Chapter 94(1/2)
It was just ordinary at that time... (Second update, also a 5,000-word chapter!)
The gate of Gongyuan is open.
The government officials lined up to maintain order and conduct inspections before entering the Gongyuan.
One of the guards stood with his legs crossed in front of the door, took a deep breath, and shouted in a stern voice: "It is forbidden to cheat in the examination room. If any candidate borrows a fake residence address, complies with discipline, increases or decreases seniority, fakes his or her name, he or she will be blackmailed."
Writing documents, assigning questions, making noise in the room, slandering the boss, changing family status, changing test papers, etc. This is all fraud, please leave immediately, we will not investigate further!
It is strictly prohibited to bring anything into the Gongyuan! Except for the necessary Four Treasures of the Study, all kinds of folders, cheat sheets, books, and markers are not allowed to be carried. Please check it yourself. If you have similar items, please put them in the basket in front of the door. They are not allowed here.
It's considered a violation, but if we wait to find out, it's fraud! Listen clearly, it's fraud!
This dynasty's fraud punishment adopts the recommendation and joint sitting system, that is, candidates and local officials are jointly and severally responsible for the authenticity of candidates' information and whether candidates cheat in the examination room!
Listen clearly, as long as a candidate in one area cheats, other candidates and examiners in the same area as the cheating candidate will be jointly and severally punished. The candidate will be disqualified from the examination for that year, and the examiner will be demoted in the lightest case, or directly in the worst case.
Deposed!"
The Osamu's fish-eye-like eyes scanned the entire audience, and all the candidates he targeted turned their attention away.
He patrolled for a week, and then said decisively: "Start self-examination, and start inspection in a quarter of an hour!"
For a time, all the students in the college checked their test boxes. Brothers Zhang Heng and Zeng Xiaozong made no movement. This was a sign of confidence that Mrs. Zeng had checked them over and over again. Moreover, the place was in a mess. If the test boxes were opened, they would be
If a person stuffs something into it, he will lose more than he gains.
A quarter of an hour later, the superintendent gave the order and the search began.
Zhang Heng and the Zeng brothers were at the back, waiting leisurely for the people in front to search.
Zhang Heng looked around at the rare scene in front of him, and suddenly saw someone greeting him: "Brother Ju Zheng! Brother Ju Zheng!"
Zhang Heng raised his eyes and saw that it was brothers Han Jiang and Han Zhen, followed by Lu Gong, Su Song and others, who were probably from the Imperial College.
Zhang Heng quickly raised his hand to greet them, and someone else greeted them: "Brother Ju Zheng, Brother Ju Zheng!"
Zhang Heng looked over again, hey, that was Yang Zhi who almost had a conflict at the polo field that day.
Yang Zhi waved to him with a smile on his face, and Zhang Heng immediately knew that Yang Zhi already knew his identity.
This is inevitable. Although he seldom appears in public, Zhang Twenty-Four's reputation is too great and his circle is small. It is inevitable that there will be people who know him. It is normal for someone to correct him.
Zhang Heng had no ill feelings towards Yang Zhi, and smiled and returned the favor: "Brother Shenxian, after Qiu Wei, I will invite you to Fanlou for dinner!"
Yang Zhi was overjoyed when he heard this: "That's great, but it's better to come down and treat us!"
Han Jiang and others immediately started shouting: "Hey, it's not fun for Zhang Twenty-four to treat us old friends without inviting us!"
Zhang Heng laughed and said: "Let's do it together!"
Everyone cheered immediately.
Seeing someone disrupting the order of the examination room, the damn fish-eyed officer shouted angrily: "Quiet! Quiet! This is a tribute house, not a brothel! Anyone who makes any more noise will be kicked out!"
For a moment, the courtyard suddenly became quiet, and the candidates were like quails obediently accepting the inspection.
Zhang Heng also followed the team obediently. Suddenly, someone in front shouted loudly: "This is not mine, this is not mine, how could I bring the entrainment book? It's unfair! It's unfair, I want to see the examiner!..."
The officer shouted angrily: "Detain him! Then let the chief examiner determine the responsibility!"
The sound of crying to heaven and earth faded away.
Suddenly, a lot of brochures fell quietly among the team. Zhang Heng took a closer look and saw that all kinds of beautifully crafted cheat sheets, stationery, and enclosed brochures were thrown on the floor. There were some people outside the group who quietly retreated and disappeared into the crowd.
Among them, he probably ran away secretly and came here to ghostwrite.
Zhang Heng couldn't help but laugh. Sure enough, people from all dynasties and generations have cheated on exams, but those who are so attentive are still rare.
Zhang Heng followed the team forward. When it was their turn, the guards asked them to open the test box. Zhang Heng did as he was told. When he opened it, the guards immediately let out a sigh.
The officer thought something was wrong, so he immediately came over and immediately smiled when he saw it. Compared with other people's test boxes, the test boxes of Zhang Heng and the Zeng brothers were clearly visible. The writing and ink were all fixed, and the rest of the food and drink boxes were clearly visible.
Bedding and other things are also in good order, and the test box is probably specially designed. Even the material of the test box is very exquisite. At first glance, it looks like it belongs to a wealthy family.
Oshi waved his hand: "Check it, start counting, don't damage it."
The officer quickly checked it carefully, and there was nothing wrong with it. There was nothing wrong with the test box, and the person also had to check it. The officer saw that Zhang Heng had an outstanding appearance, and although his clothes were not flashy, he could tell at the first touch that the materials were not cheap, and he knew this man in his heart.
It was not an ordinary house, so the search was much gentler, and it was quickly passed.
