Chapter 78 Morning with the Cats and the Coffee Table
The next day, November 20, 1549, early morning.
In a dilapidated Tibetan temple in the Shinno Mountains, the morning sun shone in, shining on his face warm. Li Wei also felt that the warmth was not only the sunshine, but also seemed to be a hot air hitting his face - and there was a strong smell of wine.
"ah……"
Li Wei was not awakened by the warm sunshine, but was awakened by a harsh scream. He opened his misty and loose sleepy eyes in a daze. Li Wei thought to himself who was so unethical that he woke people up to sleep, and he was still continuing his dream of last night. But he woke up completely the next second.
He was once again held onto his neck by a knife.
It seems that his neck is really a good magnet, which can always attract the other party's knife. However, his heart is not made of iron, and such an exciting scene is always staged. Sooner or later, it will crack.
"I...I'll say this...swordsman." Li Wei could only say angrily: "If you have something to do, can you put down the bright and shiny thing in your hand first? I'm just a businessman, very timid."
There are few people in the world who have the courage to be able to use their swords and axes without changing their faces.
"You you you you you you you..."
The person who spoke was the loli in front of her. At this moment, she was holding the long knife in her hand in disheveled clothes. By the way, Li Wei was really worried whether the other party would catch a cold after sleeping with her clothes open for one night.
"What did you do to me last night?"
"Don't shake first, hold the knife firmly first." Li Wei quickly asked the other party to calm down, then glanced at Guoxin beside him with the light of his eyes - not bad! This royal sister is obviously a joke. Although she closed her eyes, Li Wei dared to use world peace to guarantee that the other party knew the current situation clearly. Didn't she see a strange smile on her face?
No wonder this loli was insulated but had no cold all night. It turned out that it was caused by Fruit...
"I said, do you still don't know if you have any problems? Calm down, you drank too much last night, don't forget your own swordsman identity! Calm down! I'm not interested in gay... men!"
"Huh?" Loli Swordsman then remembered that he seemed to be showing off as a man, and he drank so "a little" last night.
But then, the swordsman looked at Li Wei with a look of "Will this guy be a pervert?"
"Don't look at me with this kind of look, I'm only interested in women."
As he said that, Li Wei glanced at Guoxin, and then looked at the swordsman in front of him. In the end, he laughed without knowing his life or death.
"Bang!" Kicking Li Wei over, the Loli Swordsman's face was angry and gritted his teeth. Just now, Li Wei's obvious insult was something that the swordsman could not tolerate, but he couldn't explain it clearly. She was so angry that she could only use this most primitive method to express her abundant "feelings".
Immediately, the loli swordsman ran away with his bag.
Li Wei, who had been lying on the ground for a long time, finally got up. How long has it been since he felt this violent flying foot? Shaking his head and expelling this idea that being addicted to death out of his brain. Li Wei looked at Guoxin with resentment on his face. But before he could speak, Guoxin next to him opened his mouth:
"Lord, it's time to change the medicine. Can you take off your clothes first so that you can help you apply medicine with your own hands?"
Li Wei looked at Guo Xin next to her. At this moment, she looked like a maid, respectfully, making Li Wei unable to feel any anger.
"No! You must not be led by this royal sister!" Li Wei made up his mind, and must not always be pressed by a woman. However, after another glance at Guo Xin's "innocence" look, Li Wei immediately made up his mind: "You cannot be led by a woman, and start from next time."
"Ah, then, please trouble you."
"Yes, lord." Guoxin smiled. She was willing to "serve" such so-called lords. She now seemed to understand a little why the Warring States Period had not committed much. This feeling would be addictive - especially for Li Wei.
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At the same time, another dilapidated shrine in the Shinno Mountains.
The war god girl woke up from her dream while sleeping, and she was not frozen to death or starved to death because of the last sleepiness. The bonfire in front of her has been completely extinguished. Thanks to the protection of the great Viashamon King, the Qiao family girl once again embarked on her journey to the Qiao family.
The first task is to find something to eat immediately. If there is no one, she can only hunt. But this time, the object of Qiao's family was just a too-sword, and she didn't even bring a rib, let alone a bow and arrow. What should I do? What's more, after a night of hunger and cold, this military god girl who was galloping across millions of troops in the past had no strength to hunt large animals.
The female cat, cat, stray cat and a certain coffee table, each of them has their own day started.
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Cold! Very cold! Very cold! Very cold!
But Guoxin was still changing the medicine slowly, and Li Wei could only endure it. Because - he is a man, and a woman applied medicine to herself in this situation, especially when such a beauty had such close contact with her, she could only endure it.
This is not only related to the touch problem, but also to the face problem of men: "It is said that men with strong kidney function are not afraid of any severe cold" - Guoxinyu.
But in the end, Li Wei seemed to have been overthinking: Even a polar bear can't stand such shirtlessness in the cold weather. Look, that polar bear shaved its hair?
Alas... men. Women only have brains after they are thirty years old. This statement does not mean that women are not good. Relatively speaking, men may not necessarily have luxury goods such as brains after they are thirty years old, because women have taken the lead and taken the lead.
People are forced out.
Tolerance, I tolerate... I can't bear it anymore!
"Guxin, isn't it better yet?" Li Wei asked slowly, because at this moment he seemed to be so cold that he could no longer feel the feeling of Guoxin's smooth hands touching his body.
"Just right, lord!" Guoxin said quickly and neatly: "Lord is really Guan Gong's rebirth. I can't bear it for ordinary people."
“…”
Li Weixin said that if you were Hua Tuo, he would finally know why Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo back then.
It's so playful, you're.
"Okay, OK." Li Wei quickly put on the clothes handed over by Guo Xin and accepted the lessons from yesterday. He no longer wore monk clothes. It would be better to dress up as a wild samurai, which would be more shocking. While wearing clothes, he said, "You go to explore the way forward first. If possible, try to ask your lord where you go. We are almost out of Murakami's territory, and the territory of the Armored Tiger is in front. Be careful, it is said that his ninja is second to none in Japan!"
"Don't worry, lord!" Guoxin was full of confidence: "Even if he is the best in Japan, can he be the best in the world? Just leave it to me!"
Li Wei looked at Guo Xin in front of her and said that if your words could be proportional to your breasts, I would let go of one million hearts.
"Go and go back early, and the weather in the mountains is moody. Pay attention to safety, and I will follow closely."
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