Chapter 19 Ji Wushen Army (1)
Li Wei suddenly felt that he was useless.
He gave a speech for dozens of minutes in the morning, but he was still insensitive. However, as soon as Princess Ling arrived, a loose formation was formed. Although it was not very good, at least there were no ones looking around and chatting and spanking.
"Stand all for me! If you still want to have lunch, just shut your @#@mouths. Otherwise I..." Princess Naimei, a naive and sweet girl, said something from the mouth of a certain sentence. Li Wei really couldn't feel the other person's elegance at all.
"That... Princess Nomi." Li Wei couldn't stand it on the side and acted: "It's just training soldiers. Do you need to scold them like this?"
"Of course!" Nomi looked as if she saw alien life forms: "My father said that the untouchables do not care about other things, they only care about immediate interests. So they should eat today's meal, but feel the threat from the next moment."
Li Wei was shocked on the spot and thought to himself who your father Usa Midashima, who had few hairs on his head, was? This is no longer just a black heart, it is simply evil!
"Princess Nomi, it's wrong for you to say this. In fact, everyone..." Li Wei began to talk about the beautiful side of human beings with a bitter taste. But before he could finish speaking, a harsh laughter rang in his ears.
"Yeah, isn't this the general Li Wei and Li? Why? What are you playing here? Are you training these people to sing?"
Li Wei looked back and saw that it was Kuroki Sun Zaemon. At this moment, he was leading a team of 20 samurai, probably patrolling.
"Mr. Black Gold..."
"Sun Zuoemon, what are you doing here?" Before Li Wei could say anything, Princess Ayan, who was not speaking, suddenly turned coldly.
"Ah, it's Your Highness Princess Ayan." Kuroki Sun Zaemon was either unlucky or was crazy and unhappy. He didn't see the beauty of Princess Ayan next to him. After realizing his rudeness, he hurriedly knelt down and saluted: "See Your Highness, I'll be rude."
"Mr. Heijin, you are such a big official." Nomi, who was beside him, was purely a person who was looking for trouble and was in trouble. Of course, he was very upset when he was interrupted. Moreover, Heijin obviously ignored her just now, which made her feel even more embarrassed.
The head can be broken, blood can flow, and face cannot be lost even if you die.
"Sun Zuoemon, aren't you An Xun going to the training ground outside the city? Why don't you patrol in the city? " Princess Ayan did not let Hei Jin get up, but walked in front of him and looked at him condescendingly, with a cold tone. She narrowed her eyes like a cat scrutinizing her prey, and her entire pupils became...
It's very scary, like a big cat looking at the Black Golden Sun Zaemon, Aya is even more terrifying than her sister Jinghu. The pressure of this momentum... Damn, isn't this "the tiger body shakes, and the turtle's aura" aroused? Li Wei couldn't help but complain, what can it do if it's beautiful? You can have such a powerful force with a glare. Who dares to go to such a woman except for the beast trainer in the future? Is a male tiger?
Kuroki Sun Zaemon rushed to the ground from half kneeling, not daring to get up.
"You are a servant who has been playing with Jing Hu since he was a child. Don't destroy Jing Hu's major affairs because of your own private affairs! Now, get out."
"Yes, Princess Xie." After locking a head, Hei Jintou dared to go back and escape with his own men. However, when passing by Li Wei, he gave him a contemptuous look and a sentence "Let's see when you can hide."
"Mr. Li." Princess Ling returned to her former quietness, but what just happened still made Li Wei tremble: "You must take what happened just now! Jing Hu is a... a person who values friendship and can even endure betrayal of others. This is a terrible fatal injury in troubled times, and the people around her may be unscrupulous. I can't stay by her for a long time, and it can be seen that she trusts you very much. You must make Jing Hu be cruel at the critical moment."
"You must do it!"
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What happened just now touched Li Wei was so great, even bigger than the last Shinnokawa Gakuen battle! Yes, his only reliance in this world is himself.
"See how long you can hide." Kuroki Sun Zaemon's words were still in his ears, stimulating him like a needle.
"Okay! The man was really forced out!" Li Wei bit his lip, "Love is not in charge of the soldiers."
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"Left left and right left left, left and right left. One, two, one. Children, step in hand. Everyone holds hands." The soft voice of the kindergarten teacher seemed to be still responding in Li Wei's ears. How beautiful is that kind of peace, peace and innocence full of childishness...
