Chapter 9 Female Hooligan
I used to hear that when I walk around the world, I must not mess with monks, Taoists and young wives. It’s okay for adults to forget about it. Minors like children are afraid of being furious and don’t believe it!
But... I believed it today!
The little boy who thought he was the boss of the gangster pointed to the mosquito and said coolly, "I want to challenge you!"
Dizzy, why is it him, not me!
"This, little brother, I am the boss, you should look for me!" In order to maintain my status, I had to give a message to remind me.
"No, you are not as handsome as him. Are the bosses all handsome? And I am not a little brother, you can call me Virgo."
thump!
It's over, it's over, it's hit!
The pair of buck teeth that Mosquito was so happy were almost popping up, "It's a vision and a promising future!"
"myname, oh, I, Moses, this is my responsibility, but I only have one little sister now, and I still lack a wife, a mistress, and two lovers. The four of them are good, I want them!"
The little guy pointed at Qin Yu and the others coolly, especially when he looked at Qin Yu, he was very envious!
Dizzy, it's still an Oedipus plot!
Are children nowadays puberty so precocious?
I've completely lost my wilt, I don't care about them anymore, let the mosquitoes deal with it!
Little Moses picked up the English exercises on the table and looked at it, "Is it so hard to use such a simple thing?" After saying that, he straightened out the answer. The English letters were written so beautifully, not like Chinese English at all.
We looked at each other. Could it be that Mosquito arranged to play tricks on me on purpose? No matter how you look at it, you look like his younger brother, and your IQ is so high that it is so high that it is hit again!
"Ahem, little Moses, I'm actually the boss. Look, let's compare. If you win, you will belong to you. If you lose!"
"You?" The handsome guy interrupted me with contempt and looked at the four beautiful sisters again.
"Let me do not like playing games with people with low IQ. I will give you a proof question and I will play with you if I can answer it!"
Damn, if the child can't even get the questions he asked, I can go to kindergarten to read them again!
Moses took a pen and wrote something on the white paper that we could defeat!
"Proof: Handsome guy = angel."
I vomited blood, who is the proof of this? I was about to protest, but Little Moses' eyes were filled with contempt, and he swallowed the words he could hear!
The beauty also smiled slightly, how can she prove this question?
Today, I didn't read the almanac when I went out, and was placed by a child. I handed the paper to the mosquito. After the mosquito looked at it, my huge head was also sweating. Damn, is there anyone who is even more genius than him?
How to prove this!
Seeing us in a dilemma, the little guy smiled and smiled proudly!
"Hey, no wonder they said that the bigger the, the more stupid it is, it is not false at all, I'm optimistic!"
Proof: handsome guy = angel
First of all, the handsome guy is with a woman, for two things, love and lust.
Handsome guy = love + color,
In fact, everyone on earth knows that "the God of Love Cupid is an angel",
So, handsome guy = angel + color,
"The Buddha said: Color is emptiness. If you want to doubt it, you will be chased by countless bald heads!
Therefore, man = angel + 0,
Finally, we get an undisputed truth:
Handsome guy = angel!
…………
Is this kid still a human?
"Several beauties, I am the handsome guy now, the handsome guy in the future. You must be right to follow me!" The little guy patted his breastless breasts and said.
"Little brother, I'm sorry, we already have a master." Xue Ya suddenly said naughtyly, looking at me and blinking.
When I heard that there was a master, the little guy's face changed, "No, I'm going to settle, I'm afraid you have no choice!"
His four little brothers and one little sister immediately avoided from a distance.
Suddenly the strange aura dissipated, it was the messenger!
"It's the barrier!" The saint is most sensitive to barriers.
"Hehe, this sister is the most beautiful, just be my wife." The little guy looked at Yan Yan admirably. Yan Yan's pure beauty can impress such a child the most.
"You, be my lover, you two are mistresses and third nannies!"
Ye Ru is fine, Xue Ya is almost out of trouble. She is not interested in children and hates such an annoying child even more!
"Little kid, spread the barrier, otherwise I'm not polite!" Mosquito said with a smile, trying to calm down as much as possible. After all, it was the first time someone said he was handsome.
"You big idiot, I really think you're very handsome!" The little guy gave Mosquito a look of contempt. Mosquito was a little unresponsive. This guy turned his back faster than flirting with books!
"This is my messenger's "law", and I must obey my laws within the scope of my messenger!" Moses was very confident in his messenger.
"From my contract with Xue Coconut, come out, lover!"
"Little guy, you should go to kindergarten to play. This is the adult place. Just remove the barrier and we don't want to bully the children!"
"Hmph, you are not qualified, you are the first, what does it have to do with age? I am better than you, you are mine!"
Damn, no, this kid has such a strong desire, and people are not toys!
"Lovers, do it!"
Xueya’s order did not work, and the lover was still floating there quietly.
"Haha, you don't have to waste your energy. I have already said that my messenger is the law, and he has no power, and he is weaker than any of you. However, within the power of the law, everyone must abide by the rules. Violent attacks are useless!" The little guy shrugged proudly.
Although we were a little surprised, we were not panicked. Maybe it was because he was a child, or maybe he had already matured after the battle with the Siren.
"Okay, the game begins. First, let me introduce the rules of the game. My "Rules of the Game" ability is ten minutes. In these ten minutes, no matter what happens, you can't speak. The failed party will be controlled by the winner!"
After saying that, the little guy immediately shut up and sat there honestly!
"What's the matter, I..." Suddenly Xueya didn't move, as if she had lost her spirit, and the little guy had a smile on his face.
The mosquito is unhappy. Isn’t it just not talking? It doesn’t matter if the messenger is not easy to use. It is rare to show the strength of the body. The mosquito waved his fists and rushed over, slapped the little guy’s butt. As long as it hurts, it will naturally scream!
boom!
A golden light shield appeared instantly, blocking the mosquito's hand. The mosquito seemed to be stabbed by a needle and shouted out in pain. As soon as he finished shouting, he stopped moving.
The little hooligan looked at them disdainfully, as if he said such a simple meaning still needs to be repeated?
Dizzy, this little brat is playing evil, what would happen if he didn't say anything? Although I thought, I didn't dare to ask. In the blink of an eye, we lost two people and my secret curse was useless.
Chapter completed!