Chapter 145: White Three Changes
"That, that's what." Facing Nazha's question, Bai Yuchuan started to whine.
He also said this at the beginning of the moment.
But now Nazha asked, even though he was quite thick-faced, he was embarrassed to say it out loud, so as not to make the beauty abrupt.
"If you don't say it, you're a flower picker!" Xi Tang interrupted in time.
"Just say it, there is nothing in fact.
It was the old prince Yu who was very lustful. He thought his wife and concubine were not good enough, so he would not find someone in the brothel.
But I have always been popular among brothels. I heard from the woman I found. Mr. Yu has a heart-protecting chest and hairy belly. Hehe." Bai Yuchuan explained with such shame.
Then he even thrust his eyes with guilt.
But unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, two more people asked at the same time: "What is a raft?"
This time the question was still Xi Tang and Nazha.
What Bai Yuchuan said has completely aroused the appetite of wedding candy.
Xitang is lively by nature and loves to make trouble, otherwise he would not have been with Bai Yuchuan.
Seeing what Bai Yuchuan said interestingly, he forgot the hostile position between the two sides.
Whether it is him or till the tillage, if they talk about brothels, they can still understand it vaguely, but they really don’t know what the tillage is!
Just as Xi Tang and Nazha started to ask questions, Shang Zhen had the urge to cover his face.
You two, we agreed to pretend to be a constable. How could the constable not know what the trash is?
Shang Zhen and the others all came from the northwest border. Not to mention being isolated from the world, it is normal for people to have few knowledge in remote areas.
It's like a city man who arrived in a remote countryside, where the children there were not people wearing bright clothes with big noses and looked at the ones they had never seen before. Don't hide it, if you don't know, you don't know.
Fortunately, Shang Zhen is an endorseer.
The so-called scholars can understand the world without going out.
Only after reading a lot of books by Shang Zhen, he knew what the trash was like.
As for the elderly in Yukou Village who turned out to have never traveled far away in their lives, they may not know what the tram is.
"Uh--" Bai Yuchuan didn't believe that Shang Zhen and the other three were constables, but if you asked him to explain to Naza what a tramp was, he still felt that it was abrupt and beautiful.
But at this moment, Xitang added another sentence and asked: "Is the hook a pigpen a pigpen?"
Wedding Candy has never heard of the word "raid", so he just talks casually.
When the pigs in Nayukou Village are fattened and wanted to be killed, it is called "slaughter", but he is associated with "slaughter" from "slaughter".
It is true that Xitang has never read a book, but the facts have proved that a person who can't read a big word will never delay the person having a rich imagination!
"Oh!" Shang Zhen had the urge to grab the ground with his head.
He hurriedly began to explain: "The brothels, brothels, and brothels are almost the same."
He can't let his wedding candy make a fool of himself, so he won't let the little guy in front of him laugh to death!
"Oh." Xitang nodded. After Shang Zhen explained this, he realized what place the trash was.
Then, he felt a little embarrassed, and then he laughed at himself, "I said, that prince should not have such a heavy taste!"
Bai Yuchuan glanced at the wedding candy, but there were only two words in his eyes - contempt.
"Where you said, you continued, even if you painted an aunt's painting like that, how could that prince know that the painting was painted by you?" Shang Zhen hurriedly said to Bai Yuchuan.
Shang Zhen undoubtedly saw Bai Yuchuan's contemptuous look at his wedding candy. He really didn't want to hear the two of them quarrel and asked hurriedly.
"I did such a shocking thing, of course I would show my face!" Bai Yuchuan said proudly.
"Did you write your name on that?" Shang asked in shock, but what he thought was, aren't you stupid, right?
"Then how could I write my name on it? I'm not stupid. I just stamped a seal on it." Bai Yuchuan replied as if he knew what Shang Zhen was thinking, "My seal is not my name but my number. There are three words in total 'Bai Sanbian'."
"What?" This time, Shang Zhen and the other three asked at the same time. Shang Zhen didn't understand this time.
This is not a word to read. Who knows whether Bai Yuchuan is "three changes in white" or "three changes in white"? They really don't understand.
"It's Bai's Three Changes," Bai Yuchuan emphasized, "The 'change' of 'change'.
I gave this number to myself, why is it called Sanbian?
The first change is because I am good at Bai Yuchuan, both piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and there are great scholars who talk and laugh, but no Bai Ding. Then I am also a famous elegant person in the brothel in the capital!"
After Bai Yuchuan said this, Shang Zhen remained silent. His face was covered with a thin gauze, but Shang Zhen curled his lips again.
Bai Yuchuan can only be a good person if he doesn't speak, so he continued: "My second change is actually a martial arts master!"
As soon as he said this, it surprised Shang Zhen and the others again.
If Bai Yuchuan was arrested, it would be impossible for him to know nothing.
It was in that inn that Shang Zhen and the others saw that this guy could spray white smoke from his sleeves. After that, the white smoke was still smoky and the two detectives were still smoking.
Of course, if this guy is really a flower picking thief, he might also spray medicine out of the fan.
By the way, this guy is still acupuncture.
But if he was really a martial arts master as he said, Shang Zhen and the others would not believe it.
How could it be that the martial arts masters asked several young detectives to chase him away?
The second change is doubtful and needs to be verified, so Shang Zhen and the others will listen to it.
"My third change, hehe, in fact, it's a constant response to changes!
Bai Yuchuan, I am a romantic man and have met countless wonderful women in the capital, but I just don’t touch my body by passing by flowers. I am not a flower picker!”
What are these and what?
After Bai Yuchuan said this statement about her being "Bai Sanbian", Naza still covered her face with a thin gauze and didn't know what she was thinking, but Xitang almost vomited it out, while Shang Zhen was shocked. This guy seemed very narcissistic!
As a result, Shang Zhen couldn't help but think of an article he had memorized.
That article talks about a great scholar in a certain dynasty and a certain dynasty who is very talented and knowledgeable.
But that person is not very old, of course, it doesn't matter if he is older.
That person is very knowledgeable but quiet, so he always feels that women are dirty and he doesn't want to touch them.
But then again, it’s true that men and women have great desires, so can they have no idea?
Later, he went to the brothel to find a woman who thought she was the most flawless.
But he took the woman home, but he still asked the woman to take a shower because she was afraid that the woman would be dirty.
The woman washed a stick of incense, but he was still worried.
He was really the old man when he spent money, so he asked the woman to wash her for an hour.
But when he had thought about it and wanted to perform the Zhou Gong ceremony with the woman who was already like a lotus, he was worried, so he asked the woman to take a bath again.
The woman washed again, but when he was about to touch the woman, he was still indifferent.
So he asked the woman to continue taking a shower.
After tossing and struggling, the woman's delicate skin was almost rubbing her skin, and it was getting brighter.
Finally, the great scholar sighed and asked someone to send the woman back to the brothel.
And he also stopped thinking from then on.
At this time, Shang Zhen thought, isn’t this Bai Yuchuan abnormal and a bit weird?
Chapter completed!