Chapter 025 I am a little duck
In the temporary command post of the 74th Armored Division of the Federal Expeditionary Force, Lieutenant Mihan, the captain of the maintenance team, was lowering his head and listening to the reprimand of a colonel officer with a depressed look on his face.
"I said Mihan, haven't you promised me that your third team will complete the task of repairing the radar station smoothly on time? What about now?" The colonel slapped a mission brief in his hand, slammed on the table, and said angrily: "It's three hours since the original mission completion time has passed. Not only can't even find a personal figure, but your third team has even closed the communication channel without authorization! How do you explain to me?"
"I'm sorry, commander! I think it must be an accident on their way!" Mihanno responded.
"Accident?" The colonel, who was obviously the commander of the Armored Division, finally couldn't help but curse: "A damn bullshit accident! It's less than ten kilometers from here to the radar station, and there are defense areas controlled by our army along the way. Can there be a big accident? Do you know that because you failed to repair the radar station in time, the entire army's original offensive operation in the morning was forced to delay! Major General Kent of the Army was furious and said that I would hold me responsible for delaying the fighter plane! You fuckingly say, should I kill you in advance before going to the military court?"
"Ah? Commander, don't!" Mihan begged with a sad face, and asked in confusion: "Teacher, isn't it just one radar station? As for the combat operations that affect the entire army?"
"You!" The colonel was so angry that his nose was crooked. He raised his hand and wanted to slap Mihan in the face. Finally, he suppressed his anger and put down his hand, and said helplessly: "Tell you the truth. Mihan! The Seventh Space Fleet above our heads was entangled by the rebel fleet and could not be removed and could not provide us with air support. The group army's combat operations could only rely on the near-ground fighter jets of the 35th Air Assault Division for air cover. The only one on the entire front that can guide our fighter jets to conduct accurate air strikes on the rebels is this radar station! Tell me, is this radar station important?"
"Ah?" Unexpectedly, this small radar station was so important. Mihan opened his mouth wide in surprise, and then quickly stepped forward and said to the colonel: "Teacher, please give me another hour. I will lead the team to repair the radar station in person!"
"Okay! Don't let me get a hindshot!" The colonel's anger was slightly reduced, and he waved his hand and said, "Two hours ago, I had already asked the direct reconnaissance connector to do this task, and now it's probably almost done! Damn, those two knives are better than you professional repair soldiers!"
When Mi Han heard the colonel calling him the incompetent maintenance soldiers, he couldn't help but blush and wished to dig a hole to bury him. At the same time, he also cursed Haoyi and others who had lost their traces in his heart, leaving him with no face in front of the division commander.
At this moment, a lieutenant staff officer in charge of communication in the temporary command post suddenly took off his headphones and turned around and said hurriedly to the colonel: "Teacher Commander, the First Frontier Armored Regiment sent an urgent report, saying that a team of rebel armored squads were passing through the unmanned area where our army confronted the rebels and rushed towards our frontier highway."
"How many troops does the other side have? Are there infantry and fighter planes to cover?" the colonel asked in a deep voice.
"Five CC010 siege tanks, three robber individual mechas, several ill-fire assault vehicles, without the cover of fighter jets and infantry!" Lieutenant Staff briefly reported.
"I'm X, I dare to mess with me with just such a little force?" After hearing the staff officer's return, the colonel, who was angry, couldn't help but start to get angry and scolded: "Damn Jim, his armored ball was grown up with shit? Isn't it enough to directly destroy this group of lively rebels? Is it necessary to talk to me?"
"No, division commander! The first regiment commander replied that the group of rebels actually knew our army's communication channel, and forced them into our army's communication channel, and sent a message saying what kind of maintenance team they were from the third team."
"What!" This time it was Mihan and the colonel who shouted in surprise at the same time: "Repair Team!"
The colonel looked back at Mihan with a puzzled look on his face, and Mihan also came to his senses and shrugged helplessly that he didn't know what was going on.
"Transfer the picture of the frontier positions!" The colonel simply stopped paying attention to Mihan, who was also confused and ordered the staff officer.
"Yes, division commander!" As he said that, the staff officer pressed the button on the operating table, and a jaw-dropping picture appeared on the simple holographic communication video.
Five siege tanks without any federal army logo lined up in a long snake formation, moving forward crookedly, with several evil fire assault vehicles following. Two raider mechas that seemed to have failed and could not move were actually tied behind the buttocks of the two tanks, and were dragged like a corpse. What was even more surprising was that there was an extremely exaggerated mecha behind.
The right arm of the mecha, which was originally equipped with a laser rapid-fire cannon, was broken for some reason and only a small piece of cable head with sparks left. Moreover, the "one-armed mecha" seemed to have some problems with the left leg, limping and jumping forward, like a lame steel rabbit.
