Chapter 036 Unpleasant nursery rhymes
On the outskirts of Rock City on the Solomi Planet, an ugly fighter jet that looks like a huge bat is flying straight into the city. The wings on both sides of the fighter are almost flush with the nose, the fuselage is huge and thick, with a turbojet engine on both sides of the middle. The slender tail two bodies are connected to an inverted V-shaped double tail wing, and two large red crosses are painted on the inverted triangle wing. This is one of the most equipped logistics fighters in the federal army - the medical transport aircraft. The thick fuselage of the medical transport aircraft is divided into two upper and lower structures. The belly of the lower layer can be used to carry a large number of soldiers' weapons and equipment, and dozens of cabins on the upper layer can be used as temporary battlefield medical centers to rescue soldiers injured on the battlefield.
The medical transport aircraft can undertake tactical transportation tasks and field rescue tasks at the same time, and is a relatively important logistics fighter for the federal army. However, the fuselage of this medical transport aircraft flying to Rock City does not have the symbol of the federal army. It can fly freely in the depths of the rebels, and there is no escort fighter, which only means that the fighter itself is a member of the rebels.
At this time, in a cabin of a transport plane, Hao Yi, wearing a federal army uniform, was lying bored on a hospital bed, holding his head with his legs crossed, humming the extremely ugly iconic nursery rhyme, "I am a little duck, ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
In the bed next to Haoyi, Hu Erpang, who was wrapped in white bandages like a big white spider, was squinting his eyes and snoring, making the sound of snoring sounds, as if accompanying Haoyi's children's songs, mixed into a crazy "music" that echoed in the cabin. On the other side of Haoyi, Zhao Jiakun, who was lying on the bed next to Haoyi, was resting with his eyes closed. Although his brows were frowning, Zhao Jiakun was not worried by the "music" of Haoyi and his two children. At this moment, he was thinking about how to escape from the rebels.
At the door of this cabin, a rebel Marine was holding an electromagnetic spear in her hand and staring at Hu Erpang, who was humming children's songs and blowing bubbles on his nostrils. Although the Marine was wearing a holographic helmet connected to the armor and could not see the expression on his face at this moment, his heavy armor was trembling slightly at this moment, as if telling others that the poor Marine was enduring great pain.
"Hohaha, Xiaopang wants to buy a house, Xiaopang wants to buy a land, Xiaopang owes me 3,000 yuan, but I haven't paid it yet! You're good, you're good, if you don't pay it back, you'll sprinkle paint! Huhhh..." Haoyi hummed the ugly children's song countless times, and finally changed to another unknown song with a slightly faster rhythm. However, the sound was still very ugly.
"Da da da da!" Suddenly, the nail gun in the Marine's hand rang out in a hurry, and a string of nail bullets rubbed above Hao Yi and the others, plunged into the bulkhead, and a series of small and rapid explosions sounded. Then, the red alarm lights in the cabin sounded shrillly.
"Damn it! Can you fucking shut up?" The gunshot stopped, and amid the shrill alarm, the Marine jumped and roared.
"Uh..." Frightened by the sudden movement, Haoyi tilted his head and stared at the rebel Marine curiously with innocent eyes, and finally stopped the song that was not fully capable of killing people as he wished.
"Brother Hao, what's going on? Is it time to eat?" The explosion of the spike bullet inside the bulkhead also woke Hu Erpang who was sleeping soundly. He blinked his big mouth with still saliva, rubbed his snot that was about to drip, stretched lazily, and asked Hao Yi in confusion.
"Shut up!" This time, Haoyi and the Marine criticized Hu Erpang, making Hu Erpang look at Haoyi with a faint look, like an innocent child.
"Buzz!" The automatic door of the bulkhead suddenly opened, and two live ammunition-loading marines rushed in. One of them nervously asked the Marine who was guarding Haoyi and said, "Eden, what's going on?"
"It's okay! Damn it, one of these two dog days sings a messy and ugly nursery rhymes, and the other snoring sounds almost caught up with the laser cannon. Damn, I'm almost crazy by them!" The Marine who was guarding Haoyi took a breath a few times first, then pointed at Haoyi and cursed.
After hearing what the Marine named Eden said, the two rebels were stunned at first, and then a burst of laughter came from the loudspeaker taken from the land mecha. One rebel bent over and almost lost the nail gun in his hand. The other rebel patted Eden's shoulder with some gloating pleasure and said while laughing: "Eden, now you understand why we don't want to come to see these three guys! These three guys, especially the guy who is as thin as a yellow-faced monkey, have been humming messy songs from being captured by us to being thrown on the transport plane, which makes the brothers almost collapsed."
