Chapter 136 The Colonel
The Fortress Front, the temporary camp of the 1st Regiment of the 3rd Marine Division, the 14th Near-East Army Group of the Imperial Army.
"Yuke, you must sort out today's battle report for me before dawn. If I wake up and still can't see the battle report, be careful that I will kick your chrysanthemum." In the command center of the regiment headquarters, an Imperial Army colonel carrying two three-star shoulder stamps on his shoulders roared at a captain and staff member, and then he carried a bottle of half-drink wine and swayed out of the command center.
"The alien insects of dog days have caused me to not sleep well for months. Damn, I don't know if my little lovers have cuckolded me. Humph, after seeing that I return from triumphant, I won't clean up these stinky ladies."
After leaving the command center, the colonel glanced with his confused drunk eyes. The mountains where the alien insects were roaring and roaring were faintly heard in the distance. He complained in a low voice, then he raised his head and took a sip of the wine. Then he walked towards his camp tent. What he didn't know was that there were two pairs in the corner not far away, oh no, it should be three pairs of small eyes that were shining with their brilliance and secretly looking at him.
"Col. Brother Hao is definitely a big fish." Hu Erpang, who was holding Hao Yi's shoulder, whispered.
"Nonsense, do you think Brother Hao is blind?" Haoyi glanced at him angrily. According to the regular organization of the near-ground combat troops, the commander of the Land Force was usually the rank of colonel. If nothing unexpected happened, the officer in front of him who was almost the same as a drunkard would most likely be the commander of the Land Force.
"Master, please decide quickly. We have been here for most of the day. We have been staring at more than ten officers back and forth. If we don't decide to take action, it will be dawn." The thunder, which was tightly slapped in Haoyi's armor collar, slapped its little eyes and complained in a slight voice.
"Okay, that's all, let's bet to see if we have found the real master." Hao Yi pondered for a moment, and finally whispered, and gestured to Hu Erpang. The two of them closed their holographic masks and quietly followed the colonel quietly.
At this moment, the camp was still brightly lit, and many officers and soldiers were still busy preparing for tomorrow morning's attack. Haoyi and his two men followed the colonel side by side, which naturally would not attract the attention of other imperial officers and soldiers.
A moment later, a huge military tent suddenly appeared in the open space not far away. The colonel, who was humming a small song all the way, rushed into the tent.
Hao Yi, who was following not far away, looked around and saw that no other Imperial soldiers noticed that they and Hu Erpang were watching, so they quietly made a gesture to Hu Erpang. The two of them quickly walked to the door of the camp and listened with their ears. Seeing that the colonel's snoring seemed to have sounded inside, Hao Yi raised his hand and gently knocked on the iron door.
"Who?" The colonel's vague question came from behind the door.
"Sir, we'll give you a midnight snack." Haoyi said nonsense.
"Midnight snack, when did I ask you to have midnight snack?" A sound of a bottle of wine was hit behind the iron gate. The iron gate was then pulled open, and the colonel with a drunken eyes suddenly appeared in front of Haoyi and the others.
"Dong." At that time, the colonel had not seen Haoyi and the other two clearly. Hu Erpang raised his right fist and smashed it hard. The colonel suddenly fell down straight before he could even hum.
"Quick." Haoyi whispered, then rushed into the room, leaned over and quickly pulled the colonel who had been beaten out into the tent directly with Hu Erpang.
There were empty wine bottles in the tent of 10 to 20 square meters, which showed that the colonel was also a veritable alcoholic.
"Wake him up." Haoyi followed Hu Erpang and threw the colonel on the dirty camp bed. He gave Hu Erpang a deep command, and he quickly walked to the tent window and looked outside carefully.
Before Haoyi could turn around, a loud sneeze sound from the colonel came from behind. Haoyi looked in shock and saw that Hu Erpang, the man who had unbuttoned his armor and looked at the colonel's nostrils, had a bubble of golden and smelly urine. Seeing Haoyi couldn't help but start to get black.
