Chapter 100 Human World

Lin Xiao looked at the fat man blankly. The fat man looked at Lin Xiao with drunken eyes and exclaimed: "Brother, your hair is really good. Tsk tsk, your body is smooth and smooth, why do you look like a big girl? Well, tell me how much income can you get when you run naked like this and play performance art once?"

Lin Xiao continued to look at the fat man blankly. The fat man muttered these words, but Lin Xiao could not understand a single word.

A strong wind blew from the river, and the dark clouds in the sky gradually dissipated, revealing a bright moon. The blue and white moonlight sprinkled. In the woods that were washed clean by a sudden rain just now, branches and leaves seemed to be glowing, and a layer of extremely light halo was covering the branches and leaves. Lin Xiao looked up at the moon sky, and the strong wind was pushing the dark clouds away. A line of dark clouds retreated to the sky like a galloping horse. On the avenue not far away, people were clamoring again. Several ships in the middle of the river slowly sailed past, and the sound of thick whistles sounded, shattering the reflection of the bright moon in the middle of the river and shattering into the ripples of the river.

He sighed to the sky, Lin Xiao stood up, and instinctively reached out and touched his fingers. The storage ring on his fingers had been shattered, and there was only a faint mark on his fingers. Lin Xiao was stunned. He wanted to take out a Taoist robe to cover his body, lowered his head and looked at his fingers at a helpless look. The wind blew by the wind, and Lin Xiao suddenly felt that the wind was very cold and very cold. Lin Xiao turned his head and looked at the bald fat man with a blushing face. The bald fat man poured the last bit of wine from the bottle into his mouth, and looked at Lin Xiaole happily and said, "Brother, what's wrong? Tsk tsk, why do you always touch your fingers? What's wrong? The wedding ring was lost? Oh, congratulations, congratulations, will your wife ask you to kneel on the motherboard when she goes back, or will it be a CPU?"

Lin Xiao shook his head foolishly. He formed a seal with his right hand and waited for the Yuntuan to fly away.

The body was empty, and there was no real energy at all. The outside world was dirty and the thin spiritual energy was not in control. A little bit of extremely light water vapor flashed under Lin Xiao's feet, and it simply disappeared invisible. Lin Xiao was stunned. He stomped his feet hard on the ground and shouted loudly: "Escape!" Lin Xiao, who wanted to use earth escape to escape from the embarrassing situation, stomped out a small earth pit on the ground with a naked body. He was still standing in front of the bald fat man with a strange face.

"What's the God!" The bald fat man patted his head and shook his head and sighed: "Brother, are you confused when reading novels? He stomped his feet with his fingers raised, "Escape" and "Escape". How do you think you are a Tu Xingsun? Come on, meeting is fate. I rarely do a good thing for Pig Head. Um. Find you some clothes to wear!" The fat man burped and patted his round belly. The white waves rolled around his belly. He swayed and turned to the exit of the woods, and waved his hand as he walked: "Brother. Squat there honestly, don't show up. There are beautiful little girls everywhere here. You swayed that thing and walked everywhere. Be careful that the police uncle was invited to have tea!"

Lin Xiao still didn't understand the fat man's words, but at least he understood one sentence: there are beautiful little girls everywhere here!

Lin Shan taught Lin Xiao a lesson with various ethical principles since childhood, so that Lin Xiao developed a little pedantic temper. There were many girls nearby - Lin Xiao himself heard it. Not far away, there were many voices of many women chattering. Lin Xiao honestly held his head with his hands and squatted in the bushes under a flower tree. Lin Xiao looked at the fat man pitifully, hoping that he could come back with some clothes as soon as possible. The cool breeze crawled under Lin Xiao's land, and Lin Xiao unnaturally closed his legs. He sighed to the sky with great resentment.

"God~ What's going on? Where is this?" Lin Xiao took a deep breath again, and there was still no reaction in the empty dantian. He used Xuanwu Baozi's mental method to extract the spiritual energy from the outside world. The turbid, spiritual energy with indescribable smell poured into Lin Xiao's body. Lin Xiao's body was completely clean and only a piece of pure flesh and blood suddenly spasmed, like a loach caught from the water. Lin Xiao's body twitched violently. He opened his mouth and retching. A trace of clear water spurted out from his mouth with white foam. Lin Xiao never knew that there would be such a "magical" spiritual energy in the world - almost smothering a Jindan stage cultivator to death!

"Pig. Pig, I'm a pig head~ Aowu, aowu!" Accompanied by the strange singing, the bald fat man carried a pair of shorts in his left hand and waved a t-shirt in his right hand. A pair of plastic slippers hung on his belt, and walked back to the woods. Across the distance, the fat man threw his clothes towards Lin Xiao. He smiled and shouted: "Brother, fortunately there is a shopping mall next to him, otherwise, you have to wait for a while on the pp! Well, I don't know what size you are, so I didn't buy you a small net, so you just put it on!"

