One Hundred Mosquitoes Are Elected
Mosquito: "Boss, I always think you are the best person I have ever met in my life. Whether it is a new human or a human, it deserves my respect and learning, for my life!"
Ye Lei: "It's average, it's drizzling, just so, the boss is like this."
Mosquito: "...I'm sorry, I said one more word "out".
Ye Lei: "Chassis, rope, sleeping pill, choose the same one for yourself."
The spring breeze is so proud that the horse's hooves are anxious. I am so anxious now. I hate running wildly, but I can't help it. Finally, I rushed into the classroom at the moment when the class ringtone was about to end. My first step to light!
Plop~
Damn, why is the threshold so high that I want to kill people!
I got up from the ground in shame, and the whole class looked at me blankly, then burst into laughter.... I didn't expect that I became famous like this. It turned out that it was so easy to become famous.
I don’t know how awkward my current situation is. I used a book to block my head while searching for the location. Be good at it and you must find the location before the teacher comes in!
The goddess did not abandon me. An empty space appeared in my eyes. She was as cute as an angel. She almost ran in with a sprint speed of a hundred meters and a sliding speed, gasping for breath.
As soon as I sat down, a teacher with black eyes and a mustache walked in,... What a personality beard, Teacher Constitution is indeed extraordinary.
"Can you? Don't be so rustic!" A crisp sound blew into my ears, and suddenly blew away my little heart.
It was a miserable thing today, but someone actually added fuel to the fire. A tiger doesn’t show off his power and acts as a sick cat. He suddenly rotates and shakes his head, preparing to let the other party see my power. Will men be afraid of women? Just kidding!
But after turning my head, I was stunned, and the tiger's eyes turned into cat's eyes. My deskmate turned out to be a little girl. She looked like she was at most 14th and 15th.... Did you go to the wrong place? You should go to middle school.
My strange movements once again attracted the attention of the old man with a mustache on the podium. I was so scared that I quickly lowered my head, but college was different from high school. The old man did not dump me and started the introduction of his first lesson, boasting endlessly.
Seeing that I got rid of my attention, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. As a result, the contempt gaze next to me became stronger. My image continued to shrink, and the other party continued to grow bigger, completely overwhelmed in terms of momentum.
"Ahem, little sister, have you gone to the wrong school? This is a university, you should go to the middle school!" I tried to lower my voice and told her in a gentle tone. After all, she is a little girl. Seeing her, I couldn't help but think of Xixi. I don't know how the little girl lives in the United States. Alas, they are really similar, but Xixi is much more beautiful than her. Such a little girl can only be considered cute.
But the next second later, the word "cute" was removed, and my feet were ravaged hard, so it would be fine if I stepped on them, but I still had a spin. Damn, I offended that god and I would not be able to get along with me.
The little girl also lowered her voice and warned viciously: "I am a genius, do you understand? A genius, not a little sister, you big fool!"
Rubbing his feet, he suddenly had a strange idea, what would it look like if a mosquito and this girl meet? But this mosquito is invincible,... he probably won't like this little girl.
The easiest way to deal with such a girl is to ignore her. She didn't seem to have seen her last time. Maybe she didn't come. After all, it was my first class. I had to give the teacher some face. I almost gave it a full quarter of an hour. This teacher finally vented happily. I really couldn't tell that this was a nearly sixty-year-old, but the following constitutional course immediately made everyone lose their enthusiasm for the beginning.
Before class, I always had a lot of fantasies. Even a lazy person like me, I have flipped through a few pages of textbooks. But I really understood what my seniors said, the law is the most boring, so law schools are usually become sanatoriums. If you are tired, you will be exhausted and you will easily gain weight. I am afraid I belong to the latter category.
The little girl next to her listened very seriously and was not as bored as she imagined. I could only force myself to continue listening, but I already began to regret why I didn’t bring this novel to take a look.
Just in time, I can observe the classmates in the class. The first semester class is mainly attended by one's own class, which can enhance the relationship between classmates. Starting from the next semester, it is difficult for people in a class to get together. I didn't watch it carefully last time, for example, the person next to me is a fish that misses the net. The genius is amazing. My little brother, Mosquito is the real genius, and I am also my little brother. This little girl, let the mosquito go out for me sooner or later, compare my IQ? Humph!
