were gushing down her mouth, and she kept making a sound of "ah, ah" from her mouth.
"Oh. My brother, I also have to look at the place where I am. This police uncle is coming. I am pure for a lifetime, but I never go to that kind of place to wander." Seeing that Xiaobei's arms were still holding Lin Xiao's thighs tightly, the bald fat man sighed to the sky: "Today I am going to destroy the flowers!" He grabbed Xiaobei's suspender skirt with one hand and shouted loudly: "Niu'er, your skirt is leaking!"
Xiaobei screamed. Instinctively withdrew her hands and put her skirt around. The bald fat man let go of his hand, grabbed Lin Xiao's arm, and fled to the bar in a mess, but he happened to pass by several men who were wearing mutant clothes. The bald fat man looked at his mouth and his nose. He pulled Lin Xiao over the men without squinting his eyes, and ran out more than ten meters. Then he muttered in a low voice: "Oh, fortunately I have a kind face. Did you see it? The police uncle didn't even look at me, and I took you out! Tsk tsk, I'm kind!"
Lin Xiao looked back and saw the fat guy with a ponytail bravely facing the plainclothes policemen. While pulling and pulling with the plainclothes, the guy shouted loudly: "Brothers, shout! I have experience, I will deal with them!"
Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man in surprise and asked, "What is his experience?"
The bald fat man sneered without looking back: "He has the experience of being caught in by the police for tea! Well, brother, how could you be so embarrassed by a little girl? You are a man. You are a big man~ How could you be so embarrassed by a woman?"
Lin Xiao opened his mouth and said nothing.
The bald fat man looked back at Lin Xiao, shook his head and sighed, "I drank too much yesterday. I would actually take a man back to his pig's nest with a big man. Well, why would we find a place to talk well? It's not bad. If you go to be a duck, you will definitely become a movie star. How could you fall to this point? Running naked on the street?"
Lin Xiao was silent, he looked at the fat man and said lightly: "I have actually told you my origin."
The answer to Lin Xiao was the boss's middle finger. The bald fat man tilted his eyes and sneered at Lin Xiao: "You really think I'm stupid? I will believe you are a god? Brother~ I call you brother~ Just wake up and wake up! I see you are mentally fine, why do you always think about those things about flying and hiding? Even if I rely on this thing to make a living, I am not poisoned like you?"
Lin Xiao was furiously angry by the bald fat man's strange gaze and contemptuous tone. The evil fire that had just fucked the bottle of wine in the bar hit people came out of his heart again. Lin Xiao sneered, and was about to find something to expose his anger. Suddenly, a group of bare fat drinkers ran over from behind. Behind them, five or six policemen in plain clothes were chasing.
Lin Xiao snorted coldly. He looked at a sycamore tree with a thick waist on the roadside, and suddenly flew up and swept hard towards the big tree.
With a muffled sound, a piece of tree trunk about a foot long was swept into countless wood chips, and the long trunk fell down with the canopy, stopping the plainclothes chasing behind.
A wave of flesh rolled on the bald fat man's body. Lin Xiao looked at him lightly and said coldly: "I am a Taoist practitioner!"
The bald fat man's mouth was wide open. He took a long breath, and then he let out a heavy breath.
"It's just a little hard skill. Do you say you are a practitioner of Taoism?" The bald fat man rolled his eyelids and said in a strange voice: "I really don't believe it. There are any monsters and ghosts in this world! You say you are a practitioner of Taoism, so give me a few spells to see?"
Spell?
The golden elixir was destroyed, and Lin Xiao, who had no real energy, was silent for a while.
The bald fat man became proud. He laughed and greeted several drinkers. The group quickly left the place of right and wrong.
Lin Xiao followed the bald fat man and his group helplessly. He murmured in a low voice: "I am indeed a practitioner of Taoism~~~"
No one paid attention to him.
Several guys who described the weirdness gathered together to discuss something. After a while, the group finally got happy: "It's done. Don't drink anymore, let's sing instead!"
The bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao with a strange look and said in a low voice: "Practice Taoism? Practice you a big watermelon! In life, it is best to enjoy it in time. You are so handsome and handsome, why do you make you so lifeless? Alas, while you are digging your bottom of the sea, you are transforming your character~~~ Meeting is fate, and where is fate~~ I am also "destroying" people tirelessly, right?"
Lin Xiao suddenly shivered gently. A bad premonition emerged in his heart.
"Dang" Lin Xiao walked through the living room of the bald fat man and accidentally kicked an empty yellow wine jar. The wine jar rolled on the ground, making a few dull sounds. On the bed and on the sofa, the few people lying on the sofa did not react at all. Only the middle-aged man called the knife suddenly straightened his upper body from the ground, glanced at Lin Xiao with gray and empty eyes, and then he slowly lay down.
Lin Xiao glanced at the knife in surprise. The man's vigilance reminded Lin Xiao of the wolves in the mountains and forests outside Huichun Valley. His eyes were more cold and hollow than the lone wolf who was driven out of the wolf pack. "A very interesting person!" Lin Xiao gave the attraction to the knife. The aura on his body was similar to those of the murderous demon cultivators in the Taoist world, but he did not have that kind of unsettling evil aura. This situation was impossible to appear in the Taoist world.
Even the bald fat man who claimed to be a pig's head, Lin Xiao developed a lot of curiosity about him. He occasionally became crazy, drank big drinks, ate meat, and cursed the world from time to time. He was really a vulgar man who was hanging around in the world. Lin Xiao had already understood that on earth, it was not only monks who shave their heads. However, the few words that the pig's head occasionally said were like an old monk and Taoist who had lived in seclusion in the deep mountains for a long time. Some of the subtleties of them were needed by Lin Xiao to barely understand them thoroughly.
For example, after returning from a place called a nightclub, these crazy people opened two jars of yellow wine and drank it all. Until everyone got drunk, they found a place to cover their heads and sleep. While drinking, the pighead screamed and said a few words of meaning. Lin Xiao, who was shocked, almost worshiped Zhuhead - he thought that Zhuhead was a master of Taoism who lived in seclusion in the world, and a true moral person.
For example, when Pig Head was drunk, he shouted loudly: "The Tao can be said, the Tao can be said, the name can be called. The name can be called. The name can be called."
It is also like: "Natural nature. human beings; human hearts are opportunities; establishing the way of heaven to determine people."
Such exquisite words and sentences are truly every word. Lin Xiao recited it silently afterwards, and only felt the fragrance of his mouth. It was really the general outline of practice, and the mystery of heaven and earth was included. Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man and looked at him almost worshipfully. Master, this must be a master! Although the fat man deliberately acted very vulgar, very humble, and shameless, just by being able to say these words, Lin Xiao felt that he must be a master! He was just a master who played in the world and deliberately rolled in the world!
Looking at the bald head lying on the bed in a large shape, Lin Xiao couldn't help but sigh: "A master is an expert. Even if he plays in the world, this kind of open and honest spirit is very good!" The 'cuckoo' sound came, and the fat man suddenly farted a few times, and a stinking smell suddenly surged into the sky in the room. Lin Xiao looked at the fat man in horror, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, shook his head. He began to have a little doubt about the fat man's identity - the body of a practitioner of Taoism is clean and free of impurities, but how could he do the fart?
After thinking for a while, Lin Xiao reluctantly convinced himself: This pig-headed master is really unfathomable, and every word and action reveals a mysterious aura, which is really not something Lin Xiao can guess today. He sighed and admired the moralist in his heart. Lin Xiao quietly walked to the balcony, looked at the lights far and near, calmed down, and wandered a ray of mind in the purple palace. His body was relaxed and relaxed naturally. His body was like a feather, which had already drifted into the air with the night wind.
In the darkness, Daozi opened his eyes. He looked at Lin Xiao in surprise, lowered his head and pondered for a moment. He shook his head, turned his body and fell asleep. At that moment, Daozi could not feel Lin Xiao's existence at all, as if there was no such person in the room. Daozi was a little surprised by the weirdness Lin Xiao showed, but when he thought of the amazing scene where he swept a big tree with one leg, Daozi felt that all this was taken for granted.
