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Chapter 398: The Fourth Wall

"I hate it! It's all because Mr. Wade was not aware of people and underestimated the sinisterness in his heart."

Speaking of this, Wade immediately turned into a remorseful look: "Uncle Wade kindly let them go, and the two bastards actually revenge their grudges. When Uncle Wade was careless, he chopped off Uncle Wade's head with one claw.

You know, we are a life-long friendship! I know the position of every body hair on that bastard. I didn’t expect that the other party would actually not recognize anyone when he put on his clothes."

"Did you see a scar on my neck? It's still aching now!"

After taking off his collar, Wade pointed to the black-filled skin on it, and said with an exaggerated expression: "I heard that the old dog joined the Avengers some time ago. I must find him to calculate the accounts carefully next time I see it, if there is another time."

With a look of disgust, Cyber ​​couldn't help but complain: "Wade, how long has it been since you took a shower? I only saw a thick layer of cell metabolites from your neck without any scars."

"It's right not to see it!"

With a sudden clapping of hands, Wade looked at it for granted: "If it weren't for this, how could those two bastards have thought that even if they cut off the head of Mr. Wade as a ball and kicked it, they still failed to successfully kill Mr. Wade!

After putting his head back on his neck and relying on his ability to heal himself, and the controller installed on the back of his neck was also destroyed by the dog, Mr. Wade regained his freedom."

"Is this why you disappeared for more than ten years until my father died of cancer and didn't come back to attend his funeral?"

The first time I heard my unreliable cousin mention the past, Wilson felt a little more understanding, but he was still a little resentful.

"Didn't you compensate you later? I paid for the money you went to high school and college!"

After yelling at his nephew, Wade patiently explained: "After the head was picked up, Mr. Wade's mind was still messy, as if he was stuffed in by ten big men with dicks. In the end, he could only escape from the military base in a daze and ran to the deep mountains and forests to chat with Jingjing for a few years."

"Until one day later, I suddenly felt a white light flash in front of me, and my mind became clear after a moment of 'Duang'."

After making a simulated explosion gesture, Wade showed regret: "It's a pity that those nearly 100 superpowers that can make Uncle Wade transform into the star of justice and maintain world peace also disappeared, and Uncle Wade also became a mercenary Wade."

"How is that..."

Nodded, Cyber ​​remained silent and expressed no opinion.

After Stryker forcibly fused nearly a hundred mutational genes, Wade's body might have had problems at that time. However, with his strong self-healing ability, he forcibly maintained the battlefield of physical functions. The only sequelae that showed was that he was hit by the "Aura of Wisdom Reduction" and could not think independently.

The day when Wade was awake was probably the day when the previous Wanda went wild and said, "There are no more mutants in the world", which caused the mutant abilities of more than 99% of the world's mutants to disappear.

The other party's artificial mutant ability should have also been affected by that great power and was erased from the root.

However, Cyber ​​did not tell Wade about this truth about this bullshit plaster.

What if the other party depends on the little witch after learning the truth and asks the other party to be responsible?

Cyber ​​believes that with this guy being ashamed of being ashamed, his face is already harder than Edman Alloy, he can definitely be a scoundrel who is ganging up with the little witch, asking the other party to compensate him for his losses, or using this as a threat to ask for his own help, he has to have a genetic collapse in his body.

If the little witch is really stuck by this dog skin plaster and accidentally gets it wrong, he will have no place to cry.

"I have finished the story as required. Can you help me treat my illness?"

After waiting for a while, but still not seeing the other party speak, Wade felt a sense of badness in his heart and tentatively said: "I am only 18 years and 422 months old this year, and I am the best youth in my life, and I don't want to die."

"Hey~ I've said it's beyond help, wait for death."

He laughed inexplicably, and Cyber ​​spread his hands, saying that he could not help.

"Then why did you ask me to say so much?"

Upon hearing this, Wade was confused.

Finally I realized the embarrassment of not being able to keep up with other people's thinking.

Cyber ​​said the truth: "I'm just purely curious and want to hear your story."

Although I have watched "Deadpool" and "Deadpool 2" in my previous life and have a certain understanding of this Marvel No. 1 bitch, in this world with MCU as the main body, do you know if the other party is different from the Deadpool you know?

Be safe, be careful.

"Waterjafak! Boss, you're really not kidding?"

Even though his heart had sunk to the bottom, Wade still made his final attempt.

Take out a stained bank card from my pocket and slapped it hard on the scanner beside me, thrusting into the sky: "This is all my savings, a total of 150,000 US dollars!

As long as I cure my illness, these are all yours!”

In his worldview, there is no matter in the world that there is no negotiation, only the problem of money not being in place.

"Fifteen thousand? You wait."

Cyber ​​raised his eyebrows and glanced at the bank card with an unknown object on the surface, swearing to send away this bastard Wade, he must let Wilson disinfect the lab inside and out for his cousin and clean it three times!

Immediately, he stretched out his palms and slowly slapped the confused eyes of the people around him.

‘Pa~’’ ‘Pa~’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

After five shots in a row, Cyber ​​stopped moving.

Wade asked the other two people in the field a question: "What do you mean by kid?"

With his arms crossed and hugged him in front of his chest, Cyber ​​smiled slightly: "Okay, the 150,000 US dollars has been obtained."

Wade:o(?Д?)っ!

He knew that the other party was very rich, but he didn't expect that the other party was so rich!

It took only five seconds to earn his ten years of savings, this damn world!

He roared in his heart, Wade turned his back faster than flirting with books, and no longer had the flattery before: "It's really no negotiation, little devil?"

"Don't I understand enough?"

Cyber ​​waved his hand at Wilson and signaled, "I don't like to repeat the same words for the third time, Wilson, give away the guests."

"yes!"

Immediately after receiving the order, two members of the Alpha team guarding the gate also walked in and prepared to escort Wade away with the captain.

"snort!"

With a cold snorted, Wade shook his head and left.

"You might be able to try your luck at the mercenary bar you often go to, and maybe you can encounter a miracle."

When the other party reached the door, Cyber ​​seemed to suddenly remember something and reminded: "If the genetic collapse is cured, remember to sell me the treatment method and I will pay 15 million US dollars."

When the other party's back completely disappeared and only Alita was left in the laboratory, Cyber's eyes gradually became deeper and he murmured softly: "Is the fourth wall..."

With Cyber's ability, although it takes some effort, the problem of genetic collapse is not a problem for him.

The reason why he didn't help Wade solve this problem was because he was worried about affecting the birth of the guy who had the ability to break the fourth wall.

After all, he was jealous of the ability to break the fourth wall.

If he can obtain this ability, he may not have been able to become the Marvel version of the "Supreme Little Superman" (Note 1), with one more choice.

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Note 1: The Supreme Little Superman comes from Earth-Prime, where Superman and other superheroes in the comics are fictional characters.

He is the strongest among all the normal supermans and the most famous naughty child in DC Comics.

In the latest major event "Death Metal", a punch hit the multi-level culmination and even a half-step all-round level.
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