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Chapter 007 Two Fatty's View of Love

"Erpang, you said Brother Hao, sometimes I am too weak?"

Late at night, on the Gobi Desert outside the Longtan Base, Haoyi and Hu Erpang sat side by side on the edge of the cliff. You and I smoked ball cigarettes one by one, looking at the vast starry sky, recalling the thrilling days they experienced together. As they chatted, Haoyi suddenly felt emotion, and vomited a long smoke ring, asking with a loss.

"Ahem, too weak, Brother Hao, what are you referring to? Cough cough cough..." Hu Erpang was choked by the spicy cigarette and burst into tears. He was not used to this feeling of swallowing clouds and spitting mist.

"Hey, although I have experienced such an adventure that no one dares to imagine, in the end, I always find that I have been exploited by others." Hao Yi sighed again, frowned and stared at a starry-looking star in the starry sky, as if he was talking to himself.

"No, Brother Hao, why do you feel this inexplicable feeling?" Hu Erpang turned around in surprise, blinked his little eyes and asked curiously.

"Forget it, I can't explain it clearly in one sentence." After sucking a choking cigarette heavily, Haoyi shook his head with a wry smile, turned around and patted Hu Erpang's shoulder, and asked with a smile: "Erpang, then tell me, what is the most important thing in life."

"The most important thing is of course eating." Hu Erpang shouted excitedly as he heard this, holding the cigarette in his hand.

"Dong." Haoyi staggered immediately when he heard this, and stood on the edge of the stone cliff, almost rolling down.

"Uh, Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erpang scratched his head in shock, looking puzzled at Hao Yi's reaction.

"No, it's okay..." Hao Yi waved his hand powerlessly, feeling that his internal organs were almost displaced by this foodie. After so many years of separation, Hu Erpang still has not changed. He is a big foodie through and through. Perhaps, this is probably due to his nature, which makes Hao Yi so shocked.

"Are I wrong? For me, my greatest wish in my life is to taste all the food in the world. I don't care about other people's ideals and fantasies, goals and ambitions, etc. Anyway, for me, Fat Master, eating is the most important top priority in my life. Since it is the most important thing, no matter which monsters, gods, gods, monsters, I can't stop Fat Master from eating a lot of food. Brother Hao, I think I will never die on the battlefield or die in bed in my life. Fat Master is destined to be killed by countless delicacies."

Seeing that Haoyi was obviously disdainful of his answer, Hu Erpang suddenly started to talk seriously.

"..." Although Hu Erpang's opinion on life was very vulgar, it was real and without any pretentiousness. Hao Yi felt surprised. In an instant, Hao Yi suddenly felt that he didn't know the boy in front of him.

"Brother Hao, then what is the most important thing in life?" Seeing Haoyi staring at him in a daze, Hu Er's fat face suddenly turned red, and he continued to scratch the back of his short hair on the back of his head and murmured.

"Hey, I don't know either." Hao Yi woke up and looked at the cigarette butts that were left with only cigarette butts in his hand. He moved his finger and bounced the cigarette butts away.

"Before joining the army, the dream I had for myself was to become the coolest marshal of the whole Federation so that my parents could also enjoy the glory together. After so many years, I suddenly felt that the so-called goal was so childish and superficial, but I didn't know what the most important thing in my life was for myself." After a pause, Haoyi subconsciously took out a cigarette and lit it, and said in a low voice: "If my parents were still here, maybe I would regard filial piety as my top priority. But now, now, the only people around me are you, Aileen and her uncle and aunt. If you really want to count, what is the most important, maybe you, for me, is the most important."

"Then there is Sister Darlena. Of course, that former Catherine and Zhu Xueer are one of them now. Are they not important to you?" Hu Erpang blinked his little eyes and asked seriously as if he had changed his own person.

"Uh, I said Erpang, don't you pick up any pot without opening it, okay?" After being poked by Hu Erpang for no reason, Haoyi responded awkwardly: "You guy, don't you know that you, Brother Hao, are you a family and a family now? Alas, Sister Darlena and Zhu Xueer are naturally my good friends, but we..."

"Okay, Brother Hao." Before Haoyi finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hu Erpang, who had always obeyed his words for the first time in his life and said: "It's not brothers who say you, you are really a bit of a mother-in-law and mother-in-law. When a man is alive, he wants to be vigorous and open-minded, and dare to love, hate and act spontaneously. Although Fatty, I don't know much about the love between men and women. When I know, since I love you, you must dare to act. At worst, you can take them both together. What are you afraid of? A real man is the best man to be at the top of the sky. It's no big deal to have a three-wife and four concubines. You don't know. Sister Dallena heard the news that you were killed by Lin Bin's damn, and she almost went to seek revenge on Lin Bin's bastard alone, and Miss Zhu Xueer, although she married Lin Bin's bastard in name, didn't there be any saying that, what kind of camp is called on? I can see that Fat Master, the heart of a daughter is really placed here."