"You @@@#### are just ***. You are moving again from there!" Princess Nomi held the unsheathed sword in her hand, and gave it to anyone who didn't like her. It was obvious that she was not trying to hit someone because she didn't move, but because she didn't like her.
"Mr. Li..." Princess Ling frowned and looked at the training method in front of her. She had no idea about it: "Is this your training method? Just let them stand honestly?"
"Yes, this is my training method!" Li Wei nodded and said, "It is also the only way to make them understand human words."
"But this..."
"It's nothing, otherwise my theory will be correct and everyone will be happy. Otherwise, my theory will fail, and I will go to my lord to ask for a run." Li Weipo felt a little disappointed.
"Okay, if you persist." Seeing that Li Wei said this, Princess Ling didn't say much.
"Okay! It's already three o'clock!" Li Wei clapped his hands and said, "Very good. You scumbags have completed three hours of standing training. Now you have fifteen minutes of rest. If you want to eat, get out and eat quickly! We will have evening training later and disband!"
The soldiers immediately thought of the soft shrimps without bones, crawling around, or supporting each other step by step towards the place where they were eating.
"Middle man..." Ayama Changwei squinted her eyes and looked at Li Wei, which made the other party shudder: "I hope to see good news from you, otherwise, I will exile you directly without waiting for Jing Hu, rather than letting you run away."
“…Chengzhi.”
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"One, two, one, two, one! Turn right! Step right... walk..."
Although a 200-man army cannot be called neat, it can complete Li Wei's slogans in a prohibited manner.
"stand at attention!"
At this moment, Li Wei was overwhelmed. He succeeded, overcame many difficulties such as the retardation, unable to tell the left and right, and even unable to understand the orders. Li Wei finally used the carrot and stick policy to educate a group of barbarians who had not yet opened up the wisdom of the people into soldiers who could enforce the orders. At this moment, Li Wei really felt a sense of joy of success.
More, maybe I can give an explanation to Jing Hu.
He did not lose the basic ideological work of the army. "Ask for instructions early and report later" was a policy he vigorously promoted. When standing in the military posture, Princess Nami's task was to be a SM queen and put all the eighteen martial arts that could be scolded and beaten on these stupid soldiers. Li Wei was not idle either. When Princess Nami was tired, he stepped up his brainwashing of these 200 guys.
Saying lies a thousand times is the truth. This sentence may be a bit extreme, but if you continue to bombard ten thousand times, a strange feeling will arise in the human heart. To put it more simply, it is "raping, if you can't resist, enjoy it." The brain will cater to this idea in a singular way.
Maybe you think this is not enough? It doesn't matter. Anyway, this is a military camp, one of the most unreasonable places in the world. Li Wei, a guy who has experienced Hitler's care, has some of this method.
He also sacrificed the peerless magic weapon of "Stockholm Syndrome"! It can be said that if there are still humans in this world, then this magic weapon will work.
What is Stockholm syndrome? Simply put, it means that people are in an extremely likely environment to die at any time, putting the other party on the verge of collapse, and then giving small favors to the other party. Over, after that, the other party will not only not hold a grudge against you, but will also be grateful to you - yes, this is very similar to ** abuse, but it is more high-sounding!
Small use and small effects, big and courageous effects! Most people can only play SM at most, but Li Wei plays the entire army!
After the two-way torture of the spirit and body, these two hundred guys were completely carried under Li Wei's feet and started to do M with peace of mind.
"Middleman, it seems that I really misread you." Princess Ling, who has been responsible for assisting Li Wei, watched the entire army march and couldn't help but say: "You are not only a good military strategist, but also a good soldier! I am looking forward to the combat effectiveness of this army!"
"I hope." Li Wei smiled bitterly and replied: "I have done everything I can, but at present it is just to let them obey orders. In addition, I only have some confidence in their physical fitness. I have hardly done any training in weapons."
"What else do you want?" Princess Yan said in surprise: "Training a group of untouchables from peasants to this mental state can also make them ban the order... In the middle of the battle formation, ban the order is the fundamental foundation! Your training has been completely over-completed. It is impossible for a group of farmers holding hoes to become a group of samurai with excellent martial arts in just one month, right?"
"Actually, their training has just begun. If it continues..."
"If you continue, what can you guarantee?" At this moment, the voice of Sister Jing Hu, who had not seen for a long time, came from behind Li Wei.
Chapter completed!