Chapter 167 The Déjà vu of Meeting a Scumbag
Chapter 167 The sense of déjà vu when meeting a scumbag
Nianhuali, living room.
The sofa Wu Wanqing bought is actually very spacious. Even if three or four people sit side by side, the space will be ample, but this is without changing its purpose.
If some people suddenly think of it as a long and short martial arts arena, then it will seem a bit cramped.
However, fortunately, the old aunt is a woman from a big family, and her living expenses are relatively exquisite. There is a thick wool mat on the floor of the living room.
Therefore, even if Wang Luoqi kneels down on the wool blanket, he will not feel any pain in his knees.
On the ceiling, the crystal chandelier, which is exquisite in shape and worth a lot at first glance, brings an orange light to the hall and adds a bit of family warmth to the quiet villa.
At this time, if Wu Wanqing had not gone to Kyoto on business, this would have been a good place for three people to sit together and watch the golden eight o'clock show.
But it's a pity that the old aunt is not at home, and a certain little red guy is more naughty and tries to challenge the big sister's majesty. However, a certain female CEO also has a strong personality, so naturally she will not choose to give in...
Therefore, today's night is destined to be uneventful.
"Bang bang..."
"Ta-ta..."
"Oh, little Chi, do you want to rebel? How dare you sneak up on me when I'm not paying attention, please let me go quickly." Wang Luoqi shook his arms, trying to break away from Wen Yan's restraints.
Looking at the struggling eldest sister, Wen Yan said condescendingly:
"Sister Luo Qi, I am a soldier who never tires of deceit. You have bullied me for so many years. Today I am going to stand up and let out a strong breath of anger, so that you will know the truth about not bullying young people who are poor."
Now he finally understood why Wang Luoqi liked this condescending punishment method when enforcing family laws in the past.
Well, the feeling of "humanoid cushion" is really refreshing.
"Haha, you, a little red guy, are still trying to usurp the throne and challenge my position? My sister will tell you today, no matter how hard you turn around, you are still a salted fish. If you want revenge, you should wait until your next life.
"Wang Luoqi said harshly.
In fact, now she already regrets that she shouldn't have provoked Wen Yan just now. With her strong confession, Xiaochi no longer had the original scruples.
Before the relationship was established, in such close contact like now, as long as she frowned, the little red guy would immediately obey and not dare to take another step beyond the bounds.
Even if he wanted to scalp him, the most Xiao Chi Lao would dare to complain in his heart would be to calm her down with a smile on his face. In their daily interactions, she had absolute dominance.
But now why suddenly, everything has changed?
Not only did the verbal warning lose its effect, but the more she resisted, the more excited the little red guy seemed to be.
Even the fist that originally made the little red guy obedient seemed to have become a "gangster's excitement punch" at this time, with no deterrent effect at all.
What should we do? Wang Luoqi's eyes flashed, feeling secretly worried.
Aren't other people's boyfriends very considerate? Why did his style change when he got to her? What about the sour taste of love in TV dramas?
One moment, she was like a queen, waving her hand to recruit Wen Yan to be her pony boy and do her bidding, but the next moment, she turned into a little red guy who rebelled online.
Now it has evolved into a real person PK.
Could it be that I was too oppressive in the past, which aroused the rebellious psychology of the little red guy, so I need to change the way I get along with him?
Alas, it was all because he was young and ignorant in the past and insisted on squeezing the little red guy. Now he has to reap the consequences. Wang Luoqi sighed quietly in his heart and had no choice but to accept the fact that the value of force was declining.
"I think I don't have to wait until the next life, I should be able to get my revenge today." A flash of ridicule flashed in Wen Yan's eyes:
"Sister Luo Qi, have you ever heard of the finger technique of falling from the sky in one move?"
"Giggle, Xiaoyan, stop quickly, or I'm going to get angry." Wang Luoqi laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears.
"I can't do it, I can't do it, Sister Luo Qi, you will always be my sister. I can't afford to be called a brother, but...it sounds like a pretty good sample."
Twisting Wang Luoqi's hands behind her back, Wen Yan pressed her slender swan neck and said with a proud face:
"Sister Luo Qi, why don't you call me brother again? If you can make me feel comfortable, I will let you go now."
"Little Chi, you're looking for death. Do you really think that my sister's martial arts skills learned all these years in vain?!"
Turning to look at Wen Yan standing behind him, Wang Luoqi's beautiful eyes were full of evil:
"My sister was afraid of hurting you just now, but I won't hold back anymore. If you know better, just let go. I can pretend that none of this has ever happened."
Wen Yan was well aware of Wang Luoqi's terrifying skills and knew that his eldest sister's high whip kick was very lethal, but he was confident and did not worry about Wang Luoqi's ultimate move at all.
Hehe, the eldest sister is wearing a bathrobe right now. If she wants to use her high whip, then Wen Yan can only say:
Please do more kicks!
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In this way, the two of them moved from the sofa to the carpet, then from the carpet to the coffee table, and then to the cabinet under the TV. During this process, neither of them admitted defeat and kept secretly wrestling.
