032 [Who is the madman]
Outside Lichi Grand Theater---
The originally noisy sound stumbled for a while.
Hu Yaotai pricked up his ears and listened to the sound coming from the theater, then turned his head to say to his father, Dad Hu, "Old man, have you heard it? It seemed like he was singing a pop song inside just now?!"
Mr. Hu was busy squeezing sugarcane juice to make money, so he ignored these chores and said casually: "I am old and my ears are a little deaf. I haven't heard clearly whether I have sings or not. But I know that if you and I don't make money well, I will have no food, and my stomach will be roaring at that time!"
Hu Yaotai curled his lips, "So I said you are unpromising. At such an old age, you only know how to make money and don't care about current affairs."
"What do I care about? It can't be eaten as a meal!" Mr. Hu gave his son a blank look, "Besides, this is a theater, where can I sing popular songs? It's not a dance hall!"
"I really heard it!" Hu Yaotai was dissatisfied and put his hands on his ears again. After listening carefully, he lost his voice.
At this time, the roadside noise sounded again.
Those passers-by, hawkers, and miscellaneous people all thought they heard it wrong just now. Yes, this is a large theater, so where can anyone sing songs?
Hu Yaotai let out a "pah" and spitted on the ground. He turned around and was about to help his father work, but he saw an old beggar in ragged clothes and disheveled face giggling at him.
Hu Yaotai was in a bad mood and asked him: "Why are you laughing at?"
"I didn't laugh, you read it wrong." The beggar's hair was gray and entangled, wearing a pair of ragged glasses, holding a wrinkled piece of paper tightly in his hand, and baring his teeth.
"I can't read it wrong. You were just laughing!" Hu Yaotai pointed at the beggar's nose.
"Oh, then I'll laugh!" The beggar rubbed a handful of old gray, then bounced his fingernail and said indifferently.
Hu Yaotai was angry, "Then what are you laughing at?" The topic came back.
"What are you laughing at? Oh, you heard it just now?"
"What did you hear?"
The beggar pointed to the theater and said mysteriously: "There is no opera inside, is it singing, right?"
Hu Yaotai thought he had found a "heartfelt soulmate", so he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes! I heard it! The old man thought I was stupid!"
"Hehe, you are not stupid, you are just stupid!"
"Hey, why are you beggar scolding me?" Hu Yaotai rolled up his sleeves and became a little angry.
The beggar was not afraid, and pointed to the theater and said, "You are a fool, and the people there are also fools!" Then he pointed to the people around him and said, "You are all fools!"
Hu Yaotai was happy again, "We are all stupid guys, so what are you?"
"I'm a madman!" The beggar pointed at his nose silly, "They all said I'm crazy! Actually, I'll tell you a secret---" and then approached Hu Yaotai.
Hu Yaotai felt a sour smell coming, and flashed in disgust.
The beggar said to him: "The secret is---in fact, I'm not crazy. I have a baby. I'm secretly selling my baby..."
When Hu Yaotai heard that the beggar had a treasure, he became energetic, "What baby, can you show me?"
"No! You are a bad person, so you can't show it to you!" The beggar became nervous.
The more he did this, the more curious Hu Yaotai became. He thought that this beggar really had something, and he deserved to be rich by Mr. Hu.
So he begged the beggar and said, "Let me see, I am a good person, really a good person!"
"I don't believe it!"
"You don't believe it? Then how do you believe me?"
The beggar licked his lips, pointed to the sugar cane juice, and said, "Let me taste that thing."
Without saying a word, Hu Yaotai poured a cup and handed it over, "Give it to you!"
The beggar took it over and drank it all in one breath, then he slapped his mouth comfortably, touched his belly and said, "It tastes good, it doesn't matter how full it is."
Hu Yaotai rolled his eyes: "This is sugarcane juice, not sago dew, only thin but not thick!"
The beggar smiled, "But it tastes good, you are a good person."
"Since I am a good person, then you can show off your baby!" Hu Yaotai was energetic.
When the beggar heard this, he looked around mysteriously, then handed the white paper he was holding tightly to Hu Yaotai and said, "I will only show you. This is our ancestral treasure, called "Snow Mountain White Phoenix"!"
Hu Yaotai became even more excited when he heard this, "Is it a painting?" He hurriedly took it over and watched it carefully, and then---
Hu Yaotai was stunned.
That is a piece of white paper, looking over and over, there is nothing, it is a piece of white paper!
Where are the snow-capped mountains?
Where is the White Phoenix?!
"Pick, are you playing tricks on me? Use a piece of white paper to fool me? And the sugarcane juice you just drank, spit it out for me, hurry up!" Hu Yaotai shouted angrily at the beggar.
