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Chapter 69? SpongeBob SquarePants

"Think about it? Xia Xia, what are you thinking about? Yi Yi has been starved by Xia Xia. Xia Xia has not made breakfast meals for Yi Yi today, but it is really a bad Xia Xia."

Literature and art soon came out of the guest room where Lou Shang was located.

The time the cultural ambassador stayed in Master Lou Shang's room was much shorter than what the fifth summer expected.

In this case, it is probably because Wenyi is really hungry.

If you still have the strength to walk, you will definitely think of having an idol plot like feeding the master to drink porridge with your own hands.

In the fifth summer, I used a Spanish ham slice knife, and from a piece of ham that was as thin as a cicada's wing, stuffed it directly into the mouth that was muttering constantly.

Then, literature and art became quiet in an instant.

No one who loves meat can resist the temptation of little Jose ham.

If you haven't learned about the deliciousness of ham, it must be because you haven't eaten the freshly cut little Jose.

100% purebred, at least 48 months old, growing up with oak fruit, and stocking in an environment that makes the pig feel happy.

Japanese Wagyu beefs who grew up listening to music may not be treated as good as those of Jose’s purebred pigs.

Talent is sometimes so strange.

For example, knife skills.

Slicing hams easily in the fifth summer is actually a very difficult skill.

In Spain, cutting ham has become a professional subject that can only be done after five years of college.

There are only two chances to get a certificate during this period.

Once the certificate is obtained, it will be a starting salary of 4,500 euros. With various benefits, the company spends at least 8,000 euros every month on a "ham slicer".

Professional ham slicers are so expensive that they are far beyond the acceptance range of ordinary ham companies and small restaurants, so that more and more Spanish hams are cut by machines.

Even if the machine can cut out standard and unified ham slices, it lacks the purely handmade aura, and it is impossible to slice them with the different textures of each ham.

This is like the wine review that Lou Shang is good at.

Although machines can accurately analyze the ingredients of wine, machines have never had a soul.

"Ah Xia Xia, have you done something that is so sorry for Yi Yi? Only overnight, did your attitude change by 180 degrees? Xia Xia firmly refused, but it has never changed." Wen Yi recovered from the deliciousness of Xiao Jose, who cut the fifth summer, and began to feel that today's fifth summer is a little different from usual.

"No." Wu Xia's answer has always been a bit like a cookie, dry and crisp.

"Ah Xia Xia, can Yiyi discuss something with you? Can Xia Xia talk to Yiyi at least three words in the future?"

"OK."

"Oh, Xia Xia is surprisingly easy to talk today? Did something good happened that is invisible to people?" Wen Yi always likes to "title" the fifth Xia.

"No." Wu Xia quickly learned the "secret recipe" of upgrading from the two-character formula to the three-character formula.

"Ah Xia Xia, please say a few more words quickly. Xia Xia's words today are really amazing and so cute." Wen Yi made a victory gesture to Wen Xue, as if she had really accomplished something earth-shaking.

"What do you say?" The three-character formula is unbiased and firmly implemented.

Wu Xia's serious expression inquired inexplicably hit the literary and artistic laugh point.

The little girl was so angry that she was so angry that she almost fell to the ground with a smile.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Wen Xue quickly reached out and helped his sister up: "Is it that funny?"

Literature expresses helplessness in the funny points of literature and art.

"Isn't Jiang Zi funny? Have you ever seen the fifth summer who is as obedient as SpongeBob?"

"Is SpongeBob obedient?" Literature is a bit unacceptable to literary jokes.

"Is SpongeBob disobedient? Where is the little bird Yu Hinaki and Shinnosuke Harano?" Wen Yi instantly reported two Japanese anime characters.

"Who is Yuhiko Yu? Isn't Shinnosuke the Crayon Shin-shi? He should be one of the most disobedient children, right?"

During the five years since the two siblings separated, literature and art have lived in the world of animation, but literature has long been far away from it.

"Ah brother, what do you do so seriously? Let's give an example of Yiyi, why are you more serious? You are a big boy and a girl so serious, be careful to play a bachelor's stick all your life~" He acted like a spoiled girl, which was the ultimate skill of the national gentleman.

Wu Xia was so tracing a moment of trance when watching the interaction between literature and literature?

Is this how normal siblings get along?

"You already have a sister-in-law, why would your brother be a bachelor all his life?" Wen Xue touched Wen Yi's head with a doting spoil.

After the exclusive sister's head-touching kill ended, Wen Xue realized that there was something wrong with what she said just now.

Why did he say such a sentence? This is not his style at all.

Literature took a look at the fifth summer.

Fortunately, Wu Xia did not react much, as if he had never heard what he said.