"You, who are you?" The colonel, who was awakened by Hu Erpang's smelly urine, angrily glared at Hu Erpang, who was standing by the bed and was re-installing his crotch armor, and shouted loudly.
"Erpang, tell him." Haoyi smiled coldly, turned around and looked at the movement outside the tent, and then walked over to the empty wine bottle all over the floor.
"See, we are the ones who kill you." Hu Erpang actually took out the steel dagger and sneered on the bridge of the colonel's nose covered with his stinky urine.
"You..." The colonel subconsciously shrank back, and his right hand calmly put on the gun around his waist.
"Go to your uncle." How could his little move escape Hu Erpang's eyes? This guy turned the dagger back and stabbed the colonel's lower abdomen with the hilt of the knife. The colonel bent down immediately in pain. Hu Erpang then took the opportunity to remove the gun from the colonel's waist.
"Thunder, it's time to go out to work." Hao Yi, who walked to the bed, reached out and pulled out the thunder hidden in his armor, and threw it straight to the colonel who was still covering his stomach and humming.
"I, why is it so smelly?" Lei shouted repeatedly on the camp bed covered with Hu Er's fat urine.
"Hehe, it's Fatty Master, my urine, how can it taste so good?" Hu Erpang actually licked his face and said to Lei with a smile.
"Ah." Lei Wenyan was so scared that he bounced away, afraid that he would get Hu Erpang's smelly urine. The colonel, who had a stinky urine on his head and a stinky urine on his face, had a slight blush on his face.
"What's the matter? Just work quickly." Haoyi scolded in a deep voice.
The reason for waking the colonel is not to interrogate him. For Hao Yi, who has an invincible magic weapon like Lei, he does not need to waste time at all. What Hao Yi has to do is to let Lei swallow the colonel's brain and obtain effective information in his brain. However, according to Lei's statement, if you want to obtain more accurate and effective information, it is best to ensure that the target person is awake.
Although this approach is a bit cruel, it is an alternative interrogation method with the highest efficiency and success rate.
"Uh, master, can you let this guy take a hot shower first? I'm X, my head is covered with stinky stinky piss, I can't do it." Lei raised his little finger and pointed at the pale colonel, muttering in a low voice.
"Who are you and what do you want to do?" At this time, the colonel who slowly recovered, had a blue face and threatened Haoyi and the others with a cold voice: "This is a military camp, there are thousands of fully armed soldiers outside, as well as chariots and mechas. If you want to attack me, unless you don't want to die."
"Hehe, I just want to die. You Ermao San is quite strong. Are you a regiment commander or a staff officer?" Haoyi was amused by the colonel's cold eyes and asked with a sneer.
"I am the group of this group...what do you want to do?" The colonel, who still had a lot of alcohol in his mind, almost blurted out subconsciously.
"Hmph, Lei quickly acts, if you don't do it, I will let Erpang urinate on you too." Haoyi snorted disdainfully, turned around and grabbed Lei who was trying to hide from afar, and threatened with grin.
"Okay, but this guy's head is so smelly." Lei, who looked helpless, pointed to the colonel's head covered with Hu Erfa's fat urine with a sad face, and complained depressedly.
No matter how much he complained, he saw Haoyi's bad eyes, Lei seemed to have no doubt that this unscrupulous master would really make Hu Erpang urinate on himself, although he didn't know if Hu Erpang's ammunition depot still had ammunition.
"You..." So, in the colonel's stunned, Lei Sanliang jumped in front of him, opened his mouth and spit out a small tongue that seemed to be able to stretch infinitely, with a small snake head with sharp teeth at the end of the tongue.
"Woo..." When the colonel was so scared that his face was pale and subconsciously wanted to exclaim, Hu Er, who was beside him, was fat and quick, picked up the dirty sheet on the camp bed, and stuffed the colonel's big mouth firmly.
Chapter completed!