Fang Wenzhong was silent for a long time and suddenly asked: "A genius that is rare in a century can only appear in the martial arts world, but I am very puzzled. Can young people still have such things as kung fu?"

Duan Mingyu grinned and said, "Of course, not mentioning internal strength, hidden weapons, etc., the deepest sect in Kung Fu is called acupoints. It's a coincidence that this top scholar is also a little bit clear."

Of course, Wang Aiqing knew that Duan Mingyu had martial arts skills, but Fang Wenzhong expressed doubts: "You are the only one, you can?"

Duan Mingyu gave Fang Wenzhong a blank look. Why don’t you believe it? Duan Mingyu said angrily: “Do you want this top scholar to practice a few hands immediately for you to see?”

"Please look at it. The second set of eye exercises. Now start, rub the Tianyin acupoint, squeeze and press the Jingming acupoint, rub the Sibai acupoint, one, two, three, four, two, three, four, and change the position, and do it again. Well, finally, there is a big move: press the temple chakra to scrape the eye sockets!"

Everyone in the audience fainted: "..."

Wang Aiqing coughed and said, "What martial arts are not martial arts? I just want to make a lot of money, live in a luxury house, and visit kilns every day, so that I can live a happy life!"

Duan Mingyu immediately raised his face and educated Wang Aiqing: "Love, life is not about living. You can drink wine, eat food, live in a big house, and drive a luxury car. The most important thing in life is to live with the person you love and the person you love forever."

"Last general, I am ashamed!" Wang Aiqing lowered his head and felt ashamed.

"By the way, when it comes to this matter, the top scholar suddenly thought that we are no longer the system of the previous government soldiers. The government soldiers can farm on their own on weekdays, but what we need now is the permanent troops, not the government soldiers who are half farming and half soldiers. Therefore, the personal problems of the soldiers need to be solved urgently. This war may start one day. It is good to keep a seed and keep a little incense!" Duan Mingyu chattered for a long time, sighing, and feeling very much.

"I understand, Master Duan means that the soldiers will sacrifice themselves for the motherland at any time, and the permanent troops do not have enough time to fall in love, so it is a big problem, right?" Fang Wenzhong is indeed a talent chosen by Duan Mingyu, and it hit the nail on the head at once.

"Not bad, that's what I mean, Fang Wenzhong, this top scholar will immediately post an emergency notice in the military camp. As for the content! I said, you write it." Duan Mingyu had many ideas, but searched for more ideas!

After the Fang Wentian finished grinding ink, he started writing it slowly, first of which was two big words: Notification.

As Duan Mingyu said every sentence, Fang Wenzhong's pen moved a lot, and finally saw dozens of big words written on the paper: Tomorrow's exam, subject: talk about love, purpose: pass on the family line, content: make love in the wild, location: around the grass by the river, requirements: bring your own straw mat, don't wear underwear, don't wear chest-covers, two people in a group, move quickly, and have handsome posture.

Duan Mingyu nodded: "Well, that's right. This top scholar brought up another couplet. The first couplet shows a male hero who bravely entered the bottomless pit alone, and the second couplet shows a female hero who attacked and captured a one-eyed dragon alive. Add a horizontal banner, "****!"

Everyone was decisively messed up in the wind...

At that time, I was thundered for a day, and Xiao Ming's father took Xiao Ming to have a meal.

"Young Master, there is a special chef in our military camp!" Wang Aiqing raised his hand in a low voice.

"Ahem, what kind of dishes can this chef cook?" Duan Mingyu asked.

"Young Master, this is the menu!" Wang Aiqing hurriedly handed the menu to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu looked at the menu for a long time, and finally ordered various dishes on the menu, and muttered while clicking: "Fried chicken, stewed fish, stewed mushroom soup, pork elbow, five-spice meatballs... don't want any of the above, just make three bowls of ramen for me!

Fang Wenzhong and Wang Aiqing both raised their middle fingers: "Your sister..."

"When is it now? Why can't I pay back the ramen I want? I've been waiting for it for a long time!" Duan Mingyu asked weakly with hunger.

A fire-headed soldier ran in and reported: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, the master is pulling you!"

Sure enough, after a while, the kitchen master walked into the barracks with three bowls of hot noodles and said enthusiastically: "This is what I just pulled! It's still steaming! Please give me some food!"

Duan Mingyu and the other two vomited at the same time. What are you doing? You are sucking, we eat it with hot water! What nonsense is this? You are decisive and you have no appetite!

...

Duan Mingyu was in a bad mood because she was going to hold a parent-teacher meeting for Yang Zhaoniang today. The whole story was that Yang Zhaoniang didn’t study well all day in school, and the teacher was very angry, so Duan Mingyu was going to embarrass her. Moreover, this matter had to be hidden from Wan Yanyan, otherwise Yang Zhaoniang would definitely be hungry for three days, and the consequences were very serious.

Fortunately, Duan Mingyu knew deeply that a woman had not come home. She told her husband that he was sleeping with a female friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends, and absolutely none of them knew about this! If a man didn't come home, he told his wife that he was sleeping with a brother, and her wife called his 10 best friends, and eight good brothers confirmed that his husband was sleeping in their house... and two said, "His husband is still there."

After Duan Mingyu unified the answer to the people under his command, he went to the school gate with a sad face.

Duan Mingyu habitually went to the shop next to the school to buy a pack of his own Great Zhonghua cigarettes, and waited for a while to hand over two to the teacher to ease the tense atmosphere.

When Duan Mingyu was giving money, he found that there was two cents missing in his pocket. Duan Mingyu was embarrassed, so he said to the waiter: You can also collect 2 cents, find me an integer!"

The waiter said indifferently: "I'm sorry, we have to post it ourselves if we lose a penny."

Duan Mingyu waved the folding fan in his hand, pointed to the waiter's nose in anger and pointed at the waiter's nose and said, "Can you do things? You can still charge a p for 2 yuan! What can you buy?! What can you buy, tell me."

The waiter smiled calmly and said, "You can buy a pack of rat poison for two cents. After poisoning your whole family, you can still have half left!"

"How come you guys are so rude? I'll pay the two cents for him!" At the critical moment, there was always a good person standing up. A sexy scholar walked in with a graceful demeanor and smiled friendlyly at Duan Mingyu. At the same time, he threw two big money onto the counter.

After buying a cigarette in the store, the man lit one on the spot

Duan Mingyu decisively handed the cigarette to the scholar, "Come on, come on, brother, one!"

The waiter continued, "Sir, please pinch your cigarette, we won't let you smoke here."

Duan Mingyu said in confusion: "Didn't this cigarette be bought from you?"
Chapter completed!