At this time, the LCD TV in front of the two people heard the magnetic narration voice of the host of Animal World:
"Spring is here, everything revives, and the animals of the prairie are here again..."
Well, after hearing this series of explanations, Wen Yan's eyelids jumped suddenly. The scuffle between him and Wang Luoqi was to compete for the right to speak when they get along in the future. This was originally a very serious matter.
But with this explanation from the host, why does it sound a little weird?
People who don't know the truth would probably think that the two of them have some special xp. They like to play BGM of the animal world and do some indescribable things. This seems a bit embarrassing, Wen Yan thought secretly.
Wang Luoqi, who was still struggling fiercely, trembled violently after hearing these words, and his pretty face was instantly flushed.
What kind of crappy show is this? She will never watch it again. She secretly thought, if the scale is so big, doesn’t the Literary and Art Association know how to take care of it?
Using the reflection from the TV frame, she quietly took stock of their current status:
Wen Yan used the "hands behind his back and arms away" in his grasp to restrain her on the TV cabinet, but the little red guy's posture was a little out of shape.
According to the standard joint technique, Wen Yan should have stood beside her at this time, so as to effectively deal with her subsequent counterattack, but Wen Yan actually stood directly behind her.
Hehe, Xiaochi has not yet mastered the skills. As Wen Yan's martial arts teacher, Wang Luoqi can see the flaws at a glance, but she is wearing a bathrobe now, which makes it a little inconvenient to lift her legs behind her.
Oh, yes, bathrobe, Wang Luoqi suddenly reacted, she seemed...
Gone.
The short-legged cat nestled in the corner of the sofa was still looking at the animal world with relish and did not want to pay attention to these two stupid humans, but the figures of the two wrestling with each other blocked its view.
"Meow meow..." The short amber pupils were full of disgust.
"What are you looking at?"
Sensing the abnormality of the short-legged cat, Wen Yan threatened: "Don't watch what you shouldn't watch, you little perverted cat, you won't even let go of documentaries about lions!"
"Although we are both cats, your sizes are so different that you can't stand the barbs."
Looking at Wang Luoqi in front of him who was gradually giving up resistance, Wen Yan couldn't help but feel proud. This was his first victory since he was a child.
Tsk, this wave, this wave is called "There will be long winds and waves, and the clouds and sails will sail across the sea." Wen Yan finally fulfilled his dream when he was young.
Well, I must write it down in my diary later. After my eldest sister forcibly kissed him in the SUV by Mengyuan Lake, in Nianhuali's villa, Wang Luoqi cried and expressed her feelings to him again, and took the initiative.
Confess to him.
What's more important is that he finally stood up and was no longer the little chit-chat guy who could only sleep with her arms around him.
After clarifying the relationship, he had a lot less worries. Now he is Wen Xiaoyan who has the Ruyi Golden Cudgel after breaking through the Dragon Palace and the Sea Eye, specializing in dealing with Wang Luoqi's various provocations.
What kind of man should give in to his girlfriend?
Haha, this is obviously naked discrimination. We have advocated equality between men and women for so many years, why do we still look down on women?
Women can also hold up half the sky, so please don't say such machismo.
Besides, does a strong woman like Sister Luo Qi need his accommodation?
"Xiaoyan, let's stop messing around with you. My sister still has some documents to deal with, otherwise she will have to stay up late again." Wang Luoqi suddenly said:
"The group has an important meeting to be held tomorrow, and I need to prepare in advance to avoid any mistakes."
"You also know that those shareholders are becoming more difficult to deal with. If I don't prepare a plan to deal with them, I will be isolated and helpless."
"Sister Luo Qi, can't you afford it?" Wen Yan did not accept this trick.
"I finally gained the upper hand, and you said that the group had something to deal with. When you taught me a lesson before, why didn't you have these unexpected situations?"
"The shareholders of the group are more difficult to deal with. If you don't make some preparations in advance, you will be isolated and helpless at the meeting. This is a terrible excuse. You might as well say that you drank too much water and wanted to go to the toilet." Wen Yanwu
He said with a frown.
Although he is not involved in the daily management of Qilixiang Group, he still has a good understanding of the current situation of the group, especially those shareholders who can enter the board of directors meeting.
Anyone who has not dealt with Wang Luoqi has been cleared out by her in various ways. Now the remaining shareholders are all "royal party members" who obey her words.
In order to maintain the image of a gentle elder sister, Wang Luoqi naturally would not tell him these things about the intrigue among the group's senior executives, but Wen Yan also had his own channels to understand.
That's right, his channel is Wang Luoqi's personal secret - Li Yiyi.
As long as Wen Yan sweetly calls out "Sister Yiyi", Wen Yan will be able to understand all these inside stories that do not involve group secrets.
After all, in Li Yiyi's view, Wen Yan was the most popular person in front of Wang Luoqi. As long as he turned a deaf ear, even she, the CEO's chief secretary, could do whatever he wanted, let alone these insignificant matters.
