Chapter 115 Fishing Law Enforcement?
Chapter 115 Fishing and law enforcement?
Qili Xiangdu.
Room 601.
"Dong dong..."
"Dong dong..."
There was a violent noise in the kitchen, as if someone had used the small kitchen as a battlefield to vent their anger.
Moreover, the battle was very fierce, and the sound echoed throughout the living room, even scaring the short-legged cat to the side.
It's just that this short-legged silver-gray cat looks a little strange now. It shrinks its neck, as if it's afraid of the bloody scene in front of it.
But its amber pupils were staring in the direction of the kitchen, and their eyes were full of...
eager!
"What are you looking at?" Sensing the abnormality of the short-legged cat, Wen Yan threatened: "If you look again, believe it or not, I'll even give it to you, chop it up, chop it up for dinner!"
"Meow meow……"
The short-legged cat took two steps back, its amber pupils full of vigilance. It was a little afraid of the crazy young man not far away in front of it.
Because when Wen Yan was a child, he often did some indescribable things to it——
For example, use a ribbon to give it a beautiful beard, tie a pair of bows, or use a hair tie to tie its tail to the table leg.
Sometimes, it even spreads its hind legs, as if it is studying something strange.
All in all, it's pretty scary.
"Bang!" Wen Yan put down the kitchen knife and said angrily, "Even you dare to despise me?"
Looking at the short-legged cat that took a few steps back and distanced itself from him, Wen Yan became a little angry.
He felt that he was being ridiculed. Even a pet cat felt that he was unclean and did not want to get too close to him.
"Meow meow……"
The short-legged cat took a few steps back until it shrank under the coffee table, where it felt a little safer.
"Forget it, there's no need to worry about your pet cat." Looking at the panic in the short-legged cat's pupils, Wen Yan also realized that he was a little sensitive.
He picked up the kitchen knife and began to chop the saury on the chopping board "dong dong dong", as if the fish had a deep hatred for him.
Well, he was actually venting his frustrations.
Well, the whole story starts from an hour ago.
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An hour ago, I heard the violent slamming of the door closing in my ears, and looked at the girl holding the short-legged cat in her arms, staring at him with her beautiful eyes.
A bad premonition arose in Wen Yan's heart——
This is the sense of deja vu of enforcing family law.
To be honest, it had been a while since Wang Luoqi pressed him down on the sofa and rubbed him hard.
Well, he had almost forgotten that feeling of shame.
But looking at the pretty eldest sister with a sinister expression in front of him, Wen Yan also put away the idea of resisting desperately as before.
Because, this time, he was at fault first, and even if Wang Luoqi wanted to deal with him, he would have an upright reason.
Well, as a sunny boy, it is indeed his fault to go to romantic places.
Moreover, he has grown up now and can no longer contradict his sister without restraint as he did when he was a child.
After all, although the two are not related by blood, he is also a son raised by Wang Luoqi. There is a saying that an eldest sister is like a mother.
In small daily matters, he must give Wang Luoqi the respect he deserves.
He had just made a mistake outside, and when he came home and was punished, if he still contradicted Wang Luoqi, wouldn't he have committed the following crime?
Thinking of this, Wen Yan simply closed his eyes, prepared to meet the girl's family law, and silently endured the humiliation.
But he didn't wait for the family plan he had in mind.
Instead, I heard Wang Luoqi say calmly:
"Open up, don't pollute the air!"
Wen Yan: "..."
His little sapling, which had just grown up, was ready to welcome the big sister and the storm, but this was the result?
Tsk, the emotions were brewing in vain. Wen Yan slowly opened his eyes.
But when he saw the emotion in Wang Luoqi's beautiful eyes, he froze in place——
That's full of disgust.
Ever since he was a child, Wen Yan had never seen Wang Luoqi look like this in front of him.
Combined with what she just said about "polluted air", Wen Yan also understood what Wang Luoqi wanted to express.
Does this mean that he became dirty after visiting the club?
"Sister Luo Qi, listen to me, I really didn't..." Wen Yan took two steps forward, ready to continue explaining.
"Don't come over!" Wang Luoqi took two steps back and distanced himself from him.
Just these two short steps made Wen Yan's heart sting suddenly.
