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Chapter 158 I want to pee

"Ye, that boy, let me stop!" Yang Zhaoniang carried her small schoolbag and was about to go to school to study. When she saw Duan Mingyu, she decisively stopped him.

Duan Mingyu stopped and rolled her eyes: "Xiao Niang, don't mess around, what are you doing?"

"Tell me a story quickly and update sooner or later. This is a must. If you don't tell me, you won't vote for you, and you won't collect and subscribe. It depends on what you do!" Yang Zhaoniang said in Duan Mingyu's tone.

I was sweating, Duan Mingyu was speechless for a moment. What are you going to do? When labor and capital are writing online novels?

However, this threatening method is very powerful. Duan Mingyu said that he is no match for him. After looking at the crowd, even Cheng Junyu, a talented girl, was among them, with all kinds of expectations in his eyes.

Cough, it seems that it has to tell a deep and cultural story. Duan Mingyu thought for a moment and said, "For many years, the governor of Bozhou, Li Chong, King of Langya, rose up and rebelled. The main motive was to oppose Wu Zetian's rule, and the governor of Yuzhou, Li Zhen, responded. The rebels burned, killed, plundered, and committed all the evil."

Xie Xiande, the great scholar, stroked his beard and nodded: "Yeah, this is indeed the case!"

Duan Mingyu continued to preach: "Minister Zhang Guangfu went to the capital and saw what he saw along the way. He cried and said in the hall, "My emperor, what I saw with my own eyes on the way, the enemy's moral integrity has been lost."

Everyone kept their breath and kept silent, listening very seriously, very good, what they wanted was this effect, Duan Mingyu was quite satisfied with it

, wiped the saliva from his mouth and said, "After Zhang Guangfu finished talking about the enemy's day, Di Renjie, who was standing beside him, angrily opened his eyes and shouted: "You are talking nonsense! When did I fuck zombies!"

Everyone: "..." His face twitched and his eyes were rumbling.

"Ahem, Zhao Niang, then, I can leave, right?" Duan Mingyu ignored these expressions and pointed out the topic of concern to the point.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask you something!" Yang Zhaoniang said relentlessly.

"Oh, then hurry up and ask quickly. This top student still has to go to work. If you are late, you will be deducted for your salary!"

...

Yang Zhaoniang ticks her hair on her forehead and asks: "I have had two questions since I went to school until now, which deeply troubles me... Why do every time I ask my husband for something, they will say: You are still young, but whenever we make mistakes, he says: You are so old... Another thing is, why when I first arrived at school, the husband said: Don't be afraid, treat the school as your home, but once we make a mistake, the teacher said: You are so arrogant, you think the school is your home."

My go, this, this... This question is too profound. Duan Mingyu said to Yang Zhaoniang: "Ahem, this is yours. You have to reflect carefully, study scientific and cultural knowledge, and make due contributions to the infrastructure and superstructure of the Tang Dynasty in the future... Hey, hey, don't doze off, I will suck you again, why do I educate you in your mind and go to bed when I go to class?"

Yang Zhaoniang opened her eyes, rubbed her and said, "I'm not sleeping!"

Duan Mingyu glared at the tiger's eyes, shook his body and asked domineeringly: "Then why did you close your eyes?

Yang Zhaoniang hurriedly denied: "I am closing my eyes and pondering! Well, yes, that's it."

Duan Mingyu would definitely not believe Yang Zhaoniang's words and continued to interrogate: "Then why did you nod your head?"

"Because you said it very reasonably just now!" Yang Zhaoniang was flexible and once again smoothly avoided Duan Mingyu's sword.

Duan Mingyu released the last big move and said: "Then why are you drooling?"

Yang Zhaoniang laughed and said, "This is because Brother Mingyu, you are talking with relish."

OK, you will win decisively! Duan Mingyu said.

"Howl the slogans, let's work together!" Duan Mingyu said with a blink of an eye.

"Well, it's very good, come on!" Yang Zhaoniang was not afraid of tigers and agreed readily.

So, in the face of the black lines on everyone's heads, Duan Mingyu and Yang Zhaoniang shouted loudly to Langlang Qingtian: "In the name of the head of the family, I hold the sage remote control to bless you: May the great blue cat give you light; may the seven sheep gods give you courage; may the teachers praise your loyalty; may the classmates recite your kindness!"

So, Yang Zhaoniang was excited and went to school. Duan Mingyu took proud steps and went to work with noble heads.

Duan Mingyu walked along the way, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong. Sister Zhao Niang had a tendency to grow like a second-hand man.

When can you really become a second-rate guy? It’s very simple. Duan Mingyu became the most popular guy who caused a sensation in the world after that time.

That time I was sick and infusion, Duan Mingyu sat and played with his cell phone. Time passed quickly. When he looked up, he saw the bottle bottoming out. He was immediately panicked and shouted: Waiter, come on! From then on, Duan Mingyu has become a celebrity in this outpatient clinic.

The reputation of the second guy spread like wildfire. Cough, Sister Zhao Niang is in a bad momentum, so you must suppress it, suppress it!

The first thing Duan Mingyu did when he came to the military camp was to go straight to the camp where Fang Wenzhong was detained, saying that he was detained. In fact, in addition to not allowing him to leave the military camp and monitor him, he could walk around in the military camp, and meet his wife for a few days every day, chat with the old pawns of Yingtian Army, brag and so on.

Duan Mingyu was very interested in him, but the speed of surrender was not enough. He had to hang him first. After he couldn't help but want to ask about this, the time would be almost ripe.

Duan Mingyu believes that today's time is very good and very mature. As soon as he entered Fang Wenzhong's big tent, he saw Fang Wenzhong writing something quickly.

Duan Mingyu walked over and saw that he was suddenly struck by lightning and fell to the ground.

Fang Wenzhong wrote a couplet. The first couplet: "The official position is big, the power is big, the belly is big, and the pocket is bigger. "The second couplet: "The hands are long, the tongue is long, the skirt is long, and the good times are not long. "Horizontal draft: "Double regulation in the morning and evening."

After Fang Wenzhong stopped writing, he looked at Duan Mingyu who rolled his eyes and said, "Hehe, isn't this Lord Lang? What's wrong? I decided to give someone a free family back to the house?"

"I think so beautifully. I will ask you something today, whether to serve me wholeheartedly? As the commander of the Yingtian Army, if you refuse, hum, this top scholar will kill you, kill your whole family, and then let someone explode your back door..." Duan Mingyu said viciously, afraid that this man would not be afraid of boiling water, so he said it very fiercely and cruelly!

"Okay, I agree!" Fang Wenzhong said calmly.

"What? What did you say? You agreed to be the commander?" Happiness came so suddenly that Duan Mingyu wanted to pee!
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