Chapter 194 I am Monkey King, the Monkey King!(1/2)
As time passed day by day, all the plans slowly unfolded as expected.
Zhang Ming first showed off his powerful power in front of the female monkey...ahem, in front of the group of monkeys: knocking over a tree with one punch and creating a hole with one kick!
It also vividly tells the story of "The Monkey King and the Monkey King causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace".
"The Monkey King, the Monkey King, climbed up to the sacred mountain, roared, my fate is at my mercy, and punched and kicked the old Dragon King."
"The old Dragon King suffered from pain, fell to his knees, and called the Great Sage for mercy, the Great Sage for mercy!"
Sure enough, the monkeys who suffered the cultural invasion all had bright eyes, and they had the ultimate yearning for the great sage who was riding on a somersault cloud, and who was fighting for thousands of miles.
The canyon was filled with shouts of "Great Sage" and "Great Sage".
Even the translator Shi Mama was poisoned and wanted to hear the story of the "Monkey King" all day long.
After all, Zhang Ming's descriptions are all magically modified. After localized transformation, they are different from the past.
After attracting the attention of all the monkeys in the valley through a story, Zhang Ming hired a large number of three-tailed monkeys and started... farming!
And claimed - "This is the only way to become a great sage"!
It's not that he is exploiting the labor force, but... these monkeys are so naughty. They are used to living a free life, so how can they suffer?
Even among the myths, the great sage, who has such heaven-defying qualifications, practiced in Fangcun Mountain for ten years. In the first seven years, he just learned language and politeness, lectured on scriptures, learned calligraphy and burned incense, and only formally learned magic in the last three years!
"These monkeys, without discipline, will accomplish nothing in the end! They have to hone their character through farming."
As expected, most monkeys are impatient, and farming is a time- and patience-consuming task that requires a lot of time, energy and sweat.
These monkeys only lasted three minutes, and their initial enthusiasm subsided. When they saw that the crops had not sprouted, they ran away one after another.
Another teacher, Xiaobai, became anxious when he saw that the number of monkeys willing to farm was decreasing day by day. He questioned Zhang Ming's strategy every day.
"Don't worry. If you can't keep even one monkey, it only means that we have no fate with these monkeys. Don't force it." Zhang Ming explained, "Studying and practicing are more boring than farming. There are many things that have been missed. Then
Then we missed it, we just need to give it a chance."
"Don't force it."
Xiaobai had no choice but to agree.
Half a month later, a dozen of the tens of thousands of monkeys remained patient enough to slowly open up their own farmland and plant the crop seeds given by Lao Zhang.
"The probability of one in a thousand is not bad, equivalent to Tsinghua and Peking University."
Zhang Ming felt that the number of a dozen monkeys was not enough, so he recruited more patient monkeys from surrounding tribes in the name of "taking risks" from the old monkeys. Finally, he gathered two hundred monkeys and started farming.
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As a result, half of them ran away after a month!
The remaining one hundred monkeys can be regarded as the brainless crystal powder in the rice circle, the kind who will not run away for a while after "Monkey King" enters their brain.
In this way, Teacher Xiaobai excitedly started the formal teaching course.
Until the third month, the monkey "risked" death.
Since this guy returned to his hometown and gained status, he has fallen rapidly. He is either eating and drinking, bullying other monkeys by virtue of his status as a clan leader, or playing with the female monkey crazily...
It is spreading its own genes every day and night, falling into a state of madness.
Every time Zhang Ming saw its exhausted look, he felt that this guy was going to die soon.
So on this day, it suddenly died...
While "Maomao" was spreading genes, he suddenly lost strength and fell down from the tree, breaking his entire neck and spine.
When the monkeys hurriedly moved the clan elder to Lao Zhang for treatment, he had already died.
Although Zhang Ming had some treatment methods, there was nothing he could do about the dead monkey.
The monkeys gave it a glorious burial. The once lively monkey became a cold corpse. The breeze blew on its face. Its monkey life was just a small wave of history. Its greatest luck was to meet a man who changed civilization.
The "noble person".
But at least there is still a small wave.
More monkeys have become dust without even a splash of water in their lives.