Lin Xiao carried the colorful beach pants and the big red and green Hawaiian-style t-shirt, and then looked at the weird flip-flops. He asked in shock: "Can this dress be worn?"

The fat man flipped his eyes and said angrily, "Why can't I wear it? Look, isn't I wearing a good dress? But I just wear a pair of small inner clothes than you!" The fat man simply took off his shorts, revealing a pair of boxers with several big holes on it. The river wind blew, and the wide trousers swayed in the night wind, which made the fat man have a bit of a kind of charm. Lin Xiao's body trembled for a moment, and he thought about it for a while. In the mind that having a piece of cloth wrapped around his body's vitals was better than nude, Lin Xiao treated the fat man's dress and dressed up a set of shorts and shortsleeves and slippers neatly.

"Be good, the bargain that someone cleared the stock, the three items cost me 28.50 cents together. How can I feel like this different when I wear them on him? Is he too handsome or I am too ugly to be a pig head?" The bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao who was dressed neatly. A ray of angry light appeared in his small eyes - this is jealousy, this is anger, this is resentment - "God, why can't you make me handsome?" The fat man suddenly shouted to the sky, but almost scared Lin Xiao to jump up.

It has to be said that once this cheap product of clearing and price reduction is reached, it will have a bit of different charm. The tall and handsome Lin Xiao put on this casual clothes, but she wore the temperament of a high-end suit. His hair spread out. His long black and shiny hair hung straight to his waist. The river breeze blew, and the long hair flew, and the hair brushed across Lin Xiao's handsome face, giving people a great visual impact - this is a perfect statue of gods from the master, not a living person.

The fat man looked at Lin Xiao for a while, and suddenly sighed to the sky: "If my book can be made into a movie, you are the best candidate for the protagonist! Well. However, you are so handsome and handsome. If you don't add some color to the plot, you will be sorry for your good skin!" Shaking his head, the fat man snapped his fingers and shouted: "Brother, if there is no one to drink with me today, why are we going to get together for a table? Meeting is fate. I don't think you are a bad person, and you don't seem to be a fool, why are you running around naked?"

A few minutes later, Lin Xiao and the fat man were already sitting at a dining table by the river, looking at the brightly lit night view across the river. Looking at the cruise ships shuttled through the middle of the river, drinking mellow dark beer, and eating exotic sauerkraut sausages. The bald fat man was filling his beer with a big mouthful of beer, and incoherently verbally. Lin Xiao looked at the surrounding scenery with expressionless expressions, thinking carefully how he got here. Lin Xiao didn't want to touch the beer and sausages at all. The ingredients in the making of these wines were mixed with strange impurities that Lin Xiao could not bear. However, he smelled that smell from afar, and Lin Xiao almost vomited it out.

Seeing that the bald fat man killed Sanzao in a short time with relish, swallowed two plates of sausages and a fried pig's trotter into his stomach without changing his color, Lin Xiao couldn't help but nodded - this guy's appetite was really worthy of his body.

The fragrance blew by. Several girls wearing small suspenders and vests and small hot pants wrapped in pp eggs were laughing and walking past the table. Lin Xiao looked at the nose and the heart, and pressed his hands on his knees in a regular manner, not daring to see the large pieces of naked fair skin on the girls. The bald fat man patted Lin Xiao's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "Brother, look, that girl wearing blue suspenders, that pp is so exciting, swaying, tsk. This white and gratifying ~"

Lin Xiao opened his eyes and said to the bald fat man very seriously: "This fellow Taoist, don't look at the so-called "inappropriateness". Do you even know the principle of this saint?" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man and felt a little dissatisfied: This bald fellow Taoist thought he was a Buddhist monk. Although he had no precepts on his head and had violated countless precepts by eating meat and drinking, he was a man of a kind nature in ancient ways. However, even if a Buddhist monk did not carry a precepts, eating meat and drinking, he could violate these precepts, but one precept of lust is absolutely not touched.

Shaking his head gently, Lin Xiaoyu persuaded the bald fat man earnestly: "Fellow Taoist, although your cultivation is low~" Lin Xiao once again tried his best to look at the bald fat man - yes, there was no cultivation at all, but he was a bald. In Lin Xiao's cognition, only Buddhist practices in Buddhism would be bald. This bald fat man had no cultivation at all, perhaps it was related to the poor quality of the spiritual energy in this world? Lin Xiao sighed: "But, after all, fellow Taoist is a Buddhist, so it's fine to eat meat and drink alcohol. This lust precept must not be violated. If you break the body of pure yang, it will be a great obstacle for fellow Taoist to practice in the future."