It turns out that we also have beautiful women. No wonder I always feel that boys always glance in the same direction from time to time. The difference between college and high school is that in addition to studying, there is another important task in life, so find a girlfriend. If you don’t enjoy love in college, you will lose a lot after entering society. Therefore, almost all single werewolfs are looking for their own little lambs, and beautiful women are naturally the first choice.
The girl sitting on the left middle against the bed is really good. Although she can't reach the level of Ru'er and the others, she is really cute. She is very serious in class and keeps taking notes. This serious expression is very cute, with a static beauty, and she is very good at dressing up. The slight makeup does have the finishing touch effect. The first feeling is good, 85 points.
"Lu Ling'er, 19 years old, from Hangzhou, unmarried, without a boyfriend, entered with the second highest score in the liberal arts department of economic law, ranked fifth in the law school, and is interested in basketball, tennis, and swimming, but no matter how I look at you, you have no hope." The little girl next to her talked to herself as she knew her.
Da Khan, it turns out that the guy around him is still a little gossip. He is so young and gossipy, and he is still so good when he grows up. There is definitely no man who wants it!
As if I guessed my thoughts, the little girl gave me a disdainful expression, "It's not that I want to know, but it's not easy to forget something I've heard once, Ye Lei!"
Ahem, it's so cruel. I beat me up again.
"Ah, this classmate, do you know me? I just took a look at it casually. There is no other meaning. She is very powerful. I don't know who the first place is?" It turned out that I still have a name, at least this girl knows it.
"Do you think there are others besides this lady? Also, don't be proud. The reason I know your name is because you and Chaogenius Xiangwen came from the same school. I want you to introduce it to me."
It's over, I'm going to be so angry that I'm vomiting blood. If I hadn't been in class now, I would have exploded long ago and I could have run away if I couldn't afford to offend me. Now I can only grit my teeth and swallow it into my stomach.
After finally lingering until the get out of class ended, I found that I was almost exhausted. This girl was simply a devil. She kept hitting you from all levels of spirituality. I swept the entire classroom and it was like this for one class. If I had been here for 80 minutes, I couldn't guarantee that I would collapse.
The classroom became lively after class, and people from all over the world gathered together to talk about topics. God blessed me. Although ours was a small classroom, there were two empty seats. One was our courtyard flower, Lu Ling'er. The boy probably had a thief heart but no courage. The girl was ashamed of herself and was afraid that she would become a green leaf that set off. The other was in the corner behind. Almost the moment I discovered it, I picked up the book and rushed over. The excitement was as good as seeing the sharpness of the monster, which attracted the attention of others.
But when I reached my destination, I immediately became wilted. The stool there was no board. It would be strange if I really sat down and didn't turn into anal fissures.
When I saw the time, class was about to begin again. The little girl was smiling proudly, as if she was saying, "Little girl, you can run away, the monk can't run away."
Being looked at by a little girl might have made me so angry that I forgot who was next to the remaining seat, and I squatted down.
The majority of male compatriots could allow that position to be empty, but suddenly there was one more person, and their eyes swept over, and they became the target of public criticism. Only then did I realize how big a mistake I made, deliberately sitting next to the beauty, wouldn’t it arouse public anger?
Fortunately, the class bell rang in time, just like fairy music to me. I didn’t expect that I would have today, and the terrifying class bell has always been the dream of students.
In order not to cause misunderstandings, I was sitting upright and absolutely not squinted. The female classmates around me were very good, but they were not the level that could make me pursue it on my own initiative, but in the eyes of others, I didn't think so much.
Teacher Xiaomao started talking again, sometimes talking about the importance of the constitution, and sometimes pointing out that there are still big problems in the implementation of the constitution as a basic law in reality, saying that it is a thrilling look.
The audience was drowsy, not because the teacher said it badly, and this thing was too heavy for us who were in the active period. The seniors also said that when we entered the courses of civil law and criminal law, the situation would be much better if there were more physical cases.
"Class Ye Lei? Are you tired of sitting like that?" Lu Ling'er felt a little funny. This man was so surprised. He said he was timid and dared to sit next to him in front of everyone. He said he was brave. After sitting down, his posture had not changed. He raised his head and his chest, looked straight, held the book in both hands, but he had never turned a page.