Zhang Heng packed up the test box and went inside. He found his test room according to the test number plate. The test room was indeed cramped and shabby. Fortunately, it was August, and although it was a bit cool, it was not too cold.
But when he thought that after autumn and spring came, it would be freezing cold and it would be too cold to hide under the quilt, and he had to spend three days and two nights in this environment, Zhang Heng shuddered.
"No pain No gain!"
Zhang Heng comforted himself in his heart, then got into the examination room, took out all kinds of stationery and arranged it, and then took out a thin quilt to cushion it, so that sitting like this would not hurt his buttocks, but he was helpless.
, but you will suffer.
Zhang Heng had just finished decorating his small nest when he heard someone nearby wailing: "Damn it! Who put me in this place where grains are reincarnated! At night, the stench will fill the sky, and by then I will
How can I endure it, yue! yue!..."
Probably thinking of the smell, the man couldn't help but retched first.
Zhang Heng: "..."
Zhang Heng couldn't help but mourn for this brother. However, the next moment, he felt that something was about to come out of his belly. He quickly raised his hand. A nearby officer came over and asked, "What's the matter with this gentleman?"
Zhang Heng said embarrassedly: "I defecate at this time every day..."
The officer immediately understood: "Come on, come on this way."
Zhang Heng followed the officer, and then he saw the protagonist who had just cried. The gentleman boiled a pot of water with red eyes, and was pouring the water. He planned to drink some water and press it down, but he saw Zhang Heng coming with the officer.
His eyes suddenly widened: "Hey! No! No! Brother, you are going to..."
Zhang Heng was very embarrassed. While he sympathized with this brother, he couldn't suppress the rebellion in his stomach. He could only smile bitterly and didn't answer. He lowered his head and got into the toilet. There was a crackling sound, and then there was a slight stench.
Overflowed, and the scholar suddenly started to scream again.
When Zhang Heng heard the sounds outside, he felt guilty inside, but his body felt very comfortable - there is nothing more refreshing than having a smooth bowel movement.
After finishing, Zhang Heng tidied up his clothes and couldn't bear to look at the gentleman. He lowered his head and was about to leave. However, he unexpectedly found that there was already a long line of people outside. Everyone had different expressions on their faces. It looked like they were pickled in their stomachs.
The beast is also about to appear.
Zhang Heng couldn't bear to look at the scholar at first, but seeing this scene, he couldn't help but take a look at it. He saw that the scholar's face was ashen, and then he yelped again from time to time, which attracted sympathetic expressions from the long queue of scholars.
Expression, but still lingering fear - Fortunately, I am not a Haozihao!
Zhang Heng sighed and turned away. Suddenly someone behind him exclaimed: "It's not good, it's not good, someone fainted, someone fainted!"
Zhang Heng looked back and saw that it was the scholar who fainted for some reason and was carried away by the guards.
"You will die before you leave the army..."
Zhang Heng shook his head and returned to his cubicle, covered himself with a thin quilt and got some sleep.
I don’t know how long it took, but someone knocked on the cubicle. Zhang Heng opened his eyes in a daze. A servant took the paper and said to him: "The paper is handed out, don't sleep, hurry up and start working."
The guard threw a dozen papers in. Zhang Heng quickly got up, wet a towel with water and wiped his face, sobering up a little, then he opened the papers and went through them one by one, and then his face became determined.
Smiling and thinking to himself: Writing questions is indeed the best way to do it!
Although these papers have changed in form, they remain the same. They are just questions that are asked over and over again. As long as you do enough questions, there will be no difficult questions!
However, Zhang Heng found it not difficult, but others may not find it difficult. Not long after the paper was handed out, a low wailing sound came from nearby. Suddenly someone cried loudly, and then the officer shouted loudly to the officer.
They were arrested and sent out. Another person cried softly, which made the neighbor next door scold him impatiently, and then the policeman scolded him again. After a while, the commotion calmed down.
Anyway, it is the appearance of all sentient beings.
When Zhang Heng started working on the questions, he turned his back on what was going on outside the window and wrote hard drafts. He had a lot of papers but also a lot of time. He was a person who worked on the questions very quickly. He wrote the drafts first and then copied them.
, this can avoid some low-level mistakes.
This was done at night. Once he couldn't see clearly, Zhang Heng put down the pen and washed the pen carefully to prevent it from hardening.
Then he sealed the inkstone to prevent the papers from being stained, and then carefully put away the papers before burning the stove.
He boiled some water, ate dry food, and was half full. Then he waved his hands and kicked his feet in the compartment to eat.
After everyone else lit their lights, Zhang Heng lay down to sleep. Not long after, his snoring started to sound.
Some students also joked that he was a pig. He slept during the day and then went to bed immediately after dinner at night. What is the difference between this and a pig?
Only late at night did they know what experience was.
At night, those who went to bed early fell asleep, but those who went to bed late found it difficult to fall asleep because there were all kinds of animals in the examination room: pigs grunting, toads croaking, and donkeys.
Ah, there is a dragon roaring, a roaring, a horse rustling...
Of course, there are also the sounds of farting, teeth grinding, occasional screams, awakenings from dreams, calls for mother in dreams, and the sounds of children crying out of grievance...
What's even more strange is that there are moans, and they are not moans of pain, but moans of pleasure...
Some student must have had an erotic dream of endless joy, right?
The students who couldn't sleep could only smile bitterly and wait for dawn with their eyes wide open. When it got dark, they finally fell asleep. But not long after they slept, they smelled the aroma of cooking food, and they almost cursed.
come out.
To be continued...