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Chapter 37 The Whale House Daily

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Under Levi's stick, the first woman whispered loudly.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Under Levi's stick, the second woman whispered loudly.

...and so on.

"Not bad, you all work hard, although it's still a certain distance from my request." Li Wei said after tidying the corner of his clothes and putting the stick back into his clothes.

"This adult..." said a labor lewd man who was a little panting: "Your hobby is really... unique."

"You can't say that." Li Wei didn't care: "You are discriminating against vulnerable groups, and you shouldn't look at minorities with a deadly eye."

"But what's the use of letting us sing?" The labor lewd people were puzzled: "And the adults' ribs are waving, which makes my heart tremble."

"You want to commit a foul. I said we are civilized and lustful. Don't cover our chest like this." Li Wei looked at the other party and smiled bitterly: Sister Jing Hu is really the most pure mantra in the world: "Also, that was not called ribbing just now. You are too stagnant and stagnant. Although it is spread like a ribbing, if it is used in music, it is called a baton, which is specially directed by Gao Ya~~art."

A person who did not know the quadratic mark continued: "You cannot discriminate against the risk difference, as the risk difference is also human rights. When he no longer thinks he is a risk difference, it has a human heart. The so-called human beings are born from human beings, and demons are born from demons. If the demon has a human heart, then it is no longer a demon. But a human being... Don't you understand the magic? Forget it, you haven't evolved to that level anyway. When will the world "cast a sword into a plow"? I don't want to use this risk difference."

This sentence is exclusive to the United Nations.

I heard that the sword (long) is used to stab people, while the rib difference (short) is used to stab oneself in the stomach. I really understand the essence of "I always have to pay it back when I come out and get it back." "The right hand is used to cut people, and the left hand is used to give it away at any time", "What a reward in the life, what a next life" is the essence.

"Good words!" Suddenly, a tall sound came from the next door. A young man with a very reasonable appearance opened the thin sliding door. This guy was quite tall and looked less than one meter seventy meters away. At this time, the Japanese alternative was a different type. It seemed that he had drunk a lot and his face was red: "Your words are really Zen."

Li Wei looked at this guy carefully. He was a very yellow and violent person. The woman's rouge lipstick on her face turned red. Do you still have the face to talk about Zen? I'd better take a shower and go to bed. Be careful of being struck by lightning one day.

"Who are you……"

"No matter who I am, the Chinese poem says: Why do you have to know each other when we meet? Have you heard of it?" This gentleman is familiar with him. After memorizing Bai Juyi's poem, he looked like a magnificent 13-tongued look. It seems that the great man was still very fans at that time.

"'The same people are falling into the world, why do you have to know each other when we meet each other'." Li Wei said it in Chinese, and then in Japanese, and hit the man who was still holding a woman in his hand: "I am a Ming country, do you think I know?"

"Oh! Are you actually from the Ming Dynasty? You are so respectful. From your dress, I can tell that you are not an ordinary person. As expected, gold and jade are so good as gold and jade are so good." He said something inappropriate, but Li Wei felt quite comfortable when he heard it.

"Where are there... By the way, why don't you come and have a drink together?"

"How can you be so embarrassed?" He said embarrassedly, but this gentleman still hugged the woman and sat beside Li Wei, and even drank it on his own.

"I was still wondering over there who could make so many women scream loudly. Could it be that Lao Ai was reborn? When I came here, I realized that it was you, the adult. At that time, I felt that the adult was extraordinary, and I just heard the great opinions of the adult. I really envied us, the ordinary people."

"You can eat things randomly, but you can't talk nonsense." Li Wei quickly left it apart. It seemed that the guy in front of him had only read a few Chinese books, but he still picked up a paragraph he liked to read: "What Lao Ai, that guy died miserably, don't you know?"

"But he was very happy during his lifetime." This man was shameless. It seemed that he had watched the "Records of the Grand Historian". It seemed that he had heard Li Wei's "things can be eaten randomly", so he began to eat Haisai wildly.

"..." Li Wei was speechless. The guy in front of him was not only familiar, but also a typical example of the historical era. In the Ming Dynasty, he was the target of criticism and controversy. Even if the Japanese Warring States Period was known as BT, such a thing was rare. But... "You are very in line with my appetite. Do you want to listen to the songs I 'created' again?"

Just as he was worried that no one would listen, Li Wei, who showed that he was so mentally strong that he had BT, happened to find the audience.

"Okay, okay, okay." He said while eating and drinking. People said: "You eat all directions with big mouths. Well, it seems that this guy has a bright future."