I was sure to not want to cause trouble, so I just sat there. Never do anything that would dissatisfied the vast majority of hungry fans. The power of the masses is great, and I still understand this truth.
But the sudden question from the beauty beside me immediately made me breathe completely. I was tired, of course, my waist was sore, and anyone who was still motionless in class would feel better.
"Ahem, can't you know my name just because Xiangwen and I are fellow villagers?"
The beauty shook her head gently, which made my self feel better immediately. It seems that some people are paying attention to me, and the level of the garden flower is also right, but why is the pride always so short?
"It's because you are the same school as Silver Amazing Xue Coconut, who is ranked third in the school beauty list." Lu Ling'er looked at me who was sluggishly.
"Student Ye Lei, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
I was dizzy and felt uncomfortable. In order to avoid being hit by the little girl, I risked my life to hide here, but I was hit again and my heart was broken without trace.
"It's nothing, the old problem has happened again." I could only answer helplessly, but looking at the beautiful girl's eyes, my impression scores have dropped again, but it doesn't matter. It's best not to disturb me and let me finish my first class in college casually.
The mustache on the podium is so cute, at least what he says won't hit me.
Maybe today is a certain auspicious day. Xiao Wanger saw that I had been listening to his lectures so actively and seriously, thinking that I was a good student, but she even raised me with a smile on her face.
"Student, I'll ask you a question. What do you think of the crackdown activities in extraordinary times?"
My heart is just one word of pain. I was so angry that I was sitting upright and my eyes were a little straight, but it doesn't mean I wanted to be asked by the teacher. The people below have begun to gloat. My behavior of sitting next to the garden flower has made me leave the mass base.
Woo, is it easy for me?
However, the problem still needs to be faced. There is still self-esteem. Although I am not as genius as Xiang Wen, I am definitely not stupid. After a little change of mind, Lenovo Xiaowang said earlier, "Yes, teacher, I think so. A legal country pays attention to doing things in accordance with the law. Since everything is done according to the law, cracking down on such heavy-handed administrative orders is not in line with the Basic Law. However, the situation in each country is different, especially because our country has a large population and relatively low legal awareness. Sometimes this kind of administrative order still has a certain need. It is difficult to say whether it is right or wrong. This is my personal idea."
Actually, I just casually deal with things, but Xiao Wang's eyes looked at me very unusually. She slapped the table and said, "Okay, very good. This classmate basically mastered the spirit of the law."
Then there was a long talk, changing the protagonist to himself.
Suddenly, the beauty beside me touched me gently and said with a smile: "I can't tell you have two more tricks."
I'm dizzy, it's more than just a few strokes, but you don't know. I'm not going to marry, "I'm so nervous."
I don't hate communicating with beautiful women, but the environment is not suitable, and I have a lot of things to do with Ru Er in my mind, so I don't have the time to pay attention to her.
Seeing that I ignored me and was even a little impatient, Lu Ling'er felt uncomfortable. The beauty was born with a sense of superiority, even when she was approachable. She always felt that under such circumstances, she should be the one who reacted like this, and the other party was simply giving her own face.
Although it wasn't so exaggerated, Lu Ling'er was definitely not happy. She deliberately found a topic and asked in a low voice: "Are you familiar with Xueya classmate? Is she so beautiful?"
I have a lot of words and I am still a little dissatisfied with myself. The beautiful girl is always confident in herself and has never seen her before. The photos on the Internet are still different from the actual situation. Of course, she completely admires the first and second places. The girl is not as beautiful as a human being, and even women have to admire her at the same time.
Lu Ling'er may not have noticed that the power of the Curse Eye shot at me increased several times due to her active chat. If it weren't for Ru'er and the others' training, she would have fallen.
"Xueya, it's good, and her skin is great, but she has a bad temper and loves to be jealous." This is my considerable evaluation of Xuedao, because Xueya is not the most beautiful among the three girls. After the second evolution, her skin has indeed become great, and she changes ways to "bully" me all day long, let alone being jealous, especially compared with Ru'er's gentleness.
My casual words shocked Lu Ling'er, and this person was so sarcastic. Xue Ya, who ranks third in the school beauty list, was actually evaluated like this. She had also heard comments that Xue Ya is definitely an intellectual beauty. Anyone can't help but feel close to each other at first sight. He is a fashionable woman with a soft and strong personality... It's too far from being a bad temper, but this person is Xue Ya's classmate, at least he still has the right to speak.