Because he knew Wang Luoqi was resisting him.
That's why Wen Yan's reaction was so big when he saw the short-legged cat's behavior just now.
He always felt that this pet cat was also taking the opportunity to ridicule him.
Facing Wang Luoqi in this state, Wen Yan was a little helpless.
In the past, he felt that he knew the depth of his eldest sister. When she was angry, he would just say a few nice words and Wang Luoqi would calm down.
But it wasn't until now that he understood——
It turns out that it's not that Wang Luoqi is easy to coax, it's just that he hasn't touched the girl's bottom line before.
Seeing that Wang Luoqi was angry, Wen Yan prepared to save the country:
"Sister Luo Qi, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll cook it right away."
"I'm not hungry now!"
Wang Luoqi refused to communicate and walked towards the master bedroom holding the short-legged cat.
Wen Yan: "..."
Looking at Wang Luoqi who refused to communicate, Wen Yan panicked a little. He knew that he was in complete trouble this time and Wang Luoqi was really angry.
If something like this happens, if Wang Luoqi gets angry with him, he will enforce the family law.
Or, just like Wu Hao, giving him a smooth over-the-shoulder throw would make Wen Yan feel more at ease.
Because this means that Wang Luoqi is willing to forgive him.
But like now, directly refusing to communicate and keeping the anger inside, this is a bad rhythm!
Just when Wen Yan was secretly anxious, Wang Luoqi, who was passing by him, suddenly put the short-legged cat in his hand into his arms and said:
"My mother went to Hangzhou on a business trip, so she sent the dog over. You will be responsible for taking care of its food and daily life these days."
You clearly know that I don't like pet cats, but you still want me to be its shit-sweeper. Wen Yan feels that his family throne is plummeting.
But now that he had just made a mistake, he naturally could not refuse Wang Luoqi's arrangement.
He smiled and said: "Sister Luo Qi, don't worry, I will take good care of Duan Dian and arrange for it to eat and drink well."
"Just tell me, it wants to eat saury tonight." Wang Luoqi walked to the master bedroom.
Wen Yan: "..."
This pet cat has become a sperm, and it will tell you the names of dishes. Wen Yan is a little helpless to complain.
But looking at Wang Luoqi's graceful back, Wen Yan also understood the sharpness in the girl's words. His tribe ID was called "Wild Saury".
So, Wang Luoqi wants to eat him?
"Dong dong..." The sound of chopping fish continues.
Seeing the short-legged cat being lured to his feet by the fresh fish meat, Wen Yan felt a little aggrieved. On weekdays, it was just a matter of serving Wang Luoqi's food and drink.
After all, Wang Luoqi treated him well, she was his close sister, and he still held his wife's book in his hand...
But now he is asked to serve a short-legged cat all the time. This is really intolerable to my aunt and intolerable to my uncle.
Looking at the saury on the chopping board, Wen Yan couldn't help but have a bold idea.
He picked up a small piece of fish and bent down to tease the short-legged cat. When it couldn't resist the temptation of the fish, it came to Wen Yan's hand with its short legs and was about to bite the fish.
Wen Yan used the hand speed that he had been single for seventeen years and grabbed its fleshy neck directly.
"Meow meow……"
The short-legged cat waved its paws and hit Wen Yan with a meow punch.
Unfortunately, short-legged cats are "the most shameful among cats". With their short legs, they can't touch Wen Yan at all.
"Hmph, you have reduced me to the point where I have to be a shit shovel, and you still want to eat fish and meat. It's so beautiful to think about it!"
Wen Yan said with a smile: "You'd better eat two brains first and let me calm down."
He raised his fingers to give the short-legged cat a two-finger zen, so that it would understand that the shit-scraper is not someone to be trifled with.
Well, this is Wen Yan's last stubbornness.
But before his finger fell, he heard the girl's cold voice coming from his ear:
"You had a lot of fun!"
Wen Yan froze on the spot. He twisted his body mechanically and saw Wang Luoqi wearing a white nightgown, with long hair hanging behind his shoulders, leaning at the door of the kitchen, staring at him with beautiful eyes.
"Luo, Sister Luo Qi..." Wen Yan stuttered a little.
Looking at the saury on the chopping board, he suddenly became wise and picked up a small piece of fish meat and stuffed it into the short-legged cat's mouth.