At this moment, perhaps the communication channel of the team was always on, and Haoyi's iconic gong-breaking voice rang out in time.
"Old Zhao, can you fucking slow down? Wait, I'm tired of jumping around!"
As he said that, the third siege tank in front actually stopped. Then, an even more jaw-dropping scene appeared. The one-armed lame mecha actually jumped behind the butt of the chariot, and with a sudden jump, a wave of dust flew over, he saw that the mecha had spread its legs and sat on the tank's sky cover, like an ancient cavalry riding a war horse.
"Old Zhao, open the way! I'll drive, drive, drive! Hey hey!" In the communication channel, Haoyi's howling of ghosts and wolves once again made everyone in the temporary command post petrified on the spot.
"I'll just pull it! It turns out that the raider mecha can be used like this!" The combat staff of the division headquarters who came over came up at some point raised his hand and held the glasses frame, and said in a daze as if he was suddenly enlightened. The others couldn't help but rub their eyes, staring at the holographic screen in disbelief.
"Teacher, it's Haoyi and the others!" Mi Han, who had been shocked by Haoyi, almost made the head fall out of the way, subconsciously raised his hand and patted the colonel's shoulder and greeted him.
"Uh..." When Mihan touched the four bean mica on the shoulder of the division commander, he suddenly realized his misbehavior, and quickly stopped and looked at the division commander next to him with some concern. He did not expect that the division commander at this time was also shocked, with his mouth slightly opened, and looked at the "one-armed lame" mecha on the picture in a daze, and he did not notice Mihan's misbehavior.
"Wow, I'm a little duck, ya ya ya!" While everyone was thinking about short circuits, the one-armed mecha riding a tank actually waved its only left arm and sang a nursery rhyme that almost made everyone fall into a coma.
"Teacher Commander!" The staff officer operating the holographic communication channel was already disturbed by Hao Yi's extremely unpleasant children's songs, and turned around with a wry smile to remind the colonel who was still in the petrochemical state.
"Uh..." The colonel woke up with a dark head, then found that he was a little out of control. He quickly coughed twice and returned to his majestic expression. He pretended to be angry and cursed: "Damn it, what a shit song! It's so fucking ugly!"
After cursing, the colonel turned around curiously and asked Mihan, "Mihan, did you call me just now?"
"Ahem, yes, the commander of the division! I can be sure that the singer of the nursery rhyme is indeed the top soldier Haoyi of my third team!" Mi Han quickly straightened his head and replied to the report. Seeing the colonel frowned, he quickly continued to explain: "It was in yesterday's battle that you personally issued a battlefield commendation order for your excellent performance, and Haoyi who was promoted to top soldier."
"Oh! I remember, it was that little bastard who was desperate!" The colonel slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.
"Teacher Commander, the first regiment commander is still waiting for your instructions!" the staff officer quickly reminded.
"Uh, inform the front line of the group and give a passage to the team of lost little bastards!" The colonel suddenly changed his face and gritted his teeth and cursed: "Damn it, why don't you go to repair the radar station properly and run to the rebels to play houses? Grandma, I'm a bear, when I come back, I have to kill these little bastards!"
"Well, hehe, division commander, I'll go to the frontline to take back those little bastards and let you shoot them!" Mihan, who had always been serious, cursed when he heard the colonel's anger, and quickly said with a flattering smile while rubbing his hands.
"Get out!" the chief clerk cursed angrily: "Let that little bastard named Haoyi stop singing such an ugly nursery rhyme on the front line next time. My entire teacher's morale will be almost gone!"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't worry, the division commander, I will teach that little bastard a lesson!" Mihan quickly nodded and retreated from the command post, jumped onto a fierce assault vehicle, and rushed towards the front position.
At the front line, Haoyi and others drove the chariot mechas snatched from the rebels. In the surprised eyes of friendly troops, they swaggered over the defense line of the armored regiment and stopped behind a high ground.
Before the tank under his crotch stopped, Haoyi controlled the one-armed lame mecha and jumped down clumsily. As a result, he fell into a cold manner and lay on the ground with his back on his back and screamed: "Oh my God, come and help me!"
The armored soldiers around who were still on guard against this "rebel" armored squad could no longer bear it when they saw this and burst into laughter in the mechas of the tank. After the laughter, two friendly mechas who received the order to lift the alert from the communication channel quickly stepped forward and friendlyly pulled Haoyi who was lying on the ground.
"Damn it, I almost broke my bones apart!" Hao Yi, who jumped out of the narrow mecha cockpit, rubbed his shoulders and cursed complainingly.
"Haoyi! You guys, you guys, you know how to come back!" At this time, Lieutenant Mi Han's loud voice floated over from afar, and Haoyi was immediately frightened.
Chapter completed!