Lu Ling'er suddenly became curious about this person, ignored him, and said such words to the beauty, who was he like?
Anyway, I spent the next two classes in pain and rushed out like a fly as soon as the get out of class was completed. However, after just two steps, I was pulled away. It was the underage girl.
"Ahem, this classmate, why did you pull me? I have something to do."
"You promised to introduce Xiang Wen to me. Did you forget so soon?" The little girl tilted her neck, as if she said you wanted to pay the debt.
Look at the eyes around you, especially the eyes of female compatriots, this is not very authentic, as if I had done something to deceive the child. This ghost girl, you are cruel, and one day you will make you look good.
"Ah, yes, but today won't work, let's go another day." Faced with the pressure from the masses, I could only refuse with joy.
"Is that so? What's the matter? I can wait for you to finish it. I really see the legendary top genius." After saying that, he looked pitiful, his big eyes blinked, and his eyes were shiny.
This cute and pitiful expression immediately aroused the support of everyone. Lu Ling'er, who was beside her, couldn't help it, "You used to be from the same school, you should contact her frequently. Just agree to her for this small request."
Alas, depressed, everyone is talking about money, and people are wandering around the world, how can we not be killed? Forget it, I admit it, I will find a mosquito to kill this girl.
Seeing me nodding, the little witch immediately jumped up happily, and Lu Ling'er also smiled slightly, thinking that her words worked.
I walked out of the classroom depressedly. As soon as I rushed out a few steps, I hit the "wall". I was dizzy. It was a mosquito, and it was just right!
"Boss, long time no see, the beauty is still there!"
Damn, I've been good at flattery for a few days, but I've suffered a lot because of him.
"Dede, I'm going to see Ru'er. Look, this is my classmate and a genius. I admire you very much and want to talk to you. Ah, what's your name?"
The little girl is really not an ordinary person to cut bridges across the river. When she heard that the person in front of her was Xiang Wen, she immediately threw me away. Unexpectedly, the mosquito was also staring at the little girl blankly, and the two were looking at each other.
"How many?"
“260.”
"And you?"
“320.”
The conversation between the two people made us dance together. Are geniuses like this? Birds of a feather flock together.
Looking at this little girl, I couldn't help but think of Xixi. Maybe Xixi is also a very smart girl, but she is much more beautiful than her. Although she is a little naughty, she is more cute. I really miss her a little.
Looking at the mosquito's strange expression, a thought suddenly flashed across my mind. Could this guy be electrocuted?
Mosquitoes like this type of underage girl?
Forget it, ignore them, I want to see my baby Ru'er!
But just after walking not far away, the uninvited guest blocked my way, and the golden hair was conspicuous enough!
What is a successful life? Boss Jin has set a classic definition:
Marrying a wife should be Xiao Zhao, who is gentle and considerate;
To make friends, Linghu Chong should be the one who is both in a position to lie in his hands;
It is best to be a man, Qiao Feng, a passionate world;
Wei Xiaobao came out to have fun, and he was willing to spend the flowers.
Ru'er and Xiao Zhao are comparable. Whether it is beautiful or personality, Xiao Zhao is a Persian saint. Ru'er has a lot of property. Although Mosquito is not as handsome as Linghu Chong, his IQ must be higher than him, and he is also doing well. As for a hero like Brother Qiao, he is really... He has a heart and lacks strength. In the end, Master Wei is an idol, and he must carry forward the spirit of learning and learning.
But the Huang Huang classmate in front of me seems to have nothing to do with me. Could it be that he wants to fight me one-on-one again for Xueya?
"Haha, Brother Ye, we're meeting again. I have something to talk to you."
Dizzy, it seems that there is nothing to talk about between us, but this guy was brave last time. If it were ordinary people, they would definitely wish that the black and white evil spirits would be my love rival. With this, I would have a good impression of it.
"What's the matter? My friend is hospitalized and is about to take care of her."
Wang Zhengzhi was a little flattered about my attitude. He was still thinking about how to use me to cooperate, but he didn't expect that I would be kind and happy.
Chapter completed!