At this time---
Dad Hu scolded his son, "I said you are stupid, you don't believe it--This beggar is a famous idiot in this area. He likes to wander around this theater, cheating on food and drink. What are you scheming with him?!"
Hu Yaotai was speechless. After a long time of work, he was having fun with a crazy guy.
Unexpectedly, the beggar said, "I'm not a madman, I'm not a mad at all--I'm very famous and knows how to write lyrics and compose music..."
But Hu Yaotai was too lazy to pay attention to him anymore, so he picked up a cut sugarcane head and threw it at the beggar, "Get out!"
As soon as the beggar hides, he throws the sugarcane head to the ground. He bent down and picks it up, without thinking it is dirty. He chews it with his mouth, and said vaguely: "Don't throw away such good things, you are the ejaculation!"
Hu Yaotai wanted to get angry, but heard a voice saying, "Atai, do you want to eat wonton noodles?"
Hu Yaotai turned his head and saw Su Dingxian holding three bowls of wontons in his hand, looking at him with a smile.
...
Looking at Su Dingxian standing in front of him---
Hu Yaotai was immediately happy.
Mr. Hu also looked happy. You must know that Su Dingxian was a big helper. If Su Dingxian hadn't suggested that he switch to sugarcane juice to sell last time, his business wouldn't have become so good.
Therefore, when I saw Su Dingxian, Dad Hu praised him, "Axian, why are you? You are so stupid! Look, I have made this juicer and the business is very good!"
Su Dingxian had long seen the simple juicer, which was similar to the one in his previous life, so Su Dingxian gave Dad Hu a thumbs up and said, "Uncle, you are sharp, I just mentioned it and you made it!"
Dad Hu looked proud.
Originally, he just listened to Su Dingxian's words for this thing, and he did all the work such as welding, and the effect was very good after it was made.
It’s because everyone likes to be praised no matter how old they are.
Unfortunately, Hu Yaotai is not born to be a good person. It is harder to hear the word "like" from his mouth than to kill him.
Dad Hu didn't expect his son to praise him a few words, but now Su Dingxian praised him for being "sharp", and immediately he was so happy that Dad Hu couldn't stop talking, and didn't even know where to put his hands. He kept saying, "Axian has been awarded! Axian has been awarded!"
Hu Yaotai couldn't stand it, "What's the best award but the best award? You don't study, but you still learn to be literate! Ah Xian just praised you casually, and he will be beautiful!"
Mr. Hu was in a state of excitement, and his son threw cold water on him. He immediately gave him a blank look, which meant, shut up, boy.
Of course Hu Yaotai would not shut up and no longer paid attention to Mr. Hu, who he thought was shameless, turned around and said to Su Dingxian with a smile: "Axian, to be honest, I saw you enter the theater just now! But the old man said I was confused. The facts proved that the old man was presbyopia!"
Dad Hu was about to argue with the Scared Sword again, so Su Dingxian put down the wonton in his hand and distributed it to Dad Hu and Hu Yaotai. They had been squeezing sugarcane juice for so long, but how could they buy food? Now that they were already hungry, their stomachs were roaring. With wonton noodles, they could at least make their stomachs.
Hu Yaotai stuffed seven or eight wontons into his mouth in one breath, and then asked Su Dingxian again: "Axian, you haven't said that yet. Did you go in to watch the show just now?"
Su Dingxian smiled and briefly said that he was invited to watch the show, but just concealed what happened in the theater.
When Hu Yaotai heard that he was watching free dramas, he couldn't help but envy him, saying that he didn't have such good luck and no noble person to invite him to watch the dramas. He still doesn't know what this theater looks like.
Before Hu Yaotai finished speaking, the beggar who was picking up sugarcane heads and gnawing sugarcane said, "You are so stupid, I don't even know what it looks like!"
Hu Yaotai snorted: "Why, I don't know, would you, beggar, know?"
"Of course I know!" The beggar spit out sugarcane bagasse from his mouth, but his eyes looked at the last bowl of wonton noodles in Su Dingxian's hand, and then touched his stomach pitifully and said, "I'm hungry, I'm hungry!"
Su Dingxian smiled and handed over the wonton noodles he had originally wanted to eat and said, "Give it to you!"
"Axian, don't give it to him, he is a liar!" Hu Yaotai said hurriedly.
Unfortunately, it's still one step late---
The beggar had already snatched the bowl of wontons, then spitted two spits into it, then held it to Hu Yaotai with innocent expressions and said, "Hey, do you still want it now?"
Chapter completed!