Chapter 239 Last time I was so excited, I still bought a coffin!
Chapter 239 The last time I was so excited, I still bought a coffin!
There were a lot of guests in the restaurant. As soon as they got off the carriage, Cui Rong pointed to the candied haws hawks sold by the street vendors. Cui Yun had to lead her to buy them.
Shen Hua didn't want to move, so she stood at the carriage and waited. Qingwai was by her side to protect her.
While she was bored, Shen Hua looked at the crowd and waited until she said this.
"Madam, do you want to buy honey?"
A vendor with large and small bottles hanging on his body came forward. As he moved, the bottles collided with each other, making a very pleasant sound.
"The tops here are filled with the best wild honey, which can clear away heat, nourish the body, detoxify, moisturize the throat and relieve pain, and can cure all kinds of diseases!"
Shen Hua shook her head.
The merchant did not give up and even boasted about his honey.
"This honey is the sweetest."
"A couple who seems to be in love but seem to be inseparable can become in love with each other after just one sip!"
Shen Hua's eyes widened slightly.
Do you know what you are talking about?
Or do you think I'm a fool?
The girl seemed to be frightened by these words.
The vendor acted more like a drama and opened his mouth: "If the lady has a favorite young man, he will take a sip and taste it. He will know that the lady is good for you, and he will definitely come to propose marriage the next day!"
Shen Hua blinked and listened to him quietly.
Merchant: "This is not expensive, it only costs nine hundred and ninety-nine coins. If you buy one bottle, my wife will feel safe. If you buy two bottles, you will be happy. If you buy three bottles, you will be satisfied!"
"Don't believe it, madam, there are quite a few people who want to buy this thing! But I have no chance with them! Even if those people give me 10,000 taels of gold, I won't sell it!"
The girl smiled.
"You continue."
"Does this honey have other curative effects?"
"Of course there is!"
"The last time I bought honey from me, it was an eighty-year-old lady who walked shaky and leaning on a cane. I never thought she could walk like flying after eating a bottle!"
Shen Hua couldn't help it: "Wow!"
The traders are motivated.
"There is also a woman who has been begging for a child for many years, but her stomach has not moved. She ate honey and was diagnosed with a happy pulse!"
Shen Hua: "It's so amazing!"
The vendor straightened his chest: "Before eating honey, the lady must make a sincere wish, and then bow three times in the east direction to ensure that her wishes will come true."
Shen Hua: "Understood."
The vendor raised a bottle and brought it close to his face: "If you want a son, eat it! If you want marriage, eat it. If you want happiness and wealth, eat it too!"
Shen Hua nodded solemnly, and just when the vendor thought she was going to pay, the girl asked tactfully: "Why are you just a vendor when you have so much honey?"
The merchant smiled.
Seeing that he was being questioned, he was speechless. Shen Hua was very considerate: "Is it to save all sentient beings?"
Vendor: "Yes!!! It's not easy for anyone these days, so naturally I can't let others lose hope for selfish reasons!"
"If you and I are destined, I'll give my wife a zero, nine hundred and ninety cents! How about that?"
He could obviously grab it, but he insisted on giving a bottle of honey.
What a conscientious merchant!
Shen Hua said softly: "I don't buy it."
Merchant:???
Why don’t you ask if you don’t want to buy it!
Listen so carefully!
Aren’t you tired from talking so much?
Shen Hua waved her hand: "No need to thank me."
The girl said seriously: "I just want you to have a good time."
The merchant cursed and left.
It seemed that there were many vendors selling food. Soon, Shen Hua was the next one.
"This girl, do you want to buy a shroud?"
The merchant stepped forward enthusiastically.
"At that time, my family's ancestral craftsmanship allowed us to make a shroud that could prevent the body from decaying for ten days."
Forget it, Ji Qing had a sullen face and pretended to sell honey. The ladies around him were just trying to be fresh. But the shroud was so unknown. He was about to drink the person away, but he didn't want Shen Hua's eyes to light up.
"What you said is true?"
"I will never lie to my wife! This person is dead, and the taste will get worse as time goes by. But no matter what, we must leave with dignity."
Shen Hua thinks it makes sense.
She nodded seriously and solemnly.
It is said that money is everywhere in Shengjing under the emperor's feet, and traders are here to make a fortune. But he was selling money on the road for a day, and he was scolded for not even making a business deal.
When promoting others.
——My shroud is so good!
——I'm your uncle! Get out!
——Made with ancestral potion, it can protect the body from decay for many days. Sir, would you like to keep one for yourself?
——Curse me? Are you sick? I live a good life, and I don’t have enough money to buy it?
When promoting Shen Hua.
——The shroud...
——Stop talking, I’ll buy it.
--ah?
——You name the number!
Merchant:???!!
He was overwhelmed with excitement.
"My lady is so filial. Which of your elders are you buying this for?"
Shen Hua was also very excited.
"I wore it myself!"
The girl's white face was shining, and she was obviously very weak, but under the makeup, she had red lips, pink face, and ice-cold muscles, but there was nothing wrong with her.
The vendor was a good person, and he immediately praised him again and again.
"Best regards!"
What's wrong with buying a shroud? It's the same principle as when someone is sick, you can't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment. Save it for emergencies, you may need it someday.
Shen Hua bit her lip and asked, "Even if the medicine is soaked, will the smell remain on the clothes?"
"Won't!"
The merchant patted his chest: "If my wife is gone, you can ask your family to take out the shroud as early as possible, and smoke it with osmanthus or plum blossoms. It doesn't matter."
Ji Qing:???What are you talking about!!!
How can someone speak so unpleasantly!
"Looking at the lady's dress, she must be a fine master. This person is fine in life, and he must be fine in death, what do you think?"
But these few words touched Shen Hua's heart.
Her eyes were sparkling, and she had completely fallen under the vendor's golden tongue.
The last time I was so excited, I bought a coffin!
"Can I take a look first?"
"Of course it is possible. If you are sincere, lady, it doesn't matter if you wear it or not!"
"I have red, green, white, and all kinds of colors in my collection! The shrouds on the market are all lifeless, but they are not new at all. People die just once, and there is no room for regret."
Shen Hua felt that she should introduce this person to her coffin maker!!!
Shen Hua was completely obsessed.
"You said the clothes were soaked in secret medicine handed down from our ancestors. If that's the case, can I decide on the fabric and style?"
"Of course I can. It doesn't matter if the lady wants silk or brocade. It's just that I need to provide these. I can make the styles according to the drawings, but it's time-consuming and the price..."
Shen Hua: "Don't talk about money with me! Do I look like someone who can't afford it?"
Ji Qing couldn't listen anymore.
He quickly advised: "Madam, I feel that..."
Shen Hua: "Shh."
There was a lot of people on the street. Cui Yun led Cui Rong over. He had a good ear and listened carefully to the voices three feet away.
The man tightened his lips.
Cui Rong cried out in pain: "Second uncle, you hurt me."
Cui Yun immediately relaxed his grip. He walked over with Cui Rong and put a candied haws in Shen Hua's hand.
"What are you talking about?"
Cui Yun looked at her and asked word by word: "What do you want to buy?"
The vendor was extremely enthusiastic: "This must be my lady's husband! Is the baby so big? They say that a girl has a father, and it seems to be true."
"Madam, why don't you order two more pieces?"
The merchant said sincerely: "Maybe, we can walk neatly!"
Chapter completed!