The scholar coughed a few times and said, "The Eastern Wu loves loli. Cao Wei controls **, Shu Han is all the basics. Poets and swordsmen are all destined to be lonely all their lives. During the Three Kingdoms period, the masses competed for the destined destiny, and there were many military generals and advisers, but some of them thought that the characters were poets and swordsmen. Thinking of the scene in the endless grassland under the setting sun, in the snow, white clothes are better than snow, a thin horse, a sword, and a pen, and his stubborn eyes stared at the howl of the wolf coming to the horizon. People are right at the end of the world, how can they be far away? From a distance, there are four things in such lyrical painting: horse pen and sword man!"

The editors began to twitch and tremble, and finally fainted collectively at the gate of Lang General's Mansion.

...

Duan Mingyu looked at the depressed Wan Yanyan and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Wan Yanyan sighed: "...It seems you really don't understand me."

"What's wrong with you? Tell me?" Duan Mingyu touched his nose depressedly, and a thought of something big or bad came to his mind.

"I thought you understood." Wan Yanyan frowned.

Duan Mingyu said: "But, if you have to speak it out, I will know if I understand."

Wan Yanyan still didn't have a smile: "People who don't understand will not understand it, and those who understand it don't need to say it at all."

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "How can I know if you don't talk about it!" "Some things don't need to be talked about." Wan Yanyan said with some resentment

Duan Mingyu: “…”

Wan Yanyan finally said, "Official, do you want to hide the fact that Zhao Niang was dropped out of school from the school?"

"Oh, it turns out that it's this matter! Zhao Niang, you should talk about this matter!" Duan Mingyu spread his hands unrelentingly.

Yang Zhaoniang's head was rumbling and said with a serious look at her last face: "Sister Yanyan, you don't know. This school is not good at all. It's just Teacher's Day. National Day is going to be held again after the Mid-Autumn Festival. Is it paying money to study in the school just for holidays? We get up at around 6 am every morning and go to bed at 11 and 2 pm. The school knows the holidays all day long. For this situation, I can only say: "Please keep it!", but I have to consider my future and for my future. This school is really not me, so I deliberately expelled the school!"

Zhao Niang, I have to say that you are such a weird thing. You have opened up such a critical situation. Talent, really talent...

Wan Yanyan was speechless: "This, ahem, then change the school. Anyway, it's always good to read more books!"

Yang Zhaoniang said, "Yes, yes, now you can let Brother Mingyu tell me a joke!"

"Of course it's OK. Officials, Zhao Niang is going to school and I'll be more tired!" Wan Yanyan nodded and responded.

"Okay, you're about to tell me!" Yang Zhaoniang said to Duan Mingyu, without any miserable mood of being expelled from school.

Duan Mingyu said awkwardly: "Okay, in this episode, we talked about the true and false Wukong hit the Tathagata's place. Tathagata said in a deep voice: "How do you prove that you are the true Wukong?" One of the monkeys shook their body and shook it to the size of their index finger, jumped into Tathagata's palm, and peed at Tathagata's finger. Tathagata was not angry, but had a happy face and murmured, it was still the original recipe or the familiar taste..."

"Young master, it's not good. The editors who were standing at the gate just now fainted!" The bald Li Shigang ran in and said anxiously.

The old monk Zhiyuan behind him also looked compassionate: "Amitabha, sins!"

The old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi and his little apprentice Yuan Chuang also came out at some point. The old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi waved his whisk and sighed: "Wuliang Tianzun, I am a little familiar with medical skills. There is a medical manager on the main street. Cough cough, you can send the person who faints to the medical manager, but... the treatment fee and medical expenses..."

"This, I fainted at my doorstep, so the medical expenses are naturally being paid!" Labor and Capital believed in your evil spirits, why did monks and Taoists appear together, and always like to get together. Look, there is a war soon.

The old monk Zhiyuan said angrily: "Wu, the old man with a bull's nose, why is he so uncomplicated and has a stinking smell of money, and he can't hear it!"

Duan Mingyu's face twitched: "Sure enough...unfortunately!"

After Yuan Hongzhi and Zen Master Zhiyuan have been fighting for many years, they will naturally not get angry easily. They said to Yuan Chuang beside him, "Disciple, do you know that the Zen Master sits upright on the cloud platform and meditates every day without any obstacles. Why do you have to sit upright for four hours every day? Is there a mysterious method?"

"Wuliang Tianzun, my disciple is dull, I don't know!" Yuan Chuang, the young man pretended to be simple and cooperated with Yuan Hongzhi very much. The two of them sang and cooperated perfectly!

Yuan Hongzhi said calmly: "The first two hours wash away the state of mind and wash away the mortal world."

"What about the next two hours?" Everyone was curious and asked in unison.

"I can't stand up because my legs are sore..." Yuan Hongzhi cleared his throat and said, "Some people are like this all day long. They are obviously making a fool of themselves, but they still have to show off!" After saying that, he looked at the two old and young monks with a deep meaning.

"I dare to insult my master. The Sa family will fight you today!" Li Shigang shouted loudly and rushed forward.

"Little monk, how dare you go against my Taoist school!"

"Hmph, let's see if your cultivation is enough!"

"Crackling..."

Duan Mingyu looked at the messy scene with distress, and couldn't help but yell, "Stop, stop by labor and capital!"

The monks and Taoists all turned the spearhead of the battle and pointed at Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu shivered and shivered all over: "Cough cough, this top scholar means that saving people is important, saving people is important!"

"I will give you a break today for the sake of suffering beings!"

"Tsk, I have never been afraid of you, the old man with a bull's nose..."

"Brother Duan, come and see if this person is sick!" Yuan Chuangshou asked Duan Mingyu with a registration ticket in front of the medical management registration table.

Duan Mingyu took the registration form and saw that the name column clearly stated "Donkey"! In an instant, Duan Mingyu decided that this was a person who came to find fault on purpose. He walked to the person called "Donkey" and threw the registration form out and said, "Sir, you need to fill in the other party's real name for remittance. You are like this, we really can't help you treat your illness!"

The old man said with a dark face: "This is the real name. My surname is 'Ma' and I am called 'Hu', not the donkey!"

Duan Mingyu's fair face suddenly turned red: "Hehe, so that's it. buddy, you have to practice this word well, oh. Go in and let Master Yuan see a doctor!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Brother Ma Hu bowed to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu said casually: "Go, go, welcome next time!"
Chapter completed!