Oops, the little red guy didn't fall for the trick. Wang Luoqi was a little anxious. She was wearing a bathrobe now, so she couldn't use her hands and feet at all. Using force to suppress her would naturally become empty talk.
Otherwise, with her strong character who never talks nonsense when she can take action, how could she be arguing with Wen Yan here? She would have already used the fatal scissor kick to make the little red guy lie on the ground and lick the soles of her feet.
Moreover, her current posture is still a bit ambiguous. Her bathrobe is already messy, and there is only a small piece of clothing underneath. If she continues to struggle, what will happen if the little red guy can't control himself and executes her on the spot?
"Xiaoyan, if you don't let go, my sister will be really angry." Wang Luoqi frowned and said in a cold voice, "Don't force me to enforce family law for you!"
"Clamping method?" Wen Yan pressed against Wang Luoqi's body curve and whispered in her ear:
"Sister Luo Qi, you don't pose any threat to me as you are now. On the contrary, you should be careful. We are the only ones at home now~"
"Stop, stop..." Wang Luoqi shuddered suddenly, goosebumps appeared on his neck, and his body almost collapsed on the TV cabinet.
She was at the age of a royal sister, her earlobes were her sensitive points, the current atmosphere was so ambiguous, and she still had her little red guy behind her. These conditions combined together made her hands and feet feel a little weak.
Seeing the eldest sister in this state, Wen Yan also accepted the situation and stopped pushing it further. If he continued, Wang Luoqi would definitely fall out.
But he would not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After finally taking advantage of Wang Luoqi, he naturally wanted to seek some benefits for himself.
"Sister Luo Qi, if you want me to let you go, it's not impossible, but I have a condition." Wen Yan said coquettishly.
"What are the conditions, please tell me first and listen to them. However, I also declare in advance that you don't even think about anything that is too excessive." Wang Luoqi got off the donkey along the slope.
She also wants to end the current situation as soon as possible.
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bathroom.
"Gulu gulu."
Wen Yan was gargling at the faucet, and there was a faint trace of blood in the sink.
"Xiaoyan, are you okay?" Wang Luoqi was like a close sister, concerned about the situation of his little red guy.
She had now changed into sportswear, folded her hands on her chest, and leaned against the door frame, looking like she was worried about Wen Yan.
In fact, she was just watching a joke.
"Wang Luoqi, you still have the nerve to make sarcastic remarks, but now I'm going to be on liquid food for several days."
Wen Yan called her by her first name and didn't even want to call her "Sister Luo Qi". The eldest sister's behavior just now really pissed him off.
"That was my sister's first kiss just now. Isn't she inexperienced?" Wang Luoqi shrugged his shoulders, his pretty face full of innocence:
"A foreign object suddenly breaks into the mouth. This is the instinctive reaction of the teeth, and I have no way to control it."
"Can you pull me back and give me your first kiss? Didn't you give me your first kiss a long time ago?"
Wen Yan exposed the eldest sister's nonsense directly and mercilessly. He clapped his fingers and said:
"XXX year, April 15, at 20:38, you kissed me forcefully while drinking in the back seat of an SUV by the Mengyuan Lake where we first met. You also need me to help you recall what happened at that time.
Scenario?"
Wen Yan had recorded all these milestones in his notebook, so how could he forget them?
This little red guy actually remembered it so clearly. Wang Luoqi was stunned by Wen Yan's actions. He could even tell what time it was. How could she still quibble?
"After rinsing your mouth, who still remembers what happened before?" Wang Luoqi said nonchalantly.
Wen Yan was stunned by Wang Luoqi's statement. Isn't this just a quote from a scumbag on the Internet:
No matter how many girls I have played "friendly matches" with, as long as I take a shower, I will be a pure and good boy. [Spread hands jpg]
Seeing Wen Yan's stunned look, Wang Luoqi's eyes flashed with a hint of slyness: "What I just said was my first kiss today. Is there anything wrong with that?"
"Maybe next time, I will forget what happened today, and I will still feel uncomfortable. If I bite you again, don't blame me for not saying hello beforehand."
Worried that Wen Yan would make such a request in the future, Wang Luoqi began to threaten.
"Okay, since you said so, so that you don't forget what happened today, I will send a tribal update now to give you a deeper impression." Wen Yan took out his mobile phone and said:
"Today, my girlfriend Wang Luoqi bit me while we were kissing because it was our first unfamiliar kiss. I hope she can learn from it next time!"
"What are you going to do?" Wang Luoqi was frightened and quickly held down Wen Yan's arm.
"You are not allowed to tell anyone about our affairs."
"Sister Luo Qi, what do you mean?" Wen Yan was dumbfounded.
Why did he have the feeling of meeting a scumbag, and Wang Luoqi actually wanted to have an underground love affair with him?
After pondering for a moment, Wen Yan's eyes were a little complicated: "Can you tell me the reason?"
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The body temperature is 38.2, which is already a high fever. Anyway, my head is buzzing, and I originally wanted to take leave, but after thinking about it, I was worried about being scolded.
Today is a bit short, please forgive me. I wrote for seven or eight hours, but the state is really bad.
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Chapter completed!