"I'm feeding it food."
Wen Yan gently stroked the short-legged cat's hair, as if he was fulfilling the duties of a poop scavenger.
"Don't give me bad luck. Take care of your shortcomings. You are not as important as it now."
After saying these heartbreaking words, Wang Luoqi walked to the bathroom.
However, when she turned around, the corners of her delicate mouth slightly raised, revealing two charming dimples.
Seeing Wen Yan's frightened look, Wang Luoqi knew that her routine today should be effective.
"Huh..." Seeing that Wang Luoqi didn't pursue the matter, Wen Yan also breathed a sigh of relief.
Wang Luoqi liked this short-legged cat very much, so when Wu Wanqing was on a business trip, she was responsible for taking care of the short-legged cat.
In the past, Wen Yan would occasionally tease Chuan Duan in a playful way, but Wang Luoqi would not be angry when he saw it.
Because he holds a greater weight in Wang Luoqi's heart, so naturally he won't get angry with him just because of a pet cat.
But things are different now. He is now guilty and his family status has dropped significantly. This short-legged cat has already sat on his head.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have become a miserable shit shoveler.
Thinking of the shit shovel officer, Wen Yan recalled the doubt he had when he entered the door -
How could Jianjian appear in Qili Xiangdu?
Wang Luoqi went to the company at noon, and Wu Wanqing did not have the key to 601.
So, how did this short-legged cat get in?
Just when Wen Yan was thinking about this problem, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang. Wen Yan wiped his hands randomly on his apron, then took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller's contact——
Well, Brother Ritian.
After answering the phone, Wen Yan heard Wu Hao's mean laughter:
"Hey, Xiaoyan, you are really unlucky. I have realized today what it means to have two waists touching each other like drunkenness and warmth, and the mist and water flowing in the mirror..."
"speak English!"
"Tsk, the experience of No. 18 famous instrument, I tried it three times in a row, it's really fun!"
Why don't you die in Wenwen Township? Looking at the apron on his body and the fish meat on the chopping board, Wen Yan had the urge to press Wu Hao onto the chopping board.
Okay, he admits he's looking for lemons.
"If there's nothing wrong, I'll hang up first. I'm busy." Wen Yan didn't want to give Wu Hao a chance to show off.
Wu Hao asked coquettishly: "Hey hey hey, are you too busy kneeling on the washboard?"
"How can it be!"
"Is that the crispy noodles?"
"Don't talk nonsense..." Wen Yan said anxiously: "You still don't know my family throne. Even if Sister Luo Qi is angry, she will not lose her temper with me."
"I understand, I understand." Wu Hao's tone was perfunctory.
Wen Yan felt that he was looked down upon by Brother Ritian. Is his family throne so low?
Thinking of him as a dignified time traveler, a strange man in charge of the system, would he be so arrogant?
Well, he will!
Looking at the apron on his body and the fish of the same name on the chopping board, Wen Yan wanted to run to the bathroom and cry.
Ah, no, if he runs into the bathroom now, he will only die more miserably...
Because Wang Luoqi was taking a bath.
"Okay, okay, I won't bullshit you anymore." Wu Hao stopped joking: "I want to tell you something serious."
"What's the matter? Please hurry up and tell me. Sister Luo Qi is about to prepare the meal. I don't have time to chat with you." Wen Yanqiang tried to save his dignity.
Wu Hao automatically ignored Wen Yan's harsh words. His eldest cousin knew how to cook. Why didn't he know?
He said: "I always feel that something is not right about what happened today. I drove here to Shanghai, and my dad was a little worried at the time."
"What do you mean..." Wen Yan's eyelids twitched.
"I didn't say anything." Wu Hao hung up the phone in a hurry.
Just kidding, if you can inform Wen Yan, it's all for the sake of years of friendship.
If he continues to chat, he is afraid of being inhumanely destroyed by his eldest cousin.
Looking at the hung up phone in his hand and the short-legged cat not far away, Wen Yan seemed to have some reaction.
A term suddenly came to his mind——
Fishing law enforcement!
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There is a power outage, so the phone code can be slow.
It’s just a few hundred words short, so I’ll write more tomorrow.
Chapter completed!