"Cough cough..." Looking at Hu Erpang's speech, it was a serious matter, especially the inappropriate allusion he quoted, which made Hao Yi laugh immediately. He was choked by the smoke and coughed repeatedly.

"My X, Brother Hao, I've wasted so much saliva, have you understood?" Hu Er's fat little eyes glared again, and he said loudly in anger.

"I understand, I said, Erpang seems that you are not only studying food, but also good at love and love." Hu Erpang's serious look made Haoyi smile and lean back. Seeing that Hu Erpang's face was stern, he was about to start preaching again, Haoyi waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, we don't talk about women's affairs, let's talk about how to live vigorously as a person standing and urinating in this life."

"Well, I really have no idea about it, Mr. Fatty." Hu Erpang looked at the cigarette in his hand, which had not taken a few sips but was almost burned to ashes. He threw it down from the cliff, looked up at the vast starry sky, and looked like a monk who was a Taoist monk. A very Zen sentence appeared in a very meticulous way: "In life, maybe you should do it."

"Bang." Haoyi was immediately beaten by Hu Er's fat thunder and stood on the edge of the cliff, and he started to rush to death with weakness.

"Uh, Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erpang, who was looking at the starry sky with a devout look on his face, was startled by the movement beside him. When he turned around, he saw Hao Yi's appearance, and hurriedly reached out to push Hao Yi.

"No, it's okay, you Brother Hao, I may be a little anemia, dizzy, weak and weak..." Haoyi sat up staggeringly and said casually.

"Anemia, Brother Hao, then you should eat more meat. The meat contains a lot of iron elements, which can help you synthesize a lot of fresh blood in your body. Of course, you can also eat more red dates, but it is said that that thing is a woman's favorite..." When Hu Erpang heard this, he became interested and said it was spitting everywhere.

"Stop, stop, don't recommend your food recipe to you Brother Hao." Haoyi hurriedly cut off Hu Erpang's head with a black look on his face, smoked a cigarette hard, spit out a round smoke ring, and said with some insight: "However, what you said accidentally just now is really fucking to be angry. Well, only by doing what you should do can you be called a pure natural and pollution-free man."

"Gu..." Just as Hao Yi suddenly felt something, a very inconsistent noise suddenly echoed under this quiet starry sky.

"I'm hungry." Haoyi asked with his head tilted, suppressed his smile and turned around.

"Yes." Hu Erpang's expression suddenly turned like a young wife who was wronged, and nodded weakly and responded.

"I said, when you came out, you didn't put your big belly first." Haoyi reached out and patted Hu Er's fat belly and asked with a smile.

"Brother Hao, it's not me that the food in your base is too bad."

While Hu Erpang shook his head, he seemed to find the object of complaining, and began to criticize him like beans.

"Since I woke up after I woke up after the operation, your medical staff sent me a total of twelve breakfasts, lunches and dinners, but I found that all breakfasts, lunches and dinners were all individual rations that were always prepared in the army. Last night, Fatty, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I sneaked to the logistics area of ​​your base, like a delicious dish to supplement my nutrition, but damn, who knew that in addition to all kinds of quick-food individual rations in your base, you actually even had a lot of instant foods in the kitchen of your base. You can't find a ham sausage. You don't know, Brother Hao, I was so anxious that I wanted to cut off my own meat and eat it as a kebab. Brother Hao, it's not me who said you, as the highest commander here, it's very wrong not to consider the food and nutrition of the officers and soldiers under your hands. If you say it's light, it will affect the appetite of each officer and soldier, and then the health of the brothers; if you say it's heavy, it will directly affect the combat effectiveness of the army under your hands..."

"Well, Brother Erpang, you brother Hao, I know your mistake. You are always merciful. Please spare me and stop talking about it." Hu Erpang said another lesson to Haoyi as if Tang Seng suddenly possessed him. It immediately made Haoyi feel that there seemed to be countless flies buzzing and flying beside his ears. In extreme depression, Haoyi had to beg for mercy.

"Okay, I won't continue to talk about it because you are my Brother Hao. Well, if you lack a chef at the base, Brother Hao, you can consider me first." After being interrupted by Hao Yi suddenly, Hu Erpang opened his mouth in surprise, as if he was still unsatisfied: "By the way, Brother Hao, do you have any snacks or something on you? The greedy people in my stomach are about to rebel."

"Uh, this is the only one..." Haoyi hurriedly threw away the cigarette butts when he heard this. After a while of rummaging, he only took out another pack of cigarettes and two chewing gum from his pocket.

"My X, Brother Hao, you are too unfavorable. You don't bring any delicious food when you go out." Hu Erpang snatched the gum from Haoyi's hand in dissatisfaction, threw it into his mouth in a few seconds, and chewed it while looking around in the starry sky.

"Erpang, what are you looking at?" Haoyi scratched his head in shock and asked in confusion.

"Which direction is the nearest snack bar here?" Hu Erfat responded without looking back: "It would be great if there was a Qianli Xiang Wonton Shop here, so I could have a delicious night of fragrant wontons."
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