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"I'm on my way" has been released! By the way, here is a small blind date composition!(1/3)

Introduction to the new book:

Zhang Hong, who came to the parallel world, wanted to continue to be an ordinary office worker.

But as soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he had become the director of a third-rate miserable TV series played by a young and handsome actor.

As a keyboard strongman in his previous life, he often whispered to people, "Just like this kind of trash plot? I can do it if I go to it!"

This time he really got on...

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This is probably the case with the new book.

Then I went on a blind date two days ago. This blind date made me feel more irritated.

It’s not very good to put it in a new book, so write it out and put it in an old book.

Blind date diary:

Two days ago, I was conceiving a new book, but suddenly I told me on WeChat that someone added me.

When I saw it, the note said it was "seen in the Yue Lao Group".

After thinking for a moment, I remembered it.

A few months ago, I was indeed fooled by my buddy into a blind date group.

After joining the group, you can apply to become a guest after joining the group. After becoming a guest, you must send your personal information to the group owner. Then he will promote your information in the group, and then pull you into the guest group and kick you out of the blind date group.

And in the guest group, everyone is banned.

Tsk, this is boring.

So I stopped paying attention and just bought some fun by 9.9 yuan.

Unexpectedly, a few months later, someone actually added me.

I passed.

What is the first thing you usually do after passing?

Of course it depends on the hottest circle of friends!

Maybe there are photos ~

But unfortunately, the other party’s circle of friends was displayed within three days.

And I didn't send anything in the past three days.

I just left it alone and continued to think about the new book.

But the other party quickly sent a message.

"Hello."

I also replied regularly: "Ah, hello. Did the Yue Lao push it... I almost forgot this."

"I bought you back from 9.9 yuan. (Laughing and crying)"

I:"???"

Then she sent a screenshot.

Inside is her conversation with the Yue Lao.

It was when she saw my information and wanted my contact information, so she handed over the nine-nine yuan, and the Yue Lao pushed my WeChat business card to her.

Um?

I fell into deep thought.

There were 500 people in that blind date group, and according to my understanding, there were at least 6 similar blind date groups in Yue Lao's hands.

Then one is nine yuan, and it will be calculated as ten yuan.

500 people are 5,000 yuan, and six groups are 30,000 yuan!

Then this is still a bit of food.

If you like the guest information, you have to pay 9.9 yuan if you want to contact information.

No wonder after applying to become a guest, you will enter the banned guest group, and then you will be kicked out of the blind date group.

I see!

The truth has been solved!

I fell into deep thoughts, thinking if I could do this too.

But then gave up.

Too troublesome.

Seeing that I hadn't replied, the girl couldn't help but start asking questions.

“It’s quite busy with work?”

Me: "No, I'm just an ordinary unemployed vagrant."

"Haha, you are quite humorous. I was from 1992, how old are you?"

Me: "December 31, 1992."

"Then I'm older than you, I'm 10.28 (laughing and crying)"

Then she sent a screenshot.

It's her own profile.

He is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 48 kilograms. He was born in 1992 and is a doctor in a Chinese medicine hospital.

The photos are beautiful.

According to my aesthetics, if the full score is 10, the photo will be at least 7.5 points.

After that, there was a normal awkward chat.

Hobbies, life, what do you do in daily life, work, etc.

Maybe because I felt that the atmosphere was almost done, the girl started to get to the point.

"What kind of partner do you want to find (frown)"

Me: "You can communicate with each other and get used to each other's lifestyle."

Me: "I am a person who is generally more rational, and I do have a lot of my thoughts on writing books, so life is generally simple."

Me: "There are many troublesome people"

Me: "So it's just this simple, eating, drinking, having fun, and then having something to communicate with each other."

Me: "Probably this is the case."

Me: "Where are you? What do you want to look for?"

There was no reply there.

I didn't care, so I continued to think about the new book.

Then, a few minutes later, she suddenly spoke again.

"Are you the kind of salary card you will pay after marriage (question)"

I frowned and suddenly felt a little unhappy in my heart.

After only five minutes of chatting, I asked this kind of question directly?

"Depending on the situation, pay about half and leave half, or leave one third."

After a pause, I continued to type:

"Of course, this is fake."

"The matter of managing money is first of all, trust, and then financial management. The other party knows how to manage finances, so of course they will take them all. I am quite simple, just eat and wear well, and then concentrate on writing novels. If the other party doesn't understand these things very well, then everyone will take them the same."

Girl: "It seems that it's not that my wife is still very rational. Women are generally emotional, while men are rational. After all, girls still need a sense of security."

I didn't reply.

sense of security?

If you feel unsafe, why bother to be together?

If you don't worry, what's the difference between you and me?

Besides, you feel insecure, so you have all the money. Who will give me my sense of security?

A few days ago, I saw a news online that there was another Pastoral Female Boxing asking for "the surname of the name" and asking for a child to take the surname of the woman.

Baboon scratches his head.

Let’s not talk about you looking down on men, so why do you have to get married and have children?

Let’s talk about another point. The cash in their eyes is not only the children, but also the woman will change her surname to the man after marriage. Why don’t they say it?
To be continued...
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