Holding a piece of pork skin that was fried crispy and crisp in his mouth, the bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao blankly. Suddenly, a hysterical burst of hilarious hilariousness spurted out of the fat man's oily mouth, and then it was sprayed out, with a large mouthful of beer and pork crumbs. The beer choked into the pig's throat. The pig's head laughed and coughed violently. His chubby white skin quickly turned red, and his already red lips were even more purple. The fat man slapped his thighs hard, but accidentally used too much force, and the slap made a crisp sound on his thighs. The fat man was so painful that he let out a sharp howl, and his face twisted in pain.

There are several bars and restaurants on this riverside avenue, and more than a hundred dining tables are scattered in the open air. The fat man's hysterical hilarious hilariousness made the surrounding tourists look at him. In front of everyone, Lin Xiao's face quickly became purple and swollen, and the smooth plastic bench also seemed to have sharp barbs. Lin Xiao's pp was grinding on the bench, and his head slowly lowered. His head was almost buried between his legs.

The fat man smiled for a while, then he leaned comfortably on the chair, slapped his fat belly with his hands, splashing layers of white flesh waves, and said happily: "Brother, you have been poisoned by the novel! Are bald people necessarily monks? Are makeup people necessarily women? Are women ml people necessarily men? Nowadays, men can wear bras to pretend to be women when they have breasts! Women can flatten their breasts and pretend to be men in suits! Tsk tsk. Do I look like monks?"

The fat man patted his bald head, touched his cheek flesh that was about to droop under his neck, and pulled the huge earlobes under his ears. The fat man grinned and showed a smug smile: "However, I have a brother who said that if I find a lotus platform to sit, I can pretend to be Xiao Xitian's yellow-browed old Buddha!"

"Huangmei Laofu?" Lin Xiao was stunned. He looked around carefully and found that the attention of the tourists around him was no longer on him. Then he raised his head and asked curiously: "Who is Huangmei Laofu? I wonder what level of cultivation he has reached?"

"Uh?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, and laughed happily again. He picked up the beer glass the size of a human head. He drank the little beer in the glass in one go, then snapped his fingers and attracted a dark-skinned clerk, stretched out his right palm, and gestured out three fat and thick fingers. He said carelessly: "This, come on three more!"

The clerk smiled, took away the empty wine glasses on the table, and soon brought three beer.

The fat man picked up a glass of beer, drank half of the glass in one greedy breath, then he burped and looked at Lin Xiaole with his eyes wandering, "Huangmei Laofu, that's an amazing master! Who is the master who sat down in the Western Buddhist world? Anyway, he is an amazing master! He has a congenital human race bag and a golden bowl. He can catch people the most!" The fat man murmured and boasted to Lin Xiao about the plot of Huangmei Laofu in "Journey to the West".

Lin Xiao was fooled by the fat man. With the fat man's story, Lin Xiao kept sighing: "So that's it, so that's it. The yellow-browed Old Buddha is powerful. Can fellow Taoist introduce Lin Xiao?" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man anxiously, hoping that the fat man could introduce several masters in the Taoist world for him. He could ask clearly where the "earth" is located and how he could return to the black flora star.

Lin Xiao was not worried about Ao Xue and the others' safety. He thought. He was just in the Golden Pill stage and could inexplicably escape from the Forbidden Immortal Array. Ao Xue and Shen Xiaobai's cultivation level was countless times higher than him. Can't he deal with a small Forbidden Immortal Array?

Lin Xiao is now having a headache, just how to go back to black flora star.

There is no information about the "earth" in the information left to him by the Lord of the Fallen Realm. This planet should be extremely remote. Those who are so powerful as the Lord of the Fallen Realm do not know its existence. Lin Xiao also became smarter with a rare opportunity. He knew that to find a way to leave here, the most direct and best way is to find the monks on this planet!

The fat man's mind was already burned by alcohol. He hummed a few times, waved his two thick arms randomly, and agreed loudly: "Zhong~ Pig Head, I will take you to see a few of my brothers tomorrow~ Uh, this~ isn't it just a yellow-browed old Buddha? Uh, what do you want to listen to? What are the gods who create the world, the great immortals who divide the rivers and the seas, the monks who pick yin and replenish yang, the Taoist who practices both Yin and Yang, uh, all~ Uh, big wholesale, guarantee you are satisfied! Hehe, hehe, hehehehehehe!"

The fat man had drunk too much, but he still sat upright in front of Lin Xiao, but his eyes had lost their focus. He smiled at Lin Xiao in a daze and said, "I guarantee you are satisfied! Hehe! Brother, come to this place tomorrow to find me. Haha, I will introduce you to a few of my friends!"
Chapter completed!