The national gentleman secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Before saying such inappropriate words, you must think twice, four, five...n think about it.

"Ah sister-in-law Xia Xia..." Where literature and art are there, it is impossible to remain calm.

One surprise and one surprise are the daily routine of the demon girl.

Literature and art are most often praised in surprise when cooking in the fifth summer.

The fifth summer rarely has moments of excitement in the kitchen, or rather, never before.

In the fifth summer, cooking is multi-threaded + fast forward key. We have always used our time to be like Hua Luogeng's coordinated method, and there is no extra time to think about it.

The literary and artistic sister-in-law Xia Xia brought the fifth Xia from the state of wandering in Taixu to return to his hometown.

Because the "resurrection" was too loud, the Spanish ham slicer, which was much sharper than an ordinary knife, ran directly to Di Xia's finger.

Although he reacted quickly enough afterwards, Di Wuxia cut his finger without any surprise.

Wen Yi was so scared that she shouted: "What to do, what to do? Xia Xia is bleeding from both hands!"

When Shuai Ge heard the word "bleed" and originally wanted to come and see what was going on, he sat back on his seat again.

As a representative figure in the blood-haze world, if Pang Ge Ton rushed over at this time, it would only cause trouble.

He is so perfect, if he faints casually, who else can be responsible for rescue at the scene?

"Where is the medicine box?" Wen Xue asked Wen Yi nervously when she saw the bloody fingers of Wu Xia.

Wu Xia, like a person who was fine, held her fingers under the faucet.

Wen Yi was talking and wanted to go to Fu Lou Shang.

Literature, who has no experience in caring for people, without saying a word, pulled Lou Shang's arm to his shoulder and directly reached out to wrap his arms around the wounded's waist. He didn't realize that Lou Shang's injuries were all on his back.

The Demon Girl perfectly interprets what it means to help the better you get.

The master who could have maintained a normal standing posture almost fell to the ground after being "rescued" by the ambassador.

Shuai Ge hurried over and helped Lou Shang up from the front: "Besides helping you, what else would you do?"

Just as I was worried that I had no place to vent my breath, I soon found a person who could provide vent.

"I'm fine, just leave by myself. Don't be angry or not, cultural ambassadors." Lou Shang took a breath and began to ease the tension between Shuai Ge and Wenyi.

Maybe it was the first time we met, and we saw Wenyi watering Lou Shang with tea. Shuai Ge divided Wenyi from the beginning and needed to focus on targets that were not allowed to approach.

When Shuai Ge found a security company for Lou Shang, he specially placed some fan of the Wenyi and the dumped alliance in the folder where he focused on "care for" the target.

Shuai Ge is very serious about literature and art.

But he directly supported Lou Shang's armpit, which was not an "effective" support at all.

Since Lou Shang can come out with the medicine box himself, he will definitely be able to go back with the medicine box himself.

Wenyi and Shuai Ge, holding on to the left and supporting the right, had no meaningful support for Lou Shang at all.

Lou Shang's face, which was originally slightly calmer, was a little pale in an instant.

Wu Xia came out of the kitchen and walked to Shuai Ge, without saying a word, just looked at him.

In front of literature and art, handsome Ge is like a dragon, but when it comes to the fifth summer, it turns into a worm.

Literary and handsome Ge "let go" Lou Shang at the same time.

Wu Xia stood in front of Lou Shang, looking at the floor, facing Lou Shang, and stretched out his hands low, similar to the height of a crutch.

Lou Shang hesitated for a moment, and in less than a second, he put his hands on the "twin crutches" provided by Di Xia.

“follow     my    instruction,    move      left    leg   then    right,   let   me   know    if   you    can't      follow      the   rhythm.”

Wu Xia asked Lou Shang to follow her instructions, first stepping on his left foot, then on his right foot. If he felt that she was walking too fast and couldn't keep up with the rhythm, he would just say it.

In less than half a minute, Wu Xia retreated and "guided" Lou Shang back to the room. He watched Lou Shang lying on the bed before turning around and closing the door and returning to the kitchen.

The remaining three people made the air for a while.

"Today's Xia Xia is a little different to Master Lou Shang~" The literary sentence has no overlapping words or acting cute, and its tone is very intriguing.

Wu Xia looked at Wenyi and was silent for at least five seconds before explaining: "I'm hurt."

Even if you upgrade from the two-character formula to the three-character formula, the fifth Xia is still as concise as ever.

"I'm also roaring to you, if Xia Xia likes Master Lou Shang's words, I'll roar with Yiyi. If it's Xia Xia, Yiyi can even share it with the master."

Wen Yi said that he didn't mind, but he didn't mind it.
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