This is a beautiful woman full of adventure, a fucking fool, a despicable villain, a beautiful world where you can sell glass to make money!

Here is everything you dream of, you can get rid of beauties and enemies with a wave of your hand, and let them all climb under your crotch (note: crawl down and "do" what is it or treat differently).

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A beautiful woman who goes to TM, a beautiful world where TM is!

Go to TM's glass, go to TM's fire yao, go to TMD's solar notebook, womb-fetal cultivation system, illegitimate son of the Creator God, can destroy N galaxies with a wave of hand...

He only knows that this world is full of dangers and terror, and you can encounter thieves when walking, and the "green forest hero" who may jump out of the forest at any time to reduce the weight of your luggage.

Now, he came to a county town that made him feel extremely backward, with dirty roads, narrow streets, low houses and equally low pedestrians.

He knew nothing at first, but later, he knew clearly that this was no longer like the society he lived in before. If he had guessed correctly, this world should be ancient Japan - after all, there were not many nations that could make the head shape so unique. As far as he knew, there were only two nations that could turn people with hair into bald and so creative, one was the Qing Dynasty and the other was Japan. In addition, the general shortness and Mandarin like swearing made him more certain that this was Japan. A group of "kind people" I met a few days ago took the initiative to help him reduce his luggage burden (robbery), and invited him to visit a cave. He even knew that this was not a costume drama scene, but a real ancient.

I guess these lusts who lick blood from the knife all day long are not doing well. Although they work every day, the rich will hire bodyguards and they dare not rob them. Those who have no money only have one pants on their body, and it is useless to rob them. After finally meeting him, of course they must take good care of them.

But these lusts stripped him naked and did not find a copper coin or any other form of currency that he had seen. The hard work did not bring the rewards he deserved, and the "kind people" were in tears.

In fact, he was even more in tears. There were obviously a few "old man's heads" in his wallet. Of course, this group of ignorant barbarians had never seen Taizu in the future, and he had no way of knowing the high-tech product of "reluctant RMB".

In short, the erotic people are very angry and the consequences are very serious.

The "kind people" stripped him of his body to the point where only his underwear was left, and even the shoes were snatched away. Then they wore his clothes and shoes like a monkey. He was 1.78 meters tall, and these "lustful people" probably said high, biting their back teeth and saying that they were only 1.6 meters tall, but they were less than 1.61 meters tall. That looked really like Chaplin.

Yesterday, he found a gap and took advantage of the inattention of the "kind people" to leave with them. He took back the clothes that were already wearing, and cried all the way, and rolled and crawled to a place that looked like a county town. Due to his hurry and the bumpy mountain road, his clothes that were not much were already swelling and ragged, and his body became green and purple due to falling N times. His appearance was definitely even more Hong Qigong than Hong Qigong.

For several days, he hadn't had a sleep at ease, and he had never had any dreams of eating. His stomach had already begun a bottom-up class revolution. I guess he would be able to overturn his brain immediately if he didn't eat.

How easy is it to eat?

Beggars are a popular sunrise industry today. As long as they are well-managed, they can basically mail home a thousand or eight hundred yuan every month. However, in ancient times, especially in ancient times when the public security situation is extremely bad, beggars lived a life worse than pigs and dogs. What's more, they were asked to beg for a group of ancient Japanese who were not able to speak and had an average height of less than 1.6 meters...

Not to mention ancient Chinese texts such as "A honest person does not eat food given by pity" for now. After all, he has received sexual intercourse from national hatred and class hatred education, right?

Besides, he is not a professional beggar who has received special training, but he can compare to a national first-class actor. He doesn't want it either.

After about a few hours in a corner, his belly finally completed the bottom-up intestinal class revolution, successfully overthrowing the reactionary brain.

Simply put: He fainted from hunger.

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"Sir, I found a suspicious person here, and our people are checking it." A soldier who was so simple that he could compete with the Red Army who had passed through the grass was thinking about the report of a general wearing white armor.

"It seems that he is just an ordinary beggar, is he dead?" The general's voice sounded very nice, but he looked very young. The most conspicuous one is probably his appearance, which makes people unable to tell whether he is an extremely handsome man or a woman with a erect figure.

