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Chapter 79 The Generation of Smokers

Duan Mingyu took the herbal bag and as soon as he opened it, a familiar smell rushed towards him, "What, it's actually... tobacco!"

"What? What are you saying? What is tobacco?" Wang Aiqing's two ears were stretched high, and his body kept pouring towards Duan Mingyu.

"Get out of here, let me smell it..." Duan Mingyu looked intoxicated. As a smoker, he had not smoked for half a year since he came to this world. How could he be so suffocated? Smelling this kind and cute smell, Duan Mingyu was relieved and could not stop. Suddenly, he remembered the popular lines of Master Kong's old instant noodles in the TV sets in later generations, well, this taste is domineering...

"Well, Yingying, your skillful hand, go and cut the tobacco into shreds, then wrap it with thin paper, and stuff a sponge on the front end... Well, there is no sponge for the time being, so use cotton instead!" Duan Mingyu's heart flew. How huge the smoker market is, it cannot be calculated using numbers. Although smoking is harmful to health, not many people still quit smoking.

Some women said, I really don’t know what it is to smoke, it is choking and harmful to health. I really don’t understand how you can do this.

Alas, how can you women understand the loneliness of men? After graduating from college, when you went out to set up a street stall to make a living, Duan Mingyu became obsessed with the smell of using matches to light cigarettes. At night, turn off the lights, sit quietly on the ground, and with a "click", the dim and shaking light reflected a look of loneliness. The small room was filled with the faint smell of gunpowder, and then it was covered with the strong smell of smoke, without a trace. While smoking, watching the small sparks spread hard, the black wreckage of the matches seemed to be unwilling to accept it, blurred shadows, wooden expressions, chaotic thoughts, matches filled a box, tightly leaning against each other, without a trace of temperature. Just like you and I, after being separated for thousands of years, passed by quickly.

"Young Master, the tobacco roll is ready, what should I do now?" Zheng Yingying's crisp voice woke Duan Mingyu up from her thoughts.

"Oh, let's see!" Duan Mingyu took a white tube slightly longer than his index finger from Zheng Yingying's hand, and directly held it in his mouth, scratched a match. After a burst of fire and smoke, wisps of blue smoke rose slowly. Duan Mingyu took a deep breath, then exhaled a long mouthful of light blue smoke and sighed comfortably.

Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou were stunned. What kind of thing is this guy who was sucking clouds and foggy? Why did the young master enjoy it so much? Wang Aiqing swallowed and said, "Young master, what kind of thing is this? It smells so good!"

Duan Mingyu took a deep breath again, well, Yingying's cigarette technique is not bad, "Ahem, Wang Aiqing, do you want to take a sip and taste it?"

Wang Aiqing's dog head suddenly turned into a tiny like a chicken pecking at rice, "If you want, you want!"

"Come on, come on, come on, that's it, Luo Hou, Lao Xu, Lao Xie, you all come and try it!" Duan Mingyu chuckled, and the few people immediately rushed around.

Duan Mingyu handed the cigarette to the four of them generously and tasted a few sips. It made Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou cough continuously, and felt bitter and bitter. Looking at the painful expressions on their faces, Xu Zuye and Xie Xiande couldn't help but move backwards, and a big thought arose in their minds: this is a very evil thing and cannot be touched. After a while, Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou felt a little more than ordinary pleasure, and rushed to take a few more sips. When there was still a piece of cigarette butt left, Xu Xie and Xie, who had already saliva flowed three thousand feet long, rushed forward desperately, then kicked Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou away, snatched the cigarette butt, and took a few vicious sips...

Yang Zhaoniang ran over with a slight voice and said, "I want to try it too!"

Duan Mingyu: “…”

After decisively giving Yang Zhaoniang the other two, Xu Zuye ran to Duan Mingyu with a sad face, grabbed his hand tightly, regretting that he didn't do anything just now, and finally fell to the point of smoking ass.

Duan Mingyu secretly confessed that I am guilty, I am guilty, I am sorry to the Party and the people, the State Council, and Grandpa Mao. This is probably the prototype of the first generation of smokers this century.

"Okay, then another one!" Unable to withstand the hard entanglement of the four people, Duan Mingyu had to make up his mind and lit another cigarette. Three puffs were used for treatment, and five people took turns to annihilate the cigarette.

Just as the four of them were in a fog, a very disharmonious voice sounded outside the door, "Madam Ji, here is smoky, there must be demons appearing. I think we should go back!"

After Duan Mingyu practiced martial arts, his ears were quite outstanding. He knew that the person who had just spoken was Ye Xun, who lost in the couplet ring. He only heard Ji Yunyi's voice trembling and said in a daze: "At least you have to give it a try!"

It has not happened to the two of them once or twice, but for some reason, Ji Yunyi seemed to be intentionally escaping from her and never appeared in front of her with Ye Xun. Thinking that the two of them were about to appear in front of her in a short while, an unknown anger burned from Duan Mingyu's heart.

"Is Mr. Duan inside?" Ji Yunyi's voice sounded outside the door in a comfortable manner.

Xu Zuye was about to answer, but Duan Mingyu glared back with a fierce look, "I just said that I was not here and I won't pick up customers tonight... Cough cough, the store is already closed, and I'm asking them to come again tomorrow."

"Oh, listen outside the door. My young master said he was not here. He told you to go back tomorrow...Oh! Young master, why are you kicking me?" Xu Zuye looked aggrieved and got up from the ground in a dusty look.

"You guys, you can make a mess of me if you have such a mess, kill me!" Duan Mingyu kicked Xu Zuye angrily.

Zheng Yingying turned her back and her shoulders kept trembling. It seemed that she was really holding it back!

Come on! Duan Mingyu pulled her white robe and said calmly: "It's Mrs. Ji outside the door, please come in and speak!"

Ji Yunyi and Ye Xun entered one after another. As soon as Ye Xun stepped into the store, his brows frowned, and his expression seemed to be saying, how could such a market place be from a civilized person like Ye Dazi?

Duan Mingyu made an invitation gesture: "Please sit there, please. I wonder if you are not far away from thousands of miles to visit the humble house, what's the price?"

Everyone's eyes kept turning around, and it was estimated that it took less than a quarter of an hour to get here from Wanfu. Is it good? I can only say that I was convinced by you!
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