Chapter 245: A Little Story About Dinner(1/2)
"What can we do?"
"I'll tell you a story, please listen."
Ji Qingyan nodded, with a serious look on her face.
"One day, an elephant was making poop on the grass. After pooping, he found that there was no paper. A little white rabbit happened to come. The elephant said, little white rabbit, are you losing your hair? The little white rabbit can't tell you.
, and then the elephant wiped its butt with the little white rabbit."
"It's disgusting. You can't say anything else."
"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet." Lin Yi said:
"The next day, the elephant was eating. After eating, he found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit happened to come next to him. The elephant asked, little black rabbit, are you losing your hair? The little black rabbit couldn't tell you.
Ah, then the elephant wiped its mouth with the little black rabbit."
"Then the little black rabbit said, Tie Zi, I am the little white rabbit yesterday."
"ah--!"
"Lin Yi, you are so disgusting, why don't you let me eat?"
Ji Qingyan had the urge to go crazy. She only regretted that her legs were not long enough, otherwise she would have kicked him away.
"Isn't it to help you lose weight?" Lin Yi said with a smile: "Do you have an appetite now?"
"I'm going to be sick to death." Ji Qingyan said, "I won't eat it, I won't eat it."
"Look, the effect is achieved."
"If I don't eat, you can't eat either. I'll calm down for a while and then you can eat."
"I even brought out my trump card, but you can still eat it? Are you an elephant?"
"Lin Yi, I'll kill you!"
Ji Qingyan rushed over angrily and pushed Lin Yi onto the sofa.
"How dare you do this with me? Believe it or not, I will scratch the soles of your feet."
"I'm wearing shoes today, but you can't take them off."
"Then I'll change places."
"I'm not ticklish in other places, so your trick won't work."
squeak——
"Senior sister..."
The office door was pushed open at this moment, and time seemed to stand still at this moment.
"I, am I here at a bad time?" He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.
"Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think." Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, her face like a ripe peach.
It's not even one o'clock yet, why is she here?
It's so embarrassing.
"Senior sister, don't worry, explain slowly, I'm listening." He Yuanyuan said: "I really want to know, besides applauding for love, what else can this gesture be used for?"
"What's wrong with you!"
Lin Yi shouted, "You are such an adult, why don't you even wink at all? Get out quickly and come back in two hours!"
"Two hours?"
He Yuanyuan stared, "Boss Niubi, I'm leaving now."
"Why go? Just stay here!" Ji Qingyan said.
"Isn't this bad?" Lin Yi said reluctantly.
"What's wrong!"
"The main thing is to take two at a time. I'm afraid my body won't be able to bear it."
"Uh-huh?"
Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then realized what Lin Yi meant.
"Lin Yi, if you are talking nonsense, I will strangle you to death." Ji Qingyan said angrily: "Get up, why are you still lying down?"
"Uh, okay."
"Hey, it's so sour. We have known each other for so many years, and this is the first time I see my senior sister wearing a jersey. Boss, you are so lucky."
"Just showing your legs, that's not a big deal, it's just a drizzle."
"Is it all drizzling?"
He Yuanyuan showed an expression as if she had experienced it, as if to say, I know everything.
"That's right, it's nothing."
He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously, "Since my senior sister won't let me leave, I won't leave. It just so happens that I haven't arrived for lunch yet."
What's new once is familiar again, He Yuanyuan is not polite this time.
Pick up the chopsticks and start eating directly.
Ji Qingyan was unhappy. I begged for a long time to make this specially for me. Why did you eat it?
Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took her mobile phone and sent Lin Yi a WeChat message.
Ji Qingyan: "Go and tell Yuanyuan a story."
Lin Yi: "Hmm? What story are you telling?"
Ji Qingyan: "The story of the little white rabbit and the elephant."
Lin Yi: "Why are you telling her this story?"
Ji Qingyan: "If she eats all the food you cooked for me, then what will I eat? I can't let her take advantage of it."
Lin Yi: "What does this mean? Didn't she eat it once before? Didn't you say nothing?"
Ji Qingyan: "Isn't that the first time? Just eat it once. I haven't eaten it several times."
Lin Yi:???
What kind of psychology is this!
Ji Qingyan: "Go quickly, go quickly."
Under Ji Qingyan's coercion and inducement, Lin Yi coughed a few times and said:
"Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about serving dinner."
"Okay, it just so happens that I can eat more." He Yuanyuan said.
"The story goes like this. Once upon a time, there was an elephant on the grassland..."
"Ha ha……"
As soon as he started speaking, He Yuanyuan burst into laughter, which stunned Lin Yi.
I haven't started speaking yet, are you just laughing?
"Boss, is the story you want to tell about an elephant wiping its butt with a little white rabbit?"
"How did you know?"
"I've heard it before." He Yuanyuan said while eating, not affected at all.
"There is still a follow-up." Lin Yi said: "I will tell you next."
"I also know what happened later. The next day I wiped my mouth with a little black rabbit. Is this it?"
"You even know this?"
"That's right." He Yuanyuan picked up a piece of ribs and said:
"There is a third paragraph to this story. On the third day, a little hedgehog came. The elephant picked it up and picked its teeth. The little squirrel said, I am the little white rabbit the day before yesterday."
"vomit--"
Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the little white rabbit turned into a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan couldn't stand it anymore.
I rushed to the bathroom and retched.
When she came out, her face was pale. Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she couldn't eat any more.
"Senior sister, why did you vomit?!" He Yuanyuan was stunned, "Isn't it because you are happy? Don't you say that you two are innocent? Something can happen even if you don't?"
"What's the point? Do you know how disgusting the story you are telling is?"
"Isn't it disgusting? Isn't this a little story for dinner? Why do you still take it seriously?"
Saying that, He Yuanyuan ate another piece of pork ribs with relish, not to mention how fragrant it was.
Ji Qingyan:......
To be continued...