"And reported to the Lord, it didn't, but it was almost starving... This was something I found from him."

"Oh?" The general took a small bag handed over by the soldier, looked carefully for a few seconds, and could not confirm what material it was made of, but he was sure that although it looked like leather, it was definitely not animal skin (a fake wallet I bought, leather). After opening the bag, the general discovered the mystery inside, a chain that seemed to be able to be untied (zippers are a bit bad.) After opening it, he took out a few pieces of a little old paper.

These sheets of paper surprised the general and looked through it repeatedly.

These papers are lewd RMB, but the owner of the wallet is so poor that he is a real middle- and poor peasant. Therefore, these papers are not repeated, one hundred (brand new, I am not willing to spend it after half a month of taking it out of the bank), one ten yuan, and one five yuan.

Then the general hesitated, as if the heavens and man were fighting, and finally put his wallet... into his pocket. Perhaps he had the chance to return it to the master, but just kept it for the time being. Then he checked the poor man who fell to the ground (I hope everyone did not forget it), and looked through his hands and feet.

"There are no calluses or traces of labor on your hands, and your body is very ordinary. You should not be a thief or a spy, but you may be a wandering artist... Let's do this, save him and notify me when you wake up."

"Yes, sir!"

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Generally speaking, water is the source of life, so when many protagonists wake up, the first thing they say is "water~water~".

However, he drank a lot of mountain springs to understand the hunger. After getting up, he saw a bowl of porridge made of unknown things next to him, which smelled like a pot, but he couldn't care about so much. He only knew that what was in front of him was a bowl of the most beautiful food in the world. In less than ten seconds, he solved the food in the bowl, and even the worn-out bowl and the food stuck to his fingers were licked cleanly.

At this time, he looked around for the first time, a typical Japanese house—everything is small, with low eaves and small spaces. The only decoration is the few tatamis under his butt and the empty bowl next to it.

It was obvious that his voice of eating alarmed others. After all, there were not many people who could make food louder than quarrels. Before he could finish looking at the house, a person with a short and third-class disabled person came in... Maybe a soldier.

The reason why he is said to be "probably" a soldier is because the other party has never passed the adolescence and his equipment is extremely simple.

The soldier looked at him, then murmured a few bird songs.

Tiandi is conscience. He only takes English in the foreign language exam, and he has never scored more than 70 points since entering kindergarten. Japanese is at best just like most lustful people who know the ten major beasts "Yafen Butterfly".

Just like that, you spoke Japanese and Chinese for a long time, and finally both parties knew that they could not deal with each other.

But the sound of his stomach was the same all over the world. Although his stomach ate a bowl of porridge made from unknown things, he was obviously still hungry.

The young soldier was easy to talk to, smiled and pointed at someone who was calling out to the empty bowl on the side.

"Oh, Garbour?"

That means, do you still have it?

"Hi, hey, I'm so excited!" Someone who was so hungry picked up the empty bowl and nodded suddenly, and said that he only knew one of the few Japanese words - thanks to the anti-Japanese theme videos.

Although the Japanese soldier didn't know about the following sentence "I'm so excited to death", he still understood the international common sense, so the soldier walked out with an empty bowl and seemed to say something before leaving, but someone who only knows how to speak Chinese language did not hear it clearly, and he couldn't understand it even if he heard it clearly.

"It seems that the Japanese are not all turtle-gods, they are lustful in every country." Someone thought so.

After a while, the soldier walked in with a bowl of the same porridge. The hungry person also finished drinking in less than ten seconds. He knew that the hungry person could not eat too much, so he didn't ask for it anymore. Seeing that he didn't ask for it anymore, the soldier just stared at him with big eyes.

The time traveler, who was unwilling to be lonely, pointed at himself to the young soldier with the idea of ​​following the local customs, and said, "Li...wei." Then he repeated it again.

The young people seem to have good understanding ability and have not been erased by the evil feudal society. So they also pointed at themselves and said slowly: "Spit~~~ Chicken~ Fall! (Torjiro)" also repeated it.

The time traveler Li Wei was quite sorry for the young soldier in front of him. What a bad name is, he was both "spitted" and "chicken fall".
Chapter completed!