Chapter 2122
Dumo hung the wine gourd on his waist, put his palms together, made a pious and penitent expression, and muttered a scripture that no one else could understand. It was in Indian.
Seeing the monk like this, Chen Liuhe couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, why are you pretending to be in front of me? It's like it's the first day I've met you!"
"The Buddha is immeasurable and the Dharma is boundless, Amitabha." The monk said softly. He spoke Chinese this time.
"You are really a weirdo. In this world where ascetics are everywhere, there is a fake monk like you who has great Buddha nature but can't quit drinking. You have repeatedly broken the rules and precepts, and you are regarded as the most likely to be promoted to a living Buddha.
seed!"
Chen Liuhe exposed the monk's background with one word, but the monk remained unmoved and remained pious, mumbling scriptures!
When Di Shiyang on the side heard this, he raised his eyebrows again!
This has a very high evaluation. Is it the seed that is most likely to be promoted to a living Buddha? There are probably only a few of them in the entire world!
It can be imagined that this monk who smells of alcohol is definitely not an ordinary character!
"If I had known that your opponent tonight was the Yang God at the top of the divine list, I would not have come far away!" The monk stopped reciting scriptures and spoke to Chen Liuhe for the first time. His Chinese dialect was very standard!
Hearing this, Chen Liuhe cursed angrily: "Fake monk, are you talking in human language? If you are a cat or a dog, do you think I will let you come to China to help me?"
"Don't forget, if my brother hadn't sacrificed his life to save you, you would have been thrown into the so-called hell of ears and nose by that bitch of Bodhi Bodhi!" Chen Liuhe said angrily.
Hearing Chen Liuhe mention the name Bodhi, the monk couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously turned his head to look around, as if he was afraid that the woman who made him respect and fear him would appear at any time!
Bodhi, the most revered existence in the world, is a woman who is regarded as a born Buddha as soon as she is born. She is one of the people closest to the Buddha in the entire world, and is also the belief of thousands of believers in ancient Indian Buddhism!
He is affectionately called the living Buddha walking in the world!
After confirming that no one was around, Dumo breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at Chen Liuhe with a hint of resentment, as if to blame him, why did he mention that woman's name?
After a pause, he said: "It's not that I don't want to help you. It's my job to save all sentient beings and save people in distress. But your trap is too big and you've attracted the Yangshen. Can I escape this time when I come to China?"
It’s very scary to have to go back!”
Hearing this, Chen Liuhe was so angry that he almost fainted. He said angrily: "Your uncle, before the fight even started, you thought about whether you could escape! You can't destroy your own prestige and increase others' power.
Ambitious!"
Du Mo also became angry. He changed his demeanor from the enlightened monk just now, pointed at Chen Liuhe and cursed: "What's wrong with my thinking like this? What we Buddhist monks emphasize is to take a step back to broaden the horizons. I'll think about it first."
How can I take a step back? Is it wrong?"
Seeing the bald man in front of him confidently saying that he would be stabbed a thousand times, Chen Liuhe's eyes darkened and he almost lost his breath!
He jumped to his feet and cursed: "F*ck! If you take a step back and the world is vast and you use it like this, I admire you so much! How can you not be the seed of a living Buddha? I think you are a scum of Buddhism!"
Dumo rolled his eyes angrily, and seemed to feel that he was a little too spineless. He asked tentatively: "Don't tell me, you just asked me to help, it's just the two of us tonight.
Fight with Yang Shen?"
"Otherwise? Can you have a little bit of success? After all, you are one of the outstanding young people in the world! You don't have a million followers, but you have a hundred thousand followers, right? Don't be too embarrassed, okay?" Chen Liuhe hated
He said like iron cannot be transformed into steel.
Dumo shrank his neck in disbelief. How could he look like a practicing monk?
He picked up the wine gourd on his waist, raised his head and took another sip, saying: "Fortunately, I drank some wine to strengthen my courage! Otherwise, I would have gone straight to the airport to return to India to continue practicing."
Chen Liuhe took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress the urge to slap this fake monk to death.
Chen Liuhe said: "If you want to leave, then get out of here!"
An embarrassed expression appeared on Du Mo's face, and he subconsciously touched his bald head and said: "All my savings are only enough to buy a ticket to China, and the money to go back... you
Help me get it..."
Hearing this, Chen Liuhe was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. He pointed at Du Mo and said: "I'm just telling you, you, a fake monk, how can you be so honest this time and show up so quickly? There is no money to go back in love.
Otherwise, I bet you will turn around and leave!"
"Nonsense, I am not that kind of person, Du Mo!" Du Mo said with an extremely serious expression.
"Help me kill Emperor Shiyang, and I will reimburse you for your air ticket!" Chen Liuhe gritted his teeth and said.
Dumo glanced timidly at the tall and tall Emperor Shiyang, with a thoughtful expression on his face.
Chen Liuhe gritted his teeth again and said: "I'll let you fly first class when I go back! It's not that I look down on you. You will never be able to fly first class in your life. I'll give you a chance to show off!"
Dumo had a troubled expression on his face, and his clear and bright eyes showed both yearning and hesitation.
Chen Liuhe said angrily: "What the hell are you afraid of? Aren't you just Emperor Shiyang, who is at the top of the list of gods? Look at the way you are afraid of death, no wonder you are scared to death of even a girl! The two of us join forces to make the list of gods.
What does a character mean? Even the gods above the nine heavens can drag him down and trample him!"
"Stop bragging, are you on the God's List? Have I been on the God's List? How can two ants who can't even climb up the God's List compete with the bright moon?" Du Mo said with a bitter face.
This guy seems to be trying to make others' ambitions destroy his own prestige from the moment he appears. This is full of comedy. Chen Liuhe picked a lot of choices and found a living treasure to help!
"Otherwise, how about you help me tonight, and I will find an opportunity to put Bodhi to sleep another day, drag her out of Buddhism, and let you get away with it once and for all?" Chen Liuhe said.
Hearing this, Dumo's eyes lit up and his interest became high, and he said: "You are not lying to me again, are you? You used these words to lie to me in the first place and asked me to take you to take a peek at Bodhisattva taking a bath. Finally,
You pat your butt and leave, and I have been hunted by her for a whole year!"
Chapter completed!