"Okay, as I said just now, from the bottom of the house, you should have a sense of rhythm. Pa, Pa, Pa, start!" After slapping a few times, Li Wei began to direct.

"No matter how the river flows, listen to the sound of the flowing water. After flying over thousands of suns and moons, it sounds in your ears. You are covered by layers of spring fog in the distance, and you want to cross the river and pursue it; it is just a dream. Believing that love exists is your favorite~~~~~ One day after another, you will meet again one day. People..."

Just now, a group of geisha (note this word!) performed a song with excitement. Li Wei was heartbroken and stopped quickly. The song was either sleeping or harsh. Li Wei, who felt that the service attitude was low, was very angry. He decided to train these unemployed geisha himself. Following Guan Zi (Guan Zhong)'s affairs back then, vigorously strengthening the construction of weathered places!

He couldn't stand it, and he quickly sang this piece of music he remembered several times. All that was left was all kinds of GAME and H-GAME music. If possible, he could sing a Chinese version of "The Big Sword Knocks on the Heads of the Japanese".

Someone who was just eating Haisai stopped at this moment. When Li Wei turned around, he was really shocked.

This guy was crying like someone.

"So... it turns out that there is such a singing style." This gentleman said to himself: "I have learned singing and dancing from that damn old man for a month in vain. If a famous teacher had been here, why would he go to Kyoto?"

After hearing this, someone who showed psychological BT's nose grew three meters long and his bones were three pounds lighter: "Hahaha, brother, you have such a good look. Where is there any good song in this place? The good songs are all in my mind!"

With the incomplete Bei San, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Dejiu and others, as well as many GAMEs such as H and H, Li Wei took advantage of the fact that he had a few more drinks and immediately didn't know what his surname was.

"Yes, yes! Brother, you're right!" This man was afraid that the world would not be in chaos and shouted: "What famous songs? They are all bullshit!" (This passage sounds so familiar, I forgot...)

"Hmph, who is sensational here?" At this time, a female voice suddenly sounded, interrupting the two men's YY without any interest. After listening carefully, it should be from downstairs. Li Wei was sitting next to the windowsill on the second floor at this time, so he could hear the sound outside (thanks to the Japanese room being so short).

"How big a frog in the well has seen the sky? Dogs with broken ridges dare to bark in a mere place?"

The sound is very good, and the words are said are 50% off, and the escort is very good. But... why is it so ugly?

"I'm not a frog. I'll fly in the sky hundreds of years later (on a flying plane). I'm not a dog, but I can make dogs sing (I've seen a singing dog on the video)." Li Wei didn't care at all. The cows had already been blown away, so I'm no longer afraid of bragging about bigger cows. Isn't it YY? How lewd is compared with the time travelers? Although Li Wei is not as good as a time traveler who claims to be "self-sowing cannons", compared with him, Y will die of you: "How come you are not even shameless to see people?"

"Who said I dare not see anyone?"

"Damn! You're so ghost!"

A girl flashed into this weathered place, regardless of the obstacles of her companions next to her, and then went straight to the small attic on the second floor where Li Wei was. But what about Li Wei? She immediately called out without any cultivation when she saw the girl.

The girl was scolded innocently and was very angry: "Who did you say is the ghost?"

"...You painted your face like a white-faced ghost, and you painted so many patterns that you don't know what it was. What do you think?" Li Wei retorted indifferently, but... this was wrongly accusing the girl.

Speaking of which, the practice of smearing face is still a very noble symbol. It is one of the few things that Japan learned intact from the Dongtu Tang Dynasty. The girl just finished her performance and did not take off her makeup, so she looked like this. Logically speaking, high-end prostitutes - geishas, ​​should also smears, but these around Li Wei seem to be inadequate enough, or because they were kissed many times a day to save costs, they did not smear anyway. Li Wei can be said to be the first time she has seen such a scene. Sister Jing Hu doesn't need such things to show her noble temperament. Princess Ayan and Princess Nomi are born with beauty, and a group of generals don't use this kind of thing. The pair of coffee tables that appointed Sister Jing Hu may be poor and have no money to buy a facial mask, right? Anyway, Li Wei was completely scared.

"You...you..."

"Don't you know when you say someone else's name?" Li Wei started to be awesome, thinking he was a big shot.

By the way, when Li Wei pretends to be 13, he will not end well. This is the way of heaven.

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I said I was in good shape today

Also, who are these two new characters?
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