"Hey, brother, don't bring such insults! The songs I sing are a bit ugly, but no matter how you say they are, they are all giving you free singing skills. Now any interstellar singer sings, who shouldn't charge you a sky-high ticket? Alas, it's really ignorant of the good people!" Hearing the conversations of these three rebels, Hao Yi suddenly sat upright and defended himself seriously, and finally pretended to sigh that people's hearts were not as cold as ever.
"Fuck, no, I'm going to ask the captain to change the duty!" Eden turned around and glared at Haoyi with some disgust, then shouted at the two rebels.
"All right! Eden, you'd better stay here obediently! Haha, let's retreat!" A rebel stopped Eden, who was about to rush out, patted his shoulder, and then called another rebel. Before Eden could react, the two of them rushed out of the automatic door like wild dogs that had been rid of their reins.
"Uh..." In the room, Haoyi and the rebels named Eden fell speechless.
"Damn it, stay quiet for me. If you dare to make a noise again, I will break up you, you bastard!" After a long time, Eden came back to his senses, glared at Haoyi hatefully through his holographic helmet, and threatened with the nail gun in his hand.
"Uh, isn't it just improvising his own strengths? As for this way, is it that the interstellar singer who thinks he is about to become famous?" Haoyi curled his lips and muttered in dissatisfaction.
"What are you talking about? Stay good at me, I'll go!" Eden roared with a black thread on his head, and was about to go out, he suddenly turned around and warned Haoyi and the other two: "Now the plane is five thousand meters high, even if you want to escape, it will be ruined if you don't have wings. So stay honestly for me!" After that, Eden escaped from the cabin without looking back.
"Tsk!" Haoyi raised his middle finger at Eden's back with contempt. When he turned around, he saw Zhao Jiakun staring at him in a daze. "Uh, what's wrong with Old Zhao? You won't be frightened by these kittens and dogs, right?" Haoyi scratched the back of his head, waved his hand and asked in front of Zhao Jiakun.
"Stop messing with Haoyi, should we think of a way to get out of here!" Zhao Jiakun slapped Haoyi's hand off and frowned and said seriously.
"Get out?" Haoyi widened his eyes and looked at Zhao Jiakun in disbelief and reminded: "Have you heard the fat pig just now? Now the plane is in the sky, unless all three of us have become birdmen who can fly!"
"Then you have to discuss a solution while you are now in a gap! Are you two willing to be thrown into the rebel prisoner-of-war camp? I heard that the rebel prisoner-of-war camp is really not a place for people to stay!"
"Uh, okay, let me think about it!" Seeing Zhao Jiakun's serious appearance, Haoyi finally nodded seriously, put away his careless appearance, frowned and thoughtful.
"Even a bird who can fly can't fly if he is hungry." Hu Erpang pulled the bandage that was wrapped like a fat spider, rubbed his back, which was still painful, and muttered in a low voice, then fell back and began to fall asleep again. For him, even if the sky fell, it could not stop him from eating, drinking and sleeping.
"I have it!" Hu Erpang's snoring sounded just now, but Hao Yi suddenly slapped his forehead and shouted excitedly. He turned around and saw Hu Erpang who was already in a coma. He jumped over in anger. He twisted Hu Erpang's ear and shouted: "You foodie, stop sleeping, get up quickly! Brother Hao has a serious explanation!"
Amid Hu Er's humming and grinning in pain, Haoyi called Zhao Jiakun and whispered in the ears of the two of them.
"Haoyi, can it work?" Zhao Jiakun frowned and worried as he heard Haoyi's eyebrows dance.
"Allah Lao Zhao!" Hu Erpang curled his lips, rubbed his waist, and said indifferently: "With Brother Hao here, let alone a hijacking! Even if it is a battle cruiser, our Brother Hao is easy to capture!"
"You foodie, don't interrupt!" Haoyi glared at Hu Erpang, and then said to Zhao Jiakun seriously: "Old Zhao, as long as you two cooperate with my performance, I believe this transport plane will be able to change its surname to Hao soon!"
"Okay! But it's better to be careful. If it really doesn't work, we'll wait for the plane to land before thinking about a solution!" Zhao Jiakun finally nodded in agreement after Haoyi's persuasion. After that, Zhao Jiakun asked Haoyi to repeat the plan again and carefully analyzed and studied several key points.
After a while, the automatic door opened buzzingly, and the former rebel Marine Eden walked in with a stud gun.
"I, Lao Zhao, you even calculated this. You are so fucking accurate!" When he heard the sound of the automatic door opening, Hao Yi jumped onto the bed, pretending to be shocked, and shouted.
"Calm, calm! Aren't these little CASEs?" Zhao Jiakun, who had always been serious, actually pretended to be an old charlatan at this time, squinted his eyes and waved his hands and said disdainfully.
"What are you doing?!" Eden, who had originally walked in with a gloomy face, suddenly saw the movements of Haoyi and the other two. The rifle in his hand quickly aimed at Haoyi and the other two and shouted sternly.
Chapter completed!