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Chapter 104 The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one(1/2)

Chapter 104: The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one way!

"Handsome guy, are you tired? I'm so tired, so tired that I'm almost over."

Fang Tian came over and asked with a smile. His pace was obviously very slow, but he couldn't say anything happy on his face.

"Tired! Of course I'm tired! I wish I could lie down now! But I'm happy too, haha! It's more exciting than anything to be able to abuse those veterans!"

Zhang Shuai looked tired, but his tone was very happy. If he didn't know, he thought he had won the lottery.

"Savage, you just don't have much influence on us! You are a fucking monster!"

Hao Lian spoke in a depressed voice, looking at Zang Chong, looking unhappy, but also very envious.

Zang Chong smiled proudly when he heard this, "I am very talented, and I am helpless! You are all weak!"

After Zang Chong finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated and threw everyone away.

"Your uncle! Can you speed up?" Hao Lian glared at him, feeling indescribable!

Now, he finally realized the horror of Zang Chong.

48 minutes on the basketball court, it was okay at the beginning!

But in the later stage!

Every minute and every second!

It feels like running a 400-meter obstacle.

Every attack and defense requires sprinting and trying your best.

It's really too hard.

fortunately.

This game was helped by Qin Yuan, so they won!

"The company commander is really too strong!"

"It's not just strong, it's simply outrageous!"

"The company commander's hair is turned into a bald head, that is definitely a contemporary old hooligan!"

"Old hooligan? Why do I feel that this title is more in line with the company commander's temperament than the Great Devil?"

"Forcing us to train crazily every day, thinking about torture us all the time. What is this not an old hooligan?"

"No, no, no, old hooligan, it just means that the company commander is strong and cannot highlight the company commander's horror at all. I think the big devil is more suitable and more vivid!"

...

When the thorns talked about the old hooligan, they immediately remembered Qin Yuan's nickname and immediately started to discuss it fiercely.

In the end, no one convinced anyone and gave Qin Yuan two nicknames: Big Demon King and Old Hooligan.

The thorns have very good physical fitness!

And the only ones who were affected were Zhang Shuai, Fang Tian, ​​Hao, and Xu Kai.

As for the savage Zangchong?

This weight-bearing run has no impact on him!

Therefore, overall, everyone did not spend much time running 10 kilometers.

When they returned to the dormitory, the thorns finished washing up, lay comfortably on the bed, soaking their feet lazily.

"Oh, it's so comfortable to soak your feet! What did I do in the past 18 years? Didn't you even find such a good health therapy?"

"I felt like I had a vain in the past 18 years! Our country's traditional Chinese medicine culture is profound and I have finally learned it now."

"By the way, Lao Hua, why are you so low-key recently? When it's time for you to perform, you turned off the engine in a quiet voice? I remember your physical fitness and fighting are quite powerful?"

Huashan Guest held a book of tragedy in his hand and smiled slightly, "Isn't this stimulated by the little cheetah? I have also started to learn to be low-key! I have fallen in love with philosophy recently, turned a blind eye to things outside the window, and only read the books of sages! You guys fight for it, it has nothing to do with me."

"Oh, Lao Hua, you are not a monk who is a lantern and a bell, but you have changed to a bell? Let me tell you, Lao Hua, usually in movies, if this person suddenly changes his temperament, he will be not far from death."

"Go to your uncle! I think you are not far from death! That's when you suddenly look at the photos, not far from death! Don't mess with me a few nonsense!"

"Hahaha... I'm just kidding you, just kidding. Your mind is pretty normal, just be fine if you're not crazy!"

...

The light-out sounds.

With a click.

The lights go out.

"Ahem, Fang Tian?"

Han Xiang's very vulgar laughter rang.

In a moment.

Everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears and listen with their ears!

A joke every night has completely become a tradition in recruits' dormitory.

Even if I don’t want to listen, I can’t resist what Fang Tian said makes a lot of sense.

"Oh, I have to train and think of jokes for you every day, and I'm almost crazy."

Fang Tian sighed intentionally and complained.

"Don't show off, and you're still playing reserved with your brothers? If you don't tell me, we'll sleep."

Han Xiang directly showed his ultimate move.

"Haha... you guys are just a bunch of perverts! You don't learn well every day!"

When Fang Tian heard this, he immediately laughed, "Since brothers are so supportive, ahem, then I'll start! Listen to it!"

Fang Tian deliberately lowered his voice, looked mysterious and spoke slowly:

"When I first bought a car, I planned to go to many places. Later I realized that some people are tired of going to places where novices dream of going..."

As soon as Fang Tian finished speaking, the entire dormitory immediately fell into deep thought.

Follow immediately.

Han Xiang couldn't help but sigh, "It's amazing! Brother Fang Tian, ​​you can't accept you!"

"Where is it so amazing? Isn't this special mother just an ordinary word? Fang Tian, ​​you are so poor in your skills!"

"You can't do anything? Brother dei, why are you still so simple? Today's joke is obviously more advanced, okay!"

"Your uncle! It's heartbreaking! Today is actually a sad story!"

"I understand in seconds, I understand in seconds again! Alas, I'm beyond help!"

"Stop! Stop! Put me down!"

"Listen to your words, you're better than to listen to them!"

"Listen to your words, I will read ten years in vain!"

"The last time I heard such a joke with such a connotation!"

...

The thorns communicated for a while and immediately discovered the awesomeness of this sentence. They immediately couldn't help but exclaim at Fang Tian.

They don’t understand, where did this guy Fang Tian get so many jokes?

Still emerging one after another?

His family is probably not as simple as selling a car!

I'm afraid I'll repair the car!

Otherwise, how could you accumulate so much experience!

Seeing that everyone was still unsatisfied.

Han Xiang suddenly had an idea, looked at Xiaopang, and smiled, "Xiaopang, Brother Fang Tian is so talented, I give us some driving every day. Humble literature is also quite popular now. Why don't you give us all the best?"

"Oh? I didn't expect Xiaopang, you can do this again? Why don't you say something and let us see it?"

"Yes, Xiaopang, let me be happy and my brothers!"

"Do you understand? Humble literature is not for happiness!"

"Will we be happy if this little fat is sad? How can we say that this is not for happiness?"

"Damn!"

...

The thorns kept laughing whenever they said and said.

When Xiaopang heard this, he became interested immediately!

He has no cell phone these days and cannot send WeChat messages. He has figured it out!
To be continued...
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