Chapter Eleven is a classic
Duan Mingyu, who was about to return to the eastern suburbs of the city, was very energetic. This was his first time to hit someone. Until now, his face was still blushing with excitement. Duan Mingyu realized that he had the potential to be a bad person. However, for people like Zhang Baobao, it was useless to see him once and beat him once. It would only increase his arrogant arrogance.
Xu Zuye walked to the door of his house, took out the key in a lewd manner, and opened the door slowly, but he couldn't poke the key in for a long time. Duan Mingyu was worried when he looked at it. Xu Zuye still followed the principle of "only he was not busy, he could pass the Pacific Ocean". He didn't look at the keyhole, and he burped his head and stabbed it hard.
Ten centuries later...
Xu Zuye was busy opening the door with great concentration when he suddenly heard a tender voice coming from his ear: "Hey, can you hurry up when you open the door?"
Xu Zuye was so scared that his keys fell to the ground: "Who is the fucking talking? I'm scared!" After that, he looked back at Duan Mingyu. He didn't find anyone except this kid, but where did the sound come from?
"Hehe, you big fool, I'm on it!"
Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye looked up and said, "Be good, there were two people standing on the wall." Yang Zhaoniang and Yang Yanguang, the old and young, were proudly watching Xu Zuye's jokes!"
Xu Zuye was even more shocked. When did these two people appear? Why didn’t they feel it at all?
Duan Mingyu looked at Xu Zuye knowingly: "Brother Xu, I haven't noticed it after being peeped silently for so long. I think there are only two reasons that can be explained."
"First, these two people have too high martial arts skills, and both masters are like this, without realizing it; second, Brother Xu, your martial arts skills are so low that they cannot be described in words. However, among the two explanations, I prefer the latter one. Hahaha!" Duan Mingyu smiled heartily, looking at Xu Zuye's jokes, it really makes people want to laugh.
Xu Zuye raised his eyebrows, but when he thought of the difference in IQ with this kid, he had to say helplessly: "You little brat like to make me happy!" A big man was actually scared by a little girl's words so hard that he couldn't even hold the key, and Xu Zuye's face was a little hot.
"Xu Yidan, weren't you very brave when you beat someone? Why are you so timid?" Yang Zhaoniang smiled proudly.
Xu Zuye's face turned red. After all, he was almost forty years old. It was really embarrassing to be laughed at at the door of his house.
Unlike Xu Zuye, Duan Mingyu thought in his mind that Yang Zhaoniang accidentally revealed the news from the mouth. When he beat someone up? So when Brother Xu and I beat Zhang Baobao, the old man Yang and Zhaoniang were on the scene. Even if he mentioned his address casually, how could they reach their doorstep so quickly? More importantly, this is a little girl and an old man, who moves faster than his two big men. Expert, this old man is definitely a master.
Duan Mingyu's idea was quickly confirmed. Yang Yanguang hugged Xiao Zhaoniang and jumped down from the four or five meters wall, falling slowly like a fallen leaf. Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye were stunned. Is this the legendary light skills? It's magical, so damn magical! This trick is much better than his monkey stealing peaches.
If Yang Yanguang knew that Duan Mingyu was comparing his own unique light skills with the despicable tricks of stealing peaches, he would probably vomit half a pound of blood.
Smooth landing, this posture is classic.
Looking at the two people who were stunned by surprise, Yang Yanguang stroked his beard proudly: "I have practiced this skill hard for more than 40 years, and now I have finally entered the house, which makes both of them laugh, hahahaha!"
Xu Zuye has been practicing hard for more than 40 years like Yan's balloon, and is selling his father. This is a few years older than him. He still wants to learn from his master. I guess he will die even if he finishes his studies.
Duan Mingyu didn't have the dirty thoughts of Xu Zuye at all. It would be not easy for others to practice this skill, otherwise it would be ok if everyone became a master. If everyone was a master, he would definitely be the weakest among masters. Then Duan Mingyu would definitely be hit by a truck again, traveled through time again, and left this "hell on earth".
Yang Zhaoniang smiled slightly and showed two little tiger teeth: "Hehe, my grandfather is very good at kung fu. If you want to learn kung fu, you can exchange it for good-looking clogs!" After saying that, he revealed a cunning look in his eyes.
Yang Yanguang was so angry that he knocked on Yang Zhaoniang's forehead: "You little girl sold your family kung fu like this, right? Don't say such messy words in the future."
Yang Zhaoniang lowered her head aggrievedly: "If you don't change, you won't change it. Why are you so fierce?"
"You don't want to teach, but I don't want to learn it! It's so tiring to learn kung fu, it's better to go and fuck a beautiful girl." Duan Mingyu said inwardly. Although he looks majestic, to be fair, Duan Mingyu is a leader among perverts in his bones.
After learning that Yang Yanguang was a master, Xu Zuye became much more attentive: "Come on, Mr. Yang invites you inside, the sun is big outside, Mingyu, hurry up and brew a pot of Tieguanyin I have treasured."
Duan Mingyu was furious: "Old Xu, you are so unkind. Didn't you say you had drunk it last time? I'll hide my own privately with my brother, right?"
Xu Zuye's sweat came down: "Who is with us? We can't hide it from you, we just arrived yesterday."
Duan Mingyu glanced at Xu Zuye skeptically, and then let him go. Xu Zuye finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Mr. Yang, let you laugh."
"Hehe, young people understand!" Yang Yanguang was obviously quite satisfied with Xu Zuye's attitude and showed a kind of like-mindedness with Xu Zuye.
"Collaborate!" This is Yang Zhaoniang's true comment on the two in her heart.
Tasting the fragrance of Tieguanyin, the atmosphere in the lobby suddenly became active. Yang Yanguang said: "This tea leaves are full, and the fragrance remains on the lips and teeth after entering the mouth. It is really the best among Tieguanyin!"
"That's of course. I remember that Xu Zuye, a big or small person in Bianliang City, was considered a character at that time..."
Talk quickly! Talk quickly. Duan Mingyu felt excited when he thought that Xu Zuye wanted to tell him about his life experience. After knowing each other for so long, Xu Zuye had not revealed his previous experiences, which made Duan Mingyu feel resentful. This old guy was finally willing to say it.
"Forget it, I won't mention what happened back then." Xu Zuye looked at Duan Mingyu shamelessly and said slowly.
Duan Mingyu exclaimed in her heart that this guy was just a sacrificing appetite, and it was so fucking.
"Hmph, what's there to be proud of? If you don't say it, don't say it." Yang Zhaoniang started complaining first. After saying that, she drank all the tea in the cup in one sip.
Chapter completed!