As time goes by, Lin Xiao's hands change the seal technique, and the blood and qi flow in his body slowly warm the big acupoints around his body. Heavy flows are born from the big acupoints, and the slightest air flow passes through the meridians. The five elements qi corresponding to the five internal organs are swelling. Half of Lin Xiao's body becomes hot, while half of his body is yin and cold, and a trace of water and fire is slowly born from his body and gradually gathers in the dantian. A few purple and thin black air flows are added out of thin air in the empty dantian, compared with the extremely empty dantian. This new true qi is like a piece of sand in the Milky Way, so small that it almost does not exist.
The turbid spiritual energy from the outside continued to pour into Lin Xiao's body. Lin Xiao was almost fainted by the strange smell of the spiritual energy. His body twitched in waves, his stomach churned, and almost spit out again. He forced himself to calm his mind. Lin Xiao gritted his teeth tightly, allowing the weak spiritual energy filled with impurities and harmful energy to slowly pour into his body. He was gradually absorbed by the body and converted into thin true energy, which merged into the dantian. Lin Xiao had an illusion. Every time he transformed a trace of true energy, it seemed like swallowing a pound of arsenic, and he felt indescribable to the whole body. There seemed to be a stench in the seven orifices. Lin Xiao felt that he was practicing in a toilet cesspool!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Lin Xiao never thought that there would be a planet who could destroy the environment of this planet so thoroughly. Is it the spiritual energy of heaven and earth that is sucked into the body? This is poisonous gas! Lin Xiao felt that even some elixirs refined by the Daluo Dandao were better than the "Heaven and Earth Spiritual Energy" on the earth. At least after taking the elixirs from the Daluo Dandao, people would die all the time; the spiritual energy here is, but people cannot survive, and they always struggle on the line of life and death.
"Maybe, there will be no monks on this planet, right? If they can, their perseverance would be too terrible! This is called the Earth and Earth planet, which should be the Jedi in the Taoist world!"
The divine thoughts floated in the sea of consciousness. Lin Xiao was thinking endlessly.
The moon gradually rose to the middle sky. At midnight, a wisp of the yin essence overflowed from the sky. Lin Xiao activated the magic trick from the Xuanwu treasure trophy and sucked into the sky from afar. The wisp of essence floated into a hazy green light and injected into Lin Xiao's mouth. The essence entered his mouth, but Lin Xiao did not feel the whole body happily when he absorbed the yin essence in the cultivation world. A stream of seemingly infiltrated into each cell, dyeing each cell with a layer of black and strange smell poured into the essence.
Lin Xiao's body. Lin Xiao opened his mouth, like a fish leaving the water, and every muscle in his body was twitching wildly. His body was slowly transforming the essence into his own true energy cultivation, but the toxic energy and strong stench contained in the essence almost made Lin Xiao faint. There were black videos in front of Lin Xiao, and the stars were flashing randomly. The reason why he didn't faint was that the strange smell in this strand of essence was too heavy, which stimulated Lin Xiao's mind to be extremely clear and could not faint at all.
"Haha! Brother, I'm so excited when I was cramping on the balcony in the middle of the night?"
A guy who was sleeping in a daze with a wisp of saliva in his mouth walked to the balcony, took off his shorts, took out his little monk and sprayed a waterfall downstairs. The guy was sleeping in a daze. While he was slacking off, he breathed deeply and muttered intoxication: "Ah, what a beautiful moonlight; Ah, what a good weather; Ah, how beautiful life; Ah, how fresh the air! Ah, this air is so good! The greening of this community is really good!"
The little monk shook hard, and the bald guy also had a bald guy smiled dazedly at Lin Xiao, who was twitching all over. He turned around like a zombie, walked into the room, and fell to the ground with a "bang". In just a moment, the guy made a loud snoring sound. The snoring sound was rising and falling, like a master craftsman playing a flute, which could float dozens of feet away with the night wind.
Lin Xiao looked at the man numbly, and was speechless for a while. This kind of air that made Lin Xiao feel so painful that he actually called it a fresh air?
Chapter completed!