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Six months later, the crops matured one after another. Wheat, rice, sorghum, corn, and sweet potatoes exuded the unique fragrance of grains. Various vegetables and herbs also flourished, probably because the climate was suitable and the soil was fertile.
A large number of crops were harvested, resulting in an unprecedented bumper harvest!
The productivity of a hundred young monkeys is quite good. The neat fields produced unprecedented amounts of food, piled into a hill, which shocked the entire valley!
Maybe it’s because they are used to “feeding on mountains and relying on water”, but they have never thought that food can be grown from the ground.
"Since a hundred monkeys work together, the food will be divided equally. Every monkey has it. I hope everyone will continue to work hard." Zhang Ming made a hundred wooden barrels, filled them with food, and handed them to them.
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The "three-tailed monkeys" actually have no concept of property. When they are hungry, they pick something from the tree to eat. Now they also want to pick corn or radish from the field to taste it. There are no such magical things in their world.
Where's the food?
But a hundred monkeys who have put in their labor have sincerely put in their hard work for half a year, and they cannot give up the fruits of their labor for no reason.
So the theft and fighting around farmland happened every day.
The concept of "private property" is rapidly taking shape.
Immediately afterwards, the monkey with food found that he had higher mating rights after becoming rich!
They can use the corn and potatoes in their hands to get the love of the opposite sex!
This kind of illegal trading became popular in the "Houting Valley" in just three days.
"Isn't this just a fucking thing? Who taught them!" Lao Zhang was stunned, but he was powerless to stop him. After all, monkeys naturally fall in love with each other. What right do you, a monster, have to object?
Immediately afterwards, the monkeys who had food found that they had technical capital and began to hire more bodyguards and manpower to cultivate more farmland.
Because farming also requires skills, if other monkeys want to learn, they must provide labor force before they can teach, otherwise they will not teach!
Naturally, Lao Zhang and Xiao Bai won't teach more monkeys. 100 students is already a lot, and he really can't teach any more.
As a result, a knowledge monopoly class emerged.
"Isn't this the landlord? The landlord showed up so quickly?!" Zhang Ming was shocked.
Then, another strange thing happened, the monkeys actually started gambling!
They regard the food in their hands as gambling chips and play dice games every day.
After all, food means mating rights, it means everything! Who can withstand the temptation to win all the other monkeys' possessions by rolling the dice?
Soon some monkeys got jealous and lost all the fruits of their half-year's labor, returning to poverty overnight.
The monkey cried and howled, and was a little unwilling to complain to Teacher Xiaobai.
Teacher Xiaobai was naturally confused. In its limited life, where had it ever experienced such a thing?
Climb into the bedroom and complain to Lao Zhang "Ah ah ah ah".
Zhang Ming felt more and more something was wrong, as if a pair of invisible hands were controlling everything, just like human civilization...
Finally, the culprit was found—Teacher Shimama!
It was Teacher Shimama who taught them gambling!
Shimama was unhappy and announced loudly: "All agreements are invalid!"
Then, he was expelled from his teaching position.
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Of course, the rapid evolution of the three-tailed monkey civilization continues.
Because the influence of Zhang Ming and others is so great that it has brought about all-round changes.
They soon discovered that the closer they got to Lao Zhang's ship, the more secure it was in terms of safety and education. Several sick monkeys were restored to health under Zhang Ming's medical treatment.
So the monkeys began to trade grain for land and build huts nearby.
Even the monkey king felt that his cave was no longer fragrant, and he wanted to live near the sailboat.
"What is this...has real estate emerged? Market economy?"
Then, the monkey king and several big monkeys who controlled the wealth began a passionate battle!
After all, if this continues, the Monkey King's status will be in jeopardy. The Monkey King wants to forcibly collect food, but these big monkeys are unwilling, and the two sides naturally fight hand-to-hand.
"Because the distribution of interests within capitalism is unbalanced, a war broke out between the emperor and the warlords."
Zhang Ming felt like he had opened Pandora's Box, and the monkey's social evolution was far higher than he expected.
Of course, during the whole process, he was satisfied and harvested a lot of food...
"For this little food, I changed the monkey, what a sin!"
Perhaps after he leaves, the three-tailed monkeys will soon forget about "farming". After all, "farming" goes against their living habits and is a very unfree thing.
It is also possible to continue the